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PayUp · 04-11-2008, 06:51 PM

So what if it is....

Who doesn't like naked women????

updated 1:54 p.m. MT, Fri., April. 11, 2008
WASHINGTON - Get real, people.

That is not a naked woman reflected in Vice President Dick Cheney's sunglasses. Although it kind of appears to be.

It you blow up the picture, you can see it is Cheney's hand gripping the handle of a fishing rod.

The picture was posted on the White House Web site as one in a series of photos of Cheney outdoors. It created a buzz on the Internet on Friday and some cable television shows.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24068644&GT1=43001

LoganSnake · 04-11-2008, 06:53 PM

Looked like a giant bug to me.

BadNick · 04-11-2008, 06:56 PM

Some guys, especially Republicans, claim their sex partner is their hand ...so it could be true either way.

Willravel · 04-11-2008, 07:06 PM

With a republican? It's probably not a woman.

Giant Hamburger · 04-11-2008, 07:27 PM

Clearly, the reflection is that of conjoined twins partially covered by a surgical gown being flayed alive for his pleasure by his personal vivisectionist that accompanies him on all of his pleasure trips.

He smiles in anticipation.

samcol · 04-11-2008, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by willravel

With a republican? It's probably not a woman.

HAHAHAH

Sadly, more truth than fiction to that.

Seaver · 04-11-2008, 08:29 PM

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With a republican? It's probably not a woman.

Because Dem's have a spotless record on that issue?

Baraka_Guru · 04-11-2008, 08:31 PM

Whatever it is, it looks like he wants to shoot it.

Ustwo · 04-11-2008, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Seaver

Because Dem's have a spotless record on that issue?

Easy Seaver, it was just a joke.

A gay democrat is like a gay Cubs fan, expected so not very funny, for example...

Nothing funny its like saying water is wet.

or...

Completely mundane and by no means funny.

Now on the other hand a gay White Sox fan would be funny due to the scarcity and juxtaposition of their virile nature, much like a gay republican.

So just relax, will is just having fun in between picking out new outfits

Baraka_Guru · 04-11-2008, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Ustwo

Now on the other hand a gay White Sox fan would be funny due to the scarcity and juxtaposition of their virile nature, much like a gay republican.

Actually, it's simpler than that: A gay man wouldn't be caught dead wearing white socks.

Borgs · 04-11-2008, 09:43 PM

Cheney looks evil even when he's fishing. That's hard to do. I swear he could be saving a baby from a burning building and still make it look evil.

Also, that looks nothing like a naked woman.

Seaver · 04-12-2008, 03:55 AM

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Actually, it's simpler than that: A gay man wouldn't be caught dead wearing white socks.

Winner

genuinegirly · 04-12-2008, 09:44 AM

I thought it was someone dancing in a park, with a long, flowing white dress. The fishing rod makes more sense, though. Pretty silly =)

dlish · 04-12-2008, 10:17 AM

all the cheney-bush haters will continue to say its a naked woman..

and im one of them...

even though i dont give a rats ass if it is a naked woman..the guys free to do what he wills.. he'll never be president, so he can do all he wants before he retires..and if it includes naked women..then good luck to the guy.

id still rather think it was a naked woman though..

BadNick · 04-12-2008, 07:27 PM

He was fishing on the Snake River ...that is one gorgeous river. I've been along the Snake R. a couple times but I don't recall seeing many naked women there.

shackie · 04-12-2008, 09:32 PM

Perhaps he is actually holding a shotgun preparing to shoot another "hunting buddy"

Shauk · 04-19-2008, 06:04 AM

http://kevin.vox.com/library/post/post.html

yep, I knew it, that bastard!

echo5delta · 05-01-2008, 07:41 AM

Well, while we're riffin' on the Veep...

canuckguy · 05-01-2008, 08:33 AM

my god.....

/when i see cheney i see the devil.

genuinegirly · 05-01-2008, 08:41 AM

Echo5delta, That's gotta be an edited photograph. Messed up.

canuckguy · 05-01-2008, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by genuinegirly

Echo5delta, That's gotta be an edited photograph. Messed up.

I can not seem to look away...it is like a car accident. i might miss work this afternoon because of this photo...

echo5delta · 05-01-2008, 04:55 PM

I can neither vouch for nor debunk the veracity of this photograph. I just throw it out whenever I want to go all "SHINY! PURTY! LOOOKY HEERE!!!" on someone to completely derail their concentration for any reason.

I just sort of slapped it up here because, you know, I saw his name on the thread. And, well, it may or may not have been a reflection of his 'fishing pole' in his sunglasses.

If anyone has trouble sleeping tonight, feel free to curse my eternal name. I'll sleep well thanks to good ol' Vitamin G.

