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Superbelt 06-07-2007 07:50 AM

Paris back to the Hilton after only 3 days in jail.
 
She didn't like the baloney, so she starved herself out of the prison sentence.
She gets to spend the next 42 days sitting in her family mansion rather than a jail cell.

And to review: This was her second DUI, performed on a suspended license, additional violation of her probation was that she failed to enrole in alcohol education programs and she was doing 70 in a 35 without her headlights at night.

And she gets off with 3 days in jail and the luxurious comforts of a month an a half at home.

My little brother is going to be sentenced for his 2nd DUI soon. I should tell him the hunger strike trick. Wonder if it works for a non-socialite? :grumpy:

ngdawg 06-07-2007 07:54 AM

Aww....poor widdle baby Paris....
She was starving? How could they tell?
Your brother will get the same treatment-if he's got the bucks and the same mommy and daddy.:rolleyes:
They should have sentenced her to community service in Compton....in a soup kitchen, with a mop.

ubertuber 06-07-2007 08:08 AM

I'd put more stock in this if her house resembled my house.

Heck, people pay to go to places that resemble her house - they're called resorts, and her family owns a bunch of 'em.

lankrypt0 06-07-2007 08:10 AM

This really pisses me off, though who didn't see this coming a mile away? They basically set it up a few weeks back when she went to a psychologist or some such BS and he claimed she was not emotionally fit to go to jail.

Should have sent her here :) :
http://www.cnn.com/US/9907/27/tough.sheriff/
http://www.snopes.com/crime/deserts/pink.asp

Superbelt 06-07-2007 08:15 AM

http://www.parislatsis.net/images/ma...mansion_01.jpg
That is her new prison cell.

Who do I have to kill to be sentenced there?

Bill O'Rights 06-07-2007 08:36 AM

Did you honestly expect anything different? :rolleyes:

Although...I would be interested in seeing how Superbelt's brother fares.

ngdawg 06-07-2007 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Superbelt
http://www.parislatsis.net/images/ma...mansion_01.jpg
That is her new prison cell.

Who do I have to kill to be sentenced there?

Actually, that looks like a prison...rich doesn't mean taste...

Superbelt 06-07-2007 08:42 AM

He's trying to fight it right now actually. Trying to get the thing thrown out on a technicality. It won't work and I am actually hoping he gets the full 30 days and license revocation for a year. 2 DUI is 2 too many. He needs to learn a lesson.

All Paris just learned is she is above the law and money still makes her problems go away.

Willravel 06-07-2007 08:43 AM

No one is emotionally fit to go to jail; that's not a reason not to go to jail. Jail is the system we have for now, so she has to go. If she's acting, she needs to stop and jail would stop it. If she's actually that stupid, then she needs a wake up call.

Her parents should be deeply ashamed of themselves, as she is clearly too stupid to feel shame for herself.

ratbastid 06-07-2007 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by willravel
If she's acting, she needs to stop and jail would stop it.

Did you see House of Wax? She's not that good an actor.

Bill O'Rights 06-07-2007 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by ratbastid
Did you see House of Wax? She's not that good an actor.

Fuck, I'm glad that I already swallowed my swig of Coke, and set the can down before reading that. :lol:

Willravel 06-07-2007 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ratbastid
Did you see House of Wax? She's not that good an actor.

That could have been part of her act. How much money has she made making herself out to be as stupid as the president? The Simple Life and other horrible pieces of Armageddon are making her even more rich. She gets in tabliods and it helps to sell anything she's in. I'd say she's walking in the footsteps of Pam Anderson and the likes, but it could be intentional. Do you know how much money Pam has? I'd imagine quite a lot.

Superbelt 06-07-2007 09:05 AM

Well, hopefully she's walking in the footsteps of Anna Nicole instead and we will be rid of her existence soon.

Willravel 06-07-2007 09:13 AM

Yikes...I don't want her dead, just either to get smart or to stop pretending she's dumb as a stump.

I'm sorry to hear about your brother, SB. We're all pulling for him.

roachboy 06-07-2007 09:49 AM

thought i would let you in on a little secret.

paris hilton is actually "paris hilton", a fictional character within an ongoing bit of performance art.
seen from that angle, she is a genius.

the character "paris hilton" does not do anything--she gets fucked up, she participates in various incompetently documented sexual liaisons, she gets fucked up, she show up to events, she gets fucked up, she hangs out with other fictional characters in various LA bistrii, she gets fucked up, she drives around.

its all about the "spontenous" attraction of "the media" to "paris hilton."
the less she actually does while continuing to attract "the media" the better the piece gets.

now she is approaching a limit-state of self-erasure.
weaselling out of jail by refusing to eat bologna and going on a 3 day hunger strike is genius.
she shows that in amurica, if you are endowed by accident with adequate cash, you do not have to *do* anything--but she is beautiful because she takes doing nothing SO FAR...now, she has extended this idea that she does nothing all the way, to the effective erasure of a 2nd dui conviction.

so now she CAN'T do anything because nothing she does has any status.
she CANT really be guilty of dui because she doesn't DO ANYTHING.

so we see that "paris hilton" is transcending the cheap situationist character of her earlier work and attaining the status of zen master.

sheesh, people. i thought this would be obvious.

