Some guy eats Giant Hamburger (No, Not THAT Giant Hamburger) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

SSJTWIZTA · 10-17-2008, 05:42 PM

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CLEARFIELD, Pa. -- It took Brad Sciullo 4 hours and 39 minutes to finish a marathon. A meat marathon, that is. The 5-foot-11, 180-pound western Pennsylvania chef is the first person to eat a monstrosity called the Beer Barrel Belly Bruiser: a 15-pound burger with toppings and a bun that brought the total weight to 20.2 pounds.

The mountain of beef is the product of Denny's Beer Barrel Pub, about 100 miles northeast of Pittsburgh in Clearfield.

Sciullo, 21, of Uniontown, said he was surprised he finished the sandwich Monday. "About three hours into it, things got tough," he said.

When asked what possessed him to eat a burger that big, Sciullo said: "I wanted to see if I could."

The burger included a bun, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, onions, mild banana peppers and a cup each of mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard and relish, pub owner Dennis Liegey said.

For completing the challenge in the under-five-hour time limit, Sciullo won $400, three T-shirts, a certificate "and a burger hangover, as I call it," Liegey said.

Source=Pantagraph.com | WTF | Man chews through belly-busting 15-pound burger in almost 5 hours

AMAZING!

it supposedly took him just under 5 hours to consume this monstrosity. But who cares, by any standard this is just amazing.

i know there are starving people everywhere who could have really used this beef. but instead, we paid a guy for consuming it by his damn self, fucking glutton.

America, no place like it on earth.

you know, i would really love to give this a shot. i might be small but i can consume like no other.

ngdawg · 10-17-2008, 05:51 PM

He gained 20 lbs in under 5 hours????

All I can think of is the enormous crap he took the next day....

ratbastid · 10-17-2008, 06:51 PM

Yes, but how DOES Giant Hamburger feel about having his kin consumed like this?

Baraka_Guru · 10-17-2008, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ngdawg

He gained 20 lbs in under 5 hours????

All I can think of is the enormous crap he took the next day....

15 pounds of that was ground beef...that will take far longer than a day.

anti fishstick · 10-17-2008, 08:39 PM

i am proud to say this is NOT in my list of things to do before i die... ugh. i can't even imagine. i could never finish it!!

Fremen · 10-17-2008, 08:46 PM

GH is a confirmed cannibal, he's probably ok with it.

I wonder if you can get the burger made to your specifications.
I'd like some grilled mushrooms and onions added to that, maybe some Swiss cheese, then I'd give it a go.

Vigilante · 10-17-2008, 10:49 PM

Hmm, looks like a good burger. Needs bacon.

Fly · 10-18-2008, 06:36 AM

i wonder if he had a beer or two with that bad boy.

Charlatan · 10-18-2008, 07:25 AM

The silence from GH makes me wonder if our evil friend hasn't been consumed... I would have thought it would take more time to consume him but, if someone was going to take him down it was very likely to be chef.

Rekna · 10-18-2008, 07:38 AM

He did this after completing the "smoke 15 pounds of pot" marathon.

CinnamonGirl · 10-18-2008, 08:08 AM

I'd like to say I could do the same for $400... but... I'm fairly sure I wouldn't be able to.

grumpyolddude · 10-19-2008, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Fly

i wonder if he had a beer or two with that bad boy.

Probably some kind of "light" beer. Don't want to get too filled up, eh?

stevie667 · 10-19-2008, 09:31 AM

Man i would destroy one of those, i just spent the weekend out with the army plonking about muddy fields.

*homer voice* Food, mmmm....

Respect to the man though, thats one hefty burger!

Cynthetiq · 10-19-2008, 10:24 AM

wow.... that's just crazy! 15lbs of beef.... unbelievable.

Reese · 10-19-2008, 07:02 PM

GH hasn't replied to this thread yet.. are we absolutely sure it's not THAT Giant Hamburger that the guy ate?

Ayashe · 10-19-2008, 07:36 PM

I can't imagine how absolutely terrible I would feel after forcing myself to consume as much of that as I could. I am more a "kids meal" kinda gal.

SSJTWIZTA · 10-19-2008, 08:46 PM

im starting to think that man did eat THAT giant hamburger.

it would be a shame if he didnt have a beer with that.

Mr Smith · 10-19-2008, 11:38 PM

You really think he had any space left for a beer?!

little_tippler · 10-20-2008, 02:24 AM

Why did they pay him again? I don't geddit...

Tully Mars · 10-20-2008, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by little_tippler

Why did they pay him again? I don't geddit...

It's a gimmick thing some eateries do in the US. Often they'll have some gaint steak or burger that basically no human could eat on their menu. If someone does eat it (and it doesn't kill them) they get the meal free, maybe a few bucks and a t-shirt.

Rent the John Candy film "The Great Outdoors" for reference.

SSJTWIZTA · 10-20-2008, 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Smith

You really think he had any space left for a beer?!

there is ALWAYS space left for beer!

Amaras · 10-20-2008, 04:41 AM

Always space for beer, and BACON!

Jetée · 10-20-2008, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Rekna

He did this after completing the "smoke 15 pounds of pot" marathon.

*laughs uncontrollably*

RetroGunslinger · 10-20-2008, 09:33 AM

I ate a burger roughly half that size once. I had to buy the shirt, but I got my picture taken with a giant hamburger and put on a wall, so.... yeah, I'd do it.

R.I.P. Giant Hamburger

Tully Mars · 10-20-2008, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by RetroGunslinger

I ate a burger roughly half that size once. I had to buy the shirt, but I got my picture taken with a giant hamburger and put on a wall, so.... yeah, I'd do it.

