90 Day Jane
 

Http://90dayjane.blogspot.com

This girl has decided that she is going to kill herself 90 days from this past Tuesday, February 5, and will chronicle each day from here until the end.

From her About Me section:

Do you believe her? Do you think she will go through with it?

My thoughts:

The fact that no one really knows who anyone is on the internet works in \"her\" favor here.

Who *really* knows if she actually dies if/when she \"suicides\".

Anyone remember Kaycee Nicole Swenson (side note, took me 15 mins to find this again, I knew it existed and forgot where)

Unless you personally know this person in real life, I wouldn\'t let it bother you. At all.

Why 90 days? To get more attention, more links, more stories generated. To have people race to attempt to find her, locate her, identify her.

Why? Because she\'s bored, school \"project\", a dare between friends.
Pick any or all of my suggestions.
But like I said, unless you know \"her\", don\'t let it bother you.

The internet is full of so many fakes :/
It really debases my belief in humanity.

ustwo...that about sums it up.

I wonder why her eyes are covered in her photo. is this because when she doesnt do it, or is found to be a fraud that no one will recognize her on the streets and give her a verbal bashing?

Performance artist.

How very G.G. Allin of her.... minus the whole most hardcore mother fucker to ever live bit.

Cyber GG without the shit tossing.

All though...she might look ok stomping nude down the street wearing only boots and her own blood.

I'm going to be unsurprised in 90 days. What else should i say? Her blog is not a cry for help but rather to get attention. It's simply a public record of what she hopes will be her 90 days of fame. She may or may not be depressed, but her daddy didn't hug her or something so she wants her blog to get a million hits. But, does it really have to? I mean, as someone with an iota of intellect I know blogs have no purpose. My generation has had no great depression, no great war and our biggest obstacle is hating on gamers. So, if she feels like saying "game over" (GET IT?! CAUSE OF THE HALO THINK? ROFLMAO! UR2CUTE!), why can't she cheapen actual suicides? Anyway, I hope you enjoy watching her talk about herself for three solid months.

LonelySuicideGirl15

Hahaha!! :thumbsup:

Sold the movie rights yet? Been in touch with the tabloids?

Just stfu and go away,"Jane."

Yawn.

Well I don't agree with the thought of taking out Paris Hilton on her way out the door. Not that I don't completely dislike Ms. Hilton, I do. Just not in favor of killing other people.

Now if this young lady is serious I hope she finds a nice field somewhere so as to leave as little mess as possible. I'd hate to think someone had to waste their day cleaning up whatever bodily fluids she leaves behind.

And if she's just out for attention, as I deeply suspect. I hope people stop reading and posting on her blog. Which is what I intend to do.

In this video she apparently went shopping for a dress to wear on her last day.

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If this is real then it's a shame she wasted such a swell pair of nipples.

This is genius marketing.

if only she sold tees.

by the way charlatan. what the hell is your avatar? A hooded pterodactyl?

Wow, this is so lame I don't even know what to say.

She even tried to throw in some fight club there, but fucked it up... Our generation has no great war, no great depression... Our great war is a spiritual war... Our great depression, is our lives. At least give credit where credit is due you unoriginal hack.

I'll be surprised if she actually does kill herself. Actually I'll be impressed. I bet it will be one of the first times in her life she was this dedicated and driven towards something and succeeded. If it wasn't why would she want to kill herself in the first place?

Because this will be so suspenseful, I will put this out of my mind, and just wait for this thread to be resurrected in three months. That way I can FINALLY know if she offed herself.

@Ace:
I have to agree with you- admitting that I'd be morbidly fascinated and amazed if she does go through with it.

Awe... he's so adorable... :lol:

Rofl.

manics right.. shame to be losing such a fine specimen

im gonna email her and try and save her

If she knows she is going to die in 3 months then why is she not out fucking as much as she can and doing as much drugs as she possibly can? She is an atheist and admits that there is no reason to live (no afterlife or anything either) so why not go out in a blaze?