Jetée 06-07-2007 09:54 AM

Transcendence

World's King 06-07-2007 09:55 AM

I don't think she's just acting dumb. I'm pretty sure she's that fucking stupid.


Not that it matters. She's still gonna be on the front page every fucking day till she dies. Or at least gains too much weight to be considered cool.

pan6467 06-07-2007 09:55 AM

This is bullshit and whoever allowed this needs to be thrown off the bench (assuming it is a judge).

See this is why there are class wars and why people hate the rich. "Normal people" have to face the consequences for their actions..... the rich time and time again get off and instead of being gracious and humble shove it in people's faces.

What will it take? Maybe Paris actually killing someone in her next DUI and then the system will probably determine it wasn't her fault.

Our country was built upon the justice for all, and equality before the eyes of the court.......... perhaps we never had it, but there is no doubt in my mind we aren't even close to having it anymore.

Bill O'Rights 06-07-2007 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Superbelt
I am actually hoping he gets the full 30 days and license revocation for a year. 2 DUI is 2 too many. He needs to learn a lesson.

I dunno. I mean, sure...he definately needs to "learn a lesson". But, 2 is 2 too many?
I've never gotten a DUI. That does not mean that I couldn't have. I know that there have been several times, back in my wilder youth, when I was driving and knew damn good and well that I had absolutely no business doing so. It was just plain ol' dumb luck that I never got caught. I highly suspect that most anyone here could easily say the same. So...I tend not to look with a critical eye upon those that do get caught...once. That should, in my opinion, be the wake up call. Anything over that, I really hold no sympathy.

Superbelt 06-07-2007 10:31 AM

Every time someone does that, they unnecessarially threaten other peoples lives.
I wouldn't throw the book at someone after one. But some considerable stiff penalties to actually slap them in the face and wake them up to the danger they possess I think are necessary. Something much more substantial than what we do to them right now.
Two, especially in the manner that Paris got hers, that is just horrible.

As much as I love him, my brother (and anyone who is a repeat DUI offender) should not be getting off this easy. Not with the devestation they cause.

Mister Coaster 06-07-2007 10:38 AM

I'm with World's King, she is just that fucking stupid. BUT someone, somewhere is pulling the right strings, and the American Sheep are eating it up.

BTW, what the fuck is she even famous FOR? A few years ago, nobody ever heard of this bitch. All of a sudden, BAM, Paris Hilton "the daughter of billionaire blah blah blah..." has been seen being a fuck up. Lather, rince, repeat. Add a made-up sex tape and a lame-ass FOX "reality" show to the mix and now she's a "celebrity?"

Fuck you, Paris Hilton, and your ilk.

[gets off soapbox]

Willravel 06-07-2007 10:40 AM

I've never driven drunk in my life. She's done it so often she's been caught twice.

This has been another episode of why I'm better than Paris Hilton.

pan6467 06-07-2007 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Mister Coaster
I'm with World's King, she is just that fucking stupid. BUT someone, somewhere is pulling the right strings, and the American Sheep are eating it up.

BTW, what the fuck is she even famous FOR? A few years ago, nobody ever heard of this bitch. All of a sudden, BAM, Paris Hilton "the daughter of billionaire blah blah blah..." has been seen being a fuck up. Lather, rince, repeat. Add a made-up sex tape and a lame-ass FOX "reality" show to the mix and now she's a "celebrity?"

Fuck you, Paris Hilton, and your ilk.

[gets off soapbox]

Her and her sister Nikki started as "runway models" and as the press does found the Hilton sisters rich, beautiful and party animals. So the press followed them around and Nikki soon got tired of playing the game, found some rich greek shipping magnate's son and has pretty much not been heard from.

Paris, however, seems to love the spotlight and being the focus of attention good or bad. So the press uses her to deflect American attention off true issues and she does what she needs to, to keep that attention.

