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Do you still think farting is funny?
I do especially when the least likely of people of rip a loud juicy one or if I rip one myself in a public place. Other than that, farting doesn't really phase me anymore. What about you?
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Farting is only funny when someone whom you wouldn't think would do it, does it. Or when im tickling my brother and he lets fluffy out of the cage. But usually no, because I work with tradesmen, and they just let rip whenever necessary, even in front of customers!
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They are timelessly funny to young old alike and one of the last bastions of comedy. Fart sound affects are still the mainstay of many radio comedians. One of my favorite routines on the Howard Stern show was when each cast member left the room and (somehow) farted, and it was recorded. Later they tried to guess not only who farted, but what they had to eat. Hilarious. Besides, they're like snowflakes each one is unique. In addition, I must admit, that I have a fairly sizable collection of my OWN farts on file on my computer, compliments of my trusty "fartcorder".So...HELL YEAH, I still think farts are funny!
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I don't see what's so funny about it..
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As an addendum...it is pretty much a man thing, most women fail to see the humor...and of course THEY don't fart.
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Nah, I am starting to think about the fact that I am inhaling fumes that just expelled from someone else's ass.
It really is quite disgusting. |
mrsandman, now there's a guy who knows his gas!
Flatulance is quite amusing. Of course, I have an 8 and a 5 yo so it's a laugh a minute around our house. You know, pull my finger and all that. But when you look at it like Grondar, 'someone else's ass fumes', hey wait a minute, that's pretty funny too! |
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yep - so does my wife. She just doesn't know it is funny.......
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i can't stand all things to do with this topic.
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Dogs farting. Now that's funny.
The look on my pup's face, as she jumps up and stares at the floor where her butt was, is priceless. Farts are generally funny in our house. At home growing up, they were seldom heard. But my wife comes from a long line of humorous, down to earth, Ockers. She throughly enjoys them. |
I think that I've out growen the humor of the fart.
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No, and as far as I can recall I've never thought it was funny.
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when just sitting around its not funny, its only funny when you are at a very public place, and no one is expecting it, then its funny
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Can't beat a boring sermon at church for the humor potential of a fart. Plus, you get the double whammie of the 'sitting in your own pew' joke.
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this is one thing most males find hilarious that I always found to be _stupid_. not funny..... ever. it's dumb.
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Sometimes it can be funny, like if it's someone who you wouldn't expect it from, or if it's in a funny situation. One of my friends let one rip in the dining hall the other day, and it vibrated the bench we were sitting on. That cracked us all up, because she's a pretty small person.
It's not funny if you're sitting in a crowded car (8 people in a 5 person car) and the person sitting on you lap lets one rip. That's NOT funny... |
i think it is funny when it is absolutly silent and someone rips a good one.
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It's funny.. until you think about it and realize you're sniffing micro-particles coming from someone's shit-hole.
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I don't often laugh at fart jokes on TV or movies, but it can be very funny in certain situations.
When I was about 13, my brother and I would go to the library (where it's super quiet all day) to get books. We used to hang out at the library and just read for a few hours some days. He would motion to me that he had one building up, and we would seperate by a few aisles. I'd listen carefully for it, and watch everyone's faces around me and try not to laugh my ass off. Then when he came back to meet me, we'd swap stories and laugh some more. |
Farting is very funny.
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Do I think that farts are funny......
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Farting will always be funny. It's timeless, like apple pie and Dick Clark.
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I think farting is great. It's been funny for thousands of years, there are references to in all sorts of early literature. I am a proud farter.
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Fart = funny.
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I think it depends, but yeah mostly funny. Especially when its embarrassing. :)
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Me dropping a ripping deuce - funny. My wife doing it, hilarious. We crack each other up with beefs.
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I think that the fart itself as much as the word "fart" is hillarious. I don't like it so much though if its an incredibly stinky one that I can't get away from!
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doorknob!
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In film, no. Real life, yes, sometimes.
