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I didn't know where the hell to put this thread. I still don't see the difference between 'Discussion' and 'Life.' So if it needs to be moved, please do so. But merge my thread and die.

I'd like to hear from the single, lonely and bitter plz. Bitch about how miserable you are. Whine about the opposite sex - or same - whatever does it for you. Vent about how you're consumed with depression and how you wish nothing but the same for all around you.

If you didn't know already, it's been 3'ish weeks since I was dropped like a hot plate. While much better, I still go through bouts of homicidal and suicidal tendencies (great band.) Sleeping is my friend. And I just don't see myself happy with any other man other than 'him.' I want to kick puppies.

k u go

I've been single in a town where everyone knows everything that has happened to me over the past twenty some years for a couple of months now. That girl I hit on; yeah, she saw me puke on the bus trip to Kings Landing. Fuck my life.

I'm single and it's my fault. I am way too damn judgmental and shouldn't expect to find an intellectual, liberal woman that embraces technology beyond a cellphone, especially in a small town in Kentucky, one of the more conservative states in the union. I've met some, but they're already married with children, or just have children which is a no thanks from me. I know, I'm almost 27 I'm going to have to start changing my search terms so to speak...

Hell, consult my posts from June 2007. You'll need some Rolaids when you're done.

Does that include the ones that the staff had to delete because you were posting while drunk? Specifically the one where you blamed all the world's ills on girls with large breasts?

Wow, I missed that one. I'm glad my drunk posts don't get deleted, I'd be short a few thousand by now.

And I'm single.

/signed as of monday

It's true. It was more emotional than watching the Notebook while eating a tub of rocky road and wearing your "fat pants".

You watch the notebook while eating a tub of rocky road and wearing your fat pants?

Congratulations, there is a more effeminate straight male on the board then me. I will happily let you take my place; your trophy is in the mail.

Yes. I apologize for that. I still believe, however, that many of the world's ills are caused by large breasted women or their henchpersons.

I'm single because I don't know anything else. I live in a 'bubble' so to speak, I'm the safe guy. I want that woman that was featured in the Stepford wives movie, no, not the actress, the actual character. I want to plan a lot of things down to the last detail in my life but when things don't go as planned I so obtusely refuse to move forward until I get what I want.

Plus, I'm driven solely on my emotions so I pretty much think the logical thing would be to not let anyone near me long enough to hurt me like some of the horror stories I've heard.

With some potpourri and an issue of Better Homes and Gardens? Oh, I hope they have an article about lace throws that I can read while eating fat-free clam chowder out of a hollowed out loaf of sourdough.

Why did I get a sudden vision of Will wearing a robe, dancing in a strobe light and putting on crooked makeup, then taking pictures of himself while saying "I'd fuck me"? Complete with The Tuck.

Wow. That's a vision I want out of my head right now.

I really don't mind being single. I get more done.

Chicks are crazy anyway...

Hey, dudes are crazy, too. Example.... Crompsin? But being crazy is part of the fun in life, it waxes and wanes.
Two weeks and two days single. I'm not going to bitch today, because today was an okay day and I'm not going back into my cave. Not happy about it, not interested in the dating scene, not looking to be hooked up with someone's best friend's sister's brother-in-law, focused on getting my damn doctorate so I can make some money, 50% sober-posting, and a damn good shot with a glock.
Happy Fucking Thursday. :thumbsup:

I've been single for 10,800 days, but I know more about sex than most people.

Whoa, blast from the past. I remember reading that thread and thinking 'Jesus, what an ass!'

My opinion has not changed.

Also, I Should Not Be Here.

i think he was single for a long time...

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Speaking as a large-breasted woman, you're right. And they're not henchpersons, they're minions.

I have been single for close to 6 months and it does not bother me one bit. In fact I have so much time on my hands!

I started working out almost every day, getting in really good shape.
I cook all the time now, eating lots of good meals.
I play more guitar and read much more.

I am telling you its great, I miss the sex every now and then, but I don't miss it that much.

I think I have everyone beat. I'm nearly 25 years old and have been single my entire life. Not counting one night stands or brief dating encounters or gradeschool girlfriends. Worst part is there really isn't anything wrong with me. I'm decent looking, educated, and come off fairly well in the majority of social situations. I really have no excuse. FML

You're smart, that's your excuse.

Single and perfectly okay with it. There may come a time in the future when I want to explore being in a relationship again, but right now, I'm enjoying the selfishness.

You guys are way off base - no one knows hatred for the opposite sex like those of us in long-term committed relationships. I've been doing a 5 year stint with the misses so believe me when I say:

You don't have to worry about anyone's feelings.
You can have sex with whomever you want.
Your money is all your own.
Fuck cuddling.

Boo-fucking-hoo.

Single, used to care, don't now. I figure i got plenty of time to get hot and old, like sean connery.

Not only has your post enhanced this more in me!!

http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/8014/finger00.gif at the positivity itt! : mad:: angry:: pissed::bah:

Can I get an AMEN?

