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Hanxter · 09-18-2003, 06:52 AM

The Playboy website wants female members of Wal-Mart staff to pose nude.

The site says it's looking for the sexiest women at the world's biggest retailer.

While Playboy magazine have run Women of Enron and Women of Starbucks features in the past year, the Wal-Mart theme would be a first for Playboy.com.

"Wal-Mart employees have a reputation for being cheerful and now Playboy.com is giving them a chance to smile for the camera. Playboy.com wants Wal-Mart's sexiest assets to roll back their clothes and pose nude," said a spokesman.

However, a spokesman for Wal-Mart, which owns Asda in the UK, said they would rather not be featured.

Tom Williams declined to say whether the company would take any action against an employee who decided to take up Playboy's offer.

Recently Wal-Mart, in an effort to spread its wholesome image as a family store, said it would put covers on a few women's magazines that typically display racy pictures and story titles, says CNN Money.

It also banned three men's magazines, including FHM, Maxim, and Stuff, earlier this year because it said it had received complaints from customers about their content.

Four Fingers · 09-18-2003, 07:02 AM

I know this really hot Wal-Mart clerk I'd like to see naked.

laconic1 · 09-18-2003, 07:06 AM

I dunno, I've never seen a Wal-Mart employee that I want to see naked, and I've been in a lot of Wal-Marts.

Midnight_Son · 09-18-2003, 07:19 AM

Theres a couple of hotties at the one in my town....perhaps I should alert them of this!

iamjero · 09-18-2003, 07:24 AM

I dont think i have ever seen an attractive woman in wall mart.

a1t3r3g0 · 09-18-2003, 07:25 AM

Living in a small college town where Wal Mart is the biggest thing, there are many young, attractive girls that work there who I wouldn't mind seeing naked.

Bill O'Rights · 09-18-2003, 07:27 AM

I dunno...I mean, I guess...as long as they don't do "The <i>Customers</i> Of Wal-Mart". That would scare me.

Psivage · 09-18-2003, 07:32 AM

I would like Playboy to do Women of CNN. I would love to see Erica Hill naked. I would buy two magazine with her in it.

Gortexfogg · 09-18-2003, 07:39 AM

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Originally posted by Bill O'Rights
I dunno...I mean, I guess...as long as they don't do "The <i>Customers</i> Of Wal-Mart". That would scare me.

Oh yea, I definitley know what you mean...

I bet this Wal-Mart Playboy thing might work out and maybe even be worth looking at. But I have a feeling they might have to change the title to "former Wal-Mart employees", Wal-Mart being the family oriented store it is.

grayman · 09-18-2003, 07:39 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Hanxter
[B] However, a spokesman for Wal-Mart, Tom Williams declined to say whether the company would take any action against an employee who decided to take up Playboy's offer.

My ass! I guarantee that anyone who poses for this gets fired on the spot.

Cobalt_60 · 09-18-2003, 07:42 AM

Hmm, I've seen a few hotties at Wal Mart. Its usually an occasional cashier. Every once in awhile I'll see a nice looking stocker.

Sapper · 09-18-2003, 07:43 AM

I think it is a great idea !! =)

anleja · 09-18-2003, 07:53 AM

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Originally posted by Hanxter
My ass! I guarantee that anyone who poses for this gets fired on the spot.

I used to work at a portrait studio in a Wal-Mart, and even though I was not involved with the whole "Wal-Mart society" (the portrait studio company only leased space, so Wal-Mart wasn't my employer) I could imagine very well that person would get fired. That place treats employees poorly. But, I can imagine lots of people hate their jobs there, and may see getting fired for posing as going out with a bang.

I think I'd buy that issue, mainly for the controversy it is quaranteed to cause. Good idea Playboy!

Arc101 · 09-18-2003, 08:03 AM

Someone in Playboy marketing has actually come up with a good idea. Wal-Mart owns lots of stores called Asda in England and there are some bloody nice women working in my local store. I wonder if this is open to the women who work in England.

Thraeryn · 09-18-2003, 08:08 AM

Hm. I guess it's a good idea, but whenever I go to Wal-Mart, Jinya is easily the best-lookin' woman there. (Just ask all the guys that stare at her tits as we go by.)

MoNoXiDe_XXX · 09-18-2003, 09:04 AM

Theres a bunch of hot girls who work in the wal mart where im from , i lke the idea, It seems more like something Hustler would do tho.

Wile E · 09-18-2003, 09:05 AM

Yeah, customers and employees at Walmarts around here are definitely NOT playboy material. I think I'd rather see Yoko Ono do her cut for peace trick.

