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Old 04-27-2003, 08:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
I am the anomaly.
 
Location: Motown
Jones-ing

It happens to all of us. A sudden, inexplicable desire for some place, some sensation, some...thing.

Me? I'm having a massive craving for a Guinness.

What are you jones-ing for at this very moment?
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Old 04-27-2003, 08:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I'll have to say a shower...that or some short shorts viewing at a beach somewhere in Hawaii.
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Old 04-27-2003, 09:01 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Location: Somewhere in Ohio
A trip to the gym and a chcicken salad.
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Old 04-27-2003, 09:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Location: Irish In Madrid
A Blow Job
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Old 04-27-2003, 09:11 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Location: Indiana
Pizza... mmmm... sometimes I think I'd be better off addicted to drugs than to junk food.
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Old 04-27-2003, 09:43 AM   #6 (permalink)
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A quiet, clean, painless death.
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Old 04-27-2003, 09:48 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Katie
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Old 04-27-2003, 10:02 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Location: City Gecko
Beer...

But sworn off alcohol today so its frustrating.
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Old 04-27-2003, 10:02 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Sleep.......with the pager turned off.
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Old 04-27-2003, 10:05 AM   #10 (permalink)
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To feel better again
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Old 04-27-2003, 10:08 AM   #11 (permalink)
Crazy
 
Location: Georgia, USA
FOOD, wife is cooking, I smell bacon frying, and smell my beer chillin' in the fridge!

And I agree w/Magpie, a blowjob would be nice too!
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Old 04-27-2003, 10:11 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Location: USA half way between East and West
Quote:
Originally posted by Magpie0001
A Blow Job
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<b><font color=FFFF00 size=+2 face="comic sans ms">What he said!</font></b><p><b><font face="comic sans ms">Modo</font></b>
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Old 04-27-2003, 10:13 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Location: The 7th Level..
My man. And Freedom.
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Old 04-27-2003, 10:19 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Quote:
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A Blow Job
Why, of course.
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Old 04-27-2003, 11:21 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Poison
 
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I want & need some sleep
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Old 04-27-2003, 11:25 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Location: The Granite State "Live Free or Die"
I had a most spectacular blowjob a little earlier today (yeah, I'm entitled to brag a bit) thus I'm just jones-ing for a nap. Ahhh...
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Old 04-27-2003, 11:35 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Fried chicken. The frozen kind you buy in a box and heat in the oven. Or a burrito supreme w/o tomatoes.
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Old 04-27-2003, 11:47 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Location: Stillwater, OK
Kraft singles. That horrible cheese like flavor just hits the spot sometimes...
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Old 04-27-2003, 12:03 PM   #19 (permalink)
who?
 
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Location: the phoenix metro
a big monster pizza covered in meat toppings and a mound of cheese.

and

a friggin bucketfull of this nifty vanilla-milk stuff my sweetheart likes to get.

as for the
Quote:
Blow Job
i'm already good today....
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Old 04-27-2003, 12:07 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Quote:
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A Blow Job
Me too
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Old 04-27-2003, 12:10 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Jones-ing for a big fat blunt
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Old 04-27-2003, 12:31 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Quote:
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My man. And Freedom.
What's up with the freedom comment?
Just concerned...

And Angel- I hope You feel better soon!

And Marco- I'll buy You a Guinness at the Inn!
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Old 04-27-2003, 01:01 PM   #23 (permalink)
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An X-girlfriend of mine named Colby.
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Old 04-27-2003, 03:00 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Location: Some place windy
Mmm... guiness. I haven't found any good guiness on tap anywhere near where I live.
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Old 04-27-2003, 03:15 PM   #25 (permalink)
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NY strip with a cold beer - damm sounds so good off I go to actually do it.
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Old 04-27-2003, 04:14 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Location: Somewhere... Across the sea...
Taco Bell. I know it sounds weird, but there isn't one on this side of the ocean unless you're on a military base.
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Old 04-27-2003, 04:45 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by phredgreen

as for the

"A Blow Job"

i'm already good today.... [/B]

There is such a thing as enough?
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Old 04-27-2003, 05:00 PM   #28 (permalink)
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coca cola
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Old 04-27-2003, 05:05 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Location: Sixth Floor, Texas School Book Depository
I'm jonesing for a magical gnome that has all the answers to my tests tomorrow that I can hide in my backpack.

Also, a burger would be nice right now.
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Old 04-27-2003, 05:16 PM   #30 (permalink)
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This certain guy. I would love to have him to put his arms around me right about now.

*ok I am going to go cry now*
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Old 04-27-2003, 05:38 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Location: Twilight Zone
jonesing for a full nights sleep, you see my daughter is now living with us and she just had my grandson on march 18th, and her husband is in Iraq doing our nations work, so as soon as he gets home I get some sleep.
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Old 04-27-2003, 06:04 PM   #32 (permalink)
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someone to write my 5 minute ASL expressive final exam for me so I don't have to
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Old 04-27-2003, 07:15 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I'm jones-ing for it to be April 10th, after I've aced all my finals and final projects. Right...
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Old 04-27-2003, 07:44 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Location: right behind you...
hmmm. a hummer and a whiskey sour. vodka. 3 lemon slices, 2 cherries, 1 lime.

hmm

2 women.
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Old 04-27-2003, 09:02 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Pizza, beer and the Canucks on TV!
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Old 04-27-2003, 09:07 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Location: Arlington, Tx
Caffeine. My physical addiction to it is kicking in and I need to get rid of this headache somehow.
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Old 04-27-2003, 10:01 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Location: Camazotz
Man, a blow job would be fine, but I'd honestly just rather have a job. Jay Oh Bee. Where's my 50 Gs a year and stock options? What happened? What can I do with my EE diploma aside from cover up a small space on my blank walls in the apartment I can only afford rent on for a few more months. This here is a bunch of horse shit.
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Old 04-27-2003, 10:07 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Location: New Orleans
For both of the papers I have to have finished before class in the morning to write themselves. A little sleep wouldn't hurt either.
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Old 04-28-2003, 02:30 AM   #39 (permalink)
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i'm aching for some female attention.
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Old 04-28-2003, 02:44 AM   #40 (permalink)
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Tacos. Mmm.... tacos....
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