Your best practical joke (or idea) ever...
 

I love practical jokes. Some people really hate 'em, but they need to learn how to pull one off, and then they can join in the fun.

Don't get me wrong, I don't believe you should humiliate anyone for fun (except maybe loved ones). I just feel that we sometimes get caught up in out responsibilities and a practical joke helps relieve tension. They keep us from taking ourselves too seriously.

I wanted to start this thread to share practical joke ideas with one another. Do you have a great story about a prank? Did you ever back out of a practical joke, if so, why? Is there the ultimate practical joke that you can't wait to play?

My most famous practical joke:
Two days before April Fools day, last year. My girlfriend is a very tough girl, but is very trusting, so she tends to be a little gullible. I was getting desperate for a joke to play on my girlfriend when she called and complained about having to go to Planned Parenthood for an exam to get more birth control. Thats when the idea started to come to me...

On April the first, I fired up the old computer and pointed it to hotmail.com. I registered for the e-mail address plannedparenthood33@hotmail.com. I then composed a very official, quite lengthy notice that basically stated she would need to contribute a stool sample at her appointment. I knew full well she checked her e-mail at work and would receive it by the afternoon.

Sure enough, by the afternoon:
she had discussed it with her female coworkers, who were baffled.
she was somewhat upset and ACTUALLY called planned parenthood. The woman on the other end patiently explained that she could not have been contacted by Planned Parenthood, as they do not contact people based on confidentiality. I got the next phone call, and bluffed my way through the call. But by the time she called againh, I didn't have the heart for it.

But for a glorious four or five hours, she thought she would need to bring a stool sample to planned parenthood to receive her birth control. Better yet, she talked to coworkers about it, who were able to get a kick out of the joke when they found out as well.

So, thats it, my crowning practical joke glory.

I wanted to start this thread to share practical joke ideas with one another. Do you have a great story about a prank? Did you ever back out of a practical joke, if so, why? Is there the ultimate practical joke that you can't wait to play?

I have a "boss" who I've been working with for about 5 years. We have always been playing little jokes on each other back and forth...

An example of one of the smaller jokes I played on him:
He's an avid Yankee fan. It was during the Subway Series... I had a custodian let me into his office, which I proceeded to decorate with Mets colors in balloons, streamers, and post-it notes. When he walked into his office the next morning, he didn't even know what to say.

The one joke I wish I could have gotten over on him had been cut short due to scheduling errors. Before he was promoted to VP in another building, he was the Student Activities Coordinator (when I was a class advisor - so he's always been my "boss"). He had to schedule all sorts of different activities for this "activity period" they were adding into the students' schedules. The kids got to pick different activities (sewing, board games, math club, chess club, etc.) to keep them occupied every other week. Some of the kids wanted a breakdancing club. So, he started to check into it with insurance, liability, etc.

Knowing he was under the gun timewise, I did some of the research for him. I gave him the web address of a company that specialized in teaching breakdancing. They would come and give the first lesson free, and then work out a deal with school districts. Unfortunately, the Superintendent of Schools said that everything was taking too long and cut the program out. So, no board game club, no sewing club, and no breakdancing club.

Where was the practical joke in all of this? The group didn't exist. I designed the webpage, found space for it, and put it up. The phone number for the group was a She-Male Escort service. This would have been the best practical joke ever, but unfortunately, it didn't come to fruition.

I'm working on the next one. I will get him :) muahahahaha.

freeze a can of shaving cream/foam. after it's frozen use a can opener to take off the bottom. leave it in someone's desk drawer to thaw out, usually takes about thirty minutes... plan accordingly.

well this last april fools i emailed my parents telling them this big long spiel about how i got in a car wreck on a left turn... and rolled my car and it was all totalled... it was really really great... my mom called my dad and he was tellin his friends and then she called me and i tried to lead her on but started laughing...

mom: why are you laughing?
me:APRIL FOOLS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
mom: stop joking really tell me if your ok
me: no mom im serious its april fools...
mom: oh... oh jeez i have to call your father...


it was so great... really freaked them out...

then i messaged one of my friends asking him to be my best man... told him that ariekitten was pregnant and we had to get married... he was all serious and called me and i told him it was a joke and we talked for a while... it was good...

This just moved to my top ten list.

This isn't a big thing and a lot of you can probably do it but we have been enjoying it. Myself and another friend have been tormenting a third friend.

(What are friends for after all?)

He wrote a small script that lets us play random wave files on her computer from either of our computers, this is at work.

One of us or the other have often been in her office when these sounds occur and she has complained to the both of us about this problem. What a suprise that we can't seem to find out what the problem is.

Hmmmm. I think that today is bullwinkle.wav day.
Bwah haa haa haa

One of my all time favorites is old but tried and true. Snapshot a friends desktop. Move all the icons from the desktop to a folder. Make the snapshot of the desktop be the current wallpaper.

Enjoy

This one i just found about about. A friend of mine accused another friend of stealing his socks. So the first friend proceded, for the next 3 years to steal a few socks. Now, he's got at least a duffle bag full. What better way to fuck with someone than to steal their socks?

