Spandex license?
 

I gotta say, they need to start licensing this crap at the store so that I don't get hurt at the gym. Although I've almost dropped weights ogling a nice spandex female ass, it happens far more often from obscenely UNFIT women at the gym.

They need a licensing system.
Men, NEVER wear spandex.
I don't fucking care if you are a biker. If you're not racing, you don't need spandex.

Old women at the grocery store shouldn't wear spandex either.
Cheese

I don't think I've ever encountered anyone actually in spandex before, besides the Richard Simmons infomercials. Just look away man...

Fat chicks in spandex (*shudder*). . . should maybe start a support group for them eh . . .

whatever people want to wear is ok with me.

A friend of mine is a triathlete and he shaves his legs and wears spandex... if it wasn't for the fact that he was a fanatic triathlete...
Personally, I think spandex should just be outlawed. Too much misuse ;)

Not much is more funny then someone who is 20 lbs overweight who thinks so much of themselves and wants the attention of others so bad that they feel they can pull off spandex.
I think that everyone shoud have nothing but spandex, the diet industry could use a shot in the arm.

If you have issue with spandex, you would have even a more serious rant going with people like myself who wear LATEX! But I get your point.
Personally I love the stuff, and I am not a sculptured individual but that stuff is comfy and I don't care. There are too many people thinking they know best, tough. Don't look! And the only person's opinion that actually matters to me is galaxygirl's, and she loves my fashion sense, whether its spandex, latex, leather or lace.

I agree with Art on this one -- I wear clothes because they are comfortable. If an unfit individual feels confortable enough with one's self to wear tight fitting clothes -- all the power to them.

I'm a little more on cheesemoney's side here. Maybe they can only make the sizes of spandex go up to medium or something like that. It can be a disturbing thing to see when someone crams themselves into a spandex outfit, only to bulge and hang over the sides.

Re: Spandex license?
 

Exception: members of Queen. Without the spandex, Queen just wouldn't be the same :)

Like you can't walk on a fucking treadmill in shorts and a tee!

Anyways, let people wear what they want, they've earned it. They're special.

I really don't see how the stuff could be comfortable. I was on my high school fencing team, and let me tell you, that 10 pound spandex uniform was not fun to wear for hours.

agree with the men not wearing the spandex. i have a biker friend who i see riding around town and it's not pretty.

Hey look. Be comfortable with yourself. Just not in spandex.
Please.
My optometrist bill is expensive enough...
Cheese

Of course you can wear whatever you fucking want in your own home...
Just like I don't wanna see ugly people f*cking, I don't wanna see em in spandex.

Just a rant.
I'm a reasonable person in general.

I have ugly friends, but I'd probably get on their case too.

Cheese

"Spandex: It's a privilege.. not a right." :)

-From the movie, Hackers (1995)

Continuing my cranky mood...

Fuck the fashion police :) .

Hail Cheesemoney, Fashion Dictator!

I am wearing spandex as I type this.

I believe you doth protest too loudly.
I have seen the way you gaze upon my form at the gym. It is not loathing but fascination for that which you can't understand. The peaks and valleys, the caves and crevasses, the pools and eddies of sweat that gather in my special places as I work out beneath your impenetrable gaze. You long to plumb the depths of my mysterious form. You are confused by your longings. Your appetites frighten you. When you are ready, you will know.
-GH

Meh! I wear clothes because people cause too much of a hassle when I don't.

if you wanna look like a freak ok, but it just doesnt work on some people!

mmmm...spandex :)

Ah, sick! I hate spandex. Even on hot chicks, I'd rather be seeing something else.

http://home.wanadoo.nl/cubalibre/spandex.jpg


To tell the truth, it really doesn't bother me. Even if I see dozens of women like the above wearing spandex, I can easily clear my mind of them and concentrate on the ones looking like these and these.

Tell them to wear sweatpants instead. Something about men in sweats, Mmm! :D

'Spandex, it's a privelage, not a right.'

Spandex should not be sold to those that exceed the weight that the government deems to be slender. Women only.

Women Only, better yet, women that can pull it off only.

They should regulate who wears spandex i mean it should be a crime to have a disgustign body shape and wear that its unpleasing to the eyes

why do wrestling singlets have to be spandex? Although its not bad for most of the guys, I really don't like seeing the almost 300lb heavyweight guy in it. Its really really disgusting...especially when two heavyweights are wrestling yuck!

I was going to launch into a big counter rant, but Double D said it perfectly.

And in far fewer words.

I agree, man...spandex needs to be licensed...

actually, and skimpy clothing needs to be licensed...

"Just because it comes in your size, does not mean you can wear it!!"

opinions are like assholes...everyone has one..to each is own...you wear what you want and let others do the same. If it bothers you to look at them then DON'T look!