What? That's like saying you hate the smell of fresh bread...
The only thing I hate is hatred
Rock on mofos

Oh...I forgot brussel sprouts. They shit me. I definitely don't hate Jimmy Page.

Poor grammar in writing, poor spelling (not just mistakes, but people who don't know that words are supposed to be spelled a certain way), general butchering of our wonderful language, and my largest problem: punctuation where it doesn't belong (i.e. door signs that say "The Smith's." The family doesn't fucking belong to anybody or anything, nor are any letters being left out. Damn, that pisses me off.) I also can't stand people that don't use turn signals.

Oh, and any -ist that says they want equality. If you're an -ist, you want empowerment and difference. Give it up.

People who let their kids run all over creation and whatever else (especially when they're loud) piss me off. If you let thim do that now, imagine how they'll act when they're teenagers and adults.

[QUOTE=Squishor]People who don't even make the effort to check their spelling and grammar on internet forums, who use all caps or say "lol" every other word, etc. Then when someone mentiones their spelling they say "Ya i kno im a bad speler so what."
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Funny, did you mean to do that on purpose???

Funny, did you spell "mentions" wrong on purpose???

How about people who don't know when the handshake is over.

One. Two. Three. Release...

Don't hold my hand and continue to talk to me, unless your a hot chick and you want in my pants. If you're an older, balding male, you've just crossed into that "creepy uncle" zone. Congratulations.

I HATE people that use the word "hella" for everything.

EDIT: Fucking grammar :).

I can't stand people chewing loudly. I hate sitting in class, taking a test, and listeing to some bimbo chew her gum.

The fact that a DVD is allowed to "block" user input (other than turning it off or ejecting) while the opening disclaimers and promotions run. Annoying.

Me too. ..and I even have a sort of 'alter ego/pretend yeti-ish thingy' for it..Snow Cruncher. grr!.

...anyways...I miss Minnesota winters. :eek:

Add people who say "bro" to my list too, they should be lined up in front of a firing squad.

What ticks me off is when everyone is waiting in line to get in a show, and then some f**kers who arrive late jump the line just because one of their "friends" happen to be at the front of the line..I just about go postal every time...especially if it's freeezing or raining outside..

No, that was a mistake. I do know how to spell "mentiones" correctly. I consider the occasional typo permissable, although it is funny that I did that.

And, Paradise Lost, for the record I am the female variety of "dude," whatever that would be called. :p

I absolutley hate it when I start complaining about something or other and the person I'm complaining to completeley cuts me off to tell me how lucky I am because his/her day/situation sucks worse. That doesn't make me feel better or sorry for you. It makes me irritated and pissed off.
I hate it when I'm passing someone and they decide, " O, I'm waaay too cool to be passed. Let me speed up and make you get behind me again." It's nothing personal; you were just being a slow ass who wasn't paying attention. It is not necessary to show off to me that you drive fast. I don't care if you'll just drive faster or get out of my way.
I hate it when people don't know proper eating etiquette at restaurants. And when they make noises while eating. I also hate the sound of people kissing or doing other things because it is jsut not necessary. Go somewhere where no one else is and save us all the heartache. And I hate it when people tell me too much about their sex lives. woah nelly, I really really didn't want to know that your boyfriend's penis is not circumcised and how it smells and looks and tastes. It is truly not necessary to tell me this. I'm certain there are others, but time alots only so much to bitch about.

People that think it's funny to injure each other, drives me nuts :x

Me too. It makes me want take a sock, put several heavy duty locks inside of it, and smack it across their head.

Oh this is a very good topic. The biggest thing i can't stand is the fact that people talk on their cell phone anywhere and everywhere. I mean really, most people are not important enough to be talking on their phone second! I would love to a class and see no one on a phone, that would make me happy but would never happen.

I agree with everyone's driving peeves but this one just freaking pisses me off.

