full-time: Senior Account Executive for a Technical Staff Augmentation and Project Management Consulting firm.

part-time: Disc Golf Junkee and outdoor enthusiast

Computer Tech. at fortune 100 distribution center.

Play with toys. Get paid. Cool.

Proofreader, Typesetter, and shipping clerk for a business card business. How exciting. This bides me over until I start at Un of Pitt as a frosh this year.

Ustabe -- technical writer, 20 years, everything from mainframe apps to word processing how to install a 200-pound rack server without the rack toppling forward and crushing your skull (not that any of you CEs every READ THE F*CKING INSTALLATION MANUAL!)

Just finished -- grad school, in an MA Education/teaching credential program.

Upcoming -- either an elementary school teaching job in the next week or two, or the Wonderful World of Substitute Teaching for a year or so. I'm not complaining -- yeah I am, subbing's not great, but I'll see a lot of local schools and maybe get my food in the door.

full time student,
part time salesman,
free lance computer/network setup and repair,
freelance graphic designer

C Programmer for a huge international freight forwarding company. I work on their UNIX backends.

Software engineer, C, C++ and Java applications for huge Unix systems

wohoo join the club :)

Currently maintaining a program with more than 500000 lines of code

Personal Trainer/ Student

Cinematographer

Full Time money: Director of Music and Theatre Department at small college.

Extra time money: Guitar player, piano tuner.

No money, just fun: Movie reviewer, gardener, husband.

Creative Director for small (but multi-national) ad/marketing firm.

The problem with the title is there's no one to "direct" as the Creative Dept. is just me and whatever designs I come up with still have to get the OK from the company's owner (who's a egomaniac with the maturity level of a 5 yr. old who always gets his way).

You call this living?

Systems Admn, general all around computer jerk

dish pig for 2 weeks then i need a new job....

free time.. paying for my car, surfing the net, internet shizzat, etc

Full Time Non-Paying: Father, husband, son, brother, friend

Full Time Paying: Real Estate (Developer, owner, investor, appraiser, broker, contractor, you get the idea...)

Full-time: Student, getting an international business degree and a philosophy minor

Part-time: Chair of the board of directors of my Student Union

Business owner, CTO, Market Research Analyst, etc.
Part time Triathlete.

Full time student

Part time cook at a bbq restaurant

software QA (Quality Assurance) w/ a dash of software automation/scripting

Full Time: Student
Part Time during school: Gap
Full Time during summer: Misc temp jobs.

I'm a student for the next three years and then I'll become a Media Graphic Artist. It's what I've always wanted to be :D

delusion: Adult film star
actual: Mechanical Design

Technical Support! w00t!

I teach for Chicago Public Schools.

Me? I work here in the parts department. If you browse around in there, you'll see a picture of the three parts people. I like it there well enough. Could be better. Could be worse, mind you. The people there are easy enough to get along with, and that's worth a ton.

English language teacher at Japanese elementary school. They pay me to be a kid for a few hours a day. How cool is that?

I'm an engineer in the consumer products testing field. I develop the test protocols/methods for my company and do regulatory research, among myriad other functions.

I'm a slacker, erm, artist.

;)

You wouldn't have even heard of me. Especially since I haven't really done any work for anyone. Heck, I have yet to get my BA. but in about 2 years . . . . (so sad that I'm 24).

Eastern VP of Sales and Marketing for a movie studio - home video division. In reality, a great team of 14 sales managers and 6 marketing managers make me look good. :)

Web Hosting Tech Support; and all around Renaissance man. Meaning I do some Sales, Programming, and definately other things outside my Job description.

Me: Cancer Research Study Coordinator

it seems like a lot of you work with television/movie production/distribution. that's odd to see here in the midwest.


as for me..................mortgage broker.

i teach modern european history flextime/sometimes at a university in philadelphia.
my real life is wrapped round a piano.

Tax/Regulatory/Compliance Director for a top 10 CPA firm

Full time: Retiree

part time: same

Use to be the Sys-Admin/Systems designer for a cable television software development firm.

Quit the rat-race 9 years ago to sell funny-books for a living. Not as much money at first, but I call the shots and see my family every day.