R.I.P. Giant Hamburger

You ate a 10lbs burger and they made you buy the t-shirt? That sounds almost un-American.

Giant Hamburger · 10-20-2008, 10:20 AM

Now that I have been finally eaten
I can try out a few new corporal bodies I've had my eye on...

Right now it's between tiny bunny

and coconut crab

stevie667 · 10-20-2008, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger

Now that I have been finally eaten
I can try out a few new corporal bodies I've had my eye on...

Right now it's between tiny bunny

and coconut crab

Go for the crab, that bunny is a cold hearted vicious knight killer.

YouTube - Holy Grail - Killer Bunny

The Faba · 10-22-2008, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ngdawg

He gained 20 lbs in under 5 hours????

All I can think of is the enormous crap he took the next day....

My thoughts exactly.

genuinegirly · 10-23-2008, 04:46 PM

That would turn me off from anything resembling a hamburger for the rest of my life.

Merlocke · 11-03-2008, 05:34 AM

beer? hell no, that thing must be downed with abnormal amounts of pepto.

10-17-2008, 08:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
anti fishstick Post-modernism meets Individualism AKA the Clash Location: oregon	i am proud to say this is NOT in my list of things to do before i die... ugh. i can't even imagine. i could never finish it!! __________________ And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~Anais Nin

10-17-2008, 08:46 PM	#6 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	GH is a confirmed cannibal, he's probably ok with it. I wonder if you can get the burger made to your specifications. I'd like some grilled mushrooms and onions added to that, maybe some Swiss cheese, then I'd give it a go. __________________ Google

10-17-2008, 10:49 PM	#7 (permalink)
Vigilante Broken Arrow Location: US	Hmm, looks like a good burger. Needs bacon. __________________ We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -Winston Churchill

10-18-2008, 06:36 AM	#8 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i wonder if he had a beer or two with that bad boy. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

10-18-2008, 07:25 AM	#9 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	The silence from GH makes me wonder if our evil friend hasn't been consumed... I would have thought it would take more time to consume him but, if someone was going to take him down it was very likely to be chef. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

10-17-2008, 05:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	He gained 20 lbs in under 5 hours???? All I can think of is the enormous crap he took the next day....

10-17-2008, 06:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Yes, but how DOES Giant Hamburger feel about having his kin consumed like this?

10-18-2008, 07:38 AM	#10 (permalink)
Rekna Junkie	He did this after completing the "smoke 15 pounds of pot" marathon.

10-18-2008, 08:08 AM	#11 (permalink)
CinnamonGirl She's Actual Size Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell	I'd like to say I could do the same for $400... but... I'm fairly sure I wouldn't be able to. __________________ "...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

10-19-2008, 09:31 AM	#13 (permalink)
stevie667 Too Awesome for Aardvarks Location: Angloland	Man i would destroy one of those, i just spent the weekend out with the army plonking about muddy fields. homer voice Food, mmmm.... Respect to the man though, thats one hefty burger! __________________ Office hours have changed. Please call during office hours for more information.

10-19-2008, 10:24 AM	#14 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	wow.... that's just crazy! 15lbs of beef.... unbelievable. __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

10-19-2008, 07:02 PM	#15 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	GH hasn't replied to this thread yet.. are we absolutely sure it's not THAT Giant Hamburger that the guy ate? __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry

10-19-2008, 07:36 PM	#16 (permalink)
Ayashe Psycho	I can't imagine how absolutely terrible I would feel after forcing myself to consume as much of that as I could. I am more a "kids meal" kinda gal.

10-19-2008, 08:46 PM	#17 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	im starting to think that man did eat THAT giant hamburger. it would be a shame if he didnt have a beer with that. __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

10-19-2008, 11:38 PM	#18 (permalink)
Mr Smith Upright	You really think he had any space left for a beer?!

10-20-2008, 02:24 AM	#19 (permalink)
little_tippler Leaning against the -Sun- Super Moderator Location: on the other side	Why did they pay him again? I don't geddit... __________________ Whether we write or speak or do but look We are ever unapparent. What we are Cannot be transfused into word or book. Our soul from us is infinitely far. However much we give our thoughts the will To be our soul and gesture it abroad, Our hearts are incommunicable still. In what we show ourselves we are ignored. The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged By any skill of thought or trick of seeming. Unto our very selves we are abridged When we would utter to our thought our being. We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams, And each to each other dreams of others' dreams. Fernando Pessoa, 1918

10-20-2008, 04:41 AM	#22 (permalink)
Amaras Junkie Location: At my daughter's beck and call.	Always space for beer, and BACON! __________________ Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state. -Noam Chomsky Love is a verb, not a noun. -My Mom The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later. -Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928

10-20-2008, 09:33 AM	#24 (permalink)
RetroGunslinger eats puppies and shits rainbows Location: An Area of Space Occupied by a Population, SC, USA	I ate a burger roughly half that size once. I had to buy the shirt, but I got my picture taken with a giant hamburger and put on a wall, so.... yeah, I'd do it. R.I.P. Giant Hamburger __________________ It's a rare pleasure in this world to get your mind fucked. Usually it's just foreplay. M.B. Keene

10-20-2008, 10:20 AM	#26 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Now that I have been finally eaten I can try out a few new corporal bodies I've had my eye on... Right now it's between tiny bunny and coconut crab

10-23-2008, 04:46 PM	#29 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	That would turn me off from anything resembling a hamburger for the rest of my life. __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

11-03-2008, 05:34 AM	#30 (permalink)
Merlocke Location: Canada	beer? hell no, that thing must be downed with abnormal amounts of pepto. __________________ -=[ Merlocke ]=-