If you could sex anyone, who would you sex?
 

Imagine you could travel to any time in history, visit any place on earth, and seduce any man or woman that you like.

Who would it be?

And remember: this is only for one night. So don't waste it on some hot actress or pr0n figure. Pick someone truly special.

For me, it's either gay sex with Napoleon Bonaparte, or normal sex with Margaret Thatcher.

wtf margaret thatcher ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

um in my case cleopatra, or how you spell her name. I want to see what the big fuss is about hehe.

Catherine the Great... she was insatiable!

EVE, before Adam gets to her, and this time she not getting the apple..

If I wanted to offend people, I'd say "Mary". But I don't want to offend people, so I won't say that.

I'd want Audrey Hepburn when she was young, hot, and alive! damn she was amazing!

Ca'zkria, Empress of the Earth in the year 8431. (6k more years of evolution and progress should prove interesting :) )

or Ruth from the Old Testament. She sounded like a woman with a clear goal and the drive to get things done...

Lauren Bacall circa 1940.

Yowza.

Helen of Troy.

more like deanna troi

Hmmm. Nefertiti!! Now that's a woman!!

Re: If you could sex anyone, who would you sex?
 

Britney Spears.

Hmmmm....Marilyn Monroe.

Hmmm... If i could sex up any woman ever it would have to be Martha Washington, I've heard some messed up stories.

I'd have a hard time deciding it would be between:
Farah in her prime..
Madonna in her prime..
That girl in 10th grade that flashed me her cookie during stretching exercises...

You sick, sick, sick person. You really need professional help.
Anyway it would have to be Audrey Hepburn, or Kate Bush, or that actress who played Wonder Woman (I now know why my Dad didn't mind me watching that programme!)

Lucille Ball would be fun

i'd go w/ britney spears also.

Amelia Earhart.

And I just have to say Google is amazing, my original spelling wasn't anything like that :D

Angelina Jolie.

Brooke Burke

I think Marilyn Monroe or Cleopatra would take the top of my list, being the most historically sexual/seductive women who weren't outright whores. :)

If Cleopatra was good enough for Caesar I think she would be a safe bet.

King Solomon of Israel. He had so many women, wives, concubines, that he must have really enjoyed sex and learned a few tips on how to please a woman.

Aphrodite the Greek goddess of love, desire and beauty.

It's between Princess Grace (Before the wreck) and Bathsheba...

hmmm which one...

Is this only a one time thing? If that's the case.... ummm... Paul Newman in his prime.


If it's forever.... Then somebody that I know personally who I won't name.

Mary Tyler Moore during the Dick Van Dyke Show days.

Rita Hayworth or Raquel Welch. Mmmmm...

I'd bone Cleopatra, hands down.

Queen Elizabeth I in her mid 20's.

Or Cleopatra :)

Nefertiti.
or Helen of Troy.
or Marilyn Monroe.

Maybe cleopatra was a whore, but since no one ever knew who she slept with you'll never know for sure. :p

I'd say Grace Kelly. Wow, she is a vision and so classy too.

Actually thinking back, it might be more interesting to fuck someone who was still living. Unless their memory is zapped afterwards or something... That way, if its some living person, there would be potential for more... not necessarily more sex, but press attention, fame, extortion, book deals... :)

Yet if you went back in time and screwed Cleopatra or something, who would believe you? If its just going to be a one time fuck it probably won't be very meaninful, so might as well get the most out of it by thinking about the future. :)

for me....it would have to be Britney Spears. Yes she has that special something--millions of men want to sex her but only a few dozen actually get to

http://www.metmuseum.org/collections...97.149.9.R.jpg

Yeah...

Don't know the name, but she's probably a paris socialite from about 1919, who modeled for Modigliani. An original liberated woman, with a french accent? Mmmhmm.

Good point but i wouldn't be bragging since nobody would believe you in the first place.

Hmm, you could always record it or something.:)

You couldn't take a video camera back in time if you screwed someone, and bring it back - it was disrupt the time continuum or something. But in the present...

:)

Showing my age, Joey Heatherton.

It would have to be someone I know personally because only once you get to know someone can you determine if they are special.

Re: If you could sex anyone, who would you sex?
 

i can not muster up the brain power to decide who I would sex after having read that :(

Cleopatra or Helen of Troy

I'd have to wait until I had a mortal enemy, then I'd bone his mom right around the time he was conceived. That way, sometime in the future, when he's at the pinnacle of his life and gloating at me I can respond:

"Yeah, but I boned your mom right around the time you were conceived. You make me proud... son."

Brad Pitt, I might go back in time to where he's a little younger and not married...

Lise Meitner..... why are you all looking at me like that?! :)

helen of troy....or jean arthur, her voice just gets me every time

Man.. I figured someone would be me to this... I 'd have to go with one of my sister's friends.... :D

I hope that your sister doesn't read this forum
or your in deep shit.

Just thought of someone else, Carrie Fisher when she played Princess Leia. :D

<<<<<====== My g/f!!

Historical: Cleopatra
Present: Jennifer Lopez

Man, I like those saucy ladies. ;)

The ultimate rock poetic god!!
 

Jim Morrison before he got big, that man in leather pants singing or telling me poetry with that voice, oh the fun we would have!:crazy:

I prefer "real men" over fantasy -- so definitely Lebell.

You gotta find a picture of young Thatcher. I swear to God she's got very smooth, sophisticated charm.

I did Brandon's girlfriend I think.

Any one of my three sis-in-laws. If not them, then Marilyn Monroe.

Cool thread but all i can think of is MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY!!!

That being said ....... hmmmmm....... Veronica Lake?

I'd give old cleopatra a try ;)

Jackie Kennedy - Onassis

I'd definitely go with either Cleopatra or Marilyn Monroe, before Joe D. got to her. Makes we really want to invent a time machine now.

Historical - Audrey Hepburn
Current - Jennifer Love Hewitt

Debbie Harry - In her early Blondie days

Definately no one before the age of toothpaste and mouthwash...

grrrr....

john lennon! move over yoko ono. :P

hot lesbian sex with hilary duff or keagan my hot punk band guy friend, dustin who is oh so freakin hot and built from class, also kyle from class whos pitcher for my college baseball team. hmm ya cant realy decide. . .

Right now, Asia Argento.
I'd sex with all the girls that i had crushes on when i was younger. Most of 'em anyway.

Maybe this is off subject, but i've always wanted to have sex as a female. I don't want no operation, maybe just a female for a week type of bad 80's movie scenario.

No offense to anyone, but i bet jesus would be a really interesting lay.

Marylyn Monroe

Probably Sable from the WWE. I've had a crush on her for such a long time.

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Jenny McCarthy when she was in her early 20s and doing all that crazy stuff on MTV, I really loved her personality and drive and she was incredibly hot!

I'd fuck my worst enemy, and it most likely would be the best sex ever.

Erica Hill-Celebrity

Diane- My fantasy. High school crush never gotten over, never will

My baby... but seeing as I'll have her anyway :p

I guess then it's Rachel... some girl from scouting. I kinda had a crush on her for a long time but was too stupid to act on it. Plus, back then I was like 12 and getting deflowered at 12 would be sooo cool. ;) :p

I would prbably have to go with Marilyn Monroe

marilyn monroe.. mary tyler moore.. or... carrie fisher... back in the star wars days... i'm not sure why.. but i always had this huge crush on her as a kid...

Sylvia Plath.

The Bush twins. Without protection. See how dad feels about absinence-only education then :)

Plus, they're pretty good looking from what I've seen.