One of my favorites, is to get a long black zip tie and place it around someones drive shaft on their car. As they drive down the street it makes a loud noise (kind of like a playing card in the spokes of a bicycle but louder), they stop to check under the car to see if anything is dragging but b/c the tie is black it makes it hard to see.

I did something like the mets thing to a friend with marshmallow Peeps.. about 1400 of them... all over his desk and drawers in easter pastel glory. Got them after easter at about US$.25 a box... decorated his cublicle from top to bottom.

His subordinates helped position and place them, people came from all parts of the building because they heard about it thru the grapevine.

I think Azharen saw the whole thing...

I have some training grenades left over from my days in the service...I pulled the pin on one and slid it back into the canister and taped the canister under my bosses desk, then tied fishing line from the grenade to his chair. Boss comes in, pulls out his chair and hears thunk...twinggg, looks down and sees a hand grenade smoking.

good thing he didnt have a weak heart

haven't done any practical jokes lately ... but me and a couple of friends realized that when an egg's between being raw and hard-boiled the whites look an awful lot like jizz. i'll have to use that one sometime.

Best non-technical joke was filling a friends Bronco entirely with styrofoam packaging peanuts. Had to save up at work for like 3 months but it was worth it. 8and a half hefty bags full fills a Bronco completly including glove box and under the seats.

Best technical joke is one thats repeated all the time. If you have access to someones computer at work or in an apartment when they are not home open the case and remove the cable from the floppy drive. Place a second floppy drive in the computer and connect the cable. Place it in a hard drive bay or just on the bottom of the case. The important part to remember is to put a blank disk in the drive first. When the computer boots up of course it will give the "Non System Disk Error" they will look at their floppy drive and see no disk and check the cd rom and everything. It's hilarious to watch. And since they know you know about computers they will ask you to fix it. Tell them you can bring it home and check it out or work on it when they are not there. Just remove the second drive and its fixed. The best though was when a friend had me take it home and i "fixed" it, he came over and saw it was working then he to the bathroom before he left so I quickly set it up again. Next day I get another call. "The fucker's doing it again." LOL


Best joke still in planning is the one we are planning for my teacher/boss. We plan on turning his office into a gay disco somewhat resembling the Blue Oyster Bar from the Police Academy movies. Disco balls, leather clad blow up dolls, chip-n-dales calendars the whole nine yards. Were also working on rigging the stereo so that when he opens the door and turns on the light it starts playing "It's Raining Men" it will be excellent if we can manage to get it all done in time.

maveric sez:
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freeze a can of shaving cream/foam. after it's frozen use a can opener to take off the bottom. leave it in someone's desk drawer to thaw out, usually takes about thirty minutes... plan accordingly.
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I don't get it. why not just open someone's drawer and spray a can of shaving cream inside?


EDIT: ah ah ah i get it. so that it will look like bukakke out of someone's mouth, right?

Only a couple come to mind now, although I have done much, much more when I was younger:

To the old geezer who is always bitching about his lawn: We poisoned strips of grass across it. It wasn't just dead, it was barren. He tried to get grass to grow for months. Eventually, since we used so much salt and grass killer, most of the grass on his lawn started to die after the concoction that we poured started to spread.

We had a macho asshole for a leader at scout camp one year, who happenned to be pretty regular. We greased up the toilet seat and when he plopped down (in his direct macho way) he slid right off and onto the piss covered floor.

For my physics teacher, we connected opposite poles of a van de graph generator to his door and the doorframe, then left the door adjar in the morning. When he walked in, he was shocked so bad he almost passed out.

I will probably think of some of the good better jokes I have played on people in a little while.

This was a good one I concocted once among the dorm rooms....though it is kinda gross.

First get a large tray, like a platter, and then piss on it, covering the whole surface. Next, put it in the refigerator until the urine is completely frozen. Then, after choosing a victim, slide the frozen urine sheet under their door at night. When they wake up, there's a defrosted puddle of piss in their doorway. Leaves most people baffled.

yeah, my roomate has a similar idea for a trebuchet or potato cannon, but w/a frozen ball of piss.

frozen ball of piss...excellent

Prob heard this one before... but change someone's word auto correct function and watch them freak.

I think flour is amusing. We went to a dorm one night and lined flour across the bottom of the door. Than we took our portable fan and blew all the flour into the dorm room. Everybody was in bed, and when they woke the next morning there was fine layer of powder on everything in the room.

shove confettie or sparkly sprinkles into a persons car air vents. Set the settings for high and for the ones that aim for the face and voila! lol my friends still finding confetti and sprikles 2 years later!BWAHAHAHAH~!

nice mew, very nice...

I guess this is a practical joke but I like to think of it as revenge.I used to have bible thumpers living next to me that were just anal.The wife would cut her precious grass 4 times a week and bitch at me cuz I wouldn't do the same.Fuck that. I cut my grass when it need's it.

