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Jesus Pimp 04-30-2003 03:06 AM

Do you still think farting is funny?
 
I do especially when the least likely of people of rip a loud juicy one or if I rip one myself in a public place. Other than that, farting doesn't really phase me anymore. What about you?

Shadowman 04-30-2003 03:52 AM

Farting is only funny when someone whom you wouldn't think would do it, does it. Or when im tickling my brother and he lets fluffy out of the cage. But usually no, because I work with tradesmen, and they just let rip whenever necessary, even in front of customers!

mrsandman 04-30-2003 04:13 AM

They are timelessly funny to young old alike and one of the last bastions of comedy. Fart sound affects are still the mainstay of many radio comedians. One of my favorite routines on the Howard Stern show was when each cast member left the room and (somehow) farted, and it was recorded. Later they tried to guess not only who farted, but what they had to eat. Hilarious. Besides, they're like snowflakes each one is unique. In addition, I must admit, that I have a fairly sizable collection of my OWN farts on file on my computer, compliments of my trusty "fartcorder".So...HELL YEAH, I still think farts are funny!
(Feeling like I know a little too much about this topic).

ninety09 04-30-2003 04:14 AM

I don't see what's so funny about it..

mrsandman 04-30-2003 04:33 AM

As an addendum...it is pretty much a man thing, most women fail to see the humor...and of course THEY don't fart.

Grondar 04-30-2003 07:01 AM

Nah, I am starting to think about the fact that I am inhaling fumes that just expelled from someone else's ass.

It really is quite disgusting.

blkdmnd 04-30-2003 07:10 AM

mrsandman, now there's a guy who knows his gas!

Flatulance is quite amusing. Of course, I have an 8 and a 5 yo so it's a laugh a minute around our house. You know, pull my finger and all that.

But when you look at it like Grondar, 'someone else's ass fumes', hey wait a minute, that's pretty funny too!

yabobo 04-30-2003 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrsandman
As an addendum...it is pretty much a man thing, most women fail to see the humor...and of course THEY don't fart.
No, women just toot :p A toot is twice as deadly as a ripper:p

:cool:

Mondak 04-30-2003 08:00 AM

yep - so does my wife. She just doesn't know it is funny.......

fuelmyfire 04-30-2003 08:12 AM

i can't stand all things to do with this topic.

platypus 04-30-2003 08:55 AM

Dogs farting. Now that's funny.

The look on my pup's face, as she jumps up and stares at the floor where her butt was, is priceless.

Farts are generally funny in our house. At home growing up, they were seldom heard. But my wife comes from a long line of humorous, down to earth, Ockers. She throughly enjoys them.

bender 04-30-2003 09:07 AM

I think that I've out growen the humor of the fart.

Spanky Johnson 04-30-2003 09:13 AM

No, and as far as I can recall I've never thought it was funny.

RAMONES!!! 04-30-2003 10:21 AM

when just sitting around its not funny, its only funny when you are at a very public place, and no one is expecting it, then its funny

platypus 04-30-2003 10:24 AM

Can't beat a boring sermon at church for the humor potential of a fart. Plus, you get the double whammie of the 'sitting in your own pew' joke.

WhoaitsZ 04-30-2003 10:24 AM

this is one thing most males find hilarious that I always found to be _stupid_. not funny..... ever. it's dumb.

phoenix1002 04-30-2003 10:41 AM

Sometimes it can be funny, like if it's someone who you wouldn't expect it from, or if it's in a funny situation. One of my friends let one rip in the dining hall the other day, and it vibrated the bench we were sitting on. That cracked us all up, because she's a pretty small person.

It's not funny if you're sitting in a crowded car (8 people in a 5 person car) and the person sitting on you lap lets one rip. That's NOT funny...

b1m2x3 04-30-2003 10:49 AM

i think it is funny when it is absolutly silent and someone rips a good one.

davidc209 04-30-2003 10:56 AM

It's funny.. until you think about it and realize you're sniffing micro-particles coming from someone's shit-hole.

frenik 04-30-2003 11:16 AM

I don't often laugh at fart jokes on TV or movies, but it can be very funny in certain situations.

When I was about 13, my brother and I would go to the library (where it's super quiet all day) to get books. We used to hang out at the library and just read for a few hours some days. He would motion to me that he had one building up, and we would seperate by a few aisles. I'd listen carefully for it, and watch everyone's faces around me and try not to laugh my ass off. Then when he came back to meet me, we'd swap stories and laugh some more.

World's King 04-30-2003 11:35 AM

Farting is very funny.

sixate 04-30-2003 12:05 PM

Do I think that farts are funny......

http://www.boomspeed.com/sixate/fart.gif http://www.boomspeed.com/sixate/rofl.gif

Did that answer your question?