Nothing good ever comes out of negativity...

i'm single, and while i occasionally get painfully lonely and want to die, i'm pretty fuckin happy. i just wish i could get laid. i also like suicidal tendencies, great band. woods- if you need to rebound, i'm available.

single and never been in a relationship, thats me. i'll be 24 in july. meh, ill get laid when im 30.

Single, but not stressing over it. Plusses and minuses being either attached or single.

On the other hand, being recently dumped is very different from being single. Your physiological response to no longer having your SO is akin to someone close passing away. (I think I read that in a Psych textbook). Whereas you used to associate many things with your ex, him/her no longer there when you see the associated object causes psychological discord (Dammit! There's a word for this...forgot it).

So take time to grieve. Life is short, everything gained will eventually become lost. Enjoy the now when you can :).

*waves* I actually had a total rant going, but it read more like a blog entry than a post, so I think I'll save that for later.


Suffice it to say, he was a complete and total ass, and I'm going to have a very hard time trusting my own judgement in the future when it comes to men.




Oh, and also: fuck relationships. <--there, that was my bitterness.

I'm single because I just don't try. And Zeraph, I got you beat by 4 years.

How old are you and can you hammer a 6" spike through a board with your penis?
I'm not going to lie. I'm in bad shape. I hate admitting that on any forum but it is the truth. I got better for a little while and today it's like I took 50 steps back. meh

thx tho :o

Wait... it does?

Heeeey... how-you-doin'? I've got a tricked G34, myself. :shy:

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Good. Now that you're single, we can go on man-dates. You're the only friend I have these days that keeps M4 company. I'm going to PM you.

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Don't make me post those OkCupid pictures. I'll do it.

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Except punk music.

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*gags, spits Diet Coke on laptop* Wow, it's official. I'm not going to sleep for a week.

There's now whiskey all over my keyboard...

You know, somehow, I knew you would have some witty retort to that when I posted it, Cromp, but you really exceeded my expectations!

I'm single by choice...sort of. When I was in school girls would flirt with me, and I with them, and then after they really started showing interest, I would be the biggest dick possible. I push people away habitually, especially those fucking females. Now that I'm out of school, I have a harder time meeting people, but I absolutely refuse to just walk up and start talking to a woman, and when a woman flirts with me I completely shut down. A bit of polite conversation, then "Fuck you bitch, and the horse you rode in on."

I need to get laid. :grumpy:

Anyone want to go halfsies on a bottle of jack daniels?

Weird. This line gets me laid every time...

And you don't have to ask me twice when it comes to bottles!

On lonely nights I cuddle my M4. Just kidding! Or Am I? =P

Being single. Anyone ever get the urge to just seduce everything with two legs and a nice body (preferably of the opposite sex :lol:)?

Fair enough. My point is this:I have trust issues and I'm a complete pussy when it comes to women, and I cover it up by lashing out and inflicting (emotional) pain on them before they do it to me. That being said, LET'S GET WASTED!

im 40.

yes i can.

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that urge is the only reason i leave my cave every day. sadly, i am a complete fail at it, hence my singletude.

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so....you're available then?

Single as of 2 hours ago.

3 years, 4 months.

I feel like shit.

dude, i'd buy you a beer if i could. just think, now you are free to find someone even better.

for now, enjoy the pain, use it wisely.

hit a stripclub, and drink. take me with you.

I had the same thing happen to me last summer bud so I feel your pain; I'm still kind of dealing with it.

I'd also treat you to a tasty beverage if I could but I recommend the following: call a buddy, take a friday off work, and go camping for the weekend. In the woods, not some camp site. Go where you need to do everything for yourself. Bring a couple books, a hammer/nails, water/food, whatever, and build a camp. In essence it's kind of like building a new life for yourself. It worked wonders for me.

Single, yes. Available, not so much.

I might as well be single, even though I "technically" have a girlfriend and a wife at the time of posing this.

:D

I have been mostly single for a few years now, and though I miss the companionship, I am fiercely independent and like things my own way. I'm not sure I will ever be able to be in a long-term committed relationship again. I want to have kids some day. That is my only hesitation. My last long-term stint ended badly and sometimes I still feel the bitterness even though I'd never take him back. Well, it doesn't help that he married the rebound girl. But I'm pretty sure I still got the better deal.

*eyes squeeb's pants*
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I'm sorry. I feel your misery.
This makes me sad for you. You could be preventing yourself from being happIER.

so, after reading this thread, i've been thinking about all my failed attempts at meeting women, and i've come to the realization that i will live the rest of my life single, and die single. this blows like the cold, harsh north wind, but i've accepted it, and i have alcohol and porn to ease the pain.

Well, alcohol and porn won't cheat on you. They also won't act like an idiot in front of your mother, whine when you want to hang out with your friends, or get mad when you stay out late.

Well, CinnamonGirl ...

"Well, alcohol and porn won't cheat on you."
-Porn constantly has gangbangs and alcohol constantly tells you the wrong things, wouldn't that be cheating? Haven't you ever seen this scenario ??


