So what kind of drunk are you?
 

I'm a happppppy drunk :) And honest too and helpful. I like that I become a better person when I drink and not the opposite. Which is a bit odd considering im something of a misanthrope during sober periods. Actually Im mostly sober, I rarely drink. Not sure why exactly. Probably the naseous experiences. if you cant tell im a bit drunk atm. ah thank you.

edit: I also become better musically. Less disciplined but more in tune. Love listening to pink floyd when in altered state (all kinsd). also by happy I imply friendly/touchy. i want to connect with everyone and if im alone i call all my peeps

heyyy, i posted there too. but this is a legit thread i think. different from that. dont think its been done recently. sorry if it has. Love you :)

I'm usually a social, happy drunk. I'm semi-social when sober but I tend to give people chances more often when I'm drunk.. like someone I know I won't like, I give em a chance instead of just blowing them off when I'm drunk..

the type of drunk I hate more than any other? The life story drunk. I've got a good buzz ..ok? I don't need you telling me what your grandmother cooked when you fell down and scraped your knee when you were nine and how that experience led you down the path of life you are now on. Seriously, have another drink and chill.

I'm a pirate drunk.

I'll drink your grog.

I'll rape your women.

I'll smash your home.

I'll fight anything that be comin' my way.

I'm a happy drunk too. I also get a little crazy, and I cant stop laughing.:)

wish i could fllllyyyy with you man! :thumbsup:

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isnt it awesome? i thank the stars everyime i get drunk. i think it (secretly) makes us better people ;) love ya

I don't get drunk. FML.

I'll try it next week. Goodnight TFP.

I have stages.

First stage I'm quiet, relaxed, mellow - just hanging out enjoying my beer or 3.

Next stage, I get social, I'm talkative, smiles, your best friend & all around annoying party guy beers 4-12.

Stage three is sleepy, I get so god awful tired and just want to find a bed, here is the blackout limit as well. If I continue to drink myself through 'sleepy' whatever happens afterward has to be told to me (this has happened twice). These are beers 12+.

Stage 4: The asshole. 20+cans Total Meat-head, picking a fight with everyone and cussing like a sailor. The last guy you want to be around. Also rumored to enjoy nudity/streaking. Like I said though, this is all hear-say, I don't remember either of these nights, only that I had several people come up to me the next day and claim I shoved them into a wall - one of them claimed I was missing my pants.

Yeah my later stages arent so much nudity as group sex orgy drives.

I organize things when I'm drunk. I get all insecure.

Why are your shoes next to each other at the foot of the bed?

Why are your clothes neatly folded and left on the dresser?

Why are all the labels on the jars in your kitchen straight?

I was there.

im a never been drunk....honest

Usually, I love everybody and feel the need to compliment everybody on anything I find worthy of a compliment.

I tend to get naked.

I like to talk.... loud.

Until I drink too much and black out. Then I make a huge ass out of myself and I become kind of a dickhead...

how can you do that after you've blacked out?

I don't understand the question.

hah, had a few drinks too? i mean, if you've blacked out how do you turn into a dick if youre out of it.l woudnlt you just be there sleepin./moanin.;blacked out.

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also new question for all. how drunk do you like t o get? used to i only got a little drunk, now its everything up to falling down/black out drunk. i am so much happier now that i can release control /power

it depends, but usually i'm a happy drunk, i like to sing and dance and have a good time. i LOVE riding my bicycle drunk.

occasionally, rarely, i get sad and pensive and self loathing.

i never get angry though, so i got that going for me.

try it.

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i wish to hang out with you :)

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i think in a way i am more evolved when drunk. more open, more accepting, more artistic, etc. if it werent for the balance and personal space issues or whatever id do it more yay

Oh no, when I black out I want to drink more and more.

also, apparently, when i get really really drunk, i mention how fucked up i am about 3 million times, and i raise both clenched fists in the air and shout "whoo hooo!" a lot.

the mating call of a southern girl : "y'all, im sooo druuuunk!!!"
the mating call of an ugly souther girl: "I SAID...Y'ALL...I'M SOOOO DRUUUUUNK!!!!"

hahahaah

We have this artistic walk thing where I live where all the youngin folk blitz around between art displays and this girl once shouted "I LOVE COCK!" to about a crowd of 60 people. I've also been catcalled by a car full of women once here in a similar situation...only in phoenix. ... also is it still a cat call if its the women doing it?":)

If I'm drinking beer, I get happy and silly and flirty.


If I drink liquor, not so much. I get a little too emotional and end up either crying or yelling. Luckily, I don't drink liquor often, aside from a few shots.

I laugh uncontrollably at everything.