Then there are the more complex situations of some rippers. There are certain people you've firmly established you can fart in front of. These people, PEOPLE A, if you will, have grown accustomed to the sounds and smell associated with your farts. The complexities arise when a People A lets out a juicy one, and you want to comment, but you will break the silent bond that you've established, and therefor put every crack pop and hiss out of your rectum up for scrutiny. The only way out is for the other person to crack a joke. So...um....yes? |
It all depends on the situation. When my 3 y/o rips 'em uncontroliby while running or being tickled, it's funny. But when the guy sitting in the booth behind me while I'm eating, it's not so funny.
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yyyeeaah farting is funny. Especially during a test and everyone's quiet and out rips one. hauhuhuh
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I have never found farting funny. Someone explain the humour?
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i think it's sick
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Only when I the one doing it
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I've said it once and I'll say it again, there is nothing funnier than a well placed fart.
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It can be midly amusing in some situations, and immensly amusing in others, but normally, it just smells.
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There are two theories of humor to which I subscribe. Robert A Heinlein wrote about humor in "Stranger in a Strange Land." He proposed that all humor was based on someone's pain. I think this applies to all but the lowly pun, which is amusing, not funny. Isaac Asimov wrote a whole book about humor and he stated that it is the surprise of the punchline that defines the joke as funny. The punchline has to contain the unexpected.
When you are a young child, any fart is "funny" in that it seems to entertain you because it is "forbidden." Now picture yourself in church as an adult. The minister is giving a sermon on respecting your spouse. He makes a poignant comment about how one should never do anything to embarass his or her spouse in public. As he finishes his sentence, his wife in the front pew, who is getting over a mild GI illness, fails to hold in a tremedous fart that reverbates off the wooden seat. Now that is funny, because you are not expecting it and the preacher and his wife are both mortified. |
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If you're a man farts always = funny, plain and simple.
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fuck yes.
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Farting is the funniest thing a person can do with their body, and will remain that way for the rest of human exsistance.
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I think it's funny when one of my kids do it. They don't care where or when they just let it fly and then tell you that they did.
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not at all. I no longer find humor in farting whatsoever; doesn't even matter if it's from someone who doesn't publicly do it that often. Whenever someone farts around me I don't really think anything of it. Even if it's a huge mammoth fart I still think nothing of it. Just passing wind.
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I am not at all amused by farting. Next time one of my co-passengers fart in the car, it'll will be their last fart into this world.
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*sigh* no one liked my link... i thought it was funny
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It's always funny until someone get's hurt
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my friend has some mental problem and he loves to sniff his own farts. its funny as hell to watch but its the grossest thing you will ever smell. its burned my nose before.
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If any of you had to work with the men I do, then you would say NO NO NO NO NO it's not funny! These guys could kill an elephant with the fumes some days!!!!
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Ah, all you people that dont' find it funny need to lighten up. Its halarious.
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it is a natural function of the body
unless u can get a ultra-violet light bulb into ur ass to kill off all the ecolis, u cant stop farting |
I get kinda gassy when I'm nervous. Having to fart when on a date or while presenting at work is not funny.
Mom farting after Thanksgiving dinner and then sheepishly saying, "That wasn't me," is VERY funny. |
not really, lost its appeal round 12, unless the farter makes a funny comment bout it, then its still good
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I am a women, and I find farting, as well as burping to be hilarious... and who lied to you? Women don't fart, they poot. :D |
personally, I love fart jokes. There have been many movies where that was the only reason to watch the fucking thing.
They aren't funny if it's expected, or the people don't make a huge deal out of it, but when they come at a really bad time for the person, it's truely funny |
I think it's still funny at the right moment.
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each year I think that the sophmoric humor of farting will go away... and to some degree it has.
but catch someone at the right moment and it's the most hysterical thing. |
farting is not funny.
It is humor for the simple minded. |
Ehhh....it's not as funny as it was when I was a little kid.
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Only when my cat does it next to your father in-law and he gets blamed for it by my mother in-law. LOL
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Farting is fucking hilarious. If you're one of the naysayers, then as far as I'm concerned, you suck at life.
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I never did think it was too funny.
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If its in the right place or time, hell yeah its funny. Its even funnier if everyone has been drinking. The more heavily, the better.