Anyways, one day me and a friend got loaded and decided to do something about the neighbours beautiful grass. So we mixed bleach, some sort of pesticide and whatever else and made ice cubes with them. Lot's of ice cubes. At the right time we stumbled into their backyard and tried diligently to scatter them as best we could. The next week was hot and the neighbours lawn had tons of little white spots all over it. They moved about six months later.

Its not much of a practical joke, but its funny none-the-less.
Use a screwdriver or knife and pry of the 'm' and 'n' keys of a co-workers keyboard and swap them round.
Simple, but effective!

Another good one is to change the Autocorrect options in MS Word so, for example, change 'the' to 'nipples'.
Your mates sentences will be filled with the word nipples and they wont have a clue why!
You can also set it so one word will change into a whole new sentence!

In college I worked as a physics lab assistant which gave me full run of the lab and goodies locker. I loved playing mad scientist.

Ammonium tri-iodide is a highly volatile contact explosive. When wet, it is fairly safe to handle. When dry, however, just looking at it can make it go boom.

Somehow this stuff found its way onto toilet seats, door jambs, pants zippers, baseballs (catch!).

I gave my little brother a huge wrapped t.v. box for christmas one year. Inside was a ton of packing peanuts and a loaded beartrap. That was the funniest e.r. visit ever.

O.K., really the best one I have is stealing my Dad's remote control in October and giving it to him for Christmas. It's even funnier if you know my Dad.

back in high school i had friends who were deciding on what to do as a final departing joke to the school.

at one point they wanted to lightly electrify one of the urinals. so that when a boy was relieving himself against it he would get a shock.

this of course is extremely dangerous.

thank god they decided against that one.

always wanted to put on gloves etc, collect poison ivy, put it in a blender, pour result in a spray bottle with water, and spray the shit all over everything somebody owns.

or spray it on the toilet paper roll in the girls' bathroom (guys have little use for tp in a bar bathroom) at your favorite bar.

fear of catching poison ivy myself, and the labor intensiveness of it all, has so far kept me from trying it out.

Ok this is sort of a mean joke.

First you need to get an old tricycle or a big wheel.

Next buy a my buddy or similar life size doll.

Then you tie it hands to the handlebars with fishing string

After that you tie his feet to the pedals.

Then you drill a hole in its head and fill it with ketchup.

Then you roll the thing into a busy street and blam! Looks like a bad accident....good way to scare the shit outta some people.

Heres another good one get some tinfoil and make a tightly packed brick of baby power. Stick some semi high explosive in the end and blow it up....powder everywhere. Actually had a friend do it in a downtown area of a big city.....

The best one I've ever pulled off was powdered milk in a guy's bedsheets, after he'd been a genuine arsehole to a friend of ours. He reeked of sour milk for about a week!

At the Physics labs, there's a popular game that involves charging up a nice big capacitor, and throwing it to the next person through the door...if they're dumb enough to catch it, they get quite a buzz!

A couple weeks ago while we were filming a little video where I tied up and spanked the hell out of a model named Violet, we ordered pizza for lunch. Well, when the pizza guy showed up, Violet was still tied up an naked. We wanted to lay Violet down in the hallway so just her upper body was visible from the front door when we opened the door for the pizza guy. I would then drag her slowly away while the Pizza guy stared in bemusement... but we decided we didn't want to have the police called on us.

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at a place i once worked there was 1 guy who always left his keys on the lunch table so one day i put them under an upturned coffee mug that was on the table, concequently he couldnt find his keys that arfternoon so took works old f100 home, on the way home the f100 run out of fuel he then had to walk home & get some help to get more fuel, the next morninghis keys were still under the mug which i removed & his keys appered

this was just ment to stuff him around a bit as i thought the mug would have been looked under, it turned out better than planned but it also caused some trouble which would of got me sacked so i never owned up to it & i left a few months later

A friend and I once went to the seashore and fed hundreds of seaguls rice and alkaseltzer a few hours before the annual Memorial Day parade...

As bands and floats were marching done the street, birds were exploding above them...
Closest thing I've ever seen to mass hysteria. My friend and I got it all on video, too. Fucking great

My sister remapped everyone's keyboards in her department for April Fool's day.

Change the autocorrect on the word processor to replace the person's name their Boss' name with "Satan." Simple but good. Also, replace properly spelled word with slight misspellings.

I told someone how to blow up a toilet in high school. He did it. Almost killed someone. If no one was there it would have been really cool...but since someone could have died i totally regret it.

And one time I was going to a friends house, and there was a lawn umbrella in the middle of the street stuck in a sewer cap...my friend pulled up to it in his truck and thought he would be cool to pick it up and act like he was jousting, but little did he know someone smeared the shaft with shit. It was hilarious.

Also did the whole ex-lax in the chocolate milk thing to the friend I mentioned above. He was in the toilet for a day. Every time I called his dad was like "Ummm...I think he just RAN back to the bathroom." I told him the next day. He was pissed for a second and then laughed the rest of the time.

The last place I worked at we had a lad who was a bit on the dim side to say the least. His car was an old banger and easy to get into so a few of us took the opportunity of opening his car and sharing the porno mags he had under his seat by displaying them on the dash-board.

