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Averett

06-18-2004 12:24 PM

Rasputin's penis on display in Russian erotica museam (NSFW?)

Linky link

Quote:

Mad monk's member features big in Russian erotica museum

SAINT PETERSBURG, Russia (AFP) -

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...lt-380x277.jpg

In a more innocent age, it was said that Gregory Efimovich Rasputin's legendary power over women was due to his piercing eyes.

But a new museum of erotica here suggests that the mad monk's charm may instead have been, ahem, concealed beneath his cassock.

Measuring 28.5 centimeters (about 11 inches) -- allowing for shrinkage caused by pickling -- Rasputin's penis displayed in a tall glass bottle is, to put it delicately, a big attraction at the museum.

Director Igor Knyazkin said he bought the object from a French antiquitarian for 8,000 dollars (6,600 euros), along with several of Rasputin's hand-written letters.

It was not known if he had a certificate of authenticity for such a remarkable piece.

Reputed both for his mysticism and his debauchery, Rasputin was a powerful influence at the court of the Romanov Tsars.

Concerned about his unusual hold over the Empress Alexandra, a group of aristocrats decided to kill him to save Russia.

They lured him to an assignation in 1916, fed him drugged cakes, shot him and finally killed him by wrapping him in a carpet and throwing him into the frozen Neva river.

The aura of sexual power and mysticism lives on. Some Russians think just by staring at the object, they can cure sexual impotence.

One visitor asked Knyazkin if this is true.

"Without a shadow of doubt," he replied with a smile.

Knyazkin, 37, a urologist and sexologist, set up the museum in the clinic he runs, partly with the aim of helping his patients overcome impotence. The atmosphere of the museum makes patients "more optimistic and relaxed," he said.

"The aim of the doctor is to free his patient from anxiety and fears. Men who come here are ill at ease because of their problems, and our light and happy atmosphere reassures them."

Only part of Knyazkin's collection of 12,000 erotic objects is displayed in the clinic, which is staffed by buxom nurses wearing short white blouses and high heels.

"I keep the valuable stuff at home," he said.

Nevertheless, the museum still contains an impressive collection of ceramic phalluses and bawdy drawings.

Many of the exhibits come from his patients, said the doctor, rattling off the names of several members of Russian high society.

:lol:

So err.. I guess it wasn't his eyes that held such power over the ladies!

water_boy1999

06-18-2004 12:30 PM

Few points:
The girl in that picture is super HOT!!!!

Quote:

Only part of Knyazkin's collection of 12,000 erotic objects is displayed in the clinic, which is staffed by buxom nurses wearing short white blouses and high heels.

Can I become a patient of this clinic regardless if I don't have any sexual issues? Get me in there!!!!!!!

SixEdxMia

06-18-2004 12:37 PM

I didnt even see a girl...I saw a huge green pickled penis.Looks like an elephants trunk.
*shudders*

Eleven inches?!?
yes,it was all in the eyes....

TopRamen66

06-18-2004 12:39 PM

damn, that guy had a big wang... I wonder why they cut it off though? Mabey people took memento 'parts' of him when he died, the first guy was lucky and got his brain, the second guy said "F*ck it, I'll just nab his wang!"

sexymama

06-18-2004 12:40 PM

OMG -- that looks scary to me!

Averett

06-18-2004 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexymama
OMG -- that looks scary to me!

Yeah no kidding! There really is such a thing as too big :crazy:

bernadette

06-18-2004 01:35 PM

good lawd!

people are so weird sometimes.

bermuDa

06-18-2004 02:06 PM

Quote:

I'm goin on safari motherfucker, safaaari!!!

so... whose idea was it to pickle his penis?

Radio Monk33

06-18-2004 02:46 PM

I dunno, doesn't look real to me. :p

Of course i havent seen a pickled penis before..

maleficent

06-18-2004 03:00 PM

I'm really quite intrigued that there's enough erotica in Russia to devote a museum to it. It's probably in someone's basement, but my twisted head has a pictred something the size of the Guggenheim filled with pickled penii. And on the lunch menu, nuttin' but pickles. Could you just imagine the gift shop?

