Note to self: - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Sue · 08-23-2004, 06:28 AM

Remember Sue, you're in Florida.

don't go for a hard ass 2 mile bike ride in the sun.

Especially on hills.

And especially after not riding a bike anywhere since 1998.

Cynthetiq · 08-23-2004, 06:49 AM

remember cynthetiq, it's just monday, there are still other days in the week, there is no reason to try to cram 5 days of work into 1 day and still have a social life.

DelayedReaction · 08-23-2004, 06:52 AM

Remember DelayedReaction, you have a week left before classes start. Panic.

Averett · 08-23-2004, 06:57 AM

Remember Averett:
Never EVER take another secretary/administrative assistant job. EVER. It's not worth it. Nobody could ever pay you enough to babysit grown men/women.

You went to college for 4 years, you have a degree. Use it! Never take another job that is beneath your skills. Aim higher. You'll never be satisfied if you don't.

Don't stress out over money. It's not worth it. You'll make it somehow.

4 sleeps.

amonkie · 08-23-2004, 07:00 AM

Remember Amonkie:

School starts today, but you're almost done! You don't have to be charge of everyone else any more, so actually ENJOY being on campus.

bookerV · 08-23-2004, 08:38 AM

Remember booker, you go on vacation as of 4:30 this afternoon.

ShaniFaye · 08-23-2004, 08:49 AM

Remember ShaniFaye...you have a doctors appt with a new doctor tomorrow...so shave tonite!!!

Nefir · 08-23-2004, 09:19 AM

Remember Nefir,

You've only got two weeks of work left, so if your manager demands something utterly ludicrous, like "You know that huge half-year project you are working on? Can we make it to X instead of Y? By Friday?" just smile and nod... smile and nod.

quadro2000 · 08-23-2004, 09:26 AM

Remember Quadro:

Don't be pissy for stupid reasons. Step back and appreciate what you've got, stop getting tied up in all the details. John Popper had it right when he said "it won't mean a thing in a hundred years."

Charlatan · 08-23-2004, 09:27 AM

Remember Charlatan....

Your vacation starts in four and a half days. A week at the cottage and no email.

Averett · 08-23-2004, 09:40 AM

Note to Averett:

Although it might feel good at the time, killing the idiots you work with/for/around probably isn't a good idea.

bullmoose · 08-23-2004, 09:48 AM

Remember Bullmoose, just bum a cigarette next time. Dont take the patch off your arm and chew on it.

vermin · 08-23-2004, 10:00 AM

Remember vermin: some people actually do suffer from afflictions that they don't find funny; watch your mouth.

sillygirl · 08-23-2004, 10:09 AM

Remember sillygirl: just because they're little girls.. doesn't mean they're stupid

warrrreagl · 08-23-2004, 12:16 PM

Remember warrrreagl: Lighten the hell up. And take the time to tell your wife how gorgeous she really is.

Ace_O_Spades · 08-23-2004, 12:38 PM

remember ace, no matter how bad life is... there is always beer.

oh... and note to self, sex with blow up doll NOT AS GOOD AS ADVERTISED

ratbastid · 08-23-2004, 12:38 PM

Note to ratbastid:

Next time you think you ought to do a thing... do that thing!

World's King · 08-23-2004, 01:01 PM

Remember King:

Just because everything is goin' great with your new girlfriend doesn't mean you should come out and tell her you love her. It's been a week, dude. Settle the fuck down.

canuckguy · 08-23-2004, 01:06 PM

note to self, pedro is pitching tonight, get beer and wings! oh and a new toothbrush as you dropped yours while peeing this morning

Bill O'Rights · 08-23-2004, 01:09 PM

Note to Bill:

The next time you want to strangle your teenage daughter...just remember how proud you were of her, the first time she went down a slide all by herself.
Oh...and don't forget...she's probably going to be the one picking out your nursing home...a lot sooner than you think.

KellyC · 08-23-2004, 01:41 PM

Note to Kelly:
Go to school to give the final papers for finacial aid this week or else you'll have no $$ for school!!
And swing by Gartsport to see if they've restrung your racquet.
And be sure to make some more chicken dinner tonight!

analog · 08-23-2004, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warrrreagl

Remember warrrreagl: Lighten the hell up. And take the time to tell your wife how gorgeous she really is.

Wow. Just beautiful. I applaud you, sir.