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I shall answer your question with a quote from a pretty well-known redneck comedian named Larry the Cable Guy:
"Farts is funny alright? If you can't enjoy a fart, then you can just go home and put a bullet in your head right now, cause you've missed out on a lot of life." I know that sounds harsh when read, but when you actually hear him say it, its fucking hilarious, I promise you. |
Bic lighter + fart = blue angels
Funniest thing you can do with a fart is light it on fire. WARNING Leave your pants on. |
I always find it funny, no matter what the situation. Especially if it was really quiet preceding the event, or if it was in a public place. Then you can bet I'll laugh.
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do not believe that I ever thought of them as 'funny' or 'humorous' in any respect. Been a loooong time if that was ever the case.
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It is esspecialy funny when a female friend of yours farts and there is no one else around so she has to fess up to it.
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the context of the fart is very particular for my fancys
sometimes it can be funny..tho when people like to sneak them in at inopportune moments it can be devastating however, it is kind of light humour..and i believe as eddie murphy put it a long time ago... we deep down are grading the farts of each others gasses :) |
As long as you have a good sense of humor, a fart is funny. :)
I'd be willing to bet some of ya's that dont feel they are funny just havnt experienced good fart humor. That or your are to damn serious for your own good. |
Yes, when Nwlinkvxd lets a loud one rip and gives an innocent face. :lol:
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Farts are definitely funny! Small ones, big ones, loud wet ones and even those little queeefers that women try to hide. :D
How about pussy farts.....now that's gawd damn funny! :lol: |
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I must say, I expected more TFP boffins to be in here chin-stroking and frowning on us lowbrow farters. I always find trumping funny. It's a comical noise.
Back in February, I was at college, studying journalism. We went to crown court to have a go at court reporting, and we were all sitting in the public gallery straining to hear what was going on and trying to wrap our inexpert shorthand around what was being said. This guy in the public gallery sat next to me was the next defendant up, and stank of booze. All of a sudden he lifts up a leg and 'quack!' God, I was trying so hard not to laugh... He was up on an assault charge - given that I looked for all the world like a reporter anyway. Mind you, I don't find it funny on TV or in films, unless the show is exceptionally funny anyway and the fart joke is just window dressing. |
So I'm at the gym with my workout partner, I was doing some barbell squats. I'm nearing the end of my last set and I'm really pushing hard to lift that weight up. Halfway through the last rep I was able to do, I let out a rather long and audible squeaker. I was able to lift the weight, but had to cut the rest of my set short since we were laughing too much.
I wonder if that's ever happened in an olympic weightlifting competition. That would be the greatest olympic moment ever. |
Last semester my History Teacher seemed stuck to his woopy-cushion, I know it's not the same. But still he's in his early 30s and has a genuine love for his woopy-cushion. I was only at that school for one semester but I've been told it gets worse each year. They say as he gets older he acts younger. Strange I think. *shrug* I dunno, it's funny to watch him goof off with the woopy cushion but I don't think I would have been quite as entertained if it were anyone else or if they were really ripping some.
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Farting is UNIVERSALLY humorous!!!
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Strictly a class move!! And so is the Dutch Oven..... |
During an AP test, somebody dropped ass. I don't care who you are, THAT'S FUNNY!
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lol it sure would make those damn ap tests more entertaining.
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Hell yah it's funny!! I just ripped one in front of my business partner right as he was bending down to pick something up. He got the full whiff of it. It was great. :)
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of course it is, you just have to be intoxicated first...
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The other favourite is when the other person is doign a flat bench press on a suitably heavy weight and you are spotting them is to turn arround and parp a few inches from thier face. You have to quickly turn to catch the barbell as they crease up laughing though. I like the terms for different farts like Crop dusting = walking round the office letting out out slowly for maximum effect and zero blame. Smuggling a duck = Where you fart when walking and you let out small quacks with each stride like you are smuggling amalard up your arse!! god I love farts!! :) This threads made my day |
Do you think it would be against the law to name your kid "Fart Blossom Montgomery"?
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