(ETA a background story about the photo.)

Redlemon · 05-02-2008, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by genuinegirly

Echo5delta, That's gotta be an edited photograph. Messed up.

Nope. The photo itself is gone, but we "discussed" this back in 2004 in the thread Dick Cheney - Big Dick?.

/why am I forced to remember these things?

04-11-2008, 06:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	Dick Cheney's sunglasses So what if it is.... Who doesn't like naked women???? updated 1:54 p.m. MT, Fri., April. 11, 2008 WASHINGTON - Get real, people. That is not a naked woman reflected in Vice President Dick Cheney's sunglasses. Although it kind of appears to be. It you blow up the picture, you can see it is Cheney's hand gripping the handle of a fishing rod. The picture was posted on the White House Web site as one in a series of photos of Cheney outdoors. It created a buzz on the Internet on Friday and some cable television shows. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24068644&GT1=43001 __________________ Born to Lose.

04-11-2008, 06:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
LoganSnake We work alone Location: Cake Town	Looked like a giant bug to me. __________________ Maturity is knowing you were an idiot in the past. Wisdom is knowing that you'll be an idiot in the future. Common sense is knowing that you should try not to be an idiot now. - J. Jacques

04-11-2008, 08:31 PM	#8 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Whatever it is, it looks like he wants to shoot it. __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

04-12-2008, 09:44 AM	#13 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	I thought it was someone dancing in a park, with a long, flowing white dress. The fishing rod makes more sense, though. Pretty silly =) __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

04-12-2008, 10:17 AM	#14 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	all the cheney-bush haters will continue to say its a naked woman.. and im one of them... even though i dont give a rats ass if it is a naked woman..the guys free to do what he wills.. he'll never be president, so he can do all he wants before he retires..and if it includes naked women..then good luck to the guy. id still rather think it was a naked woman though.. __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

04-11-2008, 06:56 PM	#3 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Some guys, especially Republicans, claim their sex partner is their hand ...so it could be true either way.

04-11-2008, 07:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	With a republican? It's probably not a woman.

04-11-2008, 07:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Clearly, the reflection is that of conjoined twins partially covered by a surgical gown being flayed alive for his pleasure by his personal vivisectionist that accompanies him on all of his pleasure trips. He smiles in anticipation.

04-11-2008, 09:43 PM	#11 (permalink)
Borgs Tilted	Cheney looks evil even when he's fishing. That's hard to do. I swear he could be saving a baby from a burning building and still make it look evil. Also, that looks nothing like a naked woman.

04-12-2008, 07:27 PM	#15 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	He was fishing on the Snake River ...that is one gorgeous river. I've been along the Snake R. a couple times but I don't recall seeing many naked women there.

04-12-2008, 09:32 PM	#16 (permalink)
shackie Upright	Perhaps he is actually holding a shotgun preparing to shoot another "hunting buddy" __________________ "Do what you can, with what you have where you are." ~Teddy Roosevelt~

04-19-2008, 06:04 AM	#17 (permalink)
Shauk Confused Adult Location: Spokane, WA	http://kevin.vox.com/library/post/post.html yep, I knew it, that bastard!

05-01-2008, 07:41 AM	#18 (permalink)
echo5delta Crazy Location: Swamp Lagoon, North Cackalacky	Well, while we're riffin' on the Veep... __________________ "Peace" is when nobody's shooting. A "Just Peace" is when we get what we want. - Bill Mauldin

05-01-2008, 08:33 AM	#19 (permalink)
canuckguy I read your emails. Location: earth	my god..... /when i see cheney i see the devil.

05-01-2008, 08:41 AM	#20 (permalink)
genuinegirly Eat your vegetables Super Moderator Location: Arabidopsis-ville	Echo5delta, That's gotta be an edited photograph. Messed up. __________________ "Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq "violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

05-01-2008, 04:55 PM	#22 (permalink)
echo5delta Crazy Location: Swamp Lagoon, North Cackalacky	I can neither vouch for nor debunk the veracity of this photograph. I just throw it out whenever I want to go all "SHINY! PURTY! LOOOKY HEERE!!!" on someone to completely derail their concentration for any reason. I just sort of slapped it up here because, you know, I saw his name on the thread. And, well, it may or may not have been a reflection of his 'fishing pole' in his sunglasses. If anyone has trouble sleeping tonight, feel free to curse my eternal name. I'll sleep well thanks to good ol' Vitamin G. (ETA a background story about the photo.) __________________ "Peace" is when nobody's shooting. A "Just Peace" is when we get what we want. - Bill Mauldin Last edited by echo5delta; 05-02-2008 at 07:43 AM..