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noodle 09-24-2007 02:35 AM

Happy National Punctuation Day.
 
I can't help it.
I'm obsessed with grammar.
Sometimes, hypocritically, I'll admit.
Especially the use and misuse of punctuation.
It drives me insane.
I get so caught up in the possessive "fajita's" at work that I can't even appreciate the menu.
Apparently, I'm not the only one... am I?

I'm going to celebrate as suggested...
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Here’s a game plan for your celebration of National Punctuation Day®. A few words of caution: Don’t overdo it.

Sleep late.
Take a long shower or bath.
Go out for coffee and a bagel (or two).
Read a newspaper and circle all of the punctuation errors you find (or think you find but aren’t sure) with a red pen.
Take a leisurely stroll, paying close attention to store signs with incorrectly punctuated words.
Stop in those stores to correct the owners.
If the owners are not there, leave notes.
Visit a bookstore and purchase a copy of Strunk & White’s The Elements of Style.
Look up all the words you circled.
Congratulate yourself on becoming a better written communicator.
Go home.
Sit down.
Write an error-free letter to a friend.
Take a nap. It has been a long day.

So, Happy National Punctuation Day!

xoxo,
Fred-noodle.
The Speech Ninja
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...nja-765108.jpg

uncle phil 09-24-2007 03:04 AM

let's hear it for ellipses...

ngdawg 09-24-2007 03:49 AM

In honor of National Punctuation Day I am giving all punctuation the day off It deserves it afterall for all its done for us

Baraka_Guru 09-24-2007 04:04 AM

:paranoid: Uh...you misused a comma in the third line of your post....

maleficent 09-24-2007 04:16 AM

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Visit a bookstore and purchase a copy of Strunk & White’s The Elements of Style.
I still have my copy from high school. I should really check out the new version to see if anything has changed in punctuation over the years.

The_Jazz 09-24-2007 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru
:paranoid: Uh...you misused a comma in the third line of your post....

Thank god I'm not the only one that was grammar nerd enough to catch it. I'm glad to be in such good company, Baraka.

Redlemon 09-24-2007 07:39 AM

It is always a good time for Bob the Angry Flower.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...e/aposter3.jpg

shesus 09-24-2007 07:55 AM

In honor...just one of the many incorrect signs I've seen on the many road trips we've taken.... It's a combination of punctuation/grammar mistake.

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/8411/img2500zp8.jpg

Yes, I'm sure I made an error up there. My obsessive use of '...' is the worst. :p I am a teacher, but I'm not perfect dammit.

Sultana 09-24-2007 08:33 AM

Anyone with an interest in punctuation should read, "Eats, Shoots, and Leaves - The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation". It's hilarious and informative!

Being an editor, I notice errors but don't allow them to get under my skin (if not in a work environment). I loathe pedantic tendancies.

Redlemon 09-24-2007 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Sultana
Anyone with an interest in punctuation should read, "Eats, Shoots, and Leaves - The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation". It's hilarious and informative!

Being an editor, I notice errors but don't allow them to get under my skin (if not in a work environment). I loathe pedantic tendancies.

If we're plugging our favorite books, I want to add Woe Is I: The Grammarphobe's Guide to Better English in Plain English. Very well written, and the examples are well-chosen to make the rules stick in your head.

noodle 09-24-2007 03:00 PM

I put the two commas around the word "hypocritically" on purpose. :D
I had about four other errors in it but I couldn't stand it.
I'm glad you guys caught it... that means I'm NOT the only one.

Baraka_Guru 09-24-2007 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Jazz
Thank god I'm not the only one that was grammar nerd enough to catch it. I'm glad to be in such good company, Baraka.

Heh, no problem. When I read the OP, I purposely looked for something. No, I'm not guilty. It was all in good fun. :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sultana
Anyone with an interest in punctuation should read, "Eats, Shoots, and Leaves - The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation". It's hilarious and informative!