That wasn't the best part, when he found out he went mad and reported the fact to a supervisor that someone had been into his car. The supervisor was a female and he promptly marched her outside to see for herself. Realising that the porno's where still on display he then tried to change his mind about reporting the incident and tried to move the supervisor away from the car.

All this happened in front of about forty-warehouse men who had all stopped work to cheer and laugh at the poor lad who had turned red in the face. It was quite possibly the most comical thing I have ever seen.

Back in college this extremely uptight girl I worked with had he desk "just so," including the centerpeice of her desk a gumball machine full of gumballs. It was one of those you could set to just give gumballs or make you pay for them. Well, she didn't like the rest of us much, so she made us pay for them.

She left early one night and I got bored, so I started fiddling around with the machine and got the gumballs out. I put them in a container and put the container in her desk. Didn't take one gumball.

Well, she comes in the next day, sees the empty gumball machine and expects a big wad of change from all us suckers. She opens the machine up and... nothing. So, needless to say, she's pissed and everyone thinks it's pretty funny.

That next night, she's refilled the gumball machine and everyone wants me to do it again. I do. Again, no gumballs are taken, just put in a container and left in her desk.

Well, I'm there the next day when she comes in and sees all her gumballs gone. She went ballistic. Threw the machine across the room and almost hit someone walking through the door.

I guess she went to our boss with the whole, "I guess I can't have nice things around here" speech. I admitted to the whole thing, showed her the gumballs, got her flowers and even put the machine back together as best I could. "Apology not accepted," was all she would say.

But her nickname was "Gumball" from that day forward.

Go over to a friends house really late at night, whilst they sleep, and sneak in. Take plastic wrap and tape it securely to their bedroom door. All the way up and down it if possible. Then go into their kitchen and start banging shit around really hard so they think they're being robbed. When they get up to charge out the door, they'll run into the plastic wrap. Hilarity ensues.

Side note: I'd probably pick a friend that doesn't own guns.

one time we had a friend who wore hearing aids in both ears... we all were hanging out and we all started lowering our voices... he kept adjusting his aids to continue hearing the conversation. We did it until he pushed them all the way up... and then we started talking in loud voices.

Cynthetiq, The hearing aid reminds me, I found a remote control that looked very similar to our stereo remote but it didn't work so I sit it up on the tv stand as a decoy, so my dad is watching TV with his satellite remote while I have the stereo remote, every 20 seconds I'd turn down the volume 1 notch, he turned the satelittle volume up every minute or two until he reached max while I was still turning down the master volume. He looks over and say,"ARE YOU TURNING DOWN THE VOLUME!?" Then I point out that the remote is sitting beside the tv so he gets up to get the decoy remote but it doesnt work. the next day he buys some batteries and before he puts them in the decoy I switch it with the real one, and it magically works. 10 minutes later he leaves the room and I switch them again and when he comes back I start turning down the volume again... I switched 15-20 times over 2-3 days before it started to really piss him off.

3 pigs, sheeps, or rodents will work for this. Paint a number 1, 2, and 4 on them and let them loose in the dorm/school/office/anything. they cant #3 because there is none.

When I was in High School, I and two other people from the computer club (yeah I was a nerd) where writing a program to let two terminals comunicate with each other. You have to realize that these were teletype terminals on a time share system connected by acoustical modem! Why? We were writing an interactive version of the popular Star Trek game (yeah I was REALLY a nerd).

So anyway, our teacher comes in one day after school (we had free access to the computer room) and wants to know what we're doing. We told him we had written an artificial intelligence program and proceeded to demonstrate it by talking to the kid in the other room via teletype. He gets all excited but insists on "talking to the computer" himself to see if we were faking. Of course , the kid in the next room, who can hear everything is going along with it.

Before we could tell him he shouts "This is AMAZING! The principal has got to see this!" and runs out of the room. I should mention the teacher wasn't too swift. Taught math too.

The principal takes one look at some the obviously sarcastic replies from "the computer" and says "it's a joke right?". Poor teacher took a long time to get over that one.

Visited a friend in another state, and on the day we were leaving, he went to work before we took off. Big mistake. We messed with everything.

But the best one was the answering machine. We changed his message. It wasn't obscene or embarassing, just original. "Hi. This is the answering machine bandit. I change people's messages. You know who you called, so leave them a message. Have a nice day."

He was getting compliments on his message for a month before he finally checked it. Very easy, really subtle, and definitely funny.

Here my favorite!!!
Lift the lid and the seat on the toilet. Then take Saran Wrap and cover the bowl. Lower the seat and lid. When your wife or g/f comes in to pee, they will never see the clear wrap. If you did a good job, they sit and pee and it splashes up against them and goes all ove the floor!!!!!!!!

Go to the website (or actually go to) of your local zoo, and find a popular animal in the zoo who's name sounds like a human name. (may be a last name).

Then leave a message note on your co-workers desk to call back (the zoo's number) and ask for the animal.

