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warrior bodhisattva
Super Moderator
Location: East-central Canada
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What Are the Tools of Your Trade?
We have a diverse group of people here, working in all kinds of positions and industries. Let's share some practical information about what each of us do.
What are the tools of your trade? List the essentials you need to do your job. Feel free to list the not-so-essential things as well. I'm sure we have those things that make our job easier. Okay, here I go: Book Editor:
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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot Last edited by Baraka_Guru; 02-19-2009 at 08:47 AM.. |
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Kick Ass Kunoichi
Location: Oregon
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Childcare and teaching:
My arms and hands. I need them to lift up children, to give hugs, and to illustrate concepts. My mouth and lips. I need it to give directions, explain ideas, give advice, and to kiss booboos. Coffee. I need a little help to keep up. My brain. Want to overload your brain? Spend an hour with 8th graders. They keep me on my toes. My sense of humor. If you can't laugh about it, why are you doing it? My poker face. Sometimes it's so hard to look stern, but there are occasions when it's necessary. My Hello Kitty SIGG water bottle. The kids all envy me. My iPod. Music is necessary to getting my head into the right space. Sometimes bouncing to "Dragostea din tei" is better than a Red Bull. My reference library (dictionary, thesaurus, history books, philosophy books, style guides). I said those 8th graders keep you on your toes. You need ammo. Information is ammo. EDIT: Dear God, King, that's a sexy knife!
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If I am not better, at least I am different. --Jean-Jacques Rousseau |
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Addict
Location: Where the music's loudest
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Forester
Cruise Vest - a hi-vis cloth garment that is designed to absorb as much water as possible while allowing you to carry a back breaking 75lbs or more. The most expensive accessory you will tear apart. Usually loses your lunch. ArcGIS - hey, let's use Windows as the OS for a complicated, buggy, and memory intensive program for specialists. People like maps. Increment Borer - how about we drill a hole into every tree we see...that sounds like alot of fun. Pick-up truck - transportation provided by the lowest bidder. Co-worker's dog - specially bred to piss off bears and bring them to you! Ribbon - bright happy colours to designate where to mow down...err...harvest the forest. Paint - designed for the tree, attracted to you.
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Super Moderator
Location: essex ma
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editor boy: a computer.
writing boy: a computer, notebooks/journals, my tfp blog, books, many many articles printed from motely sources, music sometimes (listening is a separate activity so i generally don't play much music when i'm doing other things) piano boy: a piano, bolts, screws, scraps of blown glass, strips of cork, a collection of rubber stoppers, weatherstripping (to prevent things from hitting the struts of the soundboard), an assortment of oddly shaped metal plumbing objects, a glass vase and the demon it is possessed by, several strange pieces of stemware, a woody woodpecker hand fan, two metal spheres with bells in them, 10 lb fishing line with rosin, a pair of soft mallets, a pair of hard mallets, an assortment of laboratory glass items, brass tubes, glass tubes of various types and thickness, a beat up old sun ra arkestra tee-shirt (for gigs that make me nervous). optional items: playskool cassette recorders, bells, a child's violin bow. a beer for after the performance.
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a gramophone its corrugated trumpet silver handle spinning dog. such faithfulness it hear it make you sick. -kamau brathwaite |
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Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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My tools as a software developer are pretty boring so I'll go back to my days as a Stagehand.
1.) Crescent wrench to hang and focus lights. Used sparingly as a hammer. 2.) Small flashlight. AA Maglites were the standard until cheap LED alternatives came along. 3.) Leather Work Gloves to protect your hands from scalding hardware, metal burrs and general grime. A stagehand washes his hands BEFORE he goes to the bathroom. 4.) Steel Toed shoes. Comfort is important because you're on your feet a lot and grip for when you're unloading trucks in slippery wet weather. Also, sometimes you need to boot shit to make it fit. 5.) All-Black clothing for show calls. Even if the audience can't see you, you may need to run out on stage to fix something and don't want to draw attention to yourself. It's also more "professional". 6.) A Sharpie black marker for making notes and labling stuff, usually with white cloth tape. 7.) A Pencil for making notes on the lighting plot (blueprints). 6.) A MultiTool such as a Gerber or Leatherman for emergency repairs and adjustments. I had a Gerber because I liked the one-handed flick-out pliers. 7.) An invoice book to bill for your freelance services and keep track of your wages for tax time. 8.) An organizer to keep track of your many dovetailing gigs. You have to work several different venues and calls to pay the rent. 9.) A strong liver.
