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Seer666 05-19-2004 10:34 PM

The solution to the energy crisis
 
I have solved the problem to the worlds energy needs. The anser is microwave pizzas. Ever notice that no matter how long you let a pizza cool after it comes out of the microwave, it still burns the shit out of the top of your mouth? THe way I see it, is there is som sort of chemical reaction that keeps it generating heat untill that first bite. A reaction to the saliva I'm guessing. So, if we can get enough pizza's and find a way to harness that energy, the world will be saved. Now, I'm going to go write my thesis on this and suck on an ice cube to get rid of the fuckin blister in my mouth...

KellyC 05-19-2004 10:41 PM

Dude! What about the pizza shortage we'll have? hmm?

Eugeni 05-20-2004 12:41 AM

Instead of heaters people could use pizzas and in order to turn them off you'd only have to bite them.

cchris 05-20-2004 08:48 AM

Hang on for the ride to...........................

nukeu666 05-20-2004 09:36 AM

lol

most heat is stored under the top cheese layer

grayman 05-20-2004 09:40 AM

This won't help solve the energy crisis, but if we could harness the speed at which waitresses run to their tables to get their tips after a customer leaves, then we could travel faster than the speed of light.

Macheath 05-20-2004 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by grayman
This won't help solve the energy crisis, but if we could harness the speed at which waitresses run to their tables to get their tips after a customer leaves, then we could travel faster than the speed of light.
Stephen Hawking: Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin, playing just for the waitresses.

Albert Einstein: You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job.

Stephen Hawking: So's working at McDonald's, but you don't feel the need to tip them. They're servin ya food, you should tip em. But no, society says tip these guys over here, but not those guys over there. That's bullshit.

Crack 05-20-2004 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Macheath
Stephen Hawking: Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin, playing just for the waitresses.

Albert Einstein: You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job.

Stephen Hawking: So's working at McDonald's, but you don't feel the need to tip them. They're servin ya food, you should tip em. But no, society says tip these guys over here, but not those guys over there. That's bullshit.

that's awesome, I can here the computer generated voice in my head while I was reading that!

CSflim 05-20-2004 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Macheath
Stephen Hawking: Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin, playing just for the waitresses.

Albert Einstein: You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job.

Stephen Hawking: So's working at McDonald's, but you don't feel the need to tip them. They're servin ya food, you should tip em. But no, society says tip these guys over here, but not those guys over there. That's bullshit.

:lol:
That made me laugh. I could totally imagine it on some sketch show or something! Awesome!

Deominous 05-20-2004 03:21 PM

I live in South Korea. There is no tipping in the culture here. Waitresses and waiters usually make less than $2 an hour here. We will still have an energy crisis when the waitress gernerators come online.

maleficent 05-20-2004 03:45 PM

Based on some of meetings that I've sat thru today, how about funnelling some of the HOT AIR that comes out of people. There'd be an endless supply (I sure I contribute too)

nash 05-20-2004 07:20 PM

So Stephen Hawking = Mr. Pink and Albert Einstein = Mr. White? Who knew!

Willy 05-20-2004 10:55 PM

Pizza is a renewable resource!

stevie667 05-21-2004 03:17 AM

Depends if you used recylced or not...

water_boy1999 05-21-2004 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nash
So Stephen Hawking = Mr. Pink and Albert Einstein = Mr. White? Who knew!
Damn! You beat me to it!!!!:hmm:

If I could somehow funnel the energy from my farts after I drink a glass of milk, I could at least power my neighborhood for a week.

moonstrucksoul 05-22-2004 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by KellyC
Dude! What about the pizza shortage we'll have? hmm?
the TMNT will be pissed if they can't get their pizza, in a decent amount of time

Esco 05-22-2004 07:10 PM

It's the sauce dammit!!! The sauce being encased by cheese and dough creates some kind of environment where heat lasts forever.

I'll get right on the study!

denim 05-22-2004 07:53 PM

I can see it now, "Middle-managment hot air generators". Yeah. Can't use upper management 'cause that'd be like proposing a nuke.


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