Who are your most hated celebrities?
 

I was reading BuDDaH's thread about Jennifer Lopez (From "Jenny from the block" to "J-Lo, who has been around it afew"..) and I noticed that most people here on the TFP hate the shit out of her or could care less which moron she has married this week. So I thought I should start a "Most hated" or "I wish they would just go the #@&! away" thread. I'll start:

Avril Lavigne - Just shut your stupid whinny trap for God's sake.

Anna Nicole Smith - What? Who? Go away!

Madonna - Just die already and take that stupid british accent with you.

Ben Affleck - Mouth breather.

Julia Roberts - She is so wonderful! (Deep sarcasm).

Brittany Spears - Are your damn 15 minutes up yet?

Ellen Degenerate - I just can't stand her!

Yes I agree too.

Others would have to be

Justin Timberlake = douche

Vin Diesel - Are you going to be in every cliche, action packed movie ever? The only one that looks decent is The Chronicles of Riddick and I was still upset they cast him as Riddick...don't you think they couldv'e gotten someone just a tad bit cooler?




Also agreed. She looks like a Joker from a castle or something.

Eminem

It is not hate, but I simply cannot stand the fuss most people make about celebs. I dont care who is XYs new lover and of her/his dejection was this morning. I like the music or movies of a lot of celebs but I just dont care for their private lives, and it annoys me to see reports of them every day.

I find the less I watch TV, which is dwindling more and more everyday, the less I hear about who is doing what so I'm grateful enough to be out of the loop. Ignorance is bliss indeed.

Vin Diesel

Here is my list from this thread.

1. Michael Eisner – He’s a tool and has an evil smile… Mickey is Gay
2. Fred Durst – Do I have to explain this one?
3. Tom Hanks – Should have stopped after Bosom Buddies… I’m serious
4. Jodie Foster – She just never sat well with me… Hannibal should have eaten her.
5. Don Trump – I’d kick him then fuck his daughter Ivanka in the ass
6. Mike Piazza – His hair is too pretty for the MLB and he wondered why every one thought he was gay
7. Marilyn Manson – Being weird isn’t cool anymore. I’m waiting for the sex change.
8. Howard Stern – The one guy from Texas that still listens to him just got a day job…Sorry
9. Bill O’Reilly – No real reason… it would just be funny to get on his show then kick him in the head
10. All the winners and future winner of American Idol – SHUT THE FUCK UP
11. Joan Rivers – I don’t know anyone that wouldn’t want to see her bleeding from the mouth.
12. Regis Philbin – Yeah… he’s old but he still needs to get booted
13. Justin Timberlake – It’s not even cool for Michael Jackson to act like Michael Jackson
14. Carson Daly – Who is this ma’fucker and why is he still on TV?
15. Puff Daddy/P. Diddy/Sean Combs – Give up. No one cares what you name is. You killed Biggie.
16. Ashton Kutcher – 14:59… Next?
17. Bill Gates – Nerdy piece of shit has taken over my life without my say. He needs to die. Thank you.
18. Jared The Subway Guy – You’re fat… you will always be fat. Have a steak.
19. Dave Mathews – Even though he helped get me laid in high school… you’re done, hippie fuck.
20. Eminem – Still white. Will never be black. Will never be Run DMC. Shut the fuck up.

Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Ashcroft, Rice ...

(Well they're famous)

Adam Sandler particularly annoys me. Never really found him funny.

Morrissey has always irritated me.

I hate 90 % of them, so no point in listing.

Too fake for my taste.

Most "celebrities" irritate me but especially...

Paris Hilton. Just go away you fucking stupid rich airhead!

Micheal Douglas- SOme marriage if your frickin wife keeps her previous name as well as yours.... plus I wanted to be the person to have Catharine Zeta-Jones "Douglas" as a wife.... shes suppose to have my babies

I don't hate 'em.
I feel sorry for 'em.
All of them.

My post on the Sportscenter thread reminded me I hate Stuart Scott also.

Not to defend him, because he would make my list also (and did - in O.K.'s thread), but <i>Chronicles of Riddick</i> is a sequel to <i>Pitch Black</i>, so he's already played that character.

I agree also, and I'm really sick of J-Lo.

