Guys whats the "gayest" thing you do?
 

This question is to the hetrosexual guys in the forum...What is something you do that you don't think you would want your buddies seeing you do?...

For me before my last vacation I got a pedicure...my feet were all torn up from running and I was going to be in flip flops for a week so I manned up sat in the chair and prayed that no one I knew would walk past and see me. It was strange at first but was actually pretty relaxing having a hot asian chick massage my feet...I was going to inquire about a happy ending but my better judgement prevailed.

Jeesus! Where do I start?

1) I sing Lady Gaga and Katy Perry in my car ... obnoxiously loud!
2) I get my nails done. I have really pretty hands.
3) Smirnoff Ice tastes good. Real good.
4) I believe that Vienna Teng was born in heaven and was brought down to earth to serenade us mortals.

I think that is it so far.

@ Xerxys - I was like who the fuck is Vienna Teng...so I googled her...saw a picture, so I was like she is pretty hot....then I am like shit is she a tranny or something....so I wikied her...she isn't so then I went to You Tube and heard her sing...she is good...

I secretly ejaculate on my male friends' lower backs.

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but not in a gay way.

Have sex with a man.

i'm happy...

^^ :lol:

I fantasize over having tea parties. Like actual formal tea parties.

I think it's because I've read too many pre-20th century novels.

It just seems gay these days.

Baraka, I love tea. I would have a tea party with you.

In fact I am drinking tea as I write this.

hetero and happy/gay; what's wrong with that?

You know, we can make this happen. But would I have to wear a waistcoat?

You swore you'd never tell!

Waistcoat and pocket watch mandatory. Pocket square is optional, but every gentleman knows that a suit isn't complete without a pocket square.

Ooooooooo can I come? I want to be able to wear a fancy coat, a big hat, smoke my pipe, and drink tea. That sounds fun.

You should try to get plan9 to come, then it would be like 1840's version of the A-Team.

Manscaping. Still, it's for the ladies.

The gayest thing I've done for the past few years is yelling "I'm gay!" right after I yell something else out the car window. My younger son told me I should.

Oh, wait, is that gayer?

p.s. I want filtherton in an elevator.

p.p.s. Is that gayer?

I cried once. Ya know, because she left me. Part of it was the pain of rejection, part of it was having invested so much in furniture.

That and the frustration of having to train another partner to do the kind of kinky shit you only see in tiny video clips on the Web.

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Honestly? Tea party sounds pretty manly. It'd be like one of those Kettle One commercials. We'd drink tea instead of vodka because we need to be sober before we go steal some shit like we're making a Heat sequel. According to TeeVee, any legit reason to don formal wear and carry a gun is a good one.

It makes me sad that men are expected to be chest-thumping heathens today. Any type of social/intellectual refinement is seen as "homosexual." It's pretty sad. I was one of the few guys that wore a suit to a wedding. WTF? And don't tell anybody you enjoy traveling to foreign countries and museums.

They'll think you're French. Which is gay squared.

"Why did you dress up to go out to dinner? That's gay." "You and your fancy long words! That's gay." Okay, I'll act like a drooling smacktard, society.

I guess I'm doomed to be rejected by my peers. I refuse to drink a case of Natty Ice with a thumb in my girlfriend's ass while wearing a football jersey and burping the national anthem. I have these crazy ambitions in life and they don't strictly involve bums beating each other down and eating Doritos.

Really, our Lord and Savior Mike Judge had a psychic premonition when he was doing Idiocracy.

I shave my legs.

(cycling)

I swear!

I never understood why you do that for riding bikes...I understand swimmers...why do cyclers do it?

...because they're gay.

Did you not start this thread?

& get your toenails buffed?

Party fuckin' pooper!!

Watch out, man. You can't say "pooper" without Fugly getting a hard-on. And your manicured hands are likely to get him throbbing.

I definitely have things I do that are traditionally stereotypically gay, but I don't know that I have anything-- gay or otherwise-- I wouldn't want my buddies seeing me do except fucking or crapping.

I sing showtunes. I love musicals.

I cook, and can get very exacting about the process of cooking-- not like Alton Brown exacting...more Emeril, or Bobby Flay. But still.

