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marcopolo 04-27-2003 08:54 AM

Jones-ing
 
It happens to all of us. A sudden, inexplicable desire for some place, some sensation, some...thing.

Me? I'm having a massive craving for a Guinness.

What are you jones-ing for at this very moment?

GuttersnipeXL 04-27-2003 08:58 AM

I'll have to say a shower...that or some short shorts viewing at a beach somewhere in Hawaii.

sixate 04-27-2003 09:01 AM

A trip to the gym and a chcicken salad.

Magpie0001 04-27-2003 09:06 AM

A Blow Job

rock_bottom 04-27-2003 09:11 AM

Pizza... mmmm... sometimes I think I'd be better off addicted to drugs than to junk food.

John Henry 04-27-2003 09:43 AM

A quiet, clean, painless death.

BBtB 04-27-2003 09:48 AM

Katie

Mad_Gecko 04-27-2003 10:02 AM

Beer...

But sworn off alcohol today so its frustrating.

greytone 04-27-2003 10:02 AM

Sleep.......with the pager turned off.

Angel 04-27-2003 10:05 AM

To feel better again :(

zipper 04-27-2003 10:08 AM

FOOD, wife is cooking, I smell bacon frying, and smell my beer chillin' in the fridge!

And I agree w/Magpie, a blowjob would be nice too!

Modo 04-27-2003 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magpie0001
A Blow Job
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<b><font color=FFFF00 size=+2 face="comic sans ms">What he said!</font></b><p><b><font face="comic sans ms">Modo</font></b>

Somenosuke 04-27-2003 10:13 AM

My man. And Freedom.

Craven Morehead 04-27-2003 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magpie0001
A Blow Job
Why, of course.

IC3 04-27-2003 11:21 AM

I want & need some sleep:(

riskybiz 04-27-2003 11:25 AM

I had a most spectacular blowjob a little earlier today (yeah, I'm entitled to brag a bit) thus I'm just jones-ing for a nap. Ahhh...

vermin 04-27-2003 11:35 AM

Fried chicken. The frozen kind you buy in a box and heat in the oven. Or a burrito supreme w/o tomatoes.

Gortexfogg 04-27-2003 11:47 AM

Kraft singles. That horrible cheese like flavor just hits the spot sometimes...

phredgreen 04-27-2003 12:03 PM

a big monster pizza covered in meat toppings and a mound of cheese.

and

a friggin bucketfull of this nifty vanilla-milk stuff my sweetheart likes to get.

as for the
Quote:

Blow Job
i'm already good today.... :D

MUSV 04-27-2003 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magpie0001
A Blow Job
Me too

Plummie 04-27-2003 12:10 PM

Jones-ing for a big fat blunt ;)

richeee 04-27-2003 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Somenosuke
My man. And Freedom.
What's up with the freedom comment?
Just concerned...

And Angel- I hope You feel better soon!

And Marco- I'll buy You a Guinness at the Inn!

World's King 04-27-2003 01:01 PM

An X-girlfriend of mine named Colby.

sapiens 04-27-2003 03:00 PM

Mmm... guiness. I haven't found any good guiness on tap anywhere near where I live.

chains 04-27-2003 03:15 PM

NY strip with a cold beer - damm sounds so good off I go to actually do it.

Ratman 04-27-2003 04:14 PM

Taco Bell. I know it sounds weird, but there isn't one on this side of the ocean unless you're on a military base.

greytone 04-27-2003 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by phredgreen

as for the

"A Blow Job"

i'm already good today.... :D [/B]

There is such a thing as enough?

The_Dude 04-27-2003 05:00 PM

coca cola

KillerYoda 04-27-2003 05:05 PM

I'm jonesing for a magical gnome that has all the answers to my tests tomorrow that I can hide in my backpack.

Also, a burger would be nice right now.

*Nikki* 04-27-2003 05:16 PM

This certain guy. I would love to have him to put his arms around me right about now.

