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Old 01-07-2011, 09:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Awesome Things

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The Book of Awesome presents simple pleasures for a younger, hipper generation. From the smell of gasoline to fixing electronics by smacking them to the extra time you get when the clocks roll back, The Book of Awesome reminds readers of little things that make us smile everyday.

Entries include: Old dangerous playground equipment, Wearing underwear just out of the dryer, Being the first table called up for the dinner buffet at a wedding, Watching The Price Is Right when you're home sick, When the vending machine gives you two things instead of one, The first shower you take after not showering for a really long time, When cashiers open up new checkout lanes at the grocery store, Sleeping in new bed sheets, Waiters and waitresses who bring free refills without asking, and hundreds more.
1000 Awesome Things | A time-ticking countdown of 1000 awesome things

I know only a few of us will read all the 1000 things.

But what is something that is awesome?

Getting into the subway just as the door closes.
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Old 01-07-2011, 09:44 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Getting a free cab ride home to help carry my groceries.
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Old 01-07-2011, 10:31 AM   #3 (permalink)
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sticking an 8-iron approach shot less than two feet from the cup, making the putt, and collecting a $46 skin...

(did it last sunday on #4 at timber greens in new port richey...)
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Old 01-07-2011, 11:15 AM   #4 (permalink)
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coming hard and fast into a turn, double downshifting heal-and-toe rev matching so smooth it's almost like I never shifted as I pass the Porsche GT3 exiting the turn.

Either that or Awesom-O

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Old 01-07-2011, 11:38 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Probably not a fit with the book theme, but anyway ...

Being flagged down in a supermarket parking lot on Christmas eve to find out your car has a totally flat tire, thinking you've got to ride it home somehow, and then having those total strangers insist on changing it for you just because it's Christmas eve.

Then waiting a week for your only trusted mechanic to reopen from the holidays and fixing the tire at no cost because you had to wait an hour.

Awesomeness!
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Old 01-07-2011, 12:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Realizing you have EXACTLY the right tool for the job.
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Old 01-07-2011, 12:34 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Exact change.

Shower beer.
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Old 01-07-2011, 12:38 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Hulu in the bathtub
Turbo diesel injection
The smell of carbouretor cleaner
Oatmeal baths
Knowing how to change your own belts on a car
Library cards... and the addition of e-books to their collection
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Old 01-07-2011, 01:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Having a magazine art director find one of your photos on-line, then call and offer you $300.00 to use it in their book.....

And then, having the check show up one week before Christmas!


Such sweet awesomeness!!
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Old 01-07-2011, 01:55 PM   #10 (permalink)
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This thread needs more Worldsking.

But since he's not here: me.
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Old 01-07-2011, 01:59 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Getting off work and enjoying a world class brew and dinner made by a beautiful woman!
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Old 01-07-2011, 02:14 PM   #12 (permalink)
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The XX.
Okochim.
The taste of unadulterated dried hops.
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Old 01-07-2011, 02:55 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Homemade pecan pie.
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Old 01-07-2011, 03:40 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Making dinner for your friends and seeing that they actually enjoy eating what you've made.
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Old 01-07-2011, 05:08 PM   #15 (permalink)
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And job interviews.
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Old 01-07-2011, 07:28 PM   #16 (permalink)
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*Making a perfect steak (usually mine aren't)...
*As a kid, finding out it's a snow day...
*Finding a parking space right up front, no waiting...
*Driving down the strip, having some random hot girl flash you from the next lane over (happened to a buddy, who was with his mom. He said she didn't even notice)...
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Old 01-07-2011, 08:58 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Realizing you have EXACTLY the right tool for the job.
When you go to the hardware store to buy the tool you know you have but just can't find, you might be a redneck.

Or according to my 5 year old grandson, 'What do you buy at Home Depot? "Big Boy toys".' .
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Old 01-07-2011, 09:02 PM   #18 (permalink)
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the first time your son calls you "baba"

---------- Post added at 03:02 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:00 PM ----------

...and MM's TE threads.

actually, all TE threads!
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Old 01-07-2011, 10:11 PM   #19 (permalink)
... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
 
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Ted Williams.
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Old 01-07-2011, 11:09 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Good Beer.

The Oregon Coast.

Music.
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Old 01-07-2011, 11:23 PM   #21 (permalink)
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*Finding a parking space right up front, no waiting...
We call that the "Hello" spot.
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Old 01-07-2011, 11:48 PM   #22 (permalink)
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When you pull out the winter coat and find money in the pocket. You never missed it, but your sure glad you found it.
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Old 01-08-2011, 02:05 AM   #23 (permalink)
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The love of a pagan god.
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Old 01-08-2011, 03:52 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Jimi's "Voodoo Chile" .... the slow blues version on Elec Ladyland.
Finding something in the house I thought I might have lost forever.
An evening in the bathtub with someone I love.
Laphroaig
Christmas

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Old 01-08-2011, 05:37 AM   #25 (permalink)
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The lack of World's King in this thread.
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Old 01-08-2011, 06:21 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Not getting a ticket.
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Old 01-08-2011, 09:09 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Good Beer.

The Oregon Coast.
Even better when you have them together.
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Old 01-08-2011, 09:44 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Ted Williams.
he really was awesome...

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Old 01-08-2011, 10:04 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Books.

Namely, poetry and fiction. Like photography and recorded music, they are a reproduction-based manifestation of art. You are meant to enjoy the reproduction as the experience of the art itself.

There is something to be said about visiting a painting or a work of architecture, or going to a live performance, to behold it with your own eyes or hear it as it's created. However, it's awesome to have shelves full of art in my own home that I can manhandle at any time.

Most of these works of art can be had for the cost of a meal, and they can be borrowed free of charge from your local library.
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Old 01-08-2011, 02:01 PM   #30 (permalink)
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A snowy day, a fire in the fireplace, a nice glass of wine for both of us.
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Old 01-08-2011, 03:31 PM   #31 (permalink)
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The relief felt especially during those first few milliseconds of a song selected to mirror exactly what you're feeling.
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Old 01-08-2011, 03:43 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Watching MST3K for the first time in ten years, I forgot how funny that show was. Knowing that I can still kickass in Marvel vs. Capcom and a day that is so great that nothing can bum you out.
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Old 01-08-2011, 06:52 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I second finding money in an pair of pants or jacket pocket that was buried deep in the closet.

-Getting off work early on a Friday due to either high sales or a power outage. just awesome.
-Forgetting the time when I am running and going over my distance goal.
-when my wife puts a new bar of soap in the shower for me when the last bar was getting low.
-Any picture of Salma Hayek.
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Old 01-08-2011, 09:55 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Walking in to find that she flushed.

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Old 01-09-2011, 12:37 AM   #35 (permalink)
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reading for fun again.
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Old 01-09-2011, 12:47 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Waking up to find it wasn't a dream, and she is there. Every day.
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Old 01-09-2011, 03:33 AM   #37 (permalink)
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finishing the last paragraph of a book
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Old 01-09-2011, 03:42 AM   #38 (permalink)
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finishing the last paragraph of a book
Dunno, finishing the New Testament is kinda depressing. "Wait, what? That's it?"
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Old 01-09-2011, 03:56 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Waking up relatively early and realizing, you did get enough rest and you can actually get something done during the rest of the day.
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Old 01-09-2011, 04:11 AM   #40 (permalink)
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