Any actor turned political activist, Barbra Streisand, Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon - -I'm still waiting for them to leave the country. and they can keep that freak Johnny Depp out while they're at it.

They're actors, they aren't smarter than regular people, drives me nuts when they weigh in on anything other than the academy awards.

Oh, and the Olson twins-- EAT SOMETHING!!!

Well since you've caught me at this fine moment in time, let's see;

Barbara Walters. Most overated hack journalist alive

Barbra Streisand. Most overated ' best singer in the world.'

Celine Dion. Second most overated 'best singer in the world.'

Goldie Hawn. No explanation needed.

Meg Ryan. 47 going on 19

Tom Hanks. As noted

Tony Robbins. Actually I don't hate him. I really hate him. Only because he found a way to make millions by selling people something they already know but are to lazy to initiate.

Sigourney Weaver. Just shut up already.

Barbra Streisand again. Just because she is so bad she needs another mention.

Forgot one;

My ex-wife. For taking 50% of something that she was 100% entitled to nothing.

Cmon people, why has no one listed Carrot top yet?!?!?

Amen. *nods head with eyes closed*

just about 99% of the rappers out there...I hate them...they've ruined music for me...

and...

Paris Hilton, J-Lo, Julia Robert, Madona, Brittney Spears - I seriously have a hard time figuring why so many men want to fuck them and so many girls want to be them.

All the AI contestants, past, present and future
The AI judges
The AI host
All those whiny lil' bitches in "Road Rules" and "The Real Wolrd"
The Osbournes, espescially that fat piggy Kelly...

Same here. Especially the last sentence. The less I know about the goings on in the celeb world, the less there is to care about.

Ben Affleck.

Thank you. I despise her, and I'm so glad that South Park: Bigger, Longer, And Uncut used her name as a cussword in itself.

Also, what's the name of the AI host, Paul Simon? He's an arrogant prick; I saw an episode of Conan O'Brian where the guy explained about brushing his arm-hairs the right way so he can keep looking good. Then seeing commercials of him just being an overall ass and getting paid and famous for it is ridiculous.

J-Lo...meh, just stop covering her already. She's not that news-worthy.

Hugh Grant...okay, who likes this guy? His accent once didn't bother me, but now drive me nuts on every commercial I see him on, which is always a trailer for another uninspired sappy love-story.


Edit: forgot about Kelly Osbourne. Holy hell...she angers me with just, I dunno, everything about her. She's snobby, bitchy, ugly, and untalented in my opinion. I don't see how even Ozzy could have let her on his show.

Something about Joan Cusack rubs me the wrong way. Is it the way she looks? the way she sounds? the stupid faces she makes when she talks? I think its all of the above, and I despise her.

no television or contact with one outside of work, and no newspapers or 'gossip/entertainment magazines' of any kind ever enter my apartment so I manage to remain 'blissfully ignorant' aside from what I read here and elswhere on the internet.

Paris Hilton...... nuff said

Queen Latifah
How the hell do people find her funny. Everything she says sounds so lame to me accccgh! Her acting blows. i dont pay attention to her singing.

I'm glad there is someone else who feels this way.

But, Olson twins eating? Nah, let 'em both shrivel up and blow away.

PARIS HILTON: It disgusts me that little girl's are looking up to a coked out whore

I dislike the actors who, when being interviewed, take themselves way too seriously. They are ones who exude "self-importance". They are ones who believe their own Hollyweird hype and whose money has allowed them to live in a highly skewed egocentric world. They answer questiopns with pause and give essoteric answers with references to completely obscure/meaningless things. They are ones who think because they play fantasy for a living and make tons of money while obtaining throngs of fans that they are now endoctrinated to make political and social statements as fact.

Sean Penn
Ethan Hawke

I would like to start by saying that it isn't necessarilly hate I see for these people, as much as it is being tired of hearing about them and seeing the things they do. I am sure that if I met them, they might not be the person I thought they were. On that note...

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Pink, Kelly Osbourne- these are girls that are horrible role models and will do anything to get into the spotlight. I am sick of them. At least one of them was decent enough to get into rehab.

Vin Diesel- Horrible acting. He makes me throw up in my mouth.

