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Plan9 07-31-2010 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ring (Post 2810358)
Your attempt at castigation has failed.

Don't worry. He sent me a PM and told me what an asshole I am.

It was brutal.

preacher 07-31-2010 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru (Post 2810338)
It's not difficult, people.

Throw off the yoke of whoredom, and just fuck!



The yoke! Yes! Although I prefer to call it "The panties of the stootch".
O those cursed panties that blind men's eyes with their gauzy white cotton!
Cast them away, brothers, and see what has always been before you. . .the truth!

Amen

---------- Post added at 10:13 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:12 PM ----------

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Originally Posted by Idyllic (Post 2810359)
Oh wait, I forgot, with one of these *points to crouch* I can get as many of those *points to dick* as I want...... hehehehe and that is THE TRUTH of THE FUCK....thanks preacher :)

While that may be the accepted way of things, the truth and knowledge of The Fuck™ exploits this vanity of the whore to reverse the status quo, for those who choose to follow the dark path.

Amen

Jetée 08-01-2010 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9 (Post 2810430)
Don't worry. He sent me a PM and told me what an asshole I am.

It was brutal.

No, I'm pretty sure I only take the time to message people I'm really afraid of, (pretty girl syndrome) though you are getting closer to that next color-coded level.
It's so hard trying to convey sincere emotion through a 12x12 pixeled humanoid, and I'm really failing in the task, with or without 'em. :oogle:


And if I did send you a message, it wasn't to berate you. It was to ask: did I really do something to deserve all this vitriol? Just look at how he speak about me...
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Originally Posted by Plan9
You make me wish the grand atom smasher of people, that mysterious stranger arranger, didn't have to be so damn brutal with its arrivals and departures. I'm really kinda tired of the Dramarama "Anything, Anything"-style mania associated with Making Solid Friends (TM) these days.

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Originally Posted by Plan9
If you were wearing cargo pants and standing next to me, I'd so piss in your pocket.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plan9
I want to steal you away for a weekend of hiking on the Appalachian Trail.

We'll sleep under the stars and tell stories and be tired, cold, dirty and not really care.

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Originally Posted by Plan9
Your impression of dead celebrities pretending to be other people was righteous.

...

Of course your inflated stats are bigger than mine.

...

Not even that giant rock that took out the dinosaurs...

No, nothing could stop you from being a smarmy asshole.

...

Your posts say "no" but your avatar says "yes."

I'll leave it up to you to decide to the question.

...

You're like reduced fat peanut butter. Just wrong.

...

Your claws dig into my flesh. I won't surrender the tuna.

Maybe if you asked nicely instead of biting me, huh?

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Originally Posted by Plan9
I know you are... but what am I?


ring 08-01-2010 01:56 PM

Jet, if there is something truly amiss between you two,
may I suggest you handle it privately & perhaps with a mediator involved?

I'm worried now, & that's the Truth. Hopefully this is all a big misunderstanding.

PZ.

preacher 08-01-2010 03:18 PM

Of course, I will be glad to provide a bit of relationship counseling free of charge, as part of the goodwill outreach of The Fuck™ Ministries. I am a fully-vested Universal Life Church Minister in good standing since 2001. . .I specialize in whore education and bitch recovery programs.

Amen

uncle phil 08-01-2010 03:28 PM

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Tully Mars 08-01-2010 03:52 PM

OP toaster by the ban hammer... thread closed


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