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Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life |
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Husband of Seamaiden
Location: Nova Scotia
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Ship's Officer:
Navigation triangle ![]() One Hand Dividers ![]() Binoculars ![]() Pelorus ![]() Marine Sextant ![]() Paper Charts ![]() Electronic Charts ![]() Lots of Coffee ![]() Radar and ECDIS ![]() Radios ![]() and WARM clothes for winter work!!
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I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Job 30:29 1123, 6536, 5321 Last edited by Lucifer; 02-19-2009 at 10:40 AM.. |
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Registered User
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Editor/Producer
Avid Media Composer 3.1 Cinema 4d Autodesk 3ds Max Zaxwerks ProAnimator Boris FX After Effects CS4 Illustrator CS4 Photoshop CS4 SonicFire M-Audio various tape decks various cameras (hd, sd) various authoring decks 1 plasma montior for output view tons of processing power tons of memory and stupid people in other DMA's who don't know what format they want their shit in.. just to name a few Last edited by Glory's Sun; 02-19-2009 at 11:09 AM.. |
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I'll ask when I'm ready....
Location: Firmly in the middle....
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H&K P2000
Pair of Danners Surefire flashlight ASP CSB Handheld radio I'll leave the rest to your imagination....
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"No laws, no matter how rigidly enforced, can protect a person from their own stupidity." -Me- "Some people are like Slinkies..... They are not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." -Unknown- DAMMIT! -Jack Bauer- |
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Unbelievable
Location: Grants Pass OR
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Project Manager for cabinet subcontractor:
1. Telephones, both land line and cellular. 2. AutoCAD, Excel, Word, Outlook, Acrobat, DodgeView. MS Projects or Primavera is helpful but not required. 3. Various pens, pencils and hi-lighters 4. Copier/scanner/fax. 5. Architectural scale 6. Steel toed boots, hard hat, orange vest for visits to job sites. 7. Tape Measure. 8. Laser templater |
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Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
Location: Windiwana
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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller |
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zomgomgomgomgomgomg
Location: Fauxenix, Azerona
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Project Engineer:
Calipers--for imprompteu measurements Dremel--one stop prototyping and modifications...anything I can't dremel I send to a machine shop Red Pen--for correcting drawings Computer--for issuing orders Notepad--on which to scribble tasks Post-It notes and Whiteboard--tasks go on notes, categories get drawn on board.
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peekaboo
Location: on the back, bitch
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Graphic Designer:
Computer with: Photoshop Illustrator Wacom Tablet Printer Motivation Writer: Dictionary Motivation Photographer: Camera Lenses Batteries Flash Cards Image Converter Motivation
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Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em. |
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Eat your vegetables
Super Moderator
Location: Arabidopsis-ville
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Research Botanist.
- Soil - Seeds - Water - Nutrient solution - Petri dishes - Agar - Pipettes - Dissecting microscope - Light microscope - Rasor blades - Dissection kit - Stains - Microtome - Paraffin wax - Paintbrush - Watercolors - Colored pencils - Various metric rulers and scales - Digital camera - Excel - Adobe Photoshop - Region-specific plant keys - Hand lens A few other things that are specific to my current research project.
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"Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy Last edited by genuinegirly; 02-19-2009 at 11:17 AM.. Reason: typo |
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Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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VP of Engineering (we're a small manufacturing company making "special" small valves and control devices)
1) brain filled with experience of 37 years in directly related work (and basic good education with BSME) 2) ability to focus that knowledge quickly and accurately and communicate that to others to solve problems 3) pencil & paper for notes, in case somebody else says something important that I might want to write down, or for doodling. |
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Tone.
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Photojournalist:
Camera: ![]() Recording media for camera: (for the geeks out there, it's called P2, and is based on the PCMCIA architecture) Tripod (fluid-filled head, carbon fiber legs) Satellite Truck (for long-distance live work) (trivia: you can always tell if it's a satellite live shot because there will be a lengthy pause between the anchor's question and the reporter's answer - - time for the signal to travel up to the satellite and back) ![]() Microwave truck (for close-to-home liveshots) ![]() Helicopter! (the big ball thing on the nose is a gyroscopically-stabilized camera. Some of them have infrared capabilities for night work) ![]() Digital edit suite: (the one I wish I had) ![]() And the most indispensable: Leatherman Supertool 200 ![]() Last edited by shakran; 02-19-2009 at 11:20 AM.. |
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follower of the child's crusade?
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I work in an office.
A PC Printer an AS/400 a set of screwdrivers and a box cutter um... pens and paper, telephone, blackberry thats about it
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"Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate, for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain without being uncovered." The Gospel of Thomas |
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comfortably numb...
Super Moderator
Location: upstate
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when i was working:
- a copy of strunk & white - a small tape recorder - a dictionary - a thesaurus now: - my golf clubs...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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Asshole
Administrator
Location: Chicago
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Wholesale insurance broker.