Whenever at restaurants with friends I always take sugar packets, empty them, and fill them with salt. Then I get one of them to eat it. The ensuing hilarity is great, but one time my friend thought eating sugar wasn't hardcore enough so he snorted it... except it was salt. He was in the bathroom for the next 10 minutes, but for the rest of us it was great.

A syringe full of hot sauce into the bottom of a coke can. Tape the bottom shut, no one ever notices until they drink it

oh, and a few drops of visine in a drink (not too much, it is kinda poisonous), but a few drops will give you the runs real quick

You obviously have neither...


they can be simple...

height adjustment lever on an office chair... change someone's chair height drastically and cover the lever in hand lotion. The looks on people's faces when they reach down and something goes *squish* in their hands... it's priceless.

or elaborate...

I was in a massive practical joke contest some years ago that was escalating quickly out of control. The final two shots were the fire department being called about half an hour before the victim usually came home about smoke coming from the house and we know there's an elderly invalid who won't be able to get out... the front door got hacked in with an axe shortly before the victim got home. Return fire: the other guy had a woman he'd been wooing in another city coming into town for a long weekend and this would be their first night "together" (wink wink). Let's say his name was, "Bob." So the next morning... very early... a high-end party company shows up for "little Bobby's" 7th birthday party. We're talking large animals, clowns, midgets - no expense was spared. All tapping on every window in the house, "Bobby! Wake up!!!" To the best of my knowledge, the rest of the weekend was icy and she never saw him again. A truce was finally called shortly thereafter.


Actually did fill an office cubicle with packing peanuts over a week when someone was on vacation. The next step was to seal it and turn it into a giant Sea Monkey aquarium, but un-doing it was going to be more trouble than it was worth, so it never materialzed.

Bought a light dimmer device with a remote control device that communicated through the power lines... so you plug the device into a wall, plug a lamp into it... then plug the control in anywhere else that's convenient... right? So, when the head sales guy in the office I worked in at the time went home one night, I picked the lock on his office, took his desk lamp back to the lab and eviscerated it and the dimmer module, planting the guts of it inside the base of the lamp. When I was done, there was no external change on the lamp whatsoever. Replaced the lamp and gave the sales guy across the hall the control unit. They both had windows facing the hallway so they could see each other and he spent a good two weeks torturing this guy with miniscule changes in brightness on that desk lamp... and he could see the guy going bonkers over it all day. It was delicious.

There's more. Later...
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this is like a godly "senior prank" for all the highschoolers,


take 3 pigs and paint the numbers one two and four on them and let them loose in the school, after they are caught they will be looking for number three but he wont really be there!!!!

Welcome to the TFP,

you really should read all the posts because well someone posted this just 8 posts over yours...

I was gonna PM you with a MOD cryptic pissed off message about not reading posts and you'd possibly get banned, but then again, that's not my style... but it would have made for a good prank and then I could have posted it.

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I don't know how to put some of the stupidity I have done. I don't know what to call them so i will just let you be the judge of it.

The First one, my cousin is scared shitless of anything. So we were watching the other...which is just a lame movie. and at the most suspenseful point, i creep outside and wrap on the windows...she almost had a heart attack, and then tried to kill me on the front lawn.

The second one, I was with some friends upstate, and it gets really foggy there, we were sitting on the fence...drunk...and chucking little spikey balls at cars. Yea it was stupid which I now realize and no one got hurt. But it was funny to see the car hit their brakes.

The third one, we were driving around shooting off bottle rockets, and one misfired hitting a truck. This truck started following us and we ducked into a neighborhood. Unfortunately, the truck knew the neighborhood and met us on the other side. And these big guys are waiting for us. My friend throws it in reverse and hauls ass out of neighborhood while these marine sized guys are chasing us down. Something else I will never do.

Th last one Number 4, We had one of those 150 yard water balloon launchers and we were launching this water ballons hitting a major road. My friend got the bright idea to launch fruit. Long story short one of the peaches hit a car window....

To go along with the lawn-killer ice cubes, try Roundup water balloons. Same effect.

If you know someone who uses stick deodorant (not roll-on and not gel), take a staple and break off one of the small legs. Then stick this in the middle of the deodorant so that it's flush with the top. As the victim uses his/her deo, the staple will scrape their armpits resulting in much irritation, and laughs for you.

I am not the type to put razor blades in apples or anything that does serious bodily injury
but one thing that I find to be fun is to get one of those small butane torches and use a pair of tweezers of pliers and hold a quarter over the flame. Then when you see someone coming throw the red hot quarter on the sidewalk and watch them pick it up then just listen to them scream and throw the quarter down
Be sure to do it to someone that is old or crippled - I learned that the hard way because the first time I did it this guy beat the shit out of me

Going to Daytona for Spring Break I was pissed that I got stuck driving most of the way. There were three of us in one car and two in the other. One of the others in my car was a HORRIBLE driver almost killed us at least three times. The other one drove for like an hour and a half and felt that he had done his part. The trip was like 19 hours and I drove for about 13 of them.