I talk to my dog in a stupid voice sometimes.

I critique men's fashion choices, even though I myself am strictly a jeans-and-t-shirts dude.

I compliment my gay friends on the hotness of their boyfriends.

I go to opera. Sometimes I cry.


And yet...zero interest in any penis except mine....

nah she didnt make them all shiney

surreeeee... i did the same thing when i was younger when i was swimming/running. these days, its not coming off

you should really consider changing your nick to canuckgay.



me.. its a crack back and sack wax all the way of course...except the legs, cos thats definately gay.

Scents. I love B&Body works.

Shower gels, candles all that. I like things that smell. And I can remember a scent or a girl who wore what scent too.

I got a sun ripened raspberry candle (online only), because it reminds me of 1996, when my beautiful fiancee would shower with that gel scent. It was summer, SoCal and a great time. So when I smell the candle, I get happy thoughts.


Lotsa girlfriends would shower at my place and say I was a bit fruity, but they enjoyed partaking in it all.

I guess I never like to smell bad, look bad or unkempt. A bit gay I suppose :rolleyes:.

I'd like a tea party, I'd bring my Tricorn, musket and best royal accent.

Air Force is so pretty.

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Fun Question:

How many guys that do "gay" things have gone to college / like to read books?

I think Neil Patrick Harris is the shit
I'll hang out at gay bars and dance with girls, occasionally getting my ass slapped by another guy or danced with, and I just laugh it off, also a good reason to tell the girls to save me by pretending to my 5 minute girlfriend. Sometimes they're pretty cool with that :p

Road rash. Generally decreases the severity and makes bandaging it easier.

I'm not a man, so I won't reply to the original post. Just saw this and wanted to explain. ;)

I like candles

and witty, too...

Became a massage therapist?

Although, every male massage therapist that I've met is either married to a woman or dating a woman, so that stereotype doesn't seem to be holding up. I've met quite a few lesbian massage therapists, however.

Rumor has it lesbians have strong hands.

You're picking up what I'm puttin' down. You're all over it. I like that.

I should have gone Air Force anyway. Their EOD guys are total cowboys.

I won't get into whether or not they're gay cowboys. That's just silly.

from west side story:

"I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay..."

Bingo.

Were you a Jet or Shark?

I played Snowboy, who's a Jet. Minor character, but he's the one who gets the crap beat out of him during the Officer Krupke song.

when you're a jet, you're a jet all the way,
from your first cigaret 'til your last dyin' day...

9er, that's pretty much it. Simply admitting that you like to read, go to museums, drink tea or wine, and listen to classical or jazz, and suddenly "yer gay."

It reminds me of the whole Brokeback Mountain conundrum: "Thar ain't no gay cowboys...."

i socialize with Lord Eden..........

hmm

Watch a celebrity ballroom dancing show probably. (the one that "dancing with the stars" is a spin off of)

Oh my goodness...all my life I've been falling in love with gay men...and I think my husband must be gay too.

Shit.

I actually came across a gay moment yesterday. Needed new addidas for the gym. Went to the on base store and they were on sale, my lucky day!

They had a nice blue pair, which looked pretty cool. Like blue = I'm cooool. But then I realized I have nothing to match it. And it did look a little..........off.

I really wanted a pair with OD green colors in it but such is life. I settled on a black pair that match the shorts I always wear anyways. Cant go wrong with BLACK.


But is wanting a bright blue shoe cause its pretty................gay? I wonder.....
back to my chair-force job :)

*highfive*
If you wipe out, having ingrown hairs in the scars as they're healing significantly increases risk of infection. It's a practical thing, not a gay thing.

Correct. Also we shave for aerodynamics, assuming you can go fast enough to have it make a noticeable effect on performance (not me). Also looks better than two hairy beasts rolling down the road.

But yes, more so when i fall off the bandages come off easier....

Just don't leave a pair of hair shorts....not cool.

(my first attempt at multi-quote).

This may not fully qualify based on your defintion of not wanting your buddies seeing you do it, since my buddies participated.