I still think its a great idea though. Basically giving Walmart a huge Fuck You for being so anally retentive. Way to go Hugh!

billege · 09-18-2003, 11:00 AM

If you needed proof that playboy is going downhill, this is it.

There's nothing like a fat, naked, one-toothed, smelly, pissy, chick to start the day off.

John Falcon · 09-18-2003, 11:03 AM

Why do Playboy spreads need a theme, anyway?

How about two spreads of "Hot naked girls" on either side of the Playmate of the Month spread?

440sixpack · 09-18-2003, 01:43 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by grayman
[B]

Quote:

Originally posted by Hanxter
However, a spokesman for Wal-Mart, Tom Williams declined to say whether the company would take any action against an employee who decided to take up Playboy's offer.

My ass! I guarantee that anyone who poses for this gets fired on the spot.

Yup, it's not exactly like we're talking about highly skilled, irreplaceable employees here.

mingusfingers · 09-18-2003, 02:15 PM

Ah....they're running out of ideas.

legolas · 09-18-2003, 02:18 PM

Um, the hottest girl in my school works at walmart. There are a lot of great asses there.

Cynthetiq · 09-18-2003, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by mingusfingers
Ah....they're running out of ideas.

are you kidding? there will always be a way of getting more nekkid chicks into the pages of playboy

viejo gringo · 09-18-2003, 02:44 PM

Man--there are a bunch of them that I would pay to put their cloths back on..

BlueBongo · 09-18-2003, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by viejo gringo
Man--there are a bunch of them that I would pay to put their cloths back on..

I'd have to agree with viejo on that one.... All of the walmart reps I've ever seen are scary.

Elitegibson · 09-18-2003, 03:31 PM

I'm an employee at a walmart, and there are definitely a few chicks that work there that I'd like to see naked.

ashlass · 09-18-2003, 03:44 PM

Just as long as they stay away from the greeters at the door...

Harshaw · 09-18-2003, 03:48 PM

Next from Playboy
"Naked Women of the DMV"

LutherMac · 09-18-2003, 04:11 PM

Now, I went into the Walmart near my new place one night... around 1 am or so. All I've got to say is daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. Defineately some hot overnight stockers working there!

canuckguy · 09-18-2003, 05:19 PM

that's crazy, would be nice to see, but i've never seen a walmart employee yet in my town that i would want too.

santafe5000 · 09-18-2003, 06:54 PM

I've been to Walmart store's all over the US and to a lot of the Distribution center's. Believe me, there are a lot of hot looking women working for them. Doubt you will ever see any current employee's in Playboy. Those that do show up will be former employee's looking for a much bigger payday than they got from Wallie World.

Fire · 09-18-2003, 07:24 PM

ok- I live in a town with two colleges and a university- our walmarts seem equaly stocked with hotties and five million year old women.

guthmund · 09-18-2003, 07:25 PM

Wouldn't it just be easier to get Wal-mart employees naked the old-fashioned way.....LOTS of alcohol????

I bet you can get more Wal-Mart gals naked with a bottle of Boone's....and it would still be cheaper than a subscription to Playboy.

onodrim · 09-18-2003, 08:28 PM

Well, all I have to say is that is better not be anyone from the Walmart by me. I would never wish it upon anyone to see those employees naked. *shudder*

GakFace · 09-19-2003, 02:33 AM

They should ask Target, I'd LOVE to see my old Boss naked. Hot Damn! She'd be Five stars on here if I had any pictures of her. Thats what made the 4 am shift so pleasant

Sledge · 09-19-2003, 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 440sixpack
Yup, it's not exactly like we're talking about highly skilled, irreplaceable employees here.

More like it's not exactly like we're talking about a well-paying job requiring skill and creative thinking.

Do you have any idea how much moolah you make posing for Playboy?

Me neither. But I bet it's a fuck of a lot more than you make at Wal-Mart.

440sixpack · 09-19-2003, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sledge
More like it's not exactly like we're talking about a well-paying job requiring skill and creative thinking.

Yeah, maybe I should have specified that a bit more. It wasn't meant as a slam at WalMart employees, just that it's not like the corporation wouldn't be able to easily replace anyone they let go.

anti fishstick · 09-19-2003, 10:39 AM

damn too bad i don't work at wal-mart. i love to push the status quo

brandon11983 · 09-19-2003, 01:29 PM

Sounds like a good idea to me. My ex g/f's cousin works at Wal Mart. I had the hots for her big time when I was dating her cousin.

anleja · 09-19-2003, 02:47 PM

Changing the subject, but keeping with the Wal-Mart theme...

http://www.thecomplaintstation.com/c...s.cgi?topic512

Interesting for people who don't like Wal-Mart all that much.