Avril Lavigne- she says she is so punk, and she is so much better than anyone else because she doesn't judge. Then she turns around and says that she hates people like Hilary Duff. They have never met, but she can tell that Hilary is the type of girl she would hate. Sounds a bit hypocritical to me.

J-Lo -I just really wish this country would get over their obsession with her.

Ashton Kutcher- makes me ashamed to be from the same state. I wish someone would punk him out of Hollywood.

Now, to be fair, these are the people I like!

Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan- I think that these girls are much better role models than the afore mentioned girls. They are natural looking, and don't make girls believe that they have to be a size zero and slutty to be liked.

Hanoi Jane Fonda

Forgot about her, too.

That should be Tom Cruise, not Ethan Hawke. Just thought I'd correct ya...and yes, I also agree with ya. :)

Bette Midler and Barbara Striesand (sp?) - Just something about them makes my skin crawl. I'm waiting for their heads to spin around like the exorcist kid. I'm not kidding.

And Drew Barrymore. She's not attractive, and her acting makes me want to stab myself in the eyes with a dull pencil.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Rosanne

Sandra Bullock. But I have to give her credit, acting the same in every movie as well as what I seen of her when she isn't acting is rather remarkable. She must be a true thespian since it is hard to distinguish when or when not she is acting. Something like Julia Roberts.

Diane Keaton. See Sandra Bullock.

Richard Gere. Would love to see him get Monk'd

Kelly Ripa. 34 going on 14

Alex Trebek. "Ooooh, ..sorry. The depth of the Caspian Sea in 780 A.D was 2000 feet, not 1200. Didn't think you'd miss a gift like that."

Jack Nicholson. See Sandra Bullock.

Rev. Al Sharpton. Yes we understand all blacks aren't hustlin' cherry poppin' pimps stereotyped to cast a shadow over America to continue the oppression.So why do you keep dressing like one then?

I'm out for now. I'll come back later after I finish my shit sandwich.

:lol: These are outstanding! "Don Trump"...and I agree with boning Ivanka in the poop chute.

I think this list is missing one though:

J.Lo. -- over rate, over exposed, and buh bye.

I don't hate anyone.

I think if "celebs" are driving you to hatred, or even distraction, you should relax, take a chill pill.


Mr Mephisto

Err,..thanks for the advice Mr. (Dr.) Mephisto, but my pharmacy ran out and my drug dealer is at a ribbon cutting ceremony at the moment and won't be back until tonight.:D

Thank you for the perspective here. They're just celebrities. If they bother you, stop paying attention to them. By the very nature of what they are...they go away.

Although...rockogre brings up something credible, in my opinion, with Jane Fonda. She should've been relegated to the human scrap heap, and long forgotten, decades ago.

Hmmmm...me thinks a few are perhaps taking this thread a little too seriously. "hate" in this case isn't exactly how I would characterize my feelings about these people as in the hatred I feel for Osalami Bin-Bung Fungus Laden. "Hate" in this sense is the fun "hate" of making fun of the fabulously rich, amazingly gorgeous, and wonderfully talented people that we'd all like to be. It's all in good fun as far as I'm concerned. :D

P.S. -- I'd still like to see J.Lo. neeekid but other than that she should pretty much go away ;)

Hate? I dislike a few but would not wish harm to them.
The word hate makes it seem like we would like death or some other personal harm occur to that celebrity.

Dislike:
J. Lo, Christina Aguilera, and anyone into scientology.

O.k I finished my sandwich. Here's some more;

Patrick Swayze

Courtney Love

Neve Campbell

Don King

The fat gay guy on Hollywood Squares with the poodle haircut.

Whoopie Goldberg.

Ted Danson and wife.

Bette Midler. How could I have forgotten her for so long?

Mr. Slate. Never liked that prick for working Fred Flintstone to the bone.

All them "politics pushing celebs" like Sean Penn, Fonda, Striesand, Surandon and Robbins...


Plus I hate that "no talent" gorilla Shaq... No skills...just mass.

I would

Does Macy Gray still count as a celebrity? If so, then her and Marilyn Manson. These are the 2 people who represent my city (Marilyn went to my high school). How the fuck did this city not come up with anyone cooler?