Being an editor, I notice errors but don't allow them to get under my skin (if not in a work environment). I loathe pedantic tendancies.

The editor who taught me copy editing showed me an article pointing out that Eats, Shoots, and Leaves is riddled with punctuation errors. I haven't confirmed this myself yet. Of course, I suspect it to be primarily related to comma use, which is an age-old debate amongst editors.

Tell me, Sultana, where do you stand on the serial comma?

The_Jazz 09-24-2007 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru
Tell me, Sultana, where do you stand on the serial comma?

Now THAT'S a pickup line if I ever heard one. Watch yourself around this one, Sultana....

Sultana 09-24-2007 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru
Tell me, Sultana, where do you stand on the serial comma?

I favor the Oxford comma.

You got a problem wit dat?

Ch'i 09-24-2007 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by fredweena
So, Happy National Punctuation Day!

WHAT?!

Baraka_Guru 09-24-2007 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Jazz
Now THAT'S a pickup line if I ever heard one. Watch yourself around this one, Sultana....

:devious: You have no idea how much mileage I've gotten of of that one!

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Originally Posted by Sultana
I favor the Oxford comma.

You got a problem wit dat?

Pffft. Next you'll be telling me you leave your punctuation outside of the quotation marks.... :rolleyes:

I use the serial comma, and I have a few reasons why. I won't bore you with the details.

Plan9 09-24-2007 05:51 PM

Wait...

Baraka_Guru has a holiday?

Baraka_Guru 09-24-2007 05:53 PM

No, no, no.... the holiday in my honour is Sentence Syntax Awareness Week. Or SSAW! for short.

JumpinJesus 09-24-2007 06:02 PM

How come, if we all love grammar so much, do we hate grammar nazis? And why don't we proofread our shit if we love grammar so much?

filtherton 09-24-2007 06:13 PM

..,.,.,.,?.?,?.,!!!..;:;;"'':'';;:,,.!!!!'"'':';:!!!!

Baraka_Guru 09-24-2007 06:14 PM

There are varying levels of acceptable grammar. I would apply a different standard to TFP than I would a dissertation, for instance.

Sensei 09-24-2007 06:33 PM

I'm glad you posted this, their are some good points. Thanks for you're time.

Tee hee.

Plan9 09-24-2007 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru
There are varying levels of acceptable grammar. I would apply a different standard to TFP than I would a dissertation, for instance.

You're aiming this at me... I can feel it.

(cowers in the corner)

...

Sure, my grammar sucks... but at least I try.

And I use the ellipsis more than allowed by law.

JumpinJesus 09-24-2007 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin
You're aiming this at me... I can feel it.

(cowers in the corner)

...

Sure, my grammar sucks... but at least I try.

And I use the ellipsis more than allowed by law.

My new law states that all statements must do end with the ellipsis....

or does it...

Plan9 09-24-2007 07:26 PM

I love me some grammar.

...ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

Charlatan 09-24-2007 10:35 PM

I am a big fan of the ellipsis...

'tis true!

And while I am sure that I make an effort to exhibit excellent grammar and usage, I don't get bent out of shape about it unless the meaning of a post is completely lost.

noodle 09-25-2007 02:41 AM

I don't freak out quite as much outside of work as I do when I'm reading legal documents, medical records, and the like when there are things misspelled, incorrectly punctuated, etc. And signage. That's just asking for my red pen. :) That was my day where I was allowed to get annoyed and tell the person. Sorta. I don't usually say anything, but it does drive me nuts when the person is represented by their documents or signs. It just tells me a little more about them...

Plan9 09-25-2007 02:44 AM

s'like!

Fast Forward 09-25-2007 03:59 AM

"National Punctuation Day"?

?, !, & :)

Redlemon 09-25-2007 05:08 AM

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/236/flr101si7.jpg

I once found a punctuation error on a Heinz ketchup bottle. The ingredients read "...high fructose, corn syrup, corn syrup..." One of my proudest moments.


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