09-18-2003, 06:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hanxter The Griffin	Playboy's Women Of Wal-Mart The Playboy website wants female members of Wal-Mart staff to pose nude. The site says it's looking for the sexiest women at the world's biggest retailer. While Playboy magazine have run Women of Enron and Women of Starbucks features in the past year, the Wal-Mart theme would be a first for Playboy.com. "Wal-Mart employees have a reputation for being cheerful and now Playboy.com is giving them a chance to smile for the camera. Playboy.com wants Wal-Mart's sexiest assets to roll back their clothes and pose nude," said a spokesman. However, a spokesman for Wal-Mart, which owns Asda in the UK, said they would rather not be featured. Tom Williams declined to say whether the company would take any action against an employee who decided to take up Playboy's offer. Recently Wal-Mart, in an effort to spread its wholesome image as a family store, said it would put covers on a few women's magazines that typically display racy pictures and story titles, says CNN Money. It also banned three men's magazines, including FHM, Maxim, and Stuff, earlier this year because it said it had received complaints from customers about their content.

09-18-2003, 07:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
Four Fingers Crazy	I know this really hot Wal-Mart clerk I'd like to see naked. __________________ "Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."

09-18-2003, 07:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	Theres a couple of hotties at the one in my town....perhaps I should alert them of this! __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

09-18-2003, 07:24 AM	#5 (permalink)
iamjero Insane Location: New Orleans/Oakland/San Diego/Chicago	I dont think i have ever seen an attractive woman in wall mart. __________________ "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" - Joseph Stalin

09-18-2003, 07:27 AM	#7 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	I dunno...I mean, I guess...as long as they don't do "The <i>Customers</i> Of Wal-Mart". That would scare me. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

09-18-2003, 07:06 AM	#3 (permalink)
laconic1 Junkie	I dunno, I've never seen a Wal-Mart employee that I want to see naked, and I've been in a lot of Wal-Marts.

09-18-2003, 07:25 AM	#6 (permalink)
a1t3r3g0 Psycho Location: 127.0.0.1	Living in a small college town where Wal Mart is the biggest thing, there are many young, attractive girls that work there who I wouldn't mind seeing naked.

09-18-2003, 07:32 AM	#8 (permalink)
Psivage Psycho	I would like Playboy to do Women of CNN. I would love to see Erica Hill naked. I would buy two magazine with her in it.

09-18-2003, 07:39 AM	#10 (permalink)
grayman you can't see me Location: Illinois	[QUOTE]Originally posted by Hanxter [B] However, a spokesman for Wal-Mart, Tom Williams declined to say whether the company would take any action against an employee who decided to take up Playboy's offer. My ass! I guarantee that anyone who poses for this gets fired on the spot. __________________ That's right - I'm a guy in a suit eating a Blizzard. F U.

09-18-2003, 07:42 AM	#11 (permalink)
Cobalt_60 Addict	Hmm, I've seen a few hotties at Wal Mart. Its usually an occasional cashier. Every once in awhile I'll see a nice looking stocker.

09-18-2003, 07:43 AM	#12 (permalink)
Sapper Insane Location: The Internet	I think it is a great idea !! =) __________________ rm -f /bin/laden

09-18-2003, 08:03 AM	#14 (permalink)
Arc101 Addict Location: Nottingham, England	Someone in Playboy marketing has actually come up with a good idea. Wal-Mart owns lots of stores called Asda in England and there are some bloody nice women working in my local store. I wonder if this is open to the women who work in England.

09-18-2003, 08:08 AM	#15 (permalink)
Thraeryn Loser	Hm. I guess it's a good idea, but whenever I go to Wal-Mart, Jinya is easily the best-lookin' woman there. (Just ask all the guys that stare at her tits as we go by.)

09-18-2003, 09:04 AM	#16 (permalink)
MoNoXiDe_XXX Psycho Location: Thunder Bay	Theres a bunch of hot girls who work in the wal mart where im from , i lke the idea, It seems more like something Hustler would do tho. __________________ ------------------------ I may be ugly, But at least I aint got no money!

09-18-2003, 09:05 AM	#17 (permalink)
Wile E Insane Location: Burbs of NYC	Yeah, customers and employees at Walmarts around here are definitely NOT playboy material. I think I'd rather see Yoko Ono do her cut for peace trick. I still think its a great idea though. Basically giving Walmart a huge Fuck You for being so anally retentive. Way to go Hugh! __________________ "We got no food, no clothes...our pets HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!"