(Yes, I scare myself sometimes where I let my thoughts wander)

World's King

06-18-2004 04:02 PM

I'd hit it.

dirtyrascal7

06-18-2004 05:31 PM

$8,000 for a severed penis that looks like an organic potato. well, i suppose people have made worse investments... but i can't think of any right now. :)

todd	06-18-2004 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SixEdxMia
Looks like an elephants trunk.

First thing that came to my mind too :D

It doesn't look 11 inches.

viejo gringo

06-18-2004 06:59 PM

I bet he even scared the hell out of the mares, packing that thing around back in those days...:D

OFKU0

06-18-2004 07:01 PM

Meh,.. wouldn't get a second glance in Tilted Exhibition.

Unga	06-18-2004 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dirtyrascal7
$8,000 for a severed penis that looks like an organic potato. well, i suppose people have made worse investments... but i can't think of any right now. :)

lols organic potato.. that's great :D
I dunno what my thoughts are on this one. The thought of a picked penis makes me kinda queasy. So it takes them forever to finally kill this guy, and then they decide to keep his wang. hrm.

MSD	06-18-2004 09:38 PM

Rasputin was quite an interesting fellow. As payment for his healing and visionary skills, he would often demand sexual favors from both men and women, but most often the youngest daughter of the family (if the youngest was too young, mid-teen age range,) for who he performed the service. He was said to have an insatiable sexual appetite, and combined with the mysterious circumstances surounding his assasination that took him far past what normal humans could survive, led some to believe that he was something other than human.

If anyone is at all interested, I could provide more information.

JStrider

06-18-2004 09:43 PM

im interested...

and man... that looks wierd... all small at the tip... and big around as my arm at the base...

Radio Monk33

06-18-2004 10:47 PM

PLease share more info! I think Rasputin is one of the more interesting fellows of the 20th century. Him and Rudolph Hess. :)

Kewpie Dan

06-18-2004 11:43 PM

i don't know if i want my cure for impotence to be looking at a pickled wang...

ultra_agent9

06-19-2004 05:51 AM

That (hot) girl in the pic is assuming the right position...

by habit, of course.

BuDDaH

06-19-2004 08:17 AM

Don't sweat about this, they don't even know if it's his or real at all. There is now claims of no stamp or seal authenticity. Maybe when I go, I should get pickled too....
And yes, she is "sploogable"....

Paq	06-19-2004 09:13 AM

1. most russian women i've seen are hot, then again, the reason i've seen them is bc they are hot....

hmm...

2. Damn....that would explain his appetites more than "piercing eyes"

3. It would get a couple responses from TFP exhibition...

mystmarimatt

06-19-2004 10:38 AM

i'm still more scared by his creepy-ass eyes.

choskins

06-19-2004 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrSelfDestruct
He was said to have an insatiable sexual appetite

Heck, I would too if I had a 12 inch cock!

Paq	06-19-2004 02:11 PM

then what accounts for my insatiable appetite? It sure isn't having a 12" cock

raeanna74

06-19-2004 02:34 PM

I'm curious about more info too. That does look a bit creepy to me too.

Quote:

Originally posted by Kewpie Dan
i don't know if i want my cure for impotence to be looking at a pickled wang...

Well hey, look at it this way, You could feel really confident about yours afterwards. I mean your's has gotten look so much better than a pickled one right?

OFKU0

06-19-2004 06:53 PM

Wasn't there a song called or about Rasputin in the 80's. Kinda like ,..rah, rah, Rasputin, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh. Who da band? Anyone.

DaGus

06-20-2004 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by OFKU0
Wasn't there a song called or about Rasputin in the 80's. Kinda like ,..rah, rah, Rasputin, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh. Who da band? Anyone.