I attempt to do stupid physical performances (handstands, backflips, etc)

I attempt to sing

I'm an energetic, happy drunk most of the time. My night goes: 1) Start drinking, sharing anecdotes from the week just passed. 2) Get happier, louder and a little more physical - Time to line up the shots. 3) Get rowdy and rile everyone else up - by this stage I'm having my token Saturday night cigarette. 4) Retreat to my room for a break to rip out a gnarly guitar solo. 5) Get pissed off 'cause a certain someone tells me I'm being emo in my room. 6) Shut that person up by blasting them away with another guitar solo. 7) Leave the 'ouse to go clubbing and forget the rest of the night.

Good times... Good times!

I start cracking jokes (sometimes funny, sometimes not) left, right and centre. Talkative, easy going, and philosophical. I love to ponder life's unanswered questions while downing a double rum and coke. I never go into "subconscious Ally". I more or less know what I'm doing. More or less.

I like rock music, but I LOVE it when I'm drunk.

On the upward bend, I become less reserved, talkative and flirtatious.

On the downward bend, I become philosophic, if not existentialist.

I'm a silly, friendly, flirty drunk who steps cheerfully over social boundaries. I sing karaoke. I hit on your girlfriend. I drink your milkshake.

Sounds like me in social drinking situations when I haven't yet had too much. ;) Including the hitting on of girlfriends. Or wives. And grinning and giggling a lot.

Once I realize I've had too much (and it comes on fast) and start to feel blah, I get to be a sad, tired, grumpy drunk and just wanna go home (whine).

Oh, man... that's gotta be a hoot.

I try not to get drunk these days. I don't like hangovers.

Yeah, that's me, too. Except I have about an 8th of the charm Ratbastid has.

i dont drink the way i once did.

i'm not that different from how i normally am...a bit more outgoing , more direct and a bit more ruthless...if we get into a debate and i'm sober, i'll often let the fact that i am basically a nice person tail off what i might say. give me a few beverages, though, and that won't happen. and apparently my sense of humor gets more baroque. i don't know why. it isnt always helpful situationally.

sometimes i can be cajoled into telling the one poem i know.

Will there be 11 more threads to post in after posting in this one?

Let's just say, when i'm drunk i'm wayyyy too much fun to be with
:hearts::p:lol::love::hyper::hyper::hearts::icare::hearts::crazy::D:hearts::wave::hearts:

...and that's why i don't let myself get drunk unless i'm with trusted
friends or a trusted lover

...but i love to get a little high which makes for a happy medium :)

I'm the philosophical drunk. Not that I don't usually ponder the wonders of the universe whenever I'm conscious, I just tend to steer the conversation towards the profound when I drink. I'm generally a happy drunk, incredibly outgoing, but my temper is much shorter. That doesn't mean I start fights or go into one prematurely. There's actually very little violence in my drinking history. It is just that my ability to suffer fools is greatly diminished when I'm drunk, so if you are getting on my nerves, come the last straw of saying dumb things, I will spend the next 5-10 minutes logically explaining why you are stupid and should never procreate. This usually results in laughter for those not being berated, so I guess it all comes out in the wash.
*snuggles*
Think I'll go get drunk now.....

I did acquire a second wife by mentioning one drunken night that I'd totally do her. I don't think her then-husband was within earshot at the time...

On the other hand, Hal, you're swinging about 8 times as much pipe I am. WELL, maybe not 8 times... But definitely more pipe. And I'm ok with that. :no:

;)

In sober life, I wear a huge conversational filter. I really don't want to cause offense to people, so I keep a lot of thoughts in. With alcohol, I remove the filter. Most of what's on my mind isn't too dangerous, so I haven't grievously insulted anyone yet. Therefore, I'm considered "funnier" when drunk.

I'm a fun drunk. I'm silly when sober and drinking makes me the silliest person you know. I'm 99.9% happy at all times and not a fighter. This makes it hard to be around my drunk friends who are dicks and want to fight at all times.

I love everyone when drunk but I am NOT a "I loveee u man!" drunk. I just like being around people.... when I'm drunk.

to be honest, i have no incentive to even come close to getting drunk. same reason why i dont smoke.

dont get me wrong, i see nothing wrong with people doing as they please. just a personal choice.

I normally just lose the ability to speak and stand there staring stupidly

I use to drink heavy and often, now not so much.

In the past if I was having a good day, I was the life of the party. If my day was shit, then you were in for trouble once I hit the bottle.

Now if I have a few wobbly pops I'll get more talkative and loud but soon get bloated and sleepy....night over.

Now a good joint.....aaaahhh now we are talking!

Now I only drink a couple of beers on fri-sun if i am bbq, rarely will i drink more than 3 beers in a night. I love to ride my bike and being hungover is not conducive to long bike rides in the morning.

I don't drink because it is a poison, but I am afraid what would happen if I did. I would probably start off funny but quickly turn into an asshole. I just think if the filter were turned off my mouth then there would be real trouble, like saying things that couldn't be unsaid.