BulletBob 04-30-2003 01:35 PM

Farting will always be funny. It's timeless, like apple pie and Dick Clark.

kipperoo3 04-30-2003 01:41 PM

I think farting is great. It's been funny for thousands of years, there are references to in all sorts of early literature. I am a proud farter.

John_Gault 04-30-2003 01:47 PM

Fart = funny.

louiedog 04-30-2003 03:41 PM

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Radio Monk33 04-30-2003 03:45 PM

I think it depends, but yeah mostly funny. Especially when its embarrassing. :)

apetaster 04-30-2003 03:45 PM

Me dropping a ripping deuce - funny. My wife doing it, hilarious. We crack each other up with beefs.

BigJayz 04-30-2003 04:04 PM

I think that the fart itself as much as the word "fart" is hillarious. I don't like it so much though if its an incredibly stinky one that I can't get away from!

louiedog 04-30-2003 04:06 PM

doorknob!

l_o_c 04-30-2003 04:20 PM

In film, no. Real life, yes, sometimes.

Then there are the more complex situations of some rippers. There are certain people you've firmly established you can fart in front of. These people, PEOPLE A, if you will, have grown accustomed to the sounds and smell associated with your farts. The complexities arise when a People A lets out a juicy one, and you want to comment, but you will break the silent bond that you've established, and therefor put every crack pop and hiss out of your rectum up for scrutiny. The only way out is for the other person to crack a joke.

So...um....yes?

zf0enix 04-30-2003 04:26 PM

It all depends on the situation. When my 3 y/o rips 'em uncontroliby while running or being tickled, it's funny. But when the guy sitting in the booth behind me while I'm eating, it's not so funny.

w3r7y 04-30-2003 05:17 PM

yyyeeaah farting is funny. Especially during a test and everyone's quiet and out rips one. hauhuhuh

orbital 04-30-2003 05:51 PM

I have never found farting funny. Someone explain the humour?

The_Dude 04-30-2003 05:53 PM

i think it's sick

George W Bush 04-30-2003 05:58 PM

Only when I the one doing it

forseti-6 04-30-2003 06:00 PM

I've said it once and I'll say it again, there is nothing funnier than a well placed fart.

PataQ 04-30-2003 06:06 PM

It can be midly amusing in some situations, and immensly amusing in others, but normally, it just smells.

greytone 04-30-2003 06:09 PM

There are two theories of humor to which I subscribe. Robert A Heinlein wrote about humor in "Stranger in a Strange Land." He proposed that all humor was based on someone's pain. I think this applies to all but the lowly pun, which is amusing, not funny. Isaac Asimov wrote a whole book about humor and he stated that it is the surprise of the punchline that defines the joke as funny. The punchline has to contain the unexpected.

When you are a young child, any fart is "funny" in that it seems to entertain you because it is "forbidden."

Now picture yourself in church as an adult. The minister is giving a sermon on respecting your spouse. He makes a poignant comment about how one should never do anything to embarass his or her spouse in public. As he finishes his sentence, his wife in the front pew, who is getting over a mild GI illness, fails to hold in a tremedous fart that reverbates off the wooden seat. Now that is funny, because you are not expecting it and the preacher and his wife are both mortified.

gibber71 04-30-2003 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BulletBob
Farting will always be funny. It's timeless, like apple pie and Dick Clark.
Farting as timeless as apple pie and Dick Clark.Now that's fucking hilarious.

SaltPork 04-30-2003 07:54 PM

If you're a man farts always = funny, plain and simple.

darksparkles 04-30-2003 09:39 PM

fuck yes.

BoCo 04-30-2003 10:15 PM

Farting is the funniest thing a person can do with their body, and will remain that way for the rest of human exsistance.

myMHz 04-30-2003 11:44 PM

I think it's funny when one of my kids do it. They don't care where or when they just let it fly and then tell you that they did.

sub zero 05-01-2003 01:17 AM

not at all. I no longer find humor in farting whatsoever; doesn't even matter if it's from someone who doesn't publicly do it that often. Whenever someone farts around me I don't really think anything of it. Even if it's a huge mammoth fart I still think nothing of it. Just passing wind.

Lovely 05-01-2003 03:35 AM

I am not at all amused by farting. Next time one of my co-passengers fart in the car, it'll will be their last fart into this world.

louiedog 05-01-2003 06:43 AM

*sigh* no one liked my link... i thought it was funny

gibber71 05-01-2003 09:56 AM

It's always funny until someone get's hurt

snowace56 05-01-2003 10:20 AM

my friend has some mental problem and he loves to sniff his own farts. its funny as hell to watch but its the grossest thing you will ever smell. its burned my nose before.