Your driving down a two lane road in the left lane with a truck/SUV in front of you that you can't see past. There's a person in front of them stopped and waiting to turn with their left signal on. The stupid asshole in front of you with no signaling or breaking, whips into the right lane to go around the stopped car at the last moment, leaving you to have to stand on your damn breaks to avoid rear-ending the stopped dead car you didn't know was there! :eek: Thanks for the heart-attack inducing near accident asswipe. Why do these idiot's do this? Turn signals and brakes are not a suggestion, they're meant to be used.

Next peeve: I cannot wrap my mind around women that pee on public bathroom toilet seats. What are they doing in there?! You sit on the seat and piss in the toilet. I imagine they're squatting and hanging their ass over the toilet without sitting because their afraid of it being dirty. Well if so, guess what dumbass, you're the one making it dirty for everyone else.

3rd: Obnoxious women in public who yell and scream at their children or loudly belittle thier husbands. They are obviously unhappy, overbearing, ignorant people that don't realize other's don't want to be privy to their disfunctional behaviors. I feel sorry for their families, the husband can make the discision to leave but the kids are stuck with a person like that for a mother.

4th: People in a checkout lane who wait until they get their total before they even start to fill out their checks. Come on people, you can fill in everything but the amount while you're waiting. Then, after they've gotten their receipt and it's your turn to move up, they proceed to stand there and fill in their checkbook register! Can they not do that in the car by checking the receipt? Arrrggg, drives me nuts. It's even worse when they do it in the express lane. :confused:

That's enough, just thinking about these things ticks me off! :lol:

Ali

All the morons who drive too slow.

Oh - and all the idiots who drive too fast.

That person at work who will come to me on Monday morning and ask me how my weekend was and then proceed to tell me every little tiny mindless meaningless detail about theirs without stopping once to (1.) let me answer and/or
(2.) Take a F**king breathe.
Ergh! I Hate that So much. I've had to learn to be rude enough to say I'm off to a meeting and just walk away (to escape).

Also, people who litter. This is a deal breaker in my book.

being condescended. I would be happy if everyone would acknowledge my genius... but until then, I'll keep writing names on my shit list

People who tell me that, Yes, they are, In Fact - A true Genius. And it's due to at the very least their SAT scores. Ha! Oh, yeah, and I can just ask them anything if I have questions...this is especially prominant from people who haven't been to college for any studies at all, still live at home and have never left their county or even state of origin.

Ick.

People that chew with their mouth open!

also the sound/feeling of chewing/sucking on a towel or piece of fabric. (wierd i suppose.... BUt makes me cringe)

1. hypocrites -Stop fucking cursing!
2. younger middle aged mothers who are bitchy or abusive their young children in public or private-if you are one of these people you should knock that shit right off. not cool.
3.white people

jk

yes when they say can you do something for me and wait for you to say yes before they tell you what they want Hate that!!!

i cant stand socks and sandles!

Yeah, what everyone said. And I also hate doorknobs, ceiling fans, mugs, cups, cats, trees, mailboxes and cd racks, devices, ideologies, philosophies, thoughts, opinions......

CELL PHONES!

I hate nearly everything about them!

1. People who use them in public, "because you're just that important"!
2. People who have to upgrade their cell phones every 8 months.
3. Cell phones with the flashing ariels and the novelty rings.
4. Girls who've never used a wired phone in their lives.
5. 11yr olds with cell phones.
6. The whole fucking culture that has grown around them.
7. The media's brainwashing that you're a bad parent if your kid doesn't have one.

No I'm not some sort of techno-phobe, but anyone who's lived in toronto for a year can agree with me that cell phones are always being pushed into your face everyewhere you go!

-political zealots
-religious zealots
-clothing trends
-the term "metrosexual"

"Jason Patrick! Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!"

/obscure

Hehehe. Sorry.

:)

When people leave things in the microwave after heating them. That may sound anal, but it bothers the hell out of me everyday having to remove a cold cup of tea or carrots or whatever from the microwave.