Note to analog: Don't lose sight of the small things in life. You never have before, make sure it stays that way.

Note to Sue: Damn nice thread idea!

Trisk · 08-23-2004, 02:54 PM

Note to Trisk: Don't freak. Change can be good. Go into new situations with an open mind or you'll just dissapoint yourself. Make the best of things.

unoaman · 08-23-2004, 03:05 PM

Note to Uno, don't forget eye doctors appointment Thursday. Another note, don't forget to tell that prick that does the typing to lighten up a little...different opinions aren't necessarily wrong, they're just different opinions.

Thanks Sue...hope this one goes on a long time...kinda good for a person.

yakimushi · 08-23-2004, 03:07 PM

Yaki: You've been sitting on your ass and your degree for over 7 months. Because of this you've lost your friends, the woman of your dreams, and your self respect.

It's time to step up and do this right. Get a real job, move out of your parents house, buy a new car, and get over Kel and find a new lady.

oblar · 08-23-2004, 03:11 PM

Note to oblar: Finish writing letters to friend, and make sure they get in the mail and sent this time. Pay the utilities before you forget. One last thing, remember, sleeping and eating are required to function, no matter what college has taught you.

Sue · 08-23-2004, 03:12 PM

This is great, I totally wasn't expecting my thread to go in this direction.
I love it!!

Note to everyone reading this:
Go n-éirí an bóthar leat
Go raibh an ghaoth go brách ag do chúl
Go lonraí an ghrian go te ar d'aghaidh
Go dtite an bháisteach go mín ar do pháirceanna
Agus go mbuailimid le chéile arís,
Go gcoinní Dia i mbos A láimhe thú.

May the road rise to meet you
May the wind be always at your back
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
The rains fall soft upon your fields
And until we meet again
May God* hold you in the hollow of His hand.

*or who/what/ever you believe in....

Journeyman · 08-23-2004, 03:50 PM

Remember Jourman: If God won't turn their hearts, check to see if they start limping.

Mac1 · 08-23-2004, 03:52 PM

the final act is always bloody, no matter how fine the rest of the play.

if you work in corporate america, that one will hit home...

Latch · 08-23-2004, 03:56 PM

Remember Latch: Sit back and enjoy everything a bit more...

cj2112 · 08-23-2004, 03:57 PM

Note to cj: Please try to remember that it's only a job, that if your crew makes a mistake, it can be fixed, and that if it doesn't ship today, there's always tomorrow

westothemax · 08-23-2004, 04:01 PM

Note to Wes: Next time, find a new job before quitting your current one, no matter how horrible your current job is. At least you will have money for food.

Dwayne · 08-23-2004, 04:02 PM

Remember Dwayne call the music store tommorow about your order.

k1ng · 08-23-2004, 04:22 PM

Note to self: You are NOT ready for school to start back. You just hate your summer job. Stop telling people you are ready for school to start back. You aren't fooling anyone!

Madd · 08-24-2004, 05:26 AM

Note to self: work on the more important things at the moment, going out with mates can wait for the next few weeks until you get all your backlogged work done.

Redlemon · 08-24-2004, 05:40 AM

Note to Redlemon: Remember the four words your father gave you about raising children: Love, Limits, Example, and Consistency. Say them to yourself when you pick your son up first thing in the morning, and when you get home from work.

bigoldalphamale · 08-24-2004, 06:51 AM

remember bigoldalphamale, your metabolism isnt as fast as it used to be...fatty!

ps money, career, power, success isnt as important as you think it is. have some fun god damn it!

Stare At The Sun · 08-25-2004, 05:26 AM

Remember NOT to Stare At the Sun...

ShaniFaye · 08-25-2004, 05:52 AM

Shani--remember PMS only lasts a few days, and if you need to cry its ok, just go ahead and do it

Cynthetiq · 08-25-2004, 06:37 AM

remember to just be.

08-23-2004, 06:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
Sue Teufel Hunden's Freundin Location: Westminster, CO	Note to self: Remember Sue, you're in Florida. don't go for a hard ass 2 mile bike ride in the sun. Especially on hills. And especially after not riding a bike anywhere since 1998. __________________ Teg yw edrych tuag adref.

