Money can't buy you love but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.

For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

- Terry Pratchett

At least one...

The truth doesn't hurt unless it ought to.

B. C. Forbes (1880-1954)
Founder of Forbes magazine

There is no sin except stupidity.

Oscar Wilde

There is ultimately no means
of safeguarding anything in this world;
anything you gain can be
lost, destroyed, or taken away.
For this reason if you make
the acquisition and retention
of goods or status your aim in life,
this is a way to anxiety and sorrow.

- Muso Kokushi (1275-1351)

I do as well, but for the ignorant of us who don't speak French, Lantin, Spanish, etc. please post at transation. This dumbass is missing out on some great thoughts.


The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance it is the illusion of knowledge.
—Daniel J Boorstin

Sex is a lot like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
--Um, I can't remember.

I no longer know who I am and I feel like the ghost of a total stranger. - Victor via "The Rules of Attraction"

"Like Fred Sanford when 'the big one' comes, find the meaning of life is there is none."

Jimmy Pop Ali, Bloodhound Gang.

"Life is a penis, most people don't know it. Becuase most people suck so they usually blow it."

That whacky Jimmy Pop Ali again.

Carpe diem.

Work is a necessity for man. Man invented the alarm clock.

Pablo Picasso (1881-1973)
Artist

Veni, vidi, vici.

Change is the handmaiden Nature requires to do her miracles with.
~Mark Twain

English is the stupidest language on Earth, except for German, which isnt a language, its a head cold

Love doesn't make the world go 'round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

~Franklin P. Adams

This was originally posted by another tfp member and the thread got buried...I thought it was very good - good enough to share here!

The path from dreams to success does exist. May you have the vision to find it, the courage to get onto it, and the perseverance to follow it.

~Kalpana Chawla (Columbia astronaut)

One must always tell what one sees.
Above all, which is more difficult,
one must always see what one sees.

Charles Peguy

A good person is someone who hasnt been caught

One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life.
That word is love.

~ Sophocles

Sometimes you just gotta say "what the fuck"

Risky Business

Patience makes all hardships light.

Estonian proverb

"One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." - Exerpts from the Notebooks of Lazarus Long ("Time Enough for Love" by Robert A. Heinlein)

You must be wary of strong drink, it might make you shot at a tax collecter, and miss.
-Lennon
(i dont know if that is how you spell his name, the communist)

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it.
If you can dream it, you can become it.

~ William Arthur Wood

True love does not come by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

Jason Jordan

Efforts and courage are not enough without purpose and direction.

~ John F. Kennedy

Love no longer exsists.

Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success.

-Oscar Wilde

The earth's about five thousand million years old. Who can afford to live in the past?

Harold Pinter
Playwright

When a 2 year old throws a temper tantrum, it's to be expected.
When a 20 year old throws a temper tantrum, call a shrink.

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you have one?

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our minds.

- Bob Marley

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

~ Walt Disney

You don’t get the breaks unless you play with the team instead of against it.

Lou Gehrig (1903-1941)
Professional baseball player

The art of pleasing consists in being pleased.

William Hazlitt (1778-1830)
Writer

The door to the room of success swings on the hinges of opposition.

-Author unknown

A friend is someone who dances with you in the sunlight and walks beside you in the shadows.

Let goodness go with the doing.

Marcus Aurelius Antoninus (121-180 A.D.)
Philosopher

The human race is divided into two classes--those who go ahead and do something, and those who sit still and inquire, "Why wasn't it done the other way?"

Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. (1841-1935)
U.S. Supreme Court justice