So, as they were both asleep (or half asleep) I pulled up behind a tractor trailer cab that was being towed. I pulled right up on the front bumper of the cab (they're towed backwards) and screamed and jerked the wheel from side to side a little. Both guys woke up screaming with a full view of the grill of a tractor trailer in front of them.

Not sure if I saw this in a movie or what. But whereever the idea came from it worked. I was crying it was so funny.

scott's turf builder with red dyed flour sprinkled on the front lawn spelling "asshole"...
watch them hose it down to get rid of the dye and the grass grow spelling "asshole"

take a screen shot of a porn site and paste it as the office jerk's wallpaper...
x - no werkie
x - no werkie
x - no werkie
you get the picture...

or any one of the following...
Have fun & be careful!!!

I go for the little things...I conviced a friend she said irregardles...it was classic

I didn't do this, but my brother did.

He was in his first year of college and living in halls.

A friend of his went away for 2 weeks.

They broke into his room, sprinkled grass seed all over the floor, watered it for 2 weeks, then put five rabbits in there (the uni campus was covered in bloody rabbits). The guy comes back to a small meadow in his room

A small little joke for the people living in the dorms. Cover the doorway in saran wrap, leave a little opening at the top. Pop a whole buch of popcorn. Proceed to fill the doorway with popcorn. Wait for the morning, listen down the hall for the person to cuss out whoever, as they clean up all the popcorn that has now spilled into their room, and have to tear down the saran wrap.

Did this to one of my buddies, laughed my ass off when he opened his door.


P.s. make sure the door opens inward. Most dorm room doors do!

I did this to a friend of mine, who thinks he is a computer wizard.....

go to a computer and close everything so only the desktop is visible, no minimized windows or anything, press "print screen" go to paint, paste it and save it, then go to properties and set it as the screen saver, now after you've done that, highlight ALL icons and either delete them or put them in the very corner of the screen so that they are almost impossible to see, just wait for the person to try and open "My Computer" or anything else.... muahahahahahahahha

Ha!
 

LOL...that's so funny and sad simultaniously. I know afew people who deserve that kinda treatment.

ROFLMFAO:lol: :lol: :D :lol: :lol:

Years ago when the remake of The Hand came out in theaters, I had already seen it once with my buddy and decided we would take our girlfriends that Friday.

Anyhoo, half way though the movie there is this part when the hand crawls on a ladys shoulder...so I knew this part was coming up so I told my g/f i had to use the restroom well I stood in the back and waited and right before ththat part in the film I crawled behind them and as the hand was crawling on the lady in the film I grabbed my buddys g/f and my g/f's neck.........THEY SCREAMED SO LOUD.and then it was a chain reaction in the whole theater........Everyone screamed.and I mean screamed....LOUD......(I'm LMAO now).....well she along with my buddy who pissed his pants, his g/f, half the theater and the manager wanted MY ASS.....bigtime. I was laughing so hard as they dragged me and threw me outside:D

I noticed there happened to be a run on the bathroom to

This one is the ULTIMATE practical joke, but takes some planning.

We had this guy at our office that would always go get our dinner (2nd shift). Well he isn't the most computer savy guy so it worked out better than we could have expected.

We downloaded and registered remote havoc from here and installed the client software on his machine and set it up to run at startup. Then we installed the master software on both of our machines. This program is great, we started out with suttle things like opening the cd-rom drive, and playing tones. Then we started opening up porn sites on his machine. The greatest though was writing official sounding warnings and popping them up on his screen like "Windows has caused a fatal memory error in sector 7g and needs to be rebooted". This went on for a few hours, then I started writing them in spanish and german. The next day we were all standing around and the IT guy was working on someone elses machine, and this guy goes up to the IT guy and starts explaining his problem to him. I just about lost it when he told the IT guy about the spanish and german warnings.:lol: :lol: :lol:

Classic college pranks:

1. Vaseline on the doorknob

2. Lean a trash can full of water against your vicitm's door. In the morning when he wakes up and leaves - SPLASH!!!

3. The ol' Penny Jam - cram as many pennies as you can between the door and the frame, locking your victim in his room!

you set its as wallpaper not screen saver screen savers stop after you move the mouse or keyboard

Put seran wrap over the toilet seat. It can be messy but its hylarious.

Edit: Damn, didn't see 2nd page, sorry.

This will sound stupid, but I put a fake message on my dad's desk that said L.C. de Cowe had called and put the Borden's number down. He called and asked for L.C. de Cowe and the man started mooing at him. It is still the only time I have ever fooled him.

This is one my step dad told me about.. Get some Laxitive gum, not sure if its still around, but when he was in school it was. Anyway they look and taste like regular chicklets.

Fill a bowl with them and either put them in a lounge area or in your room by the door and keep your door open all day.

