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What hand do you use to hold your penis while taking a leak?

Also, state whether or not you're left or right handed.

Ever since I've watched Gattaca, I've been curious if right handed men indeed hold their penises with their right hand and left handed men hold their penises with their left.

I was born a lefty, but had to learn how to write with my right hand because it was a requirement at school at the time. I am fully right handed now, but I still hold it with my left. It is the only thing I do with my left hand instinctively.

So...fess up.

P.S. ambidextrous people need not apply.

Right handed all the way. Lefty's are just weird

I'm a righty and I hold it with my right...

I'm a righty and I hold it with my right.

But I use the left for erm ... other extra curricular activities.

And why you be hatin' on ambidextrous brothas?!

im a righty and i usually hold it with my left.

Never thought about it - just did it. Waited till I went to make sure before posting.

... My doc told me to not lift anything heavy...

Which is why you wear Depends.

I'm a righty using the left, myself.

I've actually retrained myself to do things with my left hand to keep my right hand available to defend myself.

I carry my wallet in my back left pocket, I hold my wang with my left hand, I carry things in my left hand, etc.

I am ambidextrous in most things - I can write with either had, but naturally use my left more, I use most tools (brushes, scalpels and craft knives, screwdrivers etc) with eithe rhand, depending on angle of access.

When pissing, I generally use my right, but only because clothing is biased that way - getting your left hand into a trouser fly is harder than getting your right in, because of the direction the flaps of cloth are facing.

If I get up in the night (and have nothing on) I use my left - i use my right to lift the washing up bowl out the way ;)

For aiming the pink torpedo up Tuna Canyon I use either hand as situation dictates and access allows.

Why no option for a switch-hitter?

Yeah, I take turns...

I have to pull my pants all the way down to my ankles, and put my hands on my hips and swivel around like I am doing that one part of the macarena dance when I pee.

Where is my option?

Most of the time, I use my underwear to hold my dick. Got used to it when I had chef pants on and keep doing when I had blue jeans on.

I am left-handed and use my left hand but mostly I use both hands when doing the deed.

right handed, right handled

I pull down the zipper w the right, haul the shorts down and hook the bottom of the zippered opening with my left thumb to keep it away from my courting tackle. Then I haul out the sausage part w my right thumb & forefinger - those fingers hold on while the game is in play, and tuck everything dearest to me back in a safe and secure manner before the left hand releases the undershorts/zippered opening.

This still holds true when wearing gym shorts or swim trunks or other non-zippered wear - the left thumb holds the clothing well down and close to the thighs while the right does the lift & aim work. I guess it is habit, developed unconsciously due to the design of the fabric as pointed out above by Daniel.

Why no options for "both" or "either"?

I'm a righty who holds with his left... I was also surprised at that "slip" in Gattaca. It feels very odd holding it in my right... well, to pee anyway :P

Have to use both hands to hold it. LOL

I'm a righy and I hold it with my left hand. The right hand (thumb) holds the boxers down.

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I'm a righy and I hold it with my left hand

Right or left, if I had to guess mostly right. Also it depends on the pants I'm wearing, some are easier to hold down or to the side with one hand more than the other.

We knew that was a joke. Your username is Irishman. :D

LS is a bad motha shut yo mouth ....

I was simply inquiring as to WHY ambidextrous people need not apply. I mean we hold it too, and in the interests of fairness and unbiased research it seems to be a population that is not accounted for in the original question. And why pick out my post and not the other 2, including #4 by Xerxys that asks the same question (and which hasn't been answered by the OP)?

Palm, meet face.

You're complaining about Xerxys quoting you asking the same question he asked and answering it...

Ratman, you're the rattiest.... ;)

Because I'm only curious about righties and lefties. People who use both hands are of no interest to me in the context of this poll.

It's not like I'm publishing a thesis in Popular Science on who uses what hand to piss.

Takes two hands to handle my whopper -- the old burger king song!! Left

That answers my question. Just curious is all.

I'm not complaining Jazz. Again, just curious.

I just pulled it out of my pants in front of the computer to check...

Turns out I hold it with my left hand.

I am right handed.

Both hands behind my head and a smile on my face.

/me can only remember (less than fondly) the old "do you fold or bunch your toilet paper" threads...

is this really GD material?

unlike phil...i don't fondle myself when i pee.


righty with the right

Sorry but you seem to have misunderstood, your not supposed to describe to use what the police ask you to do when they walk in on you with a vic .. erm, hooker.

A general topic for the general population on a discussion forum?

Hmmm...

im left handed but hold it with the right!

Me too, it's like we are pissing brothers.
That's hot.

usually right-right, but I'm amphibulous and bidextrous about such things. I can even go no hands for the extra feeling of freedom, but it's a real mess when I sneeze...

Did you ever see Don Logan take a leak in "Sexy Beast"?

If you have you have your answer....

I hold it with whichever hand doesnt have a beer in it at the moment

Benny Lava is the shit.