Gross story...I was out for a night of binge drinking with three of my friends. It was the end of the night, and we were hammered drunk. We went to an after-party where the owner of the house was quite "rude" to us. Long story short, my friends left 3 presents in her shower, while I guarded the door. This clogged the drain, so we turned the water on and left. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

"Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has."- Anita Brookner

On the occasion of their 25th wedding anniversary, Bob decided to forego a big party and treat Lisa to a memorable evening at home.

Quietly filling the bathtub with champagne, he called her into the bathroom and they spent a sensual evening soaking in the tub by candlelight.

When they were finished, Bob decided he couldn't let all that good champagne go to waste, so he carefully poured it back into the empty bottles.

However, when he was finished, he found he had nearly a half-bottle too much. He screamed to his wife, "Lisa! You nasty bitch, why'd you piss in the tub!?"

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This is about all I have to contribute to this thread for now.

But as to the original query, no, I do not piss in the shower.
I don't take showers. :p

For those of you who said yes, do you pee in other people's showers when you stay the night at family or friend's homes?

No, as I said in my post I refrain from doing that at anyone else's house. I wouldn't be comfortable doing that, mind you I would feel rude if I did do it. It's not like I save peeing for in the shower, but if I'm in the shower and have to go, then I do. I always rinse my shower out and lift and rinse off the bath mat, so in my head, it's not a big deal. I understand that it is gross to some people though I guess. But toilets are pretty gross too when you think about it, no matter how clean you keep em. And wiping, I mean, for a girl when you pee, do you ever wonder exactly how "clean" it makes you or if it just dries you off? At least when I'm in the shower, I know I'm being washed right afterwards, like one of the bum washer things that fancy houses have. Now I'm going off on a different tangent so I shall shut up. :expressionless:

I could have sworn there was a thread with a poll for this before....

Maybe it was on a older TFP version and was lost.

Anyways,

Yes I do. Its just pee, its only "icky" to the uneducated. :)

Ditto for the shower AND my wash basin in the garage. And for those who are uneducated, your own urine is actually sterile as it leaves your body. This is why certain genital piercings heal fairly rapidly; because the urine washes over the wound and cleanses it.

Now, who has a large gaping wound they need peed on? :D

[overly pedantic] Actually, that would sting like hell, especially on her pussy. And flat champagne is useless.[/overly pedantic]

Also, for the athlete's foot proponents, check out The Straight Dope: Can urinating on your feet in the shower cure athlete's foot?. (Hint: no.)

My high school football coach told us to pee in the shower to help w/athlete's foot.

...and, yes, of course I pee if I need to. However, I always try to take a dump before I get in the show so that I have have a clean crack all day (I only go once a day).

Of course I pee in the shower, it's one of the joys of living. I also trim my pubes and masterbate. One of these days I suppose I'll have one seriously nasty clog, but until then... meh.

And to all of those who diligently "aim for the drain" whats the point? Doesn't all liquid in a shower go directly towards the drain anyway? You could point your dick straight up and it would still get to the drain in about one second...

Hell yeah I do. I'm so groggy in the morning, I HAVE to shower to wake up, it's the first thing I do. So before I know it, im under the water and have to go, so I just let er rip.