This is bad......
 

I think this was terrible, what do you guys think..........

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I didn't realize that women actually requested to smell their s/o's dick...

she's 12 years his senior. thats creepy...

cant say she deserves it though...but what did she expect?

definately something fishy going on :D

Made for one another? They both sound like class acts.

My high five for today goes to RangerJoe.


I would have just agreed to, and smurfed her in the bathroom.

Obviously beating up any woman is completely unacceptable. The woman sounds palpably insane, she should be getting medical help, not punched out. A sad story all over really.

Oh - and that rap song just replaced "Pregnant Pussy" by UGK as the most distasteful track I ever heard! haha!

That young jackass deserves to have something done to his dick... with a blunt object!

RJ...... priceless!

Strange famous I couldn't agree more. Why not just let her sniff to her hearts content? Not only is it immature but OMFG why would you hit someone over such a non issue??? Plus, will they stop making such terible music? Ever??

Im not saying its a non issue, Im saying that a man shouldnt beat up a woman full stop.

He didnt just knock her or push her away, he punched her in the mouth and then put the boot in when she was down. Hopefully he will be able to learn to moderate his abusive and aggressive tendancies over a custodial sentence of 8 years or so.

rj, that lends new meaning to the "c-rap" genre...

If for no reason other than being in such a stupid relationship - I say she had it comin' to her.

Why you coming home five in the mone(mornin')
Somethings going on can i smell yo dick??
Don’t play me like a fool cause dat ain’t cool
So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick

How long has she been accusing him of cheating and is he actually cheating?

That's the second dick-themed song that TFP has acquainted me with in the last six months.

i hope a beating isnt worth 8 years. if i beat someone up in the street theres no way im getting 8 years in jail.

must have been one helluva beating.

They both sound pretty twisted to me - and even if the guy had been having an affair don't most people shower after sex (we get pretty hot and sweaty during!) so the olfactory evidence would have been washed away anyways?

This entire story confuzzles me ....

I'm not sure why everyone seems to feel that her desire to smell his dick is twisted. Who cares how she wants to determine if he's been cheating. It's no excuse to pummel her.

Unless as she was about to smell it she said something like,"If I smell any hoochie momma perfume on you, I'm going to bite it off.",...

I'm guessing because the guy was indeed guilty of infidelity and had another woman's smell on his genitals.

It depends on the context and the victim, doesnt it?

If you get in a fight in a bar and no one has any worse injuries than a broken nose or something - then you'd probably get a police caution or at worst a community service order (in the UK)

If you walked up to a pram and punched and kicked a baby for no reason and severely wounded it and caused lifelong disability, you'd probably get 20 years to life.

This case is somewhere inbetween.

It must be taken into account that he is a man and the victim was female, and also that he didnt simply strike her once, but kicked her several times on the floor.

8 years sentence, serve 4 if he's good - sounds fair to me for the gravity of this assault.

Strangely, TFP seems somewhat centered around the penis, in a funny way. There's the "dick in a box" song, the tripod admin, "smell yo dick", the sexuality forum is full of penises(penii?)..etc.
Not a bad thing, I guess. Penis Power!

Although I agree she is remaining in an obviously dysfunctional relationship, NO ONE deserves to be beaten.....he should have demonstrated a little bit of class. He's not even a man in my book.

There is no excuse for beating up anyone, except in self defense. This obviously wasn't one of those instances. On top of that anyone who continues to kick their victim when they're already down as some anger management issues or just simply is sadistic.

As for the woman... Being so blatant seems a bit stupid. Why not just offer to give a bj and then get a wiff surrepticiously?? A little short on brains she seems.

Too many blows to the head, probably.

I think the main lesson to learn is.. shower after cheating.

Hahahahaha!!! OMG, I think I just about died!

RJ, you rock! That was hella funny!!!

I'll pass that on to Stevie G - he'll feel better now.

I had a buddy who's ex used to smell his dick on a regular basis. She was fucking crazy, though.
She beat him up, once.
Hated the bitch.
He showered after fooling around on her, so she never caught him. He only started fooling around
after she started sniffing his dick.

Most women I know are repulsed at the idea of sniffing a man's penis. It's obvious that he didn't realize that he had a keeper.

you kick a baby, and you deserve a mental institution not jail.

so you think its ok for someone to spend 15% of an average persons lifespan in jail for beating someone up?

the article didnt mention how bad the beating was, but if she had recieved serious or permanent injuries, im sure it would have been highlighted in the article.

even 4 years is too much. 6 months to a year with anger management and councelling is fair to me if it was a really big beating. but then again everyones idea of 'fair' is different.

I dont know, I still think this is a none issue right here to start beating ANYONE especially, a woman.

Judge:Why did you hit her?
Him: she asked to smell my dick!!!

Honestly people, this is really disgusting.

Well we know that he was cheating, now. Probably just freaked out, overreacted in the worst way, and we got that as a result. Reminds me of people being verbally "found out" about something and then just lashing out (normally verbally as well) because they can't think of another defense.

you didnt quite finish it, so ill finish it for you


Judge:Why did you hit her?
Him: she asked to smell my dick!!!
Judge: so did she smell it?
Him: i don't know
Judge: did you?
Her: I got a sniff
Judge: and what did it smell like
Her: dick dipped in pussy
Judge: was it your pussy?
Her: no, i havent given him my pussy in over a month
Judge: case dismissed

He did it. Why else would he try to keep her from smelling it.

So obvious.

Geez.

Let me introduce you to a band called Anal Cunt Maybe they shouldn't count since it's intended to be offensive as a parody of the grindcore genre. Then again, they do have songs like "I set your baby on fire" and an album entitled "I like it when you die"

Three?

RIP Christopher Lee Rios

this reminded me of

Wow. You know, it would never occur to me to sniff someone's junk if I suspected them of cheating. Just not something that would pop into my head.

Yeah, she could have just sniffed his fingers. What if he had been on the down low, though. Then she would really have been surprised. In some areas, kicking someone when they are on the ground is classified as assault with a deadly weapon, shod foot. A good stomp or two can change someone's life forever. Remember the scene from American History X? Some women are pretty pungent, especially during certain times of the month. So if he came around smelling of fresh soap, then that would be a giveaway as well. That is why I use lye. That knocks the stink out, and isn't perfumey.

This thread had youtube win all over it.

And Dlish nice play out with the judge.

+1

heh that story came from here on the Treasur Coast. Police: Suspicious wife who demands to smell husband's genitals beaten : St. Lucie County : TCPalm


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