The Russian Princess.
 

Well, I got a little wasted tonight, but not nearly as badly as two of my other friends..........holy hell.........but thats another story. But for a little bit there I was pretty gone, and I did one of the most ridiculous things I've ever done.

I found this fake beauty pageant crown, and I put it on, and went around to all my friends saying I was Olga, the Princess of Russia. I was saying this in a very thick, manly Russian accent. I can do a very good Russian accent, btw.

Retarded ay?

mind altering substances--they bring your deepest dreams and fantasies to the surface where you are free to express them

well at least you were putting things on, I usually end up taking them off :)

at least you did'nt wake up next to a large, bearded russian man....

Pictures, we need pictures.

Hahaha you are so right!

Pictures, Hell! I want home video footage.

Boys, I tell ya what, there actually IS a tape of that night. Although it isn't filmed digitally, and I'm not much of a techie.

Sorry.

But that tapes hilarious.

At the least, drugs allow for many interesting stories to be told. Much better than uneventful sober days, despite however wierd it may be.