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Old 10-01-2008, 10:17 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Nice story. Sounds like she's charmed by you. Somehow. Don't fuck it up, okay?
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Old 10-01-2008, 10:24 AM   #42 (permalink)
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what? and u didnt even check her feet?? wtf?

shock:horror

let us know how u go. we're all cheerin for ya
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Old 10-01-2008, 10:31 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Oh sorry... left that part out. Yes, she has cute feet. Has a bit of a foot fetish herself...
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Old 10-01-2008, 10:51 AM   #44 (permalink)
 
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Whoa... sounds good so far.
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Old 10-01-2008, 10:53 AM   #45 (permalink)
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what jewels said...
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Old 10-01-2008, 03:23 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Ah, the good ol' stealth cockblock. At least it didn't work as intended.
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Old 10-02-2008, 01:24 AM   #47 (permalink)
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I'm highly jealous of your sex life.
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Old 10-02-2008, 03:52 AM   #48 (permalink)
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Ah, the good ol' stealth cockblock. At least it didn't work as intended.
Oh, no, that's the best thing his friend could have done for him. The minute that happened, this girl is suddenly "on the inside". That's a great place for her to be.
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Old 10-03-2008, 08:59 AM   #49 (permalink)
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So for some strange reason I haven't heard from Girl #5 since Tuesday.



No idea. Kind of sad about it. Nice girl. Great in the sack...
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Old 10-03-2008, 11:25 AM   #50 (permalink)
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So... you know I love you dearly W.k. But, stop having sex on the first night. Most of the time (not all of the time mind you), if a girl is having sex with you in your first night of meeting, she's not looking for a relationship. Sex does not equal relationships, but you have a tendency of attaching yourself too much at first entrance. (Don't say you don't... we all know you do. (; ) I don't think you should be surprised that these girls aren't calling back or that they are not gf material. You get horny? Go masturbate to my naked pictures. =P Enjoy the tea and the conversation and leave it at that... for the moment. I think you'll get better results.

Just my two cents. You can yell at me later.
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Old 10-03-2008, 11:39 AM   #51 (permalink)
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I agree, and I can't help think that the use of fallow was subsconcious;

Perhaps you SHOULD have "left unplowed and unseeded during a growing season". That said, Denver sounds a hell of a lot busier than Colorado Springs.

I have a feeling #5 will call you at 6:15 PM tonight, if his fortune cookie I got is worth a damn.
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Old 10-03-2008, 12:25 PM   #52 (permalink)
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So... you know I love you dearly W.k. But, stop having sex on the first night. Most of the time (not all of the time mind you), if a girl is having sex with you in your first night of meeting, she's not looking for a relationship. Sex does not equal relationships, but you have a tendency of attaching yourself too much at first entrance. (Don't say you don't... we all know you do. (; ) I don't think you should be surprised that these girls aren't calling back or that they are not gf material. You get horny? Go masturbate to my naked pictures. =P Enjoy the tea and the conversation and leave it at that... for the moment. I think you'll get better results.

Just my two cents. You can yell at me later.

Don't tell my wife about the no se on a first date thing, she'll realise she shouldn't be with me!
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Old 10-04-2008, 01:35 AM   #53 (permalink)
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Don't tell my wife about the no se on a first date thing, she'll realise she shouldn't be with me!
Hey now, I said not all of the time.
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Old 10-04-2008, 07:44 AM   #54 (permalink)
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Hey now, I said not all of the time.

Good point.

Anyway, I never fuck on first dates.

Fancy a second date?
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