Ourcrazymodern? 06-07-2007 10:55 AM

Does anybody here REALLY CARE whatever is happening to Paris Hilton? Please think about it. Even if you kill somebody, driving drunk, and farbeit from me to criticize a life-long-term democrat, you skate. Think some more...
With any luck she'll drive into a bridge abutment next time.
I didn't mean that. Does anybody REALLY CARE what happens to her, as long as nobody else becomes a victim of her stupidity?

pan6467 06-07-2007 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
Does anybody here REALLY CARE whatever is happening to Paris Hilton? Please think about it. Even if you kill somebody, driving drunk, and farbeit from me to criticize a life-long-term democrat, you skate. Think some more...
With any luck she'll drive into a bridge abutment next time.
I didn't mean that. Does anybody REALLY CARE what happens to her, as long as nobody else becomes a victim of her stupidity?

I don't care what happens to Paris Hilton as long as it is the same justice that is passed to someone who barely makes his rent and pays his bills, or anyone else. Justice is supposed to be blind and the great equalizer.... if it isn't then our country is not as great and not as free and not the rags to riches country we claim to be.

And victims???? Paris leaves victims left and right (maybe willing victims but victims nonetheless) just ask Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Nicole Ritchie, and so on.

What will happen, Brit, Lindsay, and Nicole will o'd, kill someone or end up truly losing it and Paris, who led them there will walk away unscathed.

Bill O'Rights 06-07-2007 12:06 PM

Well said, Pan. Well said.

analog 06-07-2007 12:10 PM

Thanks a fucking lot, California.

Until there is a REAL zero-tolerance policy on drunk driving, scumbag fucktards like this cunt and others of her drunk-driving ilk will continue to get away with relatively no punishment.

guthmund 06-07-2007 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by roachboy

so we see that "paris hilton" is transcending the cheap situationist character of her earlier work and attaining the status of zen master.

I never would've thought to see the words "Paris Hilton" and "zen master" used in the same sentence....ever.

Looks like I owe someone a dollar.

I don't give a shit about Paris Hilton and I certainly don't watch any of her stuff unless she's half-naked and taking it like a champ--and even then I'm only mildly interested--but it's a gorram shame that this ended the way it did.

One half of my brain is outraged that money, pseudo-celebrity and a coldly calculated temper tantrum is enough to completely short circuit the justice system. That it is appalling that in their need to coddle, curry favor, appease, or assuage every little discomfort this b-list media attention whore--at best, mind you--went through, that those in charge felt the need to bend over backwards and subvert the system so egregiously.

The other half of my brain thinks it's just par for the fucking course and prays that the next time Paris gets liquored up and gets behind the wheel, she hits one of the putzes that had hand in this bullshit.

Willravel 06-07-2007 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by analog
Thanks a fucking lot, California.

It's one judge, not the whole state. I happen to be proud of a lot of things from California, we're damned progressive, we have one of the strongest economies in the world, let alone in the US, and we're rad. One complete idiot judge can't define my state.

Bill O'Rights 06-07-2007 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by guthmund
The other half of my brain thinks it's just par for the fucking course and prays that the next time Paris gets liquored up and gets behind the wheel, she hits one of the putzes that had hand in this bullshit.

Interesting. Now that, I feel, would be real justice. I'm likin' the you think there, guthman.

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Originally Posted by willravel
It's one judge, not the whole state.

Nah...we'd much rather blame all of you. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/10...is/naughty.gif It's a whole lot more fun that way. And besides, someone in the state had to have elected his ass. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/10...s/eusa_doh.gif Share the blame. It's the right thing to do. :thumbsup:

debaser 06-07-2007 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by willravel
... and we're rad.

This made me laugh.

Honestly though, Paris Hilton is a product of the whole culture that Cali (especially SoCal) is guilty of pushing on the rest of the world. Right now teenage girls around the country are trying to grow up to be just like her.

I'm with analog, let's send our heavy shit to California, then tow it out to sea and sink it. What was it Mr. Keenan said about Arizona Bay?

flstf 06-07-2007 01:54 PM

In Paris's America, what she has been going through must seem very cruel and unfair to her. Those of us who expect justice to be applied equally to everyone just don't understand how the system really works.

Willravel 06-07-2007 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by debaser
This made me laugh.

Honestly though, Paris Hilton is a product of the whole culture that Cali (especially SoCal) is guilty of pushing on the rest of the world. Right now teenage girls around the country are trying to grow up to be just like her.

I'm with analog, let's send our heavy shit to California, then tow it out to sea and sink it. What was it Mr. Keenan said about Arizona Bay?

A quick google search told me the top teen magazines in the world:
Teen magazine, Hearst Communications, NYC
CosmoGirl, Hearst Communications, NYC
Seventeen, Hearst Communications, NYC
Girl's Life Magazine, Baltimore, MD
Teen People, NYC?
YM, CondéNet, Inc, NYC
Elle Girl, Hachette Filipacchi Media U.S., Inc., NYC

Not only that, but most TV shows you watch are filmed in Canada, and most movies aren't shot in the US.