So for me it was running for the Miss America contest, and winning about 5 years in a row before I retired the red plastic roses for the next miss. This was in the bathing suit competition, no talent or gowns need apply. A while back I posted a picture here of me doing this but hopefully it's lost forever as far as I'm concerned.

i think i remember that - far worse than me and paddyjoe in TP wedding gowns...

Do they wipe out that often? Now every time I pass a guy on a road bike I am going to be wishing to see a wipe out..

I pass them on the highway all the time. Dudes are hauling some serious ass, a wipeout must be devestating.

Not liked sports

Interesting to see what some folk discern as homosexual behavioral accoutrements.

Where do the gay jackhammers & the lariat wielding bronco busting wall street traders fit in to most peoples' idea of gay (men) equaling the effeminate?

This thread is going places that are enlightening. Gender roles in the work places
are changing.
Not so long ago: Nurse brought to mind--female. Doctor--male.

I am female & will answer the OP's question:

I am a retired tool & die maker. That alone back in '86 raised many a brow,
especially since I wasn't a..their term..>'dyke'. Only a dyke could
love loud greasy mechanical stuff, right?

The whole gay/lesbo split confuses me too. Homosexual cultural confusion
is alive & well too.

The gayest/homo/ thing I have ever done?

Who the fuck cares?

uhhhh you didn't have to post in the thread if you wanted to crap on the OP. A PM would be fine.

Whoa. I'm sorry if what I wrote appeared to you as crapping on the original post.
My intention was most opposite of crapping. Singling out that part of my post you quoted seems rather unfair.
I will elaborate on the 'who the fuck cares' comment if that would help.

In an ideal society: None of us should have to worry about any of our behaviors,likes
dislikes.. being perceived as anything other than what they are.
Unfortunately, the term: "That's so gay" is not being used as a compliment in the USA.
It's still heard as a pejorative,yes?
Correct me if I am wrong.

Do you actually worry about wanting a pretty colored shoe..as being something
other than wanting a pretty colored shoe?

I have flat out spooned with a half dozen of my closest friends....All night long....taking turns rotating from the big spoon all the way to the little one. We even went so far as to wrap arms around each other.

We were stuck in the mountains of Afghanistan in windy, below-freezing temperatures with no cold-weather gear (save one survival blanket for everyone) at 8,000+ feet of elevation, and freezing to death was the alternative, but it was as awkward as it sounds. Especially after people warmed up enough to start cracking the inevitable jokes.

Well like a few dudes here, I am surrounded by Junior High mentality, testosterone laden dudes who fly fast sh*t or blow Sh*t up!

So yeah, until we can sit down and watch Eddie Izzard together, they give me crap :) over my Metrosexual habits

Hey now, this thread is for Manly Men only.

And aside from you being promoted to Captain Obvious with a Vagina in this thread, the type of commentary you posted is largely the problem with many TFP threads. And I recognize that I'm a big part of the lame comment problem, especially seeing that I post many of them because, well, I'm a friggin' moron. I've learned that you can't just say, "Who cares?" in a discussion forum. Somebody cares. They took the time to post an OP and are seeking comments. Roll with it.

That and I think I already posted a pseudo-"Who the fuck cares?" in my tirade above about being cultured (and literate).

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Also: I find Eddie Izzard to be incredibly funny. I paid to see him live. "I'm covered in bees!"

I think the gayest thing I remember doing is critiquing the Oscar's night evening gowns with my mom and her friend one year (every year), and enjoying it.

I don't drink beer, but love tropical frozen drinks.

Sometimes the best way to change things is to join into the stupidity. And this is a stupid thread that I originally saw as a Potential Problem. It would be one thing if there were anything close to gay-bashing going on here (and that's what I was afraid it would devolve into), but it's something entirely different when the guys here are exploring what behaviors are or aren't associated with homosexuality and finding that their assumptions are different.

I have a good eye for decorating, or so I've been told.

I don't need your approval! I was born this way!

Make really good cocktails. I made a kumquat mojito over the weekend.

I even knew what a kumquat was...

On a brighter note the Electric Shock Therapy is going well so not all bad...

I listen to Fine Young Cannibals sometimes.