Me? I work in technology. Hate to be vague about it but if you happen to really want to know more I'll tell you. PM me....;)

by day: full time student at DePaul University
by rest of day: part times at deciBel Audio
by night: rollerblader of the Lake

Librarian, writer, professional book reviewer

wannabe: novelist, opera singer

I work as a Network and Communications Admin. for a company that makes and sells surface mount components.

Telecommunications Tech/ It if it has to with telephones or computers I do it and I'm also a full time father

For the future: Law student

For a buck: Waiter

full-time dad -- best job I'll ever have

to pay the bills I manage post-sales postal communications for car dealerships across the country

Machine Disinger , Machinest ,Tool and Die maker ,Machine belder
for a mid size electronic compny ,plus all around fix-it guy:)

Family business

Company 1
Supply the water well industry.
IE well drillers and pump installers

Company 2
Sales and service center for medical equipment.
IE. Servicing autoclaves, washers, ER lights, etc.

My biz on the side:

Jeep Lifts and Accesories

Helps pay for my Jeepin Hobby

Mechanical contractor sales and estimating.

Look for metal fabrication jobs in the local area. Make recommendations to engineers, and quote the project. Hopefully win the bid and keep the guys out on the floor busy.

Daytime: Graphic Designer

Nighttime: Sex Machine

Right now today?? A professional TFP'er.
In reality, a mechanical engineer (sales ), designing and proposing Building Automation for sexual favors......J/K
Ok.....Building Automation Managment Systems.

I make and sell swords for almost a living- I also sell swords and knives made in sweatshops around the world- perhaps its an unhealthy fascination with the sharp and pointy, but its the life for me, and I get to hang out at ren faires, and go to martial arts dojos, and actualy get paid to do this (and its fast approaching being worth my time from a monetary stance)

Full Time film student at UNCG
Part time waiter at TGI Fridays

Wow I'm suprised, everyone here is mostly IT. I'm a soldier currently stationed in Iraq trying to get every bit of civilized life I can get through these boards. Getting out as soon as possible and hopefully getting an IT job in Colorado. Anyone need help? :P

my job deals w/ piss and shit .. I work at a urological supply company, you know catheters and Ostomy supplies too, like colostomy pouches. Basically my company sells products that help people go #1 and #2 that can not do those functions in a normal fashion. So you are paralyzed and can not piss, call me and I will send you some catheters and bill your insurance

Computer nerd.. and it seems to take both sides of life (work/non-work)

Work: I'm a SysAdmin at a large University. In another 6 months I'll be moved up to SysProg (I can't wait for that... lots more money!)

Non-work: Linux, gamecube, TFP

Found you! Easiest game of Where's Waldo I ever played ;)

I work in a call centre for our illustrious welfare provider here in Oz. I manage a team of on-phone dudes.

The rest of the time I'm a mother to two gorgeous girlies.

PhD student, mechanical engineering.

toilet trader... pure and simple...




j/k

really just a student.

Well my business card says Design Technologist for a food equipment company but that somehow fails to encompense the "grandeur" that is my job.

Basically if it's a physical parts I'm responsible for designing/sourcing/tracking/numbering/borrowing/stealing it and in some cases fabricating and assembling it.

hmmm.....you know, after writing all that out, I'm thinking it's raise time :P

Radioactive Liquid Waste Processor.

Doesn't that sound exciting???

Basically, I make Radioactive water less so, for reuse on naval Nuclear vessels.

A Mechanical Engineer selling Building Automation Systems and Design Solutions. (right this second, however, laid off until further notice)

Construction worker/ Log home sales / Stand up comedian


Granted I don't get payed for that last one...Yet *Crosses fingers*

student.

summer: working in a lab on DMFC (paid internship kinda thing)

Full time student, Air Force research guinea pig and credit service rep on the side

Interesting topic.

I am a licensed attorney and licensed real estate broker. I currently am a buyer's broker for two national restaurant chains.

Former 4th-6th grade teacher and high school choir director. Now full time SAHM with 4 yr old daughter and operating an at home day care center.

Also part time construction worker during this summer because money was tight. Involved insulation, sheetrocking, roofing and other odd jobs.

