low hanging fruit.

Whenever my father says this, it causes my mother instant insanity.

(She raised three boys and three girls.)

Dumper, pooper, and anything else Eden / Fugly / Jazz use to refer to the backside of a woman.

It's disgusting. Nothing about a bowel movement turns me on. I'm just old school like that.

And it makes me wonder if trashy girls refer to well-endowed men as toters of "huge pissers."

Dooder. You like that word don't you plan?

I liked when Fugly's User Tag was "Duke of the Dooder".

You sonuvabitch!

Hey now, sounds like someone's grinding the gears in the ol' turd cutter.

I could really go for a sinker in the stinker right now.

Hell, I'd just shoot Eden and Fugly in front of the barn.

...

And you best check yourself, Baraka. I know where you live.

"I'm so dead," as in "I'm so tired/exhausted."

Speaking of which, I really don't want to cook right now, but I have to... /me goes stumbling off to the kitchen...

"hater"

A term bandied about by people with indefensible positions as an attempt to discredit those with legitimate positions. I don't "hate" you, moron; I'm just pointing out your obvious shortcomings and idiocy. Don't like criticism? Don't be a fucking douche.

What if I want to be a fucking douche?

Oh, that's certainly your right :)

Haters gonna hate.... :shakehead:

"Think outside the box"
means: the same old ideas that didn't pan out the first time

"Don't worry about it"
means: I'm sweating bullets because whatever I'm not supposed to worry about is absolutely guaranteed to f**k up thoroughly

"No problem" means: problem

"nickel and dimed"

Please...enough already. The economy's shit. Times are tough. I get that....but seriously...enough.

"to tell the truth"

My bad.
Ugh!
What's wrong with "my error" or "my mistake"?

The term "bad boys" except when referring to, well, bad boys. The other day we were at a little neighborhood eatery and when the waiter came to remove the no longer needed plates he said "Let me clear these bad boys off your table." Later, after ordering pecan pie it was "I'll get that bad boy right out to you!" :confused:
I think we got cheated, because he took two bad boys away, but only brought one back.:grumpy: Then when he picked up my credit card it was "I'll just grab this bad boy and be right back." Some folks just try way too hard to be "with it." Sheesh.

Lindy
on the road in Ohio

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Zing!

"Real talk" or "straight talk."

I hear all the gangsters saying "real talk" and "straight talk" these days, and sometimes they give it a little flair by clapping their hands when they say each word.

I'd do you a solid for either of those alternative phrases.

Just stick to "excuse me".

"I will start tomorrow"
"I will do it tomorrow"

Anything where people leave things off until the mythical "tomorrow". Give me a fucking break, if you were serious about doing it you would start it now.

i hate the phrases,

1. " how are you feeling?"

2. " it will be okay", or some other variation of it.

3. " did you see that?" when it's quite obvious you have as you were in the same room
4. " don't worry"

i will come back to this thread if i think of more.

right now that's it

"Very truly I tell you,"

It's said over and over in the friggin' Bible by Our Lord and Savior.

"that's so gay..."