08-23-2004, 06:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	remember cynthetiq, it's just monday, there are still other days in the week, there is no reason to try to cram 5 days of work into 1 day and still have a social life. __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

08-23-2004, 06:52 AM	#3 (permalink)
DelayedReaction BFG Builder Location: University of Maryland	Remember DelayedReaction, you have a week left before classes start. Panic. __________________ If ignorance is bliss, you must be having an orgasm.

08-23-2004, 06:57 AM	#4 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	Remember Averett: Never EVER take another secretary/administrative assistant job. EVER. It's not worth it. Nobody could ever pay you enough to babysit grown men/women. You went to college for 4 years, you have a degree. Use it! Never take another job that is beneath your skills. Aim higher. You'll never be satisfied if you don't. Don't stress out over money. It's not worth it. You'll make it somehow. 4 sleeps. __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

08-23-2004, 07:00 AM	#5 (permalink)
amonkie Drifting Administrator Location: Windy City	Remember Amonkie: School starts today, but you're almost done! You don't have to be charge of everyone else any more, so actually ENJOY being on campus. __________________ Calling from deep in the heart, from where the eyes can't see and the ears can't hear, from where the mountain trails end and only love can go... ~~~ Three Rivers Hare Krishna

08-23-2004, 08:38 AM	#6 (permalink)
bookerV Addict Location: Ontario, Canada	Remember booker, you go on vacation as of 4:30 this afternoon. __________________ "That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy." Lionel Hutz

08-23-2004, 08:49 AM	#7 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	Remember ShaniFaye...you have a doctors appt with a new doctor tomorrow...so shave tonite!!! __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

08-23-2004, 09:19 AM	#8 (permalink)
Nefir Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	Remember Nefir, You've only got two weeks of work left, so if your manager demands something utterly ludicrous, like "You know that huge half-year project you are working on? Can we make it to X instead of Y? By Friday?" just smile and nod... smile and nod. __________________ You do not use a Macintosh, instead you use a Tandy Kompressor break your glowstick, Kompressor eat your candy Kompressor open jaws, Kompressor release ants Kompressor watch you scream, Because Kompressor does not dance

08-23-2004, 09:26 AM	#9 (permalink)
quadro2000 All Possibility, Made Of Custard Location: New York, NY	Remember Quadro: Don't be pissy for stupid reasons. Step back and appreciate what you've got, stop getting tied up in all the details. John Popper had it right when he said "it won't mean a thing in a hundred years." __________________ You have to laugh at yourself...because you'd cry your eyes out if you didn't. - Emily Saliers

08-23-2004, 09:27 AM	#10 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Remember Charlatan.... Your vacation starts in four and a half days. A week at the cottage and no email. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-23-2004, 09:40 AM	#11 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	Note to Averett: Although it might feel good at the time, killing the idiots you work with/for/around probably isn't a good idea. __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

08-23-2004, 09:48 AM	#12 (permalink)
bullmoose Wookie Location: Howdy from Oklahoma	Remember Bullmoose, just bum a cigarette next time. Dont take the patch off your arm and chew on it. __________________ Rehab is for quitters.

08-23-2004, 10:00 AM	#13 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Remember vermin: some people actually do suffer from afflictions that they don't find funny; watch your mouth. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

08-23-2004, 10:09 AM	#14 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Remember sillygirl: just because they're little girls.. doesn't mean they're stupid __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

08-23-2004, 12:16 PM	#15 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Remember warrrreagl: Lighten the hell up. And take the time to tell your wife how gorgeous she really is. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

08-23-2004, 12:38 PM	#16 (permalink)
Ace_O_Spades The Death Card Location: EH!?!?	remember ace, no matter how bad life is... there is always beer. oh... and note to self, sex with blow up doll NOT AS GOOD AS ADVERTISED __________________ Feh.

08-23-2004, 12:38 PM	#17 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Note to ratbastid: Next time you think you ought to do a thing... do that thing!