Full time cop / on-call hostage negotiator 24/7

Part time carpenter

My occupation at the moment
 

is finding an occupation :(

*sigh*

I'm trained as an Oracle Database Administrator. My real job involves building proprietary marketing databases. With secondary IT duties, mail, stocking the kitchen, and stocking the pop machine. And more that I can not remember.

I'm a student and a part time 'personal attendant' meaning I help people with disabilities such as Cerebral Palsy, MS, or spinal cord injuries with daily activities like getting up, getting dressed, going ot the bathroom, making meals, etc etc....

I'm a software engineer for a large company. It's more fun than it sounds...

Even doing this part time and even getting paid, this is a work that should be valued greatly. Helping others in such a capacity is a valuable job. Kudos.

Intelectual Property attorney

retired federal and state employee...currently studying golf...

mechanical engineer

Full time student ~ Medicinal Chemistry

advertising art director

pilot

radio dj

My studies begin next month in the Helsinki University of Technology. I'm majoring in information technology. Before that I'm saving up some money in a summer job at a crane company. Basic warehouse job, driving a truck and delivering stuff to the right place.

artist. in other words i do as little as possible and blame my poverty and misfortune on the government and a cruel culturally deprived society.

I have a job? Like with work and stuff? :hmm:



In other words.... Navy.

elementary school teacher and do a radio show on the weekends. both jobs kick ass!

i apply modified bituminous membranes.


....scumbag roofer here.......

Chef, nanny, homemaker, Mommy. :)

i work at a chevrolet, oldsmobile, caddilac dealer... and no im not a sleazy carsalesman... im an auto detailer and i must say its a great job... i wash and wax brand new 60 thousand dollar escaldes... and my favorite part... i get to test drive every new car.... vettes, cts-v, the new sts and evrything else gm sends me... its great

System Analyst for the same company as RockOgre. Unfortunate for him, he's had to use some of the computer programs I've written. ;)

Have my own retail business/website. Is my passion and I love it.

I am a grantwriter for a school district in the next state (PA in this case). Pretty good pay, plus I get Commonwealth retirement & bene's

Investigator for an Insurance Company, and Partner in a Theater Business!

I'm a carpenter. Like Jesus.

Unlike Jesus, I'm married, I don't drink, and I don't hang out with the same bunch of dudes, day in and day out.

Jesus sure sounds like a fratboy.

Did factory work for 10 years with 2 different places and a couple jobs to get by.

I currently work for a County Market in the Dairy/Frozen Dept. Putting in for the Dept. Manager position this week.

Full-time unemployed.

I'm an Embedded Operating Systems Engineer specializing in XP Embedded (the thing your X-Box runs on). My main duties right now consist of trying not to get outsourced to India.

In the past I have been a DJ, farmhand, carpenter, electrictian, theater technician, Theater Technical Director, lighting and sound engineer, and a kitchen and bath designer.

Full-time Biomedical Engineering Technician
Part-time lunatic...

I work at a dealership in the parts department. We sell Nissan, Saab, Volkswagen, and Audi. Been here for a little over two years, and it's fun, mostly. There are day, but what job doesn't have those? It's nice in that it isn't a long drive, and the people are usually pretty decent to work with.

I'm a cancer research hump (Study Coordinator) at Johns Hopkins. Matthew330 is as well. Glorified secretaries one step above the domestic staff (nothing wrong with the domestic staff). I play the lotto regularly and try to keep all ropes and sharp objects just out of arms reach. I am grateful for having a job though; even if the day to day work is bland, monotonous, and mind numbing. A noble cause though. My true calling is to be a QC Taste Test Manager for a lesbian brothel. One can only dream.... :rolleyes:

I work for a P.I. doing insurance investigation. Basically that means I ask strangers way too many personal questions and take a lot of pictures. Then I ask them to sign stuff. In between I drive hundreds of miles, stay in motels and eat strange unwholesome food. Then I go to my office, look up stuff on databases, and write a report.

vwmoose: Do we do the same thing? I do AOE/COE, subrogation, etc.

God : a full time job

I am an account executive for a marketing and advertising consulting firm.

Software Developer by day
College student by night

:)

Network Administrator for a large OEM chemical manufacturer.