What're you gonna be for halloween?
 

Just cuz I'm cool with making an ass out of myself anonymously (aka the internet) I think i'm gonna pair

glowman costumes inc. llc. Glow in the dark, glow stick halloween costumes.


http://www.glowmancostumes.com/image...roducts_GM.jpg

with

http://www.walyou.com/blog/wp-conten...guy-fawkes.jpg

then go dance wildly to music I hate.


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nah I lied, I probably wont wear the mask. :p

Guido Fawkes, the only man ever to enter the House of Parliament with honest intentions!

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Dressing up for Halloween isnt such a thing in the UK - but if I am forced to I normally wrap a scarf around my face and claim Im dressed up as a hooligan

I don't think I'll dress up at all, but I might want to be a ware-wolf.

I might do my "end table and lamp" costume again. I kinda liked it last time since whenever I was just sitting around at the party somebody would inevitably come over and place their drink on me, or leave a joint in my ashtray, or other such fun nonsense. I also think people were more open about just sitting down by me and talking since it was almost like talking to yourself but the lamp sometimes answered back.

I cut a hole in a board just big enough to sit on my hips and covered it with a tablecloth, wrapped my body in red cloth to simulate a lamp base, wore a lampshade as a hat...with various miscellaneous stuff on my table part.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...p-endtable.jpg

I will probably stay home. Last year I went as a naughty librarian. It was all right.

I'm always covered in bruises since I am a bit anemic and play rugby. I'm thinking of using makeup to enhance the bruises and add more so I can be a character from Lifetime Movie Network. I don't think anyone would get it though. I thought I could make a Title Credits sign to wear around my neck that says "Mother May I Sleep with Danger" starring Tori Spelling.....

^^ That's just mean.

We should go out.

I want to go as fug.

Ridiculous chicken suit, anyone?

I'm going as a ninja... to a pirate fundraiser.
I don't do anything actually on Halloween.

Beach bum.

I'm totally going to rock Greenman this year.

here's a crusty old pic of one I made. South African Feather Company is a fun place to go but then you end up with pounds and pounds of all sorts of feathers and eventually you gotta do something with them.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...kbigbird-1.jpg

I'm going to dye my hair the colors of the rainbow and be a pot of gold.

Excellent, BadNick.

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Sadly, I'll probably don the costume I used last year. Bad juju plus I'll freeze my ass off. Good times ahoy!

My GF and I are holding a Discworld Halloween party.
I'm going as Vimes (Sam Vimes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia) and she's doing Lady Sybil (Lady Sybil Vimes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia).

I know for sure we've got a Carrot, Angua, Moist, Bella Dearheart, Rincewind, Ponder Stibbons, Granny Weatherwax (or possibly Nanny Ogg instead).

An employee of the buy more geek squad. (referencing to the t.v. show Chuck)

I would tell you, but then you'd know what to expect, and nobody expects us.

Herpes?

the spanish inquisition?

my girl wants us to go as a cowboy and an indian.

i wanted her to be a hillybilly with an erection and i wanted to go as a sheep on a leash...but she won

if anyone needs me, ill be over here, looking for my balls.

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yeah, thats what i was thinking

Having had a hectic past month my guise is still up in the air... although I'm thinking I might just combine my wizard hat and mullet wig and go as 80s Gandalf

Naked singing in a windmill!

i'm making my alice in wonderland costume. if it comes out right, i think i'll make a pretty indecent alice.

im going as a smurf this year i think

I have a Zebra print speedo that I'm going to wear and I'm shaving lines into my chest hair (there's alot of it) and I'm going to be rockin a mohawk so I'll be a Zebra. And my SO is going as a safari hunter so we co-ordinate

Alone and sober. Maybe watch a movie.

It's the same thing every year.
I'm gonna be the mom, get this, the mom who sneaks in after the kid has gone to bed and carries away her favorite candy for herself.

muah-ha-ha-ha! :p

Now that'd be cute lol

I have to work until 2AM! UGH!!

My girlfriend and I are toying with coupley ideas this year. She suggested Mario and Luigi, or Scooby and Shaggy. Realistically I have noooo idea. I wanted to be Sonny and Cher, she refuses.

sleeping.

you shoulda seen me as the incredible hulk last year ;)

Max is insisting to be a football referee, which blew up the plans that the_wife had for Drew to be in Curious George in Max's old monkey costume and for Max to be The Man with the Yellow Hat. So we switched plans.

Max will be a referee.
Drew will be in his Urlacher jersey, and we're buying a kids' helmet.
I'll wear my Payton jersey.
The_Wife is going to wear all brown and go as a football with the help of some strategically placed masking tape.
My folks will be in town so The_Papa is going as a sports caster.
The_Baba is still undecided but may go as a fan or a pylon.

pics!

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u...8/IMG_0858.jpg

hulking it

ooooh that's a good Hulk! How long did it take to get the makeup off?

i was oozing for days!

quite literally!

ohh......make sure you dont have white or offwhite bed sheets if you ever intend on doing something this silly

LOL@dlish. Yay pics! I think I'd go nuts with all that make up on me.

lmao@Logan! I like this. A lot.

Without the context of the previous page... this is pure sophomoric humor gold.

Change of plans. My friend Matt told me that one of his coworkers, who has never met me, thinks I'm hilarious and told him to bring me.

I will be wearing my tuxedo with this.
http://i35.tinypic.com/25a0k6s.jpg

I used to have an animated gif of tuxedo guy with a horse head dancing. What was that from?

Also, we are going to be a penguin family tomorrow, but today I dusted off Rorschach to win the company costume competition:

http://i.imgur.com/1opSk.jpg

I went as a Magic 8 Ball with an Identity crisis (Identity crisis part of inside joke at work)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...e/PICT0352.jpg

and the back: Sign says "I'm sorry. My hearing aid was off. What was the Question?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...e/PICT0353.jpg

I'm going as the town drunk

The school girl got robbed

I'm going to be that weird single woman in her mid-30's who lives down the street with her beagle. I'm going to have all my lights off and retreat to one room for the night and everything.

Oh I did hear of a good idea for a woman tho ---

Go as a one night stand. Wear a man's button down shirt, put on your eye make up and rub your eyes to smear it all up, and wear high heels. I love this idea.

I'm going to a cross dress Hash run.... I'm going as barefoot and pregnant.

I'll be skulking around in a bright red shirt and a Santa hat.

I'm "Christmas creep".

Leonardo the Ninja Turtle

I was going to be Charles Manson with a guilty conscience, but alas the girlfriend got sick and I missed the party:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29.../IMG000157.jpg

Correction: I went as stop-loss'd.

Funny photos!! thank you

http://i36.tinypic.com/2lvbrew.jpg]
Chillin'. Drinking from a glass was difficult.

http://i33.tinypic.com/wrx3o.jpg
Beer makes everything funny. In some rooms, the lean was necessary to avoid hitting the ceiling with the bottle.