I'm sure you can imagine the results..=P

Bwhaha, we used to do that to a teacher in public school!! :D

Here's some fun, harmless ones for the computer:

http://www.rjlsoftware.com/software/entertainment/

in high school there was this teacher that never let us do anything in their classroom... so as our "senior prank" we bought about 2500 paper cups and filled them with cheap fruit punch from sheetz... we placed them all over the inside of his classroom.. starting in one corner and working our way out towards the doors... it was wall to wall paper cups filled to the brim with fruit punch... he walked in the next day... and needless to say it was quite a mess...

another thing i want to try sometime...

take a candy bar.. a nutty one will work best i think.. break it into smaller pieces and put it inside one of the five gallon bottles for the water cooler at your place of work... then replace the current bottle with the one you've put the candy into... go back to work and just wait for everyone to start saying stuff about it.. then act surprised.. for further effect... fill a cup with water from said bottle and drink it down quickly.. claiming it tastes good..

I'm also a big fan of the zip tie around the driveshaft thingy, it's pretty frickin hilarious, but can cost the person $~75 if they take it to a shop to see wtf is wrong with it :-/

Okay this is was the "senior class" prank before graduation when I was in highschool. A bunch of people pitched in and bought this really old junker Mustang car (our mascot is the Mustangs). They painted it our school color, and snuck it in one night. Somehow they did some weird welding job where the split part of the car or something, so they could wrap it around the flagpole in the front, then they welded it back together. Don't ask me how it was done, I wasn't there. I'm sure any mechanics or welders would understand how the prank was done. Anyway, when everyone got to school, there was an old beat up Mustang perfectly impaled at the bottom of our flagpole. It was pretty dang funny. The principle thought it was funny too, so he let it stay there until the end of the year.

i really want to hear more if anyone has them....its been a while since anyone posted in this, so someone is bound to have some good pranks

I generally despise prank threads because you always get the people that can't tell the difference between pranks and crimes. You know, the people that think killing your neighbor's dog and putting it on their doorstep will get a kick, or the infamous "take a cold fusion reactor outside, shoot it with a gun and it will blow up half of your neighborhood!"

Yes, I've seen both of those listed as "pranks" on some forums.

Anyway, the only prank I ever did was an extremely easy one that involved spreading a good amount of Orajel on my brother's toothbrush. That was pretty funny.

-Lasereth

we got ahold of a wickedly high quality scan of a license plate.

went into photoshop, changed the license plate to 2 GAY 4U.

Laminated it, slapped it on the back of this guys car over top his plate.

He didnt notice it for over 2 weeks. Oh it was grrrreat.

One day my father fell asleep on the sofa. Then my brother and i took some shaving cream and put it on our dads hand. Then we tickled his face with a feather and our dad smacked his hand full of shaving cream right in his face.

For our senior prank in high school, some students stacked all of the picknick tables in the quad (there were about 20 of them) into a pyramid on the roof of the cafeteria.

When I was in college, some farking idiot thought it was funny to urinate on the carpet at the end of the hall. Did that every night for a week until I got tired of it. Keep in mind this was REALLY thin carpet - the kind that you can pull up and wash off with a hose because water goes through it.

I got a sheet of thin steel stock from the local hardware store and hooked it up to an old electrical cord. Put a step-down transformer on the line to bring the voltage down - no need to kill the little jerk. Pulled up one side of the carpet and slid the sheet underneath. 3am the next morning I'm awakened by a LOUD scream and i hear him running away. Never had that problem again.

For years people have been pulling pranks on their RA's. I know of one hall that set their RA's door on fire. I never got that extreme - an entire can of glade potpurri spray into the keyhole and combination lock of his door was enough. That stuff lingers and gets on your hands every time you touch the knob. Dude smelled like a flower for weeks.


I personally like one that the physicist Dick Feynman pulled when he was in college. I did a similar trick, though not as elaborate. He came downstairs one day to find someone had stolen one of the double doors to one of his frat brother's rooms. So he took the other door and hid it in the cellar. The guys were pissed and found out who took the first door, got that reinstalled, then spent a long time beating the hell out of the poor guy to get him to tell them where the second door was. Brilliant!

There's always the trick of gluing a quarter to the sidewalk. You'd be surprised how many people spend a LONG time trying to get the damn thing up.

I read of one guy who bought a park bench, took it to a park, waited for a cop to walk by, then grabbed the bench and started running out of the park with it. Cop arrested him, he produced the receipt for the bench. Cop arrested him anyway for disorderly conduct :D

keynes pulled this one with some friends at oxford... there was a bridge with those huge cement things decorating it, usually spheres or statues etc, im not sure, so they made one out of paper mache, and when a tourist boat was passing underneath he and his friends leaned on it, it fell, and they started yelling and screaming... all the tourists lept off the boat, cameras and all in hand

That is truely the best god damn joke EVER! omg, roflmao

your making me cry

That's a good one.

a good prank will be to take a crap on somebody`s face while they are sleeping. (never done it though)

A friend and I decided to send some goodies to our guy friends who were up at a Scout camp for the week. Made some rice krispie treats, one half nice and yummy, the other half flavored with tabasco sauce. To make the regular side blend in, we just added some orange food coloring. We were lucky someone grabbed one of the good ones first .

