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Cynthetiq 03-09-2010 07:34 PM

Pet Brown Eye got you down?
 
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A fool and his money are soon parted.

Do you think that this is a mother invention solution? I don't think that this is something that really required something to be done about. What happens when the animal drops a turd and it sticks to the flappy part? Isn't that worse than looking at a "food exit hole"?

SecretMethod70 03-09-2010 07:46 PM

Are you KIDDING me? And what happens when they need to *use* their butt? Dogs may give warning, but cats don't necessarily.

inBOIL 03-09-2010 08:02 PM

They should cut down on spray from wet farts. Sort of like mudflaps. I wonder if they have any naked lady or Yosemite Sam butt covers.

Grancey 03-09-2010 08:51 PM

In these economic down times I guess people will try to sell anything for a buck, or a butt.

snowy 03-09-2010 09:06 PM

I really don't see my cats putting up with that. Not worth it.

Plan9 03-09-2010 09:22 PM

This is ridiculous.

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The girl holding the dog's behind and giving a thumbs up... probably cries herself to sleep.

And... the product covers up the asshole but not the penis / vaj. Half-ass design! *rimshot*

...

And what? They don't have a clip-on target-shaped model for your girlfriend's thong?

"I'm going for a bullseye, baby!"

Glory's Sun 03-10-2010 05:20 AM

It's times like these when I know for a fact there is no god.

dlish 03-10-2010 05:26 AM

cant wait till TFP make their own one..

we'll call it "Shoot the Shit"

fresnelly 03-10-2010 06:37 AM

I wonder if the model quit the business after that shoot.

Redlemon 03-10-2010 06:46 AM

Whew, at first glance I thought that these were butt plugs for your pets.

LoganSnake 03-10-2010 07:09 AM

Can't wait to see demotivational posters with that first image on them.

snowy 03-10-2010 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Plan9 (Post 2765827)
And... the product covers up the asshole but not the penis / vaj. Half-ass design! *rimshot*

On both of my kitties, it would cover up the vaj. I would seriously consider it for one kitty if I thought she would put up with such a thing, mostly because she spends an incredible amount of time chewing on her butt/vaj. In fact...she may become a cone kitty this weekend :eek: because her back legs are going bald from too much grooming.

Xerxys 03-10-2010 07:37 AM

Y'all are just jealous none of you thought about it first. I know I am. This is what I call a BRILLIANT business model. I can totally see Paris Hilton wannabes rocking this stupid shit!

**goes off to try and find some stupid inane idea to put to practice**

dlish 03-10-2010 08:00 AM

xerxys, you tried licking your butthole didnt you?

Ourcrazymodern? 03-10-2010 10:51 AM

I'm a little embarrassed I even looked at this thread.

Iliftrocks 03-10-2010 12:57 PM

That just ain't right

Pearl Trade 03-10-2010 02:39 PM

That girl is hot, so I wish she'd get away from that dog's shit cannon.

Savinkov 03-10-2010 10:33 PM

What an......umm......distinctive product. :orly:

Should I be too surprised that such a kitschy waste of $ exists? Probably not. After all, this is America, the place that invented the "Pet Rock".

Xerxys 04-23-2010 10:16 AM

In light of this thread and my constant complaints of butt crack theater, a new and innovative product has been developed to curb this affliction. It's called the ...

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  • The Backtacular Ass Crack Shield

    Style Buzz A decorative bedazzled denim decal that keeps your gluteal cleft modest while wearing your low-slung pants. Utilitarian AND stylish! You never know what kind of pests might try to worm their way back there

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Shauk 04-23-2010 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xerxys (Post 2780480)
In light of this thread and my constant complaints of butt crack theater, a new and innovative product has been developed to curb this affliction. It's called the ...



>>Linky


I couldn't make fun of a girl that looks like those girls for it, I'd just stare too much and your typical geek meets hotness noises.

Thrombatic Pyle 04-23-2010 10:41 AM

:thumbsup:

Blackthorn 04-24-2010 05:53 PM

My little doggie's got the best balloon knot of all the dogs in the neighborhood!!! Just ask him next time you see him... his name is Maxx (two xx's)... :D

genuinegirly 04-24-2010 07:31 PM

I kinda like the biohazard symbol. But I don't think it'd be compatable with my rabbit.

The "gluteal cleft" cover HAS to be a joke.

Xerxys 04-24-2010 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by genuinegirly (Post 2780858)
The "gluteal cleft" cover HAS to be a joke.

I most certainly hope not! You have no idea how much I hate the exposed butt crack! It reeks of class-less ... -ness!! And besides, the people who sport it are hardly as attractive as the ones in the pictures above.

raging moderate 04-25-2010 07:35 PM

That's the problem, if it was all hot chicks sporting the ass cleavage, there'd be no problem. Ususally the people sporting them have some more blobs in random places to go along with the ass-crack display.

I've actually thought about the fact that it is kinda nasty to have to see dog anus running around. my solution was to get a dog that doesn't show off her chocolate starfish on a constant basis. she came with this convenient butt-cover known as a tail.

Charlatan 04-25-2010 11:50 PM

I want one of these to hang on my ass.


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