What would YOU ask the candidates?
 

Okay, here's the setup. You're at a presidential debate between President Bush and Senator Kerry, and somehow you've been selected to ask one question of reasonable length. What would you ask?

My question: What is the best and worst aspect of America, and what are you going to do to respectively protect and fix those aspects?

Why are you a puppet of your political party? Why can't you think for yourself, considering what would be best for this country, instead of thinking about how much money you'll get for supporting a certain bill or law?

In 20 years, what will people say about your presidency? What will you have contributed to the greater good? What will your legacy be?

"cut the shit, what are you gonna do different for our country to make it better"

To Bush: Do you know where I can score some blow?

To Kerry: How do you hide the bolts in your neck?

Would you agree to come to Congress once a week and answer questions, unscripted, for an hour from our elected representatives on anything that your government does?

<i>Blair has to do it, why shouldn't the prez?</i>

How many people do you speak to in a given week who _aren't_ politicians, professional lobbyists, or their employees?

In four years, how is America going to be different?

Wouldn't it be cheaper and easier to BUY all the raw opium poppies in Afganistan, rather than trying to intercept it once it is refined heroin here in the USA?

To Bush: Where's my damn money?

To Kerry: Asking not what you can do for your country, but what can you do for our country ?

I would ask: What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar? Would you kill a man? ......Have you already??? :hmm:

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Asking Bush: How many of your speeches have you written? Have you ever shown the emotion that FDR or George Washinton has shown for this country?

Asking Kerry: How the hell did you get the Democratic nomination? If there was one really good thing you could promise me that you would do for this country... what would that be and why should I even listen to you?

I think you can tell that I'm pro-Nader (sp?)

To Bush: Considering that you are an American president and your first responsibility should be to the lives of Americans, wouldn't it have saved a lot more American lives if you had used nuclear weapons in Iraq and Afghanistan?

Senator Kerry, is it true you once fucked a goat?

To Bush: Why did you put Ashcroft as AG? Does he have really bad dirt on you? Does he have pictures of you doing a foot long line of blow at a frat party in college?

To Kerry: If you are elected, will you be significantly less of a douchebag than Bush or simply a different scented douchebag and how?

To Bush: Will you please kill yourself?

To Kerry: Would you please kill Bush?