I'm a mellow, happy drunk. I may talk too loud and say something embarassing but its all in good fun. Unless I'm drinking tequila. Then all bets are off. I'm not going to start any fights, but i'll be the first to suggest we climb something tall and jump off onto something hard. Tequila makes my evil twin Timmy come out and Timmy likes to party. Timmy likes to party and is a terrible instigator. Timmy has been known to end up in the ER. We try to keep Timmy hidden as much as possible.

Beer - mellows me out big time. Don't really get drunk off it unless I'm at a concert or a bar.

Liquor - very talkative

Bottle of wine - I think I'm the sexiest thing God put on this planet. On Roller Skates.

:lol: We need to drink wine together, apparently.

Methinks TFP needs an annual house party.

I'm in the silly, fun, and talkative crowd. Although I've been know to be aggressive and did some really stupid shit when I'm drunk as well. I don't know what happened, they sound like such good ideas at the time.

or a cruise ;)

Apparently i get, as my wife puts it, "flamboyant." Apparently I flit about being talkative to everyone and kind of flirty with people. then I start singing. A lot. Which I have been told is the sign of a good party and is OK as I am actually a rather good singer. Then, I am told, I start kissing/hugging/massaging folks and telling people, in detail, why I think they are good people and that I want to cook for them. I have seen video and, while I get side tract, I am absurdly articulate too. I also go the silly route.

Then there was that one time I took to blowing fire...

I guess I am a hell of a lot more interesting drunk. I am a reserved, intense guy otherwise.

I develop an Irish/English accent that I cannot stop without thinking very very hard about.
I get immensely aroused and flirty, and I am much more likely to kiss friends and strangers.
I'm more likely to insult you, but in a way where you feel loved and good.

Oh, right! The cruise!

I really like to get drunk with Punk.Of.Ages (sorta girlfriend) Jen, she shows me her boobs. YAY:hyper:

Strange... I start talking like I'm from Minnesota. I've never been there. I don't have friends or family there. I have no idea where it comes from.

the sober kind. no really. back in the day when I packed away fifths in a sitting, I acted pretty sober. It was like a game.

woah..wait..what? POA's name is Jen and he has boobs??

I DEMAND PICTURES. :p

gucci is the kind of drunk that likes manboobs.

gucci is the kind of drunk that likes all boobs. equal opportunity.. equal..

I have the best kind of man-boobs, too, but no, gucci, my name is not Jen...

She was referring to my "sorta girlfriend", as she put it, Jen. She has amazing boobs. =)

It would probably take a lot of work to get pictures though... =p
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Do this!

Well, there /is/ a plan for a cruise. For reals.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...se-2009-a.html

You should see me after a few Mai Tais.

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Oh, I just remembered something....

After about 4 or 5 drinks, the playing of "Billie Jean," "Thriller," and/or "Beat It" will bring out my best Michael Jackson dance moves.

Seriously.

I've got moves you wouldn't believe.

Where there's a fist, there's a way.

Best.

Reverend.

Ever.

no pictures?

BOOO!

just show yours instead POA.

If you look in DaniGirl's picture album, there's a picture of my boobs in there.

arrgh matey!

What kind of drunk am I?

Cheap. Really cheap.

And loud.

I go through phases...but there's a nasty, sarcastic phase in there somewhere that I don't like much at all. Watch out for that one.

I first read this "...needs an animal house party. And I could really see it.

Damn! I'm buying Crompsin a plane ticket and some bottles of his favorite poison. :D

I'm a bit of a lightweight drinker. I get a little tipsy once in a while on a couple drinks, but rarely drunk. Tipsy, I'm hapy, friendly, huggy, giggly, and apparently can't type worth a damn. Oh, and horny. Drunk ... very rarely but ... I get overly happy, overly friendly, overly giggly, overly huggy. Doesn't last long before I fall asleep. Not passed out; I can wake up.

I become social and easygoing when I'm drunk. I'm more open and receptive to other people (even people I don't know). When I'm drunk I'm casanova. I don't get pathetic ("I love you bro" or "You just call me a pussy? I got your pussy right here motherfucker why don't you come get some!")

I'm a happy, giggly drunk. Sometimes I just start spinning, and pass out from drinking too much.

Uh, we need to go out more often.

Less talking, more imbibing. Hooah, airborne!

I smile more when I'm drunk. I'm less reserved, more talkative, with the caveat that the filter that keeps stupid stuff out of my mouth is less efficient.
When I drink Whiskey, the most pleasant thing in the world is watching a video of a Stevie Ray Vaughan concert(or some other great blues show) with some pals and having a cigarette.
Wine and beer I like to have while sitting around a table and talking.
Other liquors, like Vodka, I drink to enjoy the feeling of being drunk. That "lifting" feeling is great.