Also she should of gotten naked in that video, I mean she wont even show her face and she obviously does not care about her life, so whats with the modesty?

Or am I just an asshole...

You're an asshole...

:lol:

I am hooked to this countdown. She had me at nipples...

I'm embarrassed to say it, but ditto.

I have no shame.

The picture is probably not of her, is it...

After death the soul begins a new cycle of existence. After 90 days, She is herself but not herself. Bless her...

//BUZZ// Sorry and thanks for playing but you needed to state your answer in the form of a question.

Please elaborate on what I take to mean something referring to reincarnation?

my prediction:
somene she knows will "discover" the blog and turn her in. she will spend some time in a psych facility and will restart the blog after she gets out.
some production company will option the story either before or after the book comes out.

90 days is no good for me. I wonder if we could convince her to move up the date?

90 days is too long. The internet's attention span is only, at most, 3.5 days...3.7 if it's a leap year. Talk of nipples has me curious though :(.

I feel a lot more empathy for someone who dies in defense of others (soldiers, police officers, abortion clinic doctors) then someone who voluntarily decides to off themselves.

As a matter of fact, I feel very little sympathy at all for people who commit suicide. I'll probably watch this just to see what kind of media attention she gets, but I won't be upset if she does kill herself. At least then we'd at least feel like she followed through on a threat. It seems like nine times out of ten, any "threat" like this is for attention or sympathy, so it'll be a good message to would-be threat-makers; "If you're going to threaten to kill yourself, at least have the decency to follow through with it."

I'd be willing bet she's made a bet with someone to see if she could get a ton of attention and how long it would take to end up on CNN et el.

CBS will replace the ever awe inspiring successful show Big Brother 9 with it's stellar super intelligent cast for a series about a girl who wants to die after a 90 day period.

CBS will keep the name 90 Day Jane and have scheduled her last day alive to end during David Letterman's Stupid Human Tricks segment, where she is set perform 2nd out of the 3 performers chosen.

I think that if she doesn't go through with it... we should go kill her.

I find this whole thing very funny...



And damn... she has a great little body.

$10 says I can hit it before 90 days. You game?

Yeah Will, give her a real reason to off herself. //kidding//

Actually, that's happened before. I call it "life is all downhill after feeling Will's earth-shattering love" syndrome.

I doubt that is recognized by the APA.

I bet you'd be willing to do some research, though.

Likely difficult to find, the producers of the Amazing Race, Survivor and or Big Brother likely hunting her down now.

Pfft. They're probably behind this.

Gonna smite her with your Spear of Salvation (TM)?

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90 Day Jane. Attention whore. Wants attention of the world. Pointless MySpace'd emo body shots. Oooh, s'all American Nightmare material.

My new religion: Church of Euthanasia

cromp...welcome back, buddy...

Today's post is from the producers of a network television program...

Looks like Jane is about to become infamous...

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I see she did a Youtube after you.

Thank you Ustwo... now I have contact embarrassment to last the whole day (maybe more).

It's not like you hit it. :expressionless:

Is that some form of English of which I am not aware?

looks like her nipples are pierced too...definitely a waste.

Her death dress taste kinda sucks....maybe we could get her on that TLC remake show before her 3 months are up.

How the fuck, if she ends up living, does she explain this to anyone ?

Will the internet be forgotten ?

Seriously. COME ON.

Change your screen name and that's that.

I got to thinking:

One less whitey.

This is good.

That argument has more impact when the man making it isn't white. Or does it?

Yeah, the whole thing was a scam (like we didn't already know that).

interesting.

this, to me, has got to be the best comment on there I've read so fardamn....went to check it this morning and its gone!! hell, now I gotta find something else to entertain me

Edit: It looks like she took it down herself... Here is her last post.

Does anyone have a copy of the post secret video?

You are my favorite wigger cromp.

His English is fluent, yet he screws up and says "mein life?" While there was that cannibal incident in Germany a few years ago, this is BS, despite being hilarious.