D12 just made the top of my list for their VMA performance, with those 2 assholes dressed up as Buckedhead and Slash. Thats just wrong...

Her singing voice (referring to Macy as the word 'it' was not used) ranks up there with Fran Deschers 'Nanny' tv character voice as one of the most dreadful things I have heard. I have no problem with Fran's normal voice as shown in the great film UHF.

In one word - Halle Berry. She really just annoys me, particularly after seeing her at the Oscars or whatever it was.

Elijah Wood. What a pasty-faced little pussy.

Tom Green, I wished the motherfucker would have died from nut cancer, i hate the bastard and everything he does.

V.

Hmmm a celeb that used to bother me was Pauly Shore. But then he went away, so it's all good.

I think my current one might be Dr. Phill. I have only seen him a couple of times but his whole act kinda makes my ass twitch.

J'Lo: c'mon! she's nothing but a maid with luck and a big ass!!!!
Paris Hilton: She's a nobody trying to be someone.
Britney Spears: God i Hate that bitch!
Olsen Twins: They not even know how to act!!!

im suprised doctor phil and courtney love have only been mentioned once
as for *most (not all) of the chics listed atleast their decent to look at with mute on.
now here is where im dissapointed, the number one douche celeb of all time has not been mentioned yet....
ROSIE O FUCKIN DONNEL- this slut needs to get off her highhorse "i love kids, but i argue for the stupidest causes" ideals
only reason she doesnt like guns is because she knows someone is going to get tired of her fat ass soon and lighten up the world a few hundred pounds.

Isn't that all of them???????

I hate most of the celebs that my daughters like, and I hate a lot more celebs who they didn't like

Kate "fucking you stupid whoreish looking white fucking trash bitch" Hudson

Vin "man if I need to see a dumb black guy I'd fucking walk down the street" Diesel

Julia "with the kind of dough you can fucking turn up why the fuck is she still so damn ugly" Roberts

american idols (please fucking black people, it's a clown fest, the winner is still a clown)

Carson "the fucking man dude who brags about his white trash fans at every chance he got" daly

Halle "yes I already know that you are a fucking half black mix, be fucking proud all you want just fucking rub it out every time there is an interview" Berry

Justin "name should've been timmy, oh god go get a blowjob and be calm already, acting like a scared child 24 hours a day annoys me" timberlake

Elijad "fucking die already faggot" wood

Although I agree with you, you dont talk like that around your daughter, do you? Also, do you hate blacks?

I'm tired of seeing celebrities in general but I really have an issue against those behind-the-scenes people (agents, managers, pr people) who manuever, promote, and ultimately exploit these largely mindless empty shells of pre-fab, manufactured, lowest common denominator pop culture hacks.

So instead of just hate I'lladd some pity.

1. Paris Hilton. Pity. The next time you are in Hollywood, take a look at Elizabeth Taylor sweetheart. In 40 years that will be you, minus the talent.

2. Barbara Streisand. Pity. Quality acting (she has an perfectly acute sense of comedic timing) gone to waste on someone who should never be allowed in front of a microphone.

3. Jane Fonda. Hate. Zero Pity. Living proof that quality stock (her dad) doesn't come close to guaranteeing quality breeding. The ultimate living example of a hypocrite and a traitor.

4. Dick Cheney. Hate. The fact that you get to walk into the White House, OUR White House, everyday makes me sick. The world would be a better place had you never existed.

5. Donald Rumsfeld. Hate. I gave him a bit of respect until last year when I saw that he had been in the most minor of accidents one morning (I live in the DC area). Wincing, fretting, and whimpering like a spineless wimp.

6. Kobe Bryant. Hate. I don't really care if you did or didn't anally rape that girl in Colorado. You're a prissy, spoiled little punk. I love to watch Rip Hamilton and Tayshaun Prince compete to see who can embarrass you on national television.

7. Madonna. Hate. Your perpetual penchant for remodeling and reinvention and that fact that you come from Detroit makes me wonder if you aren't designed by Ford. Guy Ritchie must live in hell.

8. Victoria Beckham. Hate. Pity. I don't care what (or who) David's doing, this no-talent bitch is proof that people, in the end, get what they deserve.