Watch makeover shows, dance shows, Real Housewife shows, and HSN and QVC with my wife. Don't really pay that much attention but then I must because I occasionally make comments.

These shows don't make you gay, dude. They just make you abominable.

I've slept between two standard-sized tarps with seven or eight other dudes while ultralight backpacking...once you get over the ghey, it's pretty efficient.

Um. I wear lots of pink, use product in my hair, manscape, drive a either a minivan or a small cute car, walk my small fluffy dog, watch Bravo, enjoy Lady Gaga, have a Gentleman's tea set that I use regularly, and get manicures, lurk styleforum and basenotes, poke people on Facebook, end a startlingly large portion of my texts with 'hehe', and really enjoy wearing expensive leather shoes.

Breasts, legs, and butts are nice, but they're nothing compared to the personality that can be gazed upon in a beautiful woman's eyes. Sometimes I have long conversations on first/second dates so I can grope their eyes, and they end up asking if I'm gay.

I love shoes. Mainly Adidas. I have pairs of Daroga Mesh, Adi Speed, Wanderlust, Rod Laver, Supernova.. The North Face makes great "rock hopping" shoes. Sadly I only have one pair of leather shoes, purchased on the cheap as they were required for a sales job. I've been eyeing a few pairs of ECCO and Mephisto..

I like wearing button up shirts with ties as well, but that's usually obvious. I did once wear a circular neck sweater on a first date, and told her I had a tie on underneath. She tried to soften her laughter, but couldn't :(

I love Madonna. Everything about her. I went to her last concert in Toronto two years ago by myself. I was at a golf event and my wife was supposed to buy the tickets online when they went on sale at 10 in morning. I told her to go online at exactly 10 and what did she do? Forget. She went on at about ten after and couldn't get two tickets together. She bought one and then couldn't get another because it was sold out. She really didn't care because she doesn't like Madonna. It didn't stop me though because who knows if she'll ever come this way again? Great show!!

Post in thread with Tele. LAWL!

:hyper:

Should I make a 'gentleman's tea set use' video?

Yes---yes you should.

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Addendum:

I've been to far more orchestral performances, live musicals, and stage plays than I have sporting events, having enjoyed the former immensely and having experienced much indifference and even boredom with the latter.

I also use words such as addendum, indifference, former, and latter.

I remembered in the car driving home today: Played nude frisbee on a naked beach and doing coordinated wiener spins on webcam with Eden and Punk.

They gayest thing I do is cook, but that's gotten me more pussy than anything else I do. Most of the 'straight-guy' stuff I do takes place in a sausage-fest type environment.

C'mon now, guys. Cooking isn't gay.

In my sexist view of history, I can see men as the first to accidentally drop their freshly stabbed creature onto a fire and notice that it smelled awesome.

I love Paul Mitchell hair care products ever since I got some for free in a gift basket for my help at a fashion show.

I like musicals.

Okay, I love musicals. I think they're delicious little pieces of enchanting magic.

How do you feel about Cats?

Well, the one thing I like more than musicals is poetry, and I happen to admire the work of T. S. Eliot. I'm not sure how I feel about it being set to music with a bunch of grownups dressed as cats prancing around.

I haven't seen it. I mean, I haven't really had the opportunity to. It's not that I wouldn't see it. Maybe I'll look for the film. I hear there's a film of one of the productions.

Oh, and I like cats. They're the only creatures who understand me.

Well, then...

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Re: OP

I've seen Cats. *



* But it was on VHS and I got a blowjob halfway through it from a stacked Korean girl.

I don't act like I give a shit if other men see me as manly. Other than that, I wear womens antiperspirant because it smells better to me.

Tea party sounds cool to me, too. But just not the political one, yeeeeesh

Dammit, now I'm thinking of asking for a tea set for Christmas.

Any recommendations on manufacturers, gents?

I like Broadway musicals, cocktails, shoes, and bags. Oh and I like to eat salads. Many times quadro, jess, and skogafoss will go out to dinner and the server will be bringing a steak, chili dogs, and 2 salads. They always will put the salads with the women. It's funny.

come over to the dark side! we already beat navy this year, west point is up next...