09-18-2003, 11:00 AM	#18 (permalink)
billege Watcher Location: Ohio	If you needed proof that playboy is going downhill, this is it. There's nothing like a fat, naked, one-toothed, smelly, pissy, chick to start the day off. __________________ I can sum up the clash of religion in one sentence: "My Invisible Friend is better than your Invisible Friend."

09-18-2003, 11:03 AM	#19 (permalink)
John Falcon Psycho Location: New York, CA	Why do Playboy spreads need a theme, anyway? How about two spreads of "Hot naked girls" on either side of the Playmate of the Month spread?

09-18-2003, 02:15 PM	#21 (permalink)
mingusfingers Psycho Location: uhhhh	Ah....they're running out of ideas. __________________ Still Looking

09-18-2003, 02:18 PM	#22 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	Um, the hottest girl in my school works at walmart. There are a lot of great asses there. __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

09-18-2003, 02:44 PM	#24 (permalink)
viejo gringo Registered User Location: Deep South Texas	Man--there are a bunch of them that I would pay to put their cloths back on..

09-18-2003, 03:31 PM	#26 (permalink)
Elitegibson More Freedom, Less Bullshit Location: Tulsa, OK	I'm an employee at a walmart, and there are definitely a few chicks that work there that I'd like to see naked. __________________ -Erik Stupid people shouldn't breed.

09-18-2003, 03:44 PM	#27 (permalink)
ashlass Upright	Just as long as they stay away from the greeters at the door...

09-18-2003, 03:48 PM	#28 (permalink)
Harshaw Is mad at you. Location: Bored in Sacramento	Next from Playboy "Naked Women of the DMV" __________________ This too shall pass.

09-18-2003, 04:11 PM	#29 (permalink)
LutherMac Crazy Location: St. Louis, MO	Now, I went into the Walmart near my new place one night... around 1 am or so. All I've got to say is daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn. Defineately some hot overnight stockers working there! __________________ Always remember that you are unique... just like everyone else!

09-18-2003, 05:19 PM	#30 (permalink)
canuckguy I read your emails. Location: earth	that's crazy, would be nice to see, but i've never seen a walmart employee yet in my town that i would want too.

09-18-2003, 06:54 PM	#31 (permalink)
santafe5000 EVIL! Location: Southwest of nowhere	I've been to Walmart store's all over the US and to a lot of the Distribution center's. Believe me, there are a lot of hot looking women working for them. Doubt you will ever see any current employee's in Playboy. Those that do show up will be former employee's looking for a much bigger payday than they got from Wallie World. __________________ When all else fails, QUIT.

09-18-2003, 07:24 PM	#32 (permalink)
Fire Warrior Smith Location: missouri	ok- I live in a town with two colleges and a university- our walmarts seem equaly stocked with hotties and five million year old women. __________________ Thought the harder, Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our might lessens

09-18-2003, 07:25 PM	#33 (permalink)
guthmund big damn hero	Wouldn't it just be easier to get Wal-mart employees naked the old-fashioned way.....LOTS of alcohol???? I bet you can get more Wal-Mart gals naked with a bottle of Boone's....and it would still be cheaper than a subscription to Playboy. __________________ No signature. None. Seriously.

09-18-2003, 08:28 PM	#34 (permalink)
onodrim Cosmically Curious Location: Chicago, IL	Well, all I have to say is that is better not be anyone from the Walmart by me. I would never wish it upon anyone to see those employees naked. shudder __________________ "The world is so exquisite with so much love and moral depth, that there is no reason to deceive ourselves with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence. Far better it seems to me, in our vulnerability, is to look death in the eye and to be grateful every day for the brief but magnificent opportunity that life provides" -Carl Sagan

09-19-2003, 02:33 AM	#35 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	They should ask Target, I'd LOVE to see my old Boss naked. Hot Damn! She'd be Five stars on here if I had any pictures of her. Thats what made the 4 am shift so pleasant __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

09-19-2003, 10:39 AM	#38 (permalink)
anti fishstick Post-modernism meets Individualism AKA the Clash Location: oregon	damn too bad i don't work at wal-mart. i love to push the status quo __________________ And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~Anais Nin

09-19-2003, 01:29 PM	#39 (permalink)
brandon11983 Stereophonic Location: Chitown!!	Sounds like a good idea to me. My ex g/f's cousin works at Wal Mart. I had the hots for her big time when I was dating her cousin. __________________ Well behaved women rarely make history.

09-19-2003, 02:47 PM	#40 (permalink)
anleja disconnected Location: ignoreland	Changing the subject, but keeping with the Wal-Mart theme... http://www.thecomplaintstation.com/c...s.cgi?topic512 Interesting for people who don't like Wal-Mart all that much.