9. Osama Bin Laden. Hate. Nothing you hold sacred will be safe. Ever.

10. Michael Jackson. Hate. Pity. You're a sick bastard. I can't stand it that I ever bought any of your records.

I generally would agree with ya about her, but, in her defense, she looked fine in Duplex.

Thank you!!!!!!!!!

Haven't seen Alex Baldwin listed here. Remember, he thinks you're asinine if you disagree with being taxed to support his "taste" in art.

Michael Moore. James Woods called him a "fat tub of goo." Wonder how long pandering will keep getting him invited to things? Pandering and blindside interviewing people with Alzheimer's.

Once again, Babs Streisand, who is certain she's more enlightened than the rest of us.

Johnny Cochran. One-trick pony.

Katie Couric. Can't figure out how they did that colonoscopy with her head in the way.


Dan Rather. Still doesn't know the frequency.

Sean Penn
Madonna

I so second that one!:)

wow wow wow, no need to take me down, that's a very serious accusation, I hate pretencious cocky assholes and they come in blacks, white, and asian,

I am an educated, and peaceful individual in front of my kids, yes I know I am a fucking hypocrite

I wasnt trying to be a dick, I was just curious, although you are a hypocrite ;)

Jared the Subway guy - He needs a steak and a fuck.
Ellen Degenerate - Talentless. Vile. My skin crawls just to look at her.
J-Lo - A sperm bucket.
Julia Roberts - Do all movie "stars" have to be whores?
Kelly Osbourne - Even trailer trash look down on her.
Missy Elliott - Stop ruining music for everybody.
Michael Moore - Take the Oscar off that slimy thing.
Paris Hilton - There's nothing in her head. I bet Daddy is proud of "His little girl".

People look up to these dregs of humanity and try to emulate them. What a sick sad world we live in.

Is Osama bin Laden a celebrity? :hmm:

Probably the more relevant question for me is what celeb do I like?

Drawing a blank right now. There must be someone. Hmmm...

Brendan Frasier is probably the worst actor ever.
Kevin Costner- I can't believe that they still pay him to make movies.

With all the 15-minute famers out there, I like the shirt that says:
"What's his name is SO unforgettable!"

Paris Hilton
Nicole Richie
Matt Damon

Don't hate them; hate what they stand for:

Michael Moore
Barbra Streissand
Madonna, a.k.a. Esther
Julia Roberts
Richard Queer

Bush.

Although I hate almost all celebrities that have that whole "entitlement" stench about them ....

Fuck you Missey Elliot! You are a no talent hack! Go crawl under a rock you cow!

HAHAHAHAH!!!! Agreed 100%.

I don't hate any of them. However, I don't watch any of them for their particular expertise. If any one celebrity were to disappear off the face of the earth today, it wouldn't really affect my day.

ditto

macy gray

1. Bush - Scary man.... he scares the shit outta me.

2. Steven Harper - see Bush.

3. Paris Hilton - skank.... rich skank... but still nasty.

4. All reality show "stars"... fuck off, your 15 minutes is over.

5. Jay Leno.... he's just NOT FUNNY.

6. Britany bloody Spears.

7. Kobe Bryant. Nuff said.

8. Mary Kate and her scrawny sister.... take your millions and fuck off. Stop warping young girls minds.

9. Tori Amos - your'e NOT Kate Bush... never will be so stop trying already.

10. Alan fucking Shearer - mag scum. ;)

It would probably be easier to name the ones I like but here is my most hated.


Barbra Streisand (loud mouth bitch and overall hack)
Tim Robbins (clueless)
Susan Sarandon (married to clueless)
George Lucas (Jar Jar Binks? For shame on you)
Larry Ellison (CEO Chief dumbass of Oracle,hypocrite)
Tom Cruise (Short,utter moron)
Sean Connery (Every role should not have a scottish accent you ninny)
Richard Gere (Braindead peacenik, please go back to Tibet I will never forgive you for First Knight)
Steven Spielberg (They were guns not walky talkies ET defacing smuck)
Roger Ebert (Pompous ass wouldn't know a good movie unless it was covered in pasta.)
Jeneen Garofalo (Never liked your humor, don't like your partisanship. At least Stewart Smalley is funny sometimes.)
Ed Asner (Money grabbing flunkey of the AARP Mary Tyler Moore was decades ago it went away why won't you?)
Michael Jackson (IF you want to look inocent its simple stop having sleep overs with children you pervert)
John Travolta (Every once in a while you show glimses of greatness then you speak off camera shutup and read some better scrips)
Clintons (Please just go away)

I really don't care enough to hate them, but yeah - the top two:

J-Lo (thank God that Ben escaped...)