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i accidentally read the first Twilight book (an old platoon leader was this 5'6" babe who said it was about vampires so i was like FUCK YEAH DRACULA). i sing katy perry with my roomies.

as for the tea party, what are the rules on monacles? are two allowed at once?

I wax off all my body hair, have really long hair on my head that I style, am in really good shape, get my nails done, like to shop, have my eye brows shaped, use men's skin products and and men's make up, wear thong underwear, and always and dressed well. I am 100 percent straight and get a hell of a lot of action from women for doing all of it!!!

I cry. I cry at movies that have a happy moment or ending, or at movies that are really sad. I cry when my kids have moments that make me proud at their achievements or sad at the disappointments. I cry remembering people that are gone from my life, but somehow made me a better person...there are some stories I can't tell because they make me cry. My friends give me crap about it too, but there's nothing I can do...I am an empathetic man.

You win.

I love Disney movies (yeah yeah, everyone does-but I get a little teary-eyed sometimes), I'm relatively fit, have long curly/wavy hair, talk about people's feelings... I guess that does it.

What does level of physical fitness have to do with sexuality, again? I'm not sure that going to the gym and being able to run XX miles makes you gay.

If it does, call me Fabulous.

Hmm, point taken. It's probably coincidental, but my straight friends are pretty typical fat, nerdy dudes, and my gay friends are quite fit. I suppose it's just a byproduct of also enjoying gaming, that my friends who also enjoy gaming aren't so fit. My bad, 'twas a stereotype I hadn't even known I believed.




... Also, you're FABULOUS!

I have a lisp. I love Drag shows, my best friends are all Gay or Female, and I've been waiting for the better part of a year for one of my nearest and dearest friends to just come to terms with the fact that he's gay, so it's not so awkward for everyone. I'm also a hell of a cook, love wine, and I scout out/filter potential dating material for a few of my Girlfriend's friends/my adopted little sisters.

Based on the notion that 10% of the population is homosexual, that 10% must be really popular. I've run into like two openly homosexual people in my entire life. I say "openly" because I live near the nation's capital and we all know that Congress is a bunch of closet homos / pedosmile-havers.

Hmm, gayest things I do as a heterosexual male?
1) Sing in musicals (was in Pirates of Penzance last year)
2) Love "West Side Story"
3) Once threw a "Little Mermaid" party in college, where everyone had to come as their favorite character. (I went as the chef, NOT the Mermaid!)
4) Keep an immaculate house
5) Manscape (myself only)

I watched the Rocky Horror Picture show episode of Glee.

No, wanting a bright blue shoe cause it's pretty is not gay. Not getting the pretty bright blue shoes because they don't match your outfit...........that's gay. :)

When I lived in Philly and wore a suit everyday I certainly had 'metrosexual' down.

I got manicures, facials, pedicures, my shoes always matched my belt and my socks even matched my boxer briefs, just in case. I used more hair product than most of the women I dated. But I can't really say any of that leans toward gay.

These days, with were I live and what I do, if it doesn't say Carthart it doesn't last more than a week. However, I still do several thing that the less enlightened may consider gay.

I love classical music and Jazz. I'd rather see a jazz show than just about any other musical performance.
Although the internet is my book of choice these days, I greatly enjoy reading.
I watch a lot of cooking shows.
I love museums and art galleries.
I like silk.
There are few things better than a good pair of shoes.
I manscape, though not to the extent of some, taint to belly button only.
I'd definitely be interested in BG's tea party. Waistcoat, pocket watch and Ascot included.
I like bow ties, but have never been able to pull it off.
I definitely have an eye for design.
I'm not afraid to hug another man.
I like cats, I have two, but I'm allergic to them.
I've been to a male strip show (with women) and I wasn't uncomfortable.
Cocks fascinate me. I have no desire to ever touch any but my own, but they fascinate me non-the-less.
I want a full size Poodle.

Full-size poodles can be beautiful.

Minor thread jack.

I agree, they are spectacular dogs. They have hair instead of fur (great for my allergies to animal dander), incredibly intelligent and outstanding hunters. + Steinbeck traveled with one, even wrote a book about it, 'Travels with Charley'.