Don't you dare nod in approval
 

I had a midterm test in my Bio class today, so naturally we got out early (at least if you finish the test before class normally gets out) I decided to go to the library to hang out before my next class.

I jumped on the computer to check a few things.



Anyway a girl with massive glorious breast sat next to me

I took a peak, I approved, so much so that I started (unconsciously mind you) nodding my head as if to say "very nice, I approve."
The girl caught me and said "don't you dare nod in approval" She looked serious but I could tell she was just trying to deadpan me, I smirked and said "It's too late"
She giggled and then a frat guy walking by gave me a high five as he walked by.



How are midterms going for the rest of our college students?

pictures, or it didn't happen. =)

Aw. College.

I get "who's that creepy guy staring at me" looks when I check out women. Oh to be young again.

(I kid. I'm still in school.)

Okay, let me review? The last time I appreciated boobs? A few minutes ago. The last time I did it out loud? A few minutes ago. The last time it got me in trouble? Never.

Any woman who gives you that "don't look at my display" glare is probably insufficiently gay.

just got done with midterms THEY ARE HELL ON EARTH! whatever, it beats looking for a job with just a GED

^^ Dude, don't I know that the hard way. Like most of the males in the USofA I too only have a high school diploma and that effectively classifies me as illiterate. I'm working on that though. It'll take me four years to be able to sufficiently fool people into thinking I'm worth more than $10/hr.

Anyway, I go to school where the girls wear short shorts and my four year old niece's tank tops. They have an incredibly annoying high voice and call everyone "sugar" or "honey". They give you toothy smiles and ask you to come sit with them at the McDonalds at lunch time. Needless to say, I can't get any work done during school hours.

you basically covered the entire American Male dilemma right there :thumbsup:

Quit bitching, Xerxys. The military is always an option. It's the best way for guys like you to get ahead in life.

They'll pay you more than $10 an hour AND will give you a pile of money for tuition and rent when you're done.

all you have to do it put your life on the line for a few years or months and realise that you may not be the same person that left. ill stick to the 10 dollars an hour thanks.



back to t he OP..nodding, staring, gazing, glancing. We all do it. We know it. They know it. We all love it.

Dlish, are you drunk? Neither of those comments made a whole lot of sober-guy sense.

girl in my training class, I could stare at those fucking things all day fully clothed. wow. married. daaaaaaaaaamn.

The only tits I see on a daily basis belong to my immediate supervisor. I didn't think they made uniform tops in XXXL.

Guy is a disgusting fatbody and completely goes against the stereotype goals of this job. He should be ashamed.

My profession is easily 90% men. Most of them are creepy introverts. I only vaguely recall this species of woman you all describe, except my girlfriend, whom I discovered in college. Gone are those days of yore.

dont knock it 'til you try it.

That's like saying you can't make any judgement about whether cocaine is right for you without first snorting it. There are a great many things we know about experiences, either vicariously or through the intellectual study of others, that we can use to deduce how something would affect us.

quoted for truth...

does he answer to "sarge?"

i understand what you're trying to say, but why did you just compare being in the military with snorting cocaine?

He didn't do that unless you misunderstood.

i just feel like the comparative statement "this is like that" is trying to find some common ground between bumping a line and joining the service. i understand the magnitude that he was trying to get across since both experiences are likely life changing (I've never done coke), but i think its quite a leap in logic to assume that working in the military is similar to snorting coke when it comes to experimental behavior

Most of what I appreciate is boobs. It takes no leap in logic to do so. I thought that was what this thread was about.

agreed sir.

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/2585/7817693.jpg

Now, as a 34 year-old, I would probably have said thank you. I think I was about sixteen when I first learned to lip-read "Nice tits!"
I still flaunt 'em on occasion, but most men will notice big boobs, regardless, even when they are dressed demurely. And many are not as nicely subtle as you.:)
Especially drunks in bars, who assume that any woman with large breasts is automatically some kind of stupid bimbo, just waiting for their loud and rude attention.:shakehead:


I think I took my last midterms in 1999. Never had any in grad school.

Agreed. I don't need to jump out of a tenth-floor window to know that it's a bad idea. Learning from the mistakes and experiences of others is sometimes less costly, in a variety of ways, than going through experimentation on my own.
I don't necessarily mean that the military is always a bad idea. Just not a good choice for some people. And that's bad for the enlistee and the service, both.

All the while trying to pretend that you're not looking, right?:rolleyes::)

Lindy

yeah what jinn and the others have said...

can we go back to talking about boobs?

at what point do you say a girl's boobs are, dare i say, "too" big?

Anything above a C.

/activates time bomb

i call your Cs and raise you DD's but no further

sorry but anything more than a mouthful is a waste.

B cup is my preference, but of course ill get whatever i can get, which is only one set of course

If you're only using your mouth, you're doing it wrong. :shakehead:

Why stop there? Why not any more than one is a waste?

I'm fashioning a limerick about my large, saggy, old woman bosoms.

They will ooze over the hillsides & terrorize the locals.

Suffocation might happen.

ooze over hillsides
terrorizing the locals
saggy old bosums

how 'bout haiku?

btw I am happy to have my strong, thick man-hands unable to contain the bounding puppies that are let out to play of an evening - tho I would be quite content w cupping a teacup of breast if t'were presented as my only option :thumbsup:

I personally like small breasts on my women. I just dont get what men see in oversized breasts.

My own girls are perfect..and even at the age of 53, they are strong and well placed. I use to own a farm and hauling hay bales on my own, to the top loft of the barn did wonders for them...

mouthful, fistful..same thing i guess. feel free to use whichever bodypart you please. ill gladly use every limb ive got.

but its not just one mouthful dude. the 'mouthful' is a unit of measure, so to speak. Kind of like a foot is a foot, or an armslength is an armslength. so a mouthful is a mouthful.