Minx 05-01-2003 02:45 PM

If any of you had to work with the men I do, then you would say NO NO NO NO NO it's not funny! These guys could kill an elephant with the fumes some days!!!!

sngx1275 05-01-2003 06:42 PM

Ah, all you people that dont' find it funny need to lighten up. Its halarious.

charlesesl 05-05-2003 11:13 PM

it is a natural function of the body
unless u can get a ultra-violet light bulb into ur ass to kill off all the ecolis, u cant stop farting

Troublebot 05-06-2003 06:03 AM

I get kinda gassy when I'm nervous. Having to fart when on a date or while presenting at work is not funny.

Mom farting after Thanksgiving dinner and then sheepishly saying, "That wasn't me," is VERY funny.

krwlz 05-06-2003 05:00 PM

not really, lost its appeal round 12, unless the farter makes a funny comment bout it, then its still good

SupahFreak 05-06-2003 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrsandman
As an addendum...it is pretty much a man thing, most women fail to see the humor...and of course THEY don't fart.
I have to disagree with that statement!! :p

I am a women, and I find farting, as well as burping to be hilarious... and who lied to you? Women don't fart, they poot. :D

Empty_One 05-06-2003 05:29 PM

personally, I love fart jokes. There have been many movies where that was the only reason to watch the fucking thing.

They aren't funny if it's expected, or the people don't make a huge deal out of it, but when they come at a really bad time for the person, it's truely funny

jets 05-06-2003 09:49 PM

I think it's still funny at the right moment.

Cynthetiq 05-07-2004 12:37 PM

each year I think that the sophmoric humor of farting will go away... and to some degree it has.

but catch someone at the right moment and it's the most hysterical thing.

cartmen34 05-07-2004 12:41 PM

farting is not funny.

It is humor for the simple minded.

Captain Canada 05-07-2004 12:45 PM

Ehhh....it's not as funny as it was when I was a little kid.

Polyphobic 05-07-2004 12:50 PM

Only when my cat does it next to your father in-law and he gets blamed for it by my mother in-law. LOL

WarWagon 05-07-2004 01:08 PM

Farting is fucking hilarious. If you're one of the naysayers, then as far as I'm concerned, you suck at life.

TopRamen66 05-07-2004 02:47 PM

I never did think it was too funny.

sailor 05-07-2004 03:02 PM

If its in the right place or time, hell yeah its funny. Its even funnier if everyone has been drinking. The more heavily, the better.

H12 05-07-2004 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrsandman
They are timelessly funny to young old alike and one of the last bastions of comedy. Fart sound affects are still the mainstay of many radio comedians.

...

Hilarious. Besides, they're like snowflakes each one is unique.

Exactly. There are very few things that can beat farts.

crow_daw 05-07-2004 07:06 PM

I shall answer your question with a quote from a pretty well-known redneck comedian named Larry the Cable Guy:

"Farts is funny alright? If you can't enjoy a fart, then you can just go home and put a bullet in your head right now, cause you've missed out on a lot of life."

I know that sounds harsh when read, but when you actually hear him say it, its fucking hilarious, I promise you.

glasscutter43 05-07-2004 07:16 PM

Bic lighter + fart = blue angels

Funniest thing you can do with a fart is light it on fire.

WARNING Leave your pants on.

Fenton-J-Cool 05-09-2004 07:30 PM

I always find it funny, no matter what the situation. Especially if it was really quiet preceding the event, or if it was in a public place. Then you can bet I'll laugh.

Speed_Gibson 05-09-2004 07:47 PM

do not believe that I ever thought of them as 'funny' or 'humorous' in any respect. Been a loooong time if that was ever the case.

VTBrian 05-09-2004 10:05 PM

It is esspecialy funny when a female friend of yours farts and there is no one else around so she has to fess up to it.

konichwa 05-10-2004 04:58 AM

the context of the fart is very particular for my fancys

sometimes it can be funny..tho when people like to sneak them in at inopportune moments

it can be devastating

however, it is kind of light humour..and i believe as eddie murphy put it a long time ago...
we deep down are grading the farts of each others gasses :)

Destrox 05-10-2004 05:28 AM

As long as you have a good sense of humor, a fart is funny. :)

I'd be willing to bet some of ya's that dont feel they are funny just havnt experienced good fart humor. That or your are to damn serious for your own good.

la petite moi 05-10-2004 05:43 AM

Yes, when Nwlinkvxd lets a loud one rip and gives an innocent face. :lol:

Blackthorn 05-10-2004 07:21 AM

Farts are definitely funny! Small ones, big ones, loud wet ones and even those little queeefers that women try to hide. :D