Am I wiggity-whack or just regular type?

Its only a matter of time before you are driving a mini-van with 3 kids, so I'd say regular.

a dodge caravan sittin on 24's!

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The whole 90 Day Jane thing would be better if she had a raffle or something.

Or maybe a mail-the-suicide-weapon thing. I'd mail her some Drano to drink.

The Postsecret video wasn't much to see. Go watch arts and crafts at your kid's school, it'll be the same content.

The dress shopping video is way better. At least that one had nipples.

Blah... what a phony! Okay, time to track her down and kill her. Who's with me?

these guys should be able to help...



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...eignlegion.jpg

What about these guys?

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Te...ne-sheet_L.jpg

'Merica, fuck yea!

yeah, but the legionnaires ain't no comic book heroes...

What a quitter.... She even failed at killing herself.

Unless she is still going to do it but just not make it public.

Also, she didn't get very far... this was so exceedingly lame.

90DayJane, you are a failure in every sense of the word fail.

..FAIL! F-

Comic book heroes? Dude. Last year I went to Iraq. Before Team America showed up, it was a happy place. They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles...

i knew there was a reason i liked ya...

Well obviously because I'm cool. :thumbsup:

Ok, enough threadjacking from me on this thread...

Funny, I was there in 2003.

The children were dirty and naked... the rivers were a thick goo of human feces.

There is a lot of candy to be had over there.

Mars bars especially.

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90 Day Failure: Suicide seems to be really popular in rich, "high stress" countries. It's become a pop culture action figure playset.

I hate to say I told you so.

Towards the bottom of this page:

http://www.jonathanseneris.com/?p=124

It was a movie quote from a movie mentioned in the quote.

Oh, I know. Being in the military... we often refer to ourselves as "World Police." :D I just like to inject the "I WAS IN THE F'N DESERT" line. Makes people uneasy.

Baraka_Guru: So good... he even surprises himself. (TM)

Liar. You love it. :p

I should start 90day Ustwo.

I'd have video's of me picking out my final sweat pants, and I'd show you my nipples.

Hours of me playing COD4.

Maybe a contest to 'Be Ustwo's last love!' (hey it worked in MASH for the Dentist).

Maybe a paypal contest where the method of death with the most money would be what I was going to use.

Then I can claim it was all for performance art to highlight the need to brush and floss.

Just start a church, court some Hollywood types and you'll be raking it in in no time.

If you're going to do something that's been done, make sure it made the last guy really rich.

For whatever reason, her host pulled the blog. Duh.....
Hope she didn't quit her dayjob....

Actually a buddy and I thought of it a long time ago, before I even knew about scientology.

The problem is I'm not evil enough :sad: .

Yeah isn't that usually the case- you can make a lot of money but to do so ya gotta shit can 90% of your morals.

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I remember seeing a guy on TV who drank drano to kill himself, his esophagus is attached to his colon on the outside of his rib cage and he has to push the food through it with his hand....turned out to be more of a major inconvenience than an effective suicide option:thumbsup:

I saw the same thing! Middle-aged black guy, right? Hahah, small world.

hAahahaha.. sometimes i beg to differ!:rolleyes:

You know what's scary? If one did start a church, they'd need serious documentation to come out in the end of life and say it's fake. And people still would believe in it long after you're dead.

My opinion is it's easy to believe what you want to believe. Even easier to believe something if that what your told from day one.

I used to have a neighbor who was devotedly Lutheran. Nicest guy in the world, would do anything for you. He always wanted to pray before doing anything. Move a tree stump? Pray first. Work on a tractor engine? Ask Jesus for help guiding our repairs. I didn't mind, you want to take a second and ask for divine intervention fine, but can we then just hook the winch up and move the stump?

We had a conversation one day, don't even remember what about now, but I stated you wouldn't likely believe that if you were born in China. Or something to that effect. He got a really blank look on his face and said "Huh, yeah, you know you're probably right about that."