"I thought he was taller than he is."

"No, he's exactly as tall as he is."

"Ah."

shhhhhhhh! listen!

what's that smell?

smells like....

.........death!

Middle-age is when you stop growing vertically and start growing horizontally.

TOTALITY LASTS FOR 50 MINUTES.



(from weather.com, on tonight's lunar eclipse)

right here, right now.

Tenderizing callousness, always requires a good soaking.

It is pointless to pretend you are dead.

I sha!! elaborate...

It never fails...I find my self in a place of eatery,
attempting to nurse a shattered heart,with food and drink...I 'just' happen
to glance around the room and spy the one couple...

billing and cooing...feeding each other..eyes and souls all alight..

I want to kill them and stomp them dead....

but I know now why I have to avert my gaze..

I cannot hold that feeling with any truth in my heart...

Damn those fuckers!....bless those fuckers...

they are healing me...

Nothing much has changed since the Renaissance.

Nuclear weapons are not the 'RESET' button on the planet's Life Nintendo.

The only way I'll be read....
is if I am an open-book....

Within my guitar there is every song that ever has or ever will be written, and all I have to do is let them out.

You lucky bastard! In my guitar is a broken pick up mic and a ball bearing my 5 year old dropped through the hole that I can't seem to get out.

While my guitar gently weeps, I'm eating a bran muffin.

Timbre and fiber. Two great tastes that go great together. Always knew you were a regular guy.

Feeling can be distracting.

Our idea of progress is now an irreversible mutation.

Paraphrasing myself, is an excorcise in fumility.

warren buffett is leading my life, instead of me...

Benny Lava is the Messiah

Giving someone enough rope to hang themselves, can be a lifeline.

I wonder if the really nerdy Klingons learn how to speak english

I will die happy.

I'm guessing English wouldn't be enough of a challenge for them...they'd chose to learn all 500 million dialects of Chinese...

The same sugar that has helped build empires will help them fall.

I fell in love with the boy who put chewing gum in my hair,
and the boy who helped me to remove it.

are we not men?
we are DEVO!

You'll never catch me because I'm not running away.

Often times when I hear people talk about favourite things I have no idea what they mean. I often wonder if there is something intrinsically odd about me because I never quite know what my favourite anything is...and I like it that way too.

I'm too good for me.