Boney M - Rasputin

Lyrics:

Quote:

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

(Spoken:)
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.

"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead

(Spoken:) Oh, those Russians...

Soggybagel

06-20-2004 02:58 PM

I concur, the girl in the picture is hot. Raspuitins penis on the other hand looks...less appealing.

ngdawg

06-20-2004 07:00 PM

http://history1900s.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http://www.celebritymorgue.com/rasputin/

arcane

07-12-2004 12:10 PM

Look out Halx...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...a_rasputin_sex

Quote:

SAINT PETERSBURG, Russia (AFP) - In a more innocent age, it was said that Gregory Efimovich Rasputin's legendary power over women was due to his piercing eyes.

AFP/Interpress Photo
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...lt-380x277.jpg

But a new museum of erotica here suggests that the mad monk's charm may instead have been, ahem, concealed beneath his cassock.

Measuring 28.5 centimeters (about 11 inches) -- allowing for shrinkage caused by pickling -- Rasputin's penis displayed in a tall glass bottle is, to put it delicately, a big attraction at the museum.

Director Igor Knyazkin said he bought the object from a French antiquitarian for 8,000 dollars (6,600 euros), along with several of Rasputin's hand-written letters.

It was not known if he had a certificate of authenticity for such a remarkable piece.

Reputed both for his mysticism and his debauchery, Rasputin was a powerful influence at the court of the Romanov Tsars.

Concerned about his unusual hold over the Empress Alexandra, a group of aristocrats decided to kill him to save Russia.

They lured him to an assignation in 1916, fed him drugged cakes, shot him and finally killed him by wrapping him in a carpet and throwing him into the frozen Neva river.

The aura of sexual power and mysticism lives on. Some Russians think just by staring at the object, they can cure sexual impotence.

One visitor asked Knyazkin if this is true.

"Without a shadow of doubt," he replied with a smile.

Knyazkin, 37, a urologist and sexologist, set up the museum in the clinic he runs, partly with the aim of helping his patients overcome impotence. The atmosphere of the museum makes patients "more optimistic and relaxed," he said.

"The aim of the doctor is to free his patient from anxiety and fears. Men who come here are ill at ease because of their problems, and our light and happy atmosphere reassures them."

Only part of Knyazkin's collection of 12,000 erotic objects is displayed in the clinic, which is staffed by buxom nurses wearing short white blouses and high heels.

"I keep the valuable stuff at home," he said.

Nevertheless, the museum still contains an impressive collection of ceramic phalluses and bawdy drawings.

Many of the exhibits come from his patients, said the doctor, rattling off the names of several members of Russian high society.

looks like halx has some competition
:P

chewybaca96

07-12-2004 12:13 PM

Quote:

.....in the clinic, which is staffed by buxom nurses wearing short white blouses and high heels.

i want to visit that clinic :)

arcane

07-12-2004 12:14 PM

i just think it is funny to think about a "pickled" wang

hehe

tecoyah

07-12-2004 12:20 PM

All I can say is.....OUCH!

I dont care if I AM DEAD.....leave that shit alone.....you never know when (or where) it may come in handy*pun intended*

arcane

07-12-2004 12:25 PM

that would be cool though...when you die they bury your body and pickle your wang and put it in a jar. then your living relatives can put it on the mantle above the fireplace so they can admire it

Ace_O_Spades

07-12-2004 12:27 PM

If i had a huge cock like that I would take it as a compliment that people wanted to stare at it to try to cure their impotence

Averett

07-12-2004 12:29 PM

Maybe try a search next time eh?

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...light=Rasputin

Ace_O_Spades

07-12-2004 12:33 PM

Averett, i thought your honorary canadian card was revoked? you CANT use eh!

;)

just kiddin... just kiddin

Averett

07-12-2004 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ace_O_Spades
Averett, i thought your honorary canadian card was revoked? you CANT use eh!

;)

just kiddin... just kiddin

I got it back :D

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