*ok I am going to go cry now*

reconmike 04-27-2003 05:38 PM

jonesing for a full nights sleep, you see my daughter is now living with us and she just had my grandson on march 18th, and her husband is in Iraq doing our nations work, so as soon as he gets home I get some sleep.

louiedog 04-27-2003 06:04 PM

someone to write my 5 minute ASL expressive final exam for me so I don't have to

phoenix1002 04-27-2003 07:15 PM

I'm jones-ing for it to be April 10th, after I've aced all my finals and final projects. Right...

WhoaitsZ 04-27-2003 07:44 PM

hmmm. a hummer and a whiskey sour. vodka. 3 lemon slices, 2 cherries, 1 lime.

hmm

2 women.

snowy 04-27-2003 09:02 PM

Pizza, beer and the Canucks on TV!

Mr. Ash 04-27-2003 09:07 PM

Caffeine. My physical addiction to it is kicking in and I need to get rid of this headache somehow.

Kadath 04-27-2003 10:01 PM

Man, a blow job would be fine, but I'd honestly just rather have a job. Jay Oh Bee. Where's my 50 Gs a year and stock options? What happened? What can I do with my EE diploma aside from cover up a small space on my blank walls in the apartment I can only afford rent on for a few more months. This here is a bunch of horse shit.

krazykemist 04-27-2003 10:07 PM

For both of the papers I have to have finished before class in the morning to write themselves. A little sleep wouldn't hurt either.

bundy 04-28-2003 02:30 AM

i'm aching for some female attention.

forgotten_dream 04-28-2003 02:44 AM

Tacos. Mmm.... tacos....

MrFlux 04-28-2003 03:04 AM

i want the weekend.

alpha phi 04-28-2003 03:58 AM

reefer!!!!!!! I've been clean for almost 3 years, the craving is still as strong as the day after I quithttp://www.chatbites.com/iB_html/non...cons/devil.gif

GreenCloud 04-28-2003 04:24 AM

for the upcoming hassle of moving to already be over with

Daval 04-28-2003 04:48 AM

a cigar would be nice, but I can't.

platypus 04-28-2003 05:11 AM

It's supposed to be in the 70's here today. I crave the afternoon off from work, Guinness in one hand, cigar in the other, lying in a hammock in the backyard.

double 04-28-2003 06:15 AM

I wish someone special to me would hold me right now.. :rolleyes: *sigh* :)

spectre 04-28-2003 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
i'm aching for some female attention.
Same.

And football season to start. :D

Troublebot 04-28-2003 07:35 AM

A fresh pair of pants.

sigh.

BigJayz 04-28-2003 07:39 AM

My woman and a hot blueberry muff-in with lots of butter, a blanket and blazing fire in the fireplace!

warrrreagl 05-16-2003 09:58 PM

The perfect burrito.

Angel 05-16-2003 10:16 PM

A Hug...

Snoogans 05-17-2003 01:04 AM

I desperatly need to get tattooed, but that is two damn months away.....

TheIceMan 05-17-2003 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kadath
Man, a blow job would be fine, but I'd honestly just rather have a job. Jay Oh Bee. Where's my 50 Gs a year and stock options? What happened? What can I do with my EE diploma aside from cover up a small space on my blank walls in the apartment I can only afford rent on for a few more months. This here is a bunch of horse shit.
Kadath: Man, I know EXACTLY what you mean. I need a job too. I've been in school for so long that I figure they might as well bury me with all the student loans I have accumulated. =< But on a brighter note, I know that things will get better. It's kinda funny how life works. You borrow money to go to school, then you gotta find work to pay for school, even when you're out of school. Life is not without a sense of irony.

rogue49 05-17-2003 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angel
To feel better again :(
Ditto.
I'm doing what I need to do. unstoppable.

But I'm jones-ing for some inspiration.
That spark.

MikeyChalupa 05-18-2003 05:42 AM

Whopper, no tomato, heavy pickle, large fries, large Coke.

-Mikey

Realizm 05-18-2003 05:47 AM

Lots and lots of margaritas...

Minx 05-18-2003 12:17 PM

Sex would be nice, other than that I'll take a nice cool glass of Chablis, please.

Sun Tzu 05-18-2003 01:52 PM

Mo money

sbscout 05-18-2003 03:08 PM

just ordered a pizza... Jones is satisfied!


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