"They also won't act like an idiot in front of your mother"
- But how will your mom react, when she sees naughty housewives 4??

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"whine when you want to hang out with your friends, or get mad when you stay out late."
- tell it to these folks ...

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Can anyone tell I'm having fun??

I'm totally sticking my tongue out at you right now, xerx :p

that big chick....in the regret poster.....yeah, right now....i'd hit it. i think every week of being single is equivalent to a beer. i've had about a keg right now....

Yeah, bro... you and I aren't very different on the inside, I'd imagine.

I'm more of a Misfits / Black Flag / Op Ivy kinda guy.

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Finding girls that appreciate punk music? Nearly impossible, I say.

Seems to me that most of the ones that do like it don't have a future.

I have yet to find a girl that actually owns a Black Flag CD.

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Perhaps my musical taste keeps me single. That and being 90% asshole.

God's gotta put his dick somewhere when he bends you over the bed.

It's good to have goals.

I'm single. I see no reason to be bitter about it. Right now that's the way I prefer it. Some day that may change, right now though I'm happy to get up each day and decide what I want to do or what to (or not to) spend money on. That's not saying if the right woman appeared in my life tomorrow I'd pass. But she'd have to be a damn near prefect match.

I do wish several of my friends would stop with the "Have you met _________? She's really nice and really single." Why do other people assume you need an SO if you're single? Why do they feel it's their mission in life to find you someone? I will never understand people who do this.

I am single. The only thing I miss about being with someone is what happens between 10pm-6am. Everyone loves sex, and I am a sucker for sleeping and cuddling with someone. Sometimes I think about how I should get married and start a family. Then I go to walmart and get to hear all the kids scream and cry. I get so much more done and I can do what I want. I love it being single.

I have ways of getting this without committing to a relationship...

Single's the way to be.

Subtle!

Been single for six months now. I am lonely and have no skills when it comes to meeting women. I have drank more alcohol in the past 6 months than the previous 10 years combined.

Oddly, the only things I miss is the sex (though rare it was anyway), my dog, and the extra income.

I have lost 35 pounds, stopped smoking, been paying down my (our) debt, look better than I ever have, yet have zero confidence in myself.

Fuck my life

Cheer up guys, I have a girlfriend but I've been alone for most of the last 3 days because she can't stand being around me.

I too have been single for a while now...it's not so bad

Then why is she your girlfriend? Am I missing something here? :confused:

Because it isn't true, I went out of my way to bring him stuff at work today. I was holding him and having a good evening last night and tonight until just recently. Then we had a bit of an argument and I left to blow off some steam. It's never good to write when angry. I should stop. /threadjack

Uh oh...

Once again I'll say:

I love being single!

I am 25 and been single for a long time

most days I am happy with it, but then there are other days...

I am more in line with Xerxys and others, but I guess that is why I like reading the many threads on this site

A good friend of mine keeps telling me, 'It's better to be single than to wish you were.'

Cheers to that!

Ditto

I think people only want to hook up the people who don't want to be hooked up. Those of us who want to be hooked up, never get the chance.

Single since 2005ish. Don't enjoy it at all, wish I was dating someone, but the gods have other ideas for me. That and I have huge self-esteem issues. I think I am the sexiest man on the planet, but the mirror never lies.

Went two years without getting laid and then partied, drank, slipped and fell into the vagoo of my best friend's ex. Fun while it lasted and then shit blew-up.

Brodie: "That was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard. I mean, look at you. You're the kind of guy who would beg for sex. And I should know, we can smell our own."

This thread made me think of my favorite mallrats quote. No, I'm not making fun of anyone, I can smell them too. Hell, I'd like to be able to talk to any woman I've had sex with that doesn't have a conversation ending with them storming off or yelling about "Where I tried to stick it".

Total agreement here. going on just over 5 years of a completely loveless marriage. I wish I were single-then I could at least have fun. Its like being in prison-no fun or money for me. Nothing like getting yelled at for everything all the time. The worst part is I never figured it would come to this. Been thinking divorce for about a year-can't pull the trigger yet despite being miserable. Soon, hopefully

Single and sad.

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Remember you're not alone.

i dont lose my 'single' tag until i marry the 4th wife...

currently looking for the second wife...

only Ratbastid can help me...

dlish, you think 4 women will be momentarily dumb enough to fall for your bullshit? It's absolutely amazing that you managed just ONE! Don't be greedy.

Dude, I got married after I got back from a goofy army survival school. I think my response to, "Let's get married!" was a muffled "Muh-huh?" in between bites off the giant slab of cake my emaciated form was inhaling. If I can do... any idiot can do it. Multiple times, at that. It's EEEEZZZZ.

Dlish is much better looking than I am -and- is better at using Ye Olde English language. He could totally bag a large number of voomen.

I figure if jazz can sell his line of BS to one lady the chances of dlish ending up with 5+ is better then 50/50.