08-23-2004, 01:01 PM	#18 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Remember King: Just because everything is goin' great with your new girlfriend doesn't mean you should come out and tell her you love her. It's been a week, dude. Settle the fuck down. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

08-23-2004, 01:06 PM	#19 (permalink)
canuckguy I read your emails. Location: earth	note to self, pedro is pitching tonight, get beer and wings! oh and a new toothbrush as you dropped yours while peeing this morning

08-23-2004, 01:09 PM	#20 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Note to Bill: The next time you want to strangle your teenage daughter...just remember how proud you were of her, the first time she went down a slide all by herself. Oh...and don't forget...she's probably going to be the one picking out your nursing home...a lot sooner than you think. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

08-23-2004, 01:41 PM	#21 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	Note to Kelly: Go to school to give the final papers for finacial aid this week or else you'll have no $$ for school!! And swing by Gartsport to see if they've restrung your racquet. And be sure to make some more chicken dinner tonight! __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

08-23-2004, 02:54 PM	#23 (permalink)
Trisk Insane	Note to Trisk: Don't freak. Change can be good. Go into new situations with an open mind or you'll just dissapoint yourself. Make the best of things.

08-23-2004, 03:05 PM	#24 (permalink)
unoaman Loser Location: Scenic Drive	Note to Uno, don't forget eye doctors appointment Thursday. Another note, don't forget to tell that prick that does the typing to lighten up a little...different opinions aren't necessarily wrong, they're just different opinions. Thanks Sue...hope this one goes on a long time...kinda good for a person.

08-23-2004, 03:07 PM	#25 (permalink)
yakimushi Addict	Yaki: You've been sitting on your ass and your degree for over 7 months. Because of this you've lost your friends, the woman of your dreams, and your self respect. It's time to step up and do this right. Get a real job, move out of your parents house, buy a new car, and get over Kel and find a new lady.

08-23-2004, 03:11 PM	#26 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	Note to oblar: Finish writing letters to friend, and make sure they get in the mail and sent this time. Pay the utilities before you forget. One last thing, remember, sleeping and eating are required to function, no matter what college has taught you.

08-23-2004, 03:12 PM	#27 (permalink)
Sue Teufel Hunden's Freundin Location: Westminster, CO	This is great, I totally wasn't expecting my thread to go in this direction. I love it!! Note to everyone reading this: Go n-éirí an bóthar leat Go raibh an ghaoth go brách ag do chúl Go lonraí an ghrian go te ar d'aghaidh Go dtite an bháisteach go mín ar do pháirceanna Agus go mbuailimid le chéile arís, Go gcoinní Dia i mbos A láimhe thú. May the road rise to meet you May the wind be always at your back May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rains fall soft upon your fields And until we meet again May God* hold you in the hollow of His hand. *or who/what/ever you believe in.... __________________ Teg yw edrych tuag adref.

08-23-2004, 03:50 PM	#28 (permalink)
Journeyman Like John Goodman, but not. Location: SFBA, California	Remember Jourman: If God won't turn their hearts, check to see if they start limping.

08-23-2004, 03:52 PM	#29 (permalink)
Mac1 Upright Location: Texas	the final act is always bloody, no matter how fine the rest of the play. if you work in corporate america, that one will hit home... __________________ A good friend will bail you out of jail. your best friend is sitting there next to you saying "man that was fucking awesome"

08-23-2004, 03:56 PM	#30 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	Remember Latch: Sit back and enjoy everything a bit more...

08-23-2004, 03:57 PM	#31 (permalink)
cj2112 Unbelievable Location: Grants Pass OR	Note to cj: Please try to remember that it's only a job, that if your crew makes a mistake, it can be fixed, and that if it doesn't ship today, there's always tomorrow

08-23-2004, 04:01 PM	#32 (permalink)
westothemax Insane Location: Bay Area	Note to Wes: Next time, find a new job before quitting your current one, no matter how horrible your current job is. At least you will have money for food.

08-23-2004, 04:02 PM	#33 (permalink)
Dwayne Crazy Location: New England	Remember Dwayne call the music store tommorow about your order.

08-23-2004, 04:22 PM	#34 (permalink)
k1ng Nothing Location: Atlanta, GA	Note to self: You are NOT ready for school to start back. You just hate your summer job. Stop telling people you are ready for school to start back. You aren't fooling anyone! __________________ "Delight in excellence is easily confused with snobbery by the ignorant." -Joseph Epstein

08-24-2004, 05:26 AM	#35 (permalink)
Madd Tilted Location: Melbourne	Note to self: work on the more important things at the moment, going out with mates can wait for the next few weeks until you get all your backlogged work done. __________________ Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question, yes is the answer.

08-24-2004, 05:40 AM	#36 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Note to Redlemon: Remember the four words your father gave you about raising children: Love, Limits, Example, and Consistency. Say them to yourself when you pick your son up first thing in the morning, and when you get home from work.