Alcohol and Women...if you mix 'em, they can turn you into a dumbass. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Sticky · 05-01-2003, 09:35 AM

"When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun, but if you mix 'em, they can turn you into a dumbass."
 Red Forman, That 70's Show
Have you been a dumbass?

Cynthetiq · 05-01-2003, 09:43 AM

nope.. during my heavy drinking days... I was celibate... for that very reason.

troit · 05-01-2003, 10:21 AM

Been there...earned that card...unfortunately more than once. Live and learn. As long as I keep doing that, its all good.

sierra2774 · 05-01-2003, 10:47 AM

I wouldn't call myself a dumbass when I am drinking (which is not very often) but I am definately not at my best. My funniest maybe!

riptide4070 · 05-01-2003, 11:00 AM

It's in my nature to be a dumbass...I'm only human Although a little alcohol with women isn't that bad. And a little alchol with one woman can spice things up!

Mad_Gecko · 05-01-2003, 12:10 PM

Can't mix em they don't have big enough glasses in my local.

Seriously though, some of my worst nights have been when the X chrom. mixed with the 40% stuff...

Although on the minority side some of by best nights have been when the X chrom. mixed with the 40%, but its a very fine line between good time and shite time....

bender · 05-01-2003, 12:23 PM

Been there done that, and it was still better then going to a rodeo

etardedraverboy · 05-01-2003, 09:25 PM

ive noticed that if just gett alittle buzzed i walk out with phone numbnumbers but if i gett hammerd i dont gett any so i tested my theorey last weekend and got the #befor i got hammerd and i prooved my self right (lol)

MSD · 05-01-2003, 09:44 PM

I don't drink, and I don't seem to have much luck with the ladies. I'm still a dumbass.

Lebell · 05-01-2003, 10:20 PM

Not exactly.

When I was at parties as a younger guy and I got moderately wasted, I would get meloncholy, but I haven't done that for a long time.

Get wasted, that is

Stilts · 05-01-2003, 10:20 PM

I never have thought of alcohol as an excuse for doing stupid things with women while drunk. It's a bs excuse. I've made all my stupid female mistakes when very tired instead of drunk. If I'm up for a couple of days in a row with no sleep, then end up alone someplace with a cute (or not so cute) woman bad things can happen. I've learned as much as possible not to put myself in that possition. I don't know why, but I can control myself just fine when drunk, but when I'm tired my hormones get control of me.

Easytiger · 05-01-2003, 10:22 PM

I don't drink all that much anymore, and I'm pretty glad about it. Getting into (well, starting) a fight in a pub when I was hammered was my wake-up call. I still have a beer or two, but I sure as hell don't have twenty or thirty anymore.

JNshorty · 05-01-2003, 10:46 PM

I dont think I have trouble controling my self around wemon when I have had a bit of alchol... but that could be because I haven't had enough alchol ;-)

Frosstbyte · 05-02-2003, 12:37 AM

Let's leave it at: I live in a frat house. You can't think of something ridiculously stupid that involves alcohol and women that I haven't seen some of my friends do (with the notable exception of date rape, but I didn't think that's quite what the person who started the thread meant anyway).

Cuball · 05-02-2003, 12:41 AM

When i'm half drunk, Its like I can have more girls but in the end, bobby doesn't want to play when I had a few (alot)

p.s.: FrossByte, what's a frat house (Vash rules!)

ally · 05-02-2003, 01:39 PM

I drank to much one time and ended up in a five some with some freinds, including other women.... does that count?

degrawj · 05-02-2003, 02:04 PM

i think that if any guy says he has never been a dumbass, and has mixed women and alcohol, he's lying. have i been a dumbass? of course i have!!!

yournamehere · 05-02-2003, 08:52 PM

I don't even think you need to mix them. In my experience, either one could do the job on their own. Of course, combined, it's almost a given.

ronan · 05-03-2003, 06:12 AM

my birthday was two days ago... i just turned 18... went into town with two of my mates and got really really drunk... tried every drink, drunk LOTS of beer... it was OK till my mate got angry and violent... he actually slapped a security guard in the head... bad idea... fucked it all up... i'd have to say next time i go out i wont get nearly as pissed... hopefully i'll have more luck with the ladies too!

Cuball · 05-03-2003, 09:11 AM

he, ony of my friends also gets agressive when he drunk to much ... very annoying ... but you'll get used to it and find some ways to stop him *hint* girls *hint* :-)

05-01-2003, 09:43 AM	#2 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	nope.. during my heavy drinking days... I was celibate... for that very reason. __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

05-01-2003, 10:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Been there...earned that card...unfortunately more than once. Live and learn. As long as I keep doing that, its all good. __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

05-01-2003, 10:47 AM	#4 (permalink)
sierra2774 Addict Location: Northeast Ohio	I wouldn't call myself a dumbass when I am drinking (which is not very often) but I am definately not at my best. My funniest maybe! __________________ "Every tomorrow brings new opportunities, challenges we must address...A chance to affirm all our wishes and dreams, to seek beauty and true happiness."