Just to make sure the stereotype isn't so prevalent anymore.

mirevolver 06-07-2007 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pan6467
I don't care what happens to Paris Hilton as long as it is the same justice that is passed to someone who barely makes his rent and pays his bills, or anyone else. Justice is supposed to be blind and the great equalizer.... if it isn't then our country is not as great and not as free and not the rags to riches country we claim to be.

And victims???? Paris leaves victims left and right (maybe willing victims but victims nonetheless) just ask Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Nicole Ritchie, and so on.

What will happen, Brit, Lindsay, and Nicole will o'd, kill someone or end up truly losing it and Paris, who led them there will walk away unscathed.

And here I thought that the only thing that made her famous was an internet sex video.

The prison should have just hooked her up to an IV line for nutrients.

Lady Sage 06-07-2007 03:47 PM

2 cents worth...

They have places in jail for sick prisoners.

Thats all I have to say about that.

seretogis 06-07-2007 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pan6467
See this is why there are class wars and why people hate the rich. "Normal people" have to face the consequences for their actions..... the rich time and time again get off and instead of being gracious and humble shove it in people's faces.

There are plenty of rich people who do their time, for instance Martha Stewart. However, she is self-made money, not an empty-headed bimbo who happened to be born to the right parents.

tenniels 06-07-2007 05:30 PM

The whole situation is absolutely stupid. Make her serve her 23 days (half sentence) in jail like the rest of us would. So she almost had a mental breakdown and couldn't handle it, isn't that what jail is supposed to be? It's not supposed to be fun and exciting and make you happy. Have the medical unit give her some Ativan or something, I don't care. I mean, I would in no way look forward to jail, but I think I could handle where she was, especially away from general population. It's not like she was on death row at a federal penetentiary or something. I honestly wish that everyone (myself included, but I wanted to comment on this) would never talk about her again and she would no longer be famous and I think that would be her punishment. I don't wish anything horrible to happen to her, but it would be hilarious because it seem she thrives on this kind of thing. Just erase her from everyone's minds and she would be going insane trying to get people to take her picture. Ah well I have gone off topic here, sorry bout that. She just annoys me and this whole Paris thing pisses me off. Make her go back and finish what she started.

Push-Pull 06-07-2007 05:33 PM

I can think of another famous person who actually KILLED someone while "allegedly" driving drunk in 1969, but being from a family of power and influence, he pretty much got away with it, with the exception of the incident dogging him even until now.

I only bring it up because it seems relevant to the thread. I truly do not want to start a flame session.

Lasereth 06-07-2007 06:33 PM

I read an article on her jail sentence a month or so ago. It basically said that since the jails are so full at her location, she won't serve more than a few days and then will be released. The article went on to say that many offenders serve much less than their sentenced sentence depending on how ram packed the jails are in the area. I'm sure her popularity and family power has something to do with it, but the fact that they'd rather have room in a prison for a murderer than a DUI definitely impacts the term as well.

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Originally Posted by willravel
I've never driven drunk in my life. She's done it so often she's been caught twice.

This has been another episode of why I'm better than Paris Hilton.

I seriously LOLed at that :thumbsup:

liloleme 06-07-2007 06:58 PM

According to CNN she is coming back to court in the morning

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Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer issued his order after the city attorney filed a petition late Thursday afternoon questioning whether Sheriff Lee Baca should be held in contempt of court for releasing Hilton on Thursday morning.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html

tenniels 06-07-2007 07:02 PM

Lasereth, I had read that as well, long before she actually went to jail. The problem I have is that the reason she was let out was not overcrowding, but a medical condition, or whatever they're calling it. I agree, it's better to have a murderer behind bars than Paris, but the fact that it was the Sheriff's that released her, not the judge or the d.a, I just wonder about it. Being sent to do house arrest at her home hardly seems like punishment to me. I have already heard that her favourite bakery delivered cupcakes there today. I doubt they're able to do that at jail. I dunno, I just wish some of these bitches would get a taste of reality.

ubertuber 06-07-2007 07:08 PM

Devil's Advocate:

If she really was going to have a nervous breakdown, then they did the right thing. Sentences are meant to be rehabilitative, not destructive. Breaking her psyche doesn't rehabilitate or teach her.

Just sayin'.

Willravel 06-07-2007 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ubertuber
Devil's Advocate:

If she really was going to have a nervous breakdown, then they did the right thing. Sentences are meant to be rehabilitative, not destructive. Breaking her psyche doesn't rehabilitate or teach her.

Just sayin'.

I appreciate that, but the bottom line is that she got out of jail and she's Paris Hilton. Frankly, jail isn't fit for anyone. It's set up to be destructive, not rehabilitative. While that requires attention, that doesn't mean