How about pussy farts.....now that's gawd damn funny! :lol:

la petite moi 05-10-2004 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kjroh
Farts are definitely funny! Small ones, big ones, loud wet ones and even those little queeefers that women try to hide. :D

How about pussy farts.....now that's gawd damn funny! :lol:

Oh man, I hate those...sooooooooooo embarassing. :(

Cynthetiq 05-10-2004 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by la petite moi
Oh man, I hate those...sooooooooooo embarassing. :(
you kidding? that's a good sign of a good shagging. :) if you really have issue with it.. have sex in the pool :)

flamingdog 05-10-2004 09:53 AM

I must say, I expected more TFP boffins to be in here chin-stroking and frowning on us lowbrow farters. I always find trumping funny. It's a comical noise.

Back in February, I was at college, studying journalism. We went to crown court to have a go at court reporting, and we were all sitting in the public gallery straining to hear what was going on and trying to wrap our inexpert shorthand around what was being said. This guy in the public gallery sat next to me was the next defendant up, and stank of booze. All of a sudden he lifts up a leg and 'quack!'

God, I was trying so hard not to laugh... He was up on an assault charge - given that I looked for all the world like a reporter anyway.

Mind you, I don't find it funny on TV or in films, unless the show is exceptionally funny anyway and the fart joke is just window dressing.

rockzilla 05-10-2004 10:03 AM

So I'm at the gym with my workout partner, I was doing some barbell squats. I'm nearing the end of my last set and I'm really pushing hard to lift that weight up. Halfway through the last rep I was able to do, I let out a rather long and audible squeaker. I was able to lift the weight, but had to cut the rest of my set short since we were laughing too much.
I wonder if that's ever happened in an olympic weightlifting competition. That would be the greatest olympic moment ever.

Luki 05-10-2004 10:38 AM

Last semester my History Teacher seemed stuck to his woopy-cushion, I know it's not the same. But still he's in his early 30s and has a genuine love for his woopy-cushion. I was only at that school for one semester but I've been told it gets worse each year. They say as he gets older he acts younger. Strange I think. *shrug* I dunno, it's funny to watch him goof off with the woopy cushion but I don't think I would have been quite as entertained if it were anyone else or if they were really ripping some.

totalfarker 05-10-2004 11:32 AM

Farting is UNIVERSALLY humorous!!!

Fearless_Hyena 05-10-2004 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by glasscutter43
Bic lighter + fart = blue angels

Funniest thing you can do with a fart is light it on fire.

WARNING Leave your pants on.

That multiplies the comedy by at least 3!
Strictly a class move!!
And so is the Dutch Oven.....

eyeswimslow 05-10-2004 08:39 PM

During an AP test, somebody dropped ass. I don't care who you are, THAT'S FUNNY!

VTBrian 05-10-2004 11:08 PM

lol it sure would make those damn ap tests more entertaining.

Gjefflin 05-11-2004 12:57 PM

Hell yah it's funny!! I just ripped one in front of my business partner right as he was bending down to pick something up. He got the full whiff of it. It was great. :)

stevie667 05-11-2004 12:59 PM

of course it is, you just have to be intoxicated first...

Cynthetiq 05-11-2004 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gjefflin
Hell yah it's funny!! I just ripped one in front of my business partner right as he was bending down to pick something up. He got the full whiff of it. It was great. :)
I hope his mouth was open. Its just like the Eddie Murphy album.... :) "the fart game.. you got me.. yeah my mouth was open too!"

iamweasel 05-11-2004 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rockzilla
So I'm at the gym with my workout partner, I was doing some barbell squats. I'm nearing the end of my last set and I'm really pushing hard to lift that weight up. Halfway through the last rep I was able to do, I let out a rather long and audible squeaker. I was able to lift the weight, but had to cut the rest of my set short since we were laughing too much.
I wonder if that's ever happened in an olympic weightlifting competition. That would be the greatest olympic moment ever.

OMG I was crying to that as it happens too me and my weight taining partner especially doing crunches on the mat.

The other favourite is when the other person is doign a flat bench press on a suitably heavy weight and you are spotting them is to turn arround and parp a few inches from thier face. You have to quickly turn to catch the barbell as they crease up laughing though.

I like the terms for different farts like

Crop dusting = walking round the office letting out out slowly for maximum effect and zero blame.

Smuggling a duck = Where you fart when walking and you let out small quacks with each stride like you are smuggling amalard up your arse!!

god I love farts!! :)

This threads made my day

Fremen 05-11-2004 04:16 PM

Do you think it would be against the law to name your kid "Fart Blossom Montgomery"?


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