Wow, I forgot this thread like a motherfucker.

People please: There is nothing as annoying as those phone messages where you say 'yes? hello? HELLO?' repeadedly. It makes you stand out as a stupid douchebag with no humour whatsoever. And I won't bother leaving a message for you or calling you back.

Make it simple, maybe funny, make it short.

i liked that one aswell!!all out of coconuts though :crazy:

Mine is (in Yakov Smirnov style "In Russia, call returns you! Please leave name and number."