A bit of humour from the 2004 Olympics.

[Mephisto2]

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the [2004] Summer Olympics that they would like to take back

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"

These came from Snopes.


Mr Mephisto

[KellyC]

Darn, you're a bit late...

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=67446

[The Phenomenon]

Hehe pure ROFLAGE Mr. Mephisto.

[Glory's Sun]

already posted in humor but funny enough to read twice

[whocarz]

Numbers 1 and 9 are classic. I really like the fact that the guy in #9 realizes what he said.

[Fremen]

I'm in tears.....superb, Mr Meph.

[canuckguy]

now those are awesome! got them forwarding around my email now! number 7 is classic.