And Paris (no talent At All) Hilton. Buh bye!

We all may or may not like the man but is he really a celebrity? Were Clinton, Bush 41, Reagan, and Carter celebrities while they were president? I would hope not. What does that say about American culture? Scary.

are you guys for real?

you seriously get this upset about people you don't even know at all?

media is all about presentation & hype.

who cares?

change the channel or go outside. :)

Everyone of them.
Over paided and under educated immoral bastards.

ce·leb·ri·ty ( P ) Pronunciation Key (s-lbr-t)
n. pl. ce·leb·ri·ties

1. A famous person.
2. Renown; fame.

She's lost quite a bit of weight recently, so I guess she's now a calf.

I ignore celebs & all news relating to their lives and avoid watching most TV shows. That said, my favorite of late has to be Tony Shalhoub, his MONK show totally fucking rules.

BTW, I decided to Google "Paris Hilton" and this is what I came across: http://www.liquidgeneration.com/flix/parissextape.mpg -- quite amusing... :lol:

Amen. It's not like these people care that you dislike them. As a matter of fact, it's a waste of energy, time, and life in general.

i dont pay attention to them... the only thing i hate/am jealous about them is the money they make for working the 7-8 months it might take to film a movie.

Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and all the rest of the Stepford Christians.

Question: Why did only one Olsen twin develop an eating disorder?

clinton (him) clinton (her) Kennedy, Kerry, Dashle...

(Well they're famous)

I like others am tired of Paris Hilton

Also J Lo... but I really hate Nichole Kidman, I think she is only famous b/c of Tom

Ben Afflec******
J-Lo ******
Kobe Byrant
Avril
Bush (Satan himself)
John Baystow (dude from the info-mercial that looks like a goomer, and tries to hawk his excercise regiment)
Stuart Scott*** Please stop acting like an ass and ruining sports center
Rush Limbaugh (Man-Cow)
Arnold the Gov.
Chenny (axis of evil member, and Satans offspring)
Jaba the Hutt
The Olsen Twins (just pose for Playboy and go away)
The Simpson Sisters (Jessica and the no talent wanna be)

Props to the following though:
Dave Chappelle
Larry David
Micheal Moore

Whoops, I Forgot about John Doolittle from Congress. Die you weasel fuck, DIE.

I can't stand that tub of lard Michael Moore. He was the fat kid that everyone picked on in gym class; whiny fatass in high school, whiny fatass now.

As a rule, I hate anyone involved in politics. They're all scum.

Rosie O'Donnell
Julia Roberts
Jennifer Lopez
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I'm sure I forgot a few other ones.

This made me laugh.

That is all.

Ok, please add Ben "I cant get enough of my fucking self" Affleck. This fucker will not go away, he is fucking everywhere. I am absolutely SICK of opening a newspaper or watching TV and seeing this worthless fuckers face. Isnt he sick of himself? Man, I hope something bad happens to him so he would dissappear for good.

What is this fucking country coming to, celebrities are taking over everything. :mad:

I really despise that guy who played Gunther in Friends. What an egocentric, overpaid, overhyped, self-bloated philistine. My god, it's like you can't escape his name or face wherever you go. It's freakin' EVERYWHERE!

I pretty much hate ANY celeb who bitches about how hard it is to be a celeb. If it is so damn hard, go away...far away so that no one has to hear the whining.

Michael Moore, Paris Hilton, Nicki Richi, Ellen Degenerous, anyone who tries to feed off their sibling's fame (Jessica Simpson's sister, Hillary Duff's sister, Britney Spear's sister etc), and other talentless assholes who somehow got into the modeling/singing/acting business.

As a side note, being a celeb *is* hard if you don't like social situations. Some people are really talented and they want to make money doing what they love...but the fame that comes with it is unbearable to them.