The solution to the energy crisis
 

I have solved the problem to the worlds energy needs. The anser is microwave pizzas. Ever notice that no matter how long you let a pizza cool after it comes out of the microwave, it still burns the shit out of the top of your mouth? THe way I see it, is there is som sort of chemical reaction that keeps it generating heat untill that first bite. A reaction to the saliva I'm guessing. So, if we can get enough pizza's and find a way to harness that energy, the world will be saved. Now, I'm going to go write my thesis on this and suck on an ice cube to get rid of the fuckin blister in my mouth...

Dude! What about the pizza shortage we'll have? hmm?

Instead of heaters people could use pizzas and in order to turn them off you'd only have to bite them.

Hang on for the ride to...........................

lol

most heat is stored under the top cheese layer

This won't help solve the energy crisis, but if we could harness the speed at which waitresses run to their tables to get their tips after a customer leaves, then we could travel faster than the speed of light.

Stephen Hawking: Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin, playing just for the waitresses.

Albert Einstein: You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job.

Stephen Hawking: So's working at McDonald's, but you don't feel the need to tip them. They're servin ya food, you should tip em. But no, society says tip these guys over here, but not those guys over there. That's bullshit.

that's awesome, I can here the computer generated voice in my head while I was reading that!

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That made me laugh. I could totally imagine it on some sketch show or something! Awesome!

I live in South Korea. There is no tipping in the culture here. Waitresses and waiters usually make less than $2 an hour here. We will still have an energy crisis when the waitress gernerators come online.

Based on some of meetings that I've sat thru today, how about funnelling some of the HOT AIR that comes out of people. There'd be an endless supply (I sure I contribute too)

So Stephen Hawking = Mr. Pink and Albert Einstein = Mr. White? Who knew!

Pizza is a renewable resource!

Depends if you used recylced or not...

Damn! You beat me to it!!!!:hmm:

If I could somehow funnel the energy from my farts after I drink a glass of milk, I could at least power my neighborhood for a week.

the TMNT will be pissed if they can't get their pizza, in a decent amount of time

It's the sauce dammit!!! The sauce being encased by cheese and dough creates some kind of environment where heat lasts forever.

I'll get right on the study!

I can see it now, "Middle-managment hot air generators". Yeah. Can't use upper management 'cause that'd be like proposing a nuke.