Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks...

ROFLMAO. There are many of us that wish that....I've never actually seen it, but I've heard about it MANY times. That was enough to scar me for life.

LOL, yes. What has been seen cannot be unseen.

I wish I never learned what spinal injury feels like.

OUCH!

Ew. No shit.

Things I wish I hadn't learned the hard way

* Air bags don't feel like pillows. They feel more like a giant brick in the face.

* After handling hot peppers, wash your hands before having sex.

* Just because a man says "I love you" doesn't mean that he really does.

* Remember the frozen pole on "A Christmas Story?" Popcicles frozen on dry ice stick to your tongue the same way.

* A "slip and slide" without the water is more like a "stick and burn."

wel you will appreciate it once you see, One priest One nun, or One man, One jar.

come back to me and tell me how you feel.

I wish I didn't learn to speak my mind so much! haha.

I wish I never learned the definition of poop noodle

So many things I'd like to say I'd take back...but I can't bring myself to say any of them. Where I've been and what I've been through defines much of what I am.

I wish I never found out first-hand what an upper-decker is. (look it up)

going with a recent event:
If your important data is actually "important", you should back it up on more than a western digital external drive or an 80 GB that will choose to die mere days after the WD POS after years of faithful service. The first time I actually needed an SATA connection.
Also USB 1.1 crawls when moving several gigs of data via thumbdrive.