05-01-2003, 11:00 AM	#5 (permalink)
riptide4070 Addict Location: Boone, NC	It's in my nature to be a dumbass...I'm only human Although a little alcohol with women isn't that bad. And a little alchol with one woman can spice things up! __________________ "the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'

05-01-2003, 12:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mad_Gecko Pro Libertate Location: City Gecko	Can't mix em they don't have big enough glasses in my local. Seriously though, some of my worst nights have been when the X chrom. mixed with the 40% stuff... Although on the minority side some of by best nights have been when the X chrom. mixed with the 40%, but its a very fine line between good time and shite time.... __________________ [color=bright blue]W[/color]e Stick To Glass "If three of us travel together, I shall find two teachers." Confucious

05-01-2003, 09:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
Sticky	Alcohol and Women...if you mix 'em, they can turn you into a dumbass. <b>"When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun, but if you mix 'em, they can turn you into a dumbass."</b> <br><i>Red Forman, That 70's Show</i> <p>Have you been a dumbass? __________________ Sticky The Stickman

05-01-2003, 12:23 PM	#7 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Been there done that, and it was still better then going to a rodeo

05-01-2003, 09:25 PM	#8 (permalink)
etardedraverboy Insane Location: portland the land of liquid sun shine	ive noticed that if just gett alittle buzzed i walk out with phone numbnumbers but if i gett hammerd i dont gett any so i tested my theorey last weekend and got the #befor i got hammerd and i prooved my self right (lol) __________________ vvvvvvvvrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooommmmmm

05-01-2003, 09:44 PM	#9 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	I don't drink, and I don't seem to have much luck with the ladies. I'm still a dumbass.

05-01-2003, 10:20 PM	#10 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	Not exactly. When I was at parties as a younger guy and I got moderately wasted, I would get meloncholy, but I haven't done that for a long time. Get wasted, that is __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!

05-01-2003, 10:20 PM	#11 (permalink)
Stilts Tilted	I never have thought of alcohol as an excuse for doing stupid things with women while drunk. It's a bs excuse. I've made all my stupid female mistakes when very tired instead of drunk. If I'm up for a couple of days in a row with no sleep, then end up alone someplace with a cute (or not so cute) woman bad things can happen. I've learned as much as possible not to put myself in that possition. I don't know why, but I can control myself just fine when drunk, but when I'm tired my hormones get control of me.

05-01-2003, 10:22 PM	#12 (permalink)
Easytiger Insane Location: Tigerland	I don't drink all that much anymore, and I'm pretty glad about it. Getting into (well, starting) a fight in a pub when I was hammered was my wake-up call. I still have a beer or two, but I sure as hell don't have twenty or thirty anymore.

05-01-2003, 10:46 PM	#13 (permalink)
JNshorty Upright Location: Half-Bakedfield, California	I dont think I have trouble controling my self around wemon when I have had a bit of alchol... but that could be because I haven't had enough alchol ;-) __________________ "Good Times, Good Times"

05-02-2003, 12:37 AM	#14 (permalink)
Frosstbyte Winter is Coming Location: The North	Let's leave it at: I live in a frat house. You can't think of something ridiculously stupid that involves alcohol and women that I haven't seen some of my friends do (with the notable exception of date rape, but I didn't think that's quite what the person who started the thread meant anyway).

05-02-2003, 12:41 AM	#15 (permalink)
Cuball Insane Location: Belgium	When i'm half drunk, Its like I can have more girls but in the end, bobby doesn't want to play when I had a few (alot) p.s.: FrossByte, what's a frat house (Vash rules!) __________________ Let's GO

05-02-2003, 01:39 PM	#16 (permalink)
ally Insane Location: Boone,NC	I drank to much one time and ended up in a five some with some freinds, including other women.... does that count?

05-02-2003, 02:04 PM	#17 (permalink)
degrawj I'm still waiting... Location: West Linn, OR	i think that if any guy says he has never been a dumbass, and has mixed women and alcohol, he's lying. have i been a dumbass? of course i have!!!

05-02-2003, 08:52 PM	#18 (permalink)
yournamehere Invisible Location: tentative, at best	I don't even think you need to mix them. In my experience, either one could do the job on their own. Of course, combined, it's almost a given. __________________ If you want to avoid 95% of internet spelling errors: "If your ridiculous pants are too loose, you're definitely going to lose them. Tell your two loser friends over there that they're going to lose theirs, too." It won't hurt your fashion sense, either.

05-03-2003, 06:12 AM	#19 (permalink)
ronan Crazy Location: Australia	my birthday was two days ago... i just turned 18... went into town with two of my mates and got really really drunk... tried every drink, drunk LOTS of beer... it was OK till my mate got angry and violent... he actually slapped a security guard in the head... bad idea... fucked it all up... i'd have to say next time i go out i wont get nearly as pissed... hopefully i'll have more luck with the ladies too! __________________ i am enlightened

05-03-2003, 09:11 AM	#20 (permalink)
Cuball Insane Location: Belgium	he, ony of my friends also gets agressive when he drunk to much ... very annoying ... but you'll get used to it and find some ways to stop him hint girls hint :-) __________________ Let's GO