Phone Computer American Express card Photo ID BlackBerry 9000
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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo |
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Junkie
Location: Louisville, KY
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I am a law clerk. More specifically, I work in child support prosecution. Basically, my job is to establish paternity (if necessary) and set child support orders off Domestic Violence and Dependency dockets. I also conference some cases off motion hour. It's an interesting job, to say the least...
My tools of the trade are.... *My "Mary Poppins bag" of forms. I have forms for paternity admits, paternity denials, wage assignments (where the take child support directly out of your check), Judgments of Paternity, Orders of Support, Agreed Orders, etc. *Kentucky Child Support Guidelines Worksheet--Statutorily, a child support amount is calculated by using the joint paternal income. *Calculator--I'm in law school because I can't do math, and I calculate child support for a living. Go figure. *A thick skin--I am NOT a popular person. In fact, I've been called some god-awful names, including "Child Support Bitch". It requires a tough hide, and the ability to see through people's bullshit. Moreover, I see and hear about some really horrible stuff--domestic abuse, child neglect, etc. Not only do I have to hear about these things, but I have to see past them to do my job. *Patience and Understanding--no one I see at work is having a good day. Sometimes they're having their kids taken away from them. I try to be as kind as possible while still doing what I have to do. *Strong coffee *Professional Dress: preferably a suit, but since I'm on a student budget, I don't have enough suits to wear one every day. Dress not only helps establish authority (which helps when dealing not only with clients but with attorneys) but it also helps give me an extra boost of confidence.
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"With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy." -Desiderata |
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Junkie
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Gun Dealer
Sidearm: Springfield Armory XD-40 subcompact with two spare magazines. Pens: Black and blue ballpoint, black and red fine and coarse-point markers. Receipt book. Bigass stack of Form 4473's. Computer with photo-editing software. Camera: Nikon P80 digital with spare batteries. Square of rumply red felt. Tripod. Heavy-duty can opener (for those damned Russian ammo cans.) Metric and Standard Allen wrenches, full sets. Metric and Standard star-drive and square-drive wrenches/screwdrivers, full sets. Phillips and Common-head screwdrivers; large, medium, small. Gerber multi-tool. Vise-grips. Vise. Channel-lock pliers. Bore Snakes, .17-.75" sizes. 1 gallon CLP Break Free. Bore light/scope. 0000 Steel wool. Boresighting set, .17-.50 calibers. Hearing protection, electronic. Glasses, shrapnel-proof (because some doofus might want you to fix his home-workshop fuckup, and it might blow up in your face thanks to aforementioned up-fucking. Pocket knives, 2. Pocket magnifier with light, desk magnifier with light. Large spiral-bound notebook. 187,592 notepads. Phone numbers for: BATF&E, FBI, State Police, County Sheriff, Secret Service. Brownells, Numrich Gun Parts, Ellett Brothers, Century Arms and Southern Ohio Gun sales catalogues. 7 years back issues of The Shotgun News and Double Gun Digest. Band-aids. Infinite patience for gun-newbies, moronic questions, and misinformed newspaper columnists. Industrial-strength degreaser. Industrial-strength coffee. Targets. Spotting scope. Spare magazines for almost any commonly-made firearm manufactured within the past 50 years. Assorted ammunition (for test-firing), .17M2-.50BMG. Bronze punches and hammer. Last edited by The_Dunedan; 02-19-2009 at 05:32 PM.. |
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Human
Administrator
Location: Chicago
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Political Campaign Operative:
* Candidate * Caffeine * Laptop * Caffeine * Cell phone * Caffeine * Printer * Caffeine * Charm * Caffeine * Pen & paper * Caffeine * Contribution envelopes * Caffeine * Website * Caffeine * Yard/Window signs * Caffeine * Volunteers Lots more, but those are some of the basics
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Le temps détruit tout "Musicians are the carriers and communicators of spirit in the most immediate sense." - Kurt Elling |
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Currently sour but formerly Dlishs
Super Moderator
Location: Australia/UAE
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Managing Quantity Surveyor
at least half a brain - preferably with a head of hair so you can lose it calculator construction drawings microsoft excel people skills managers' anger negotiation skills lucifer - thats the best ive seen you looking in a while ![]()
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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy |
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Psycho
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No nurses yet?
Well, for nursing it's: *black pen (we write and sign a lot of reports) *shredder *patient medical folders *pill crusher *wound cleanser *lots and lots of different kinds of bandaids/wound covers/protectors *lots of needles *lots of tubes *medication logs *scissors *towels...lots of towels sometimes..the more towels.. the more hectic the situation Those are pretty much what I use on a daily basis. |
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Crazy
Location: East Texas
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this thread is cooler than I thought...
I work in feed manufacturing so on a daily basis I use or directly impact operators who use: Mixer ![]() Pellet Mill ![]() Cooler ![]() Sacking Machine ![]() Forklift ![]() of course, the finished product.... ![]() we make about 12,000 of these a day (or 300 Tons) and some other stuff.... trade secrets I can't talk about ![]()
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Teufel Hunden's Freundin
Location: Westminster, CO
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Pediatric Medical Assistant:
Stethoscope, BP cuffs, thermometer, nebulizers, syringes, strep, flu, and rsv tests, urinalysis machine, centrifuge, EHR (electronic health record), tablet pc, stylus, some paper charts, but we're sealing them and going completely EHR ![]() You would not believe how used to EHR we've gotten. If our wireless connection goes down, we act like a bunch of spiders on rollerskates.
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Super Moderator
Location: 18,000+ posts on TFP #1,2,3,4 and 5,but I'm not counting!
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Gardener...small one man operation...xoxoxoo
15 good clients self propelled mower weed eater chainsaw hand tools ...rakes ,shovels,handsaws ,english fork,etc. tree pruners my truck main truck an old truck used to haul stuff to dump 2 riding mowers (a craftsman 42" and a john dreere 48")
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"Life goes on,within you,and...with out you !" xoxoxoo Last edited by bobby; 02-22-2009 at 08:43 AM.. |
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Deliberately unfocused
Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
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Auto Parts Store Manager
*catalogs... hundreds of them *pencils, pens, markers *telephones *computer, printer *note pads *knife, box cutter *soap, degreaser, shop towels, paper towels *micrometers, drum gauge, bore gauge, dial caliper, ruler *reliable employees *coffee... lot's and lot's of coffee *patience, humor, a calm demeanor *customers *a secure place to blow off steam *rolodex filled with reliable suppliers *a sincere concern for customers and employees
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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard |
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Junkie
Location: San Francisco
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Computer
SSH client UNIX shell account vi, and some editor for windows Subversion (Etc.) client Compiler or interpreter Bug tracking system Web server RDBMS Plenty of caffeinated beverages Can you guess?
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"Prohibition will work great injury to the cause of temperance. It is a species of intemperance within itself, for it goes beyond the bounds of reason in that it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation, and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. A Prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which our government was founded." --Abraham Lincoln |
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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laptop
caffeine big heart ability to tolerate stupid meetings and dumb people working vehicle suncoast "solutions" patient database software resource list cell phone pager sweaters for long meetings and in the hospital patience patients thick skin spare change of clothing My Wishes and Five Wishes phone list list of schools, nursing companies, supply companies, etc friends good coworkers red wine coping skills i'm a pediatric hospice and palliative care social worker.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House Quote:
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!
Location: Upper Michigan
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Condominium Housekeeping -
-lots of rags -paper towels -vinyl gloves -window cleaner -toilet brush -toiletbowl cleaner -furniture polish -all purpose cleaner degreaser -vacuum Teachers Aid- -the teacher's look (I've never seen anyone do it better than my mom though) -a loud voice or whistle (for when we're in the gym) -a sharp mind -an observant eye (also the proverbial 'eyes in the back of my head') -Patience Student- -books (lots of them) -pencils and pens -paper -a listening ear -a brain to remember it all with Those are just the ones right now. Hopefully soon it'll all be teacher's tools. In the past it's been so many things that it would take me days to list them all.
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"Always learn the rules so that you can break them properly." Dalai Lama My Karma just ran over your Dogma. ![]() |
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has all her shots.
Location: Florida
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physician credentialist:
computer copy machine godless amounts of paper stapler/staple puller paper clips correction tape folders binders file cabinet pens pencils Sharpie highlighters post -it notes stickie flags ruler scissors various labels various envelopes letterhead (and the ability to forge signatures, very important) expedia.com hotels.com mapquest the internet in general charming repartee I'm going to school to be a nurse, though. And I cannot wait to get the fuck out of office jobs.
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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce |
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Une petite chou
Location: With All Your Base
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oh wait, my other job.
money. lots of loans. plane tickets free time books paper filing cabinet brains file folders laptop AND desktop printer stock in Office Depot fax machine money caffeine bottled water ability to bullllllllllllllllllllllllllshit your way out of anything internet access pencils red pen binders more books general understanding of how to access search engines working knowledge of PsychINFO and the like ability to function on little sleep Publication Manual of the American Psychological Association, 5th Ed. thick skin xanax i'm also a first year PhD student.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House Quote:
The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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