My absolute favorite prank is one that's been spread around the world by The Spark. However, I'd thought I'd share. (I've done this one, by the way, to hilarious results)

Get some sponges. Wet them, and squeeze them into a very tight ball. Wrap a sting around them, thus holding them in the ball posistion. When dry, cut the string.

You will now have a little ball of sponge. Go to target's bathroom (industrial bathrooms are the best). Flush toliet. As the water is going down (right near the end) drop 5 or 10 of these balls in the tank. They will expand in the wall, thus ruining the plumbing.

To make it worse, soak them in a mixture of water and cornstarch. That's cement, baby!


This is one that a bunch of us did in highschool: Find a house with a lot of lawn ornaments. At night, simply move all ornaments onto the neighbor's yard, placing them in the same posistion. In the morning, confusion ensues.

That would be grounds for a killin', in my book.

You hide some pieces of Durian in the mouthpiece of your victim's telephone.

You enter a one year subscription to a Gay Magazine in your enemy's name, and have it sent to the office address of your enemy.

that ones pretty damn good, but this one is FAR FAR FAR more vicious and quite illegal.

Yeast Bunnies

You've probably never heard of this one. It is quite similar to the sponge in the toilet trick except much more vicious. My friend did this at one of the residence halls at his college and they had to evacuate half the building. He was expelled for doing it -- he couldn't keep his mouth shut about his heroic feat -- so be careful whom you telling about your deeds. Let's get down to business. What you need is:

# A Large box of the sh*&$est tea you can find (100 teabags at least)
# Lots of yeast
# Lots of sugar

Empty each teabag of its contents, then fill it 2/3 sugar and the rest with yeast. Make like a huge pile of them so you can be sure you won't run out. Also, make sure to staple together the top of the tea bags so they are sealed closed.

Now for the fun part: Find a building to sabotage, preferably a school of some sort or maybe a dorm. Visit each bathroom and flush 5-10 baggies down the toilet. Then make sure to STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE PLACE FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS. The entire sewer system will be infested with colonies of fermenting yeast and as a result feces will be oozing all over the place - out of every toilet, sink, shower drain, and anything else connected to the sewers.

PS: For even more cruelty, throw in some thick rubber gloves filled halfway with the same mixture plus water. Flush them down along with everything else (you might have to down size them a bit). Many people will be wondering what is bursting inside their walls... until s%#t comes oozing out everywhere and there is not a single spared pipe in the building

A simple one is to use cling film and cover all the pan with it, below the seat. You can not see it but it will catch everything.

One guy ending up pissing down the back of this trousers while he was sat down doing a shite.

People also do not look at their' work' and so wipe their arse, flush the toilet and then walk away. Leaving the next user in for a shock.

Childish put not fatal.

The other day one of my lieutenants was giving a presentation to some visiting Colonels on her laptop. After it was done, she had left the room for a little bit and left her laptop logged on to her user account. I did a quick search on google images for a blue screen of death, found a good one, then set it as her desktop. I hid the backround icons, hid the start bar, and disabled her touchpad then logged off. When she came back, she logged on to her account and saw the screen, tried to hit some keys, then got real frustrated. She restarted her computer several times but to no avail. Me and a few others knew about it and were laughing our asses off in the other room. Later on after she had finally figured out what was going on, she came over to where I was working to give me my props

One my dad does a lot is leave notes to people, telling them to dial this number, and ask for Mr. C. Lyon, or C. Gulle. It is the number of London Zoo.

I ran a wire from a guys rotor to the seat of his car. I spread the strands of the wire out just poking through his seatcover. When he turned over the engine his hand holding the key completed the circuit to ground and when the engine was craked over he almost went through the roof.

It was more a revenge thing than a practical joke but it sure was funny from where I was standing.

This takes patience and a good look out, but pierce the top of someone's opened soda just below the opening. I've only seen it once, but it was hilarious.

I'm a mechanic and we've had some pretty lengthy prank wars. Opened someone's tool box and zip tied all their tools in tight bundles, including the cutting pliers. Empty the box and replace the tools with similar weight. And best of all, cut the threads off of a grease fitting and glue it to the top of their tool cabinet. Proceed to dribble grease on the fitting and the edges of the drawers. OR you could actually install it. :D I have plenty more I'll save for later.

holy maria...some damn funny stuff you people've done...I feel boring

--hobo

needed: one or more very large containers white glue
one assholes's tool-box
a small cordless drill with a sharp twist bit
acouple of minutes on a Friday after work

details: drill hole in box, in back if possible
open glue and insert end in box
squeeze all glue into box
watch asshole open it up on monday

I suddenly got called to go on a business trip that would take me to driving distance of my mothers. I didn't tell her I was coming. I just drove down after the meeting and while standing on her front porch I called her on my cell and told her there was a suspicious person on her porch and she had better check it out. Not even questioning how I knew there was someone on her porch when I was suppose to be 900 miles away, she told me OK, "but stay on the line in case there is trouble". Then she came down and opened the door to find me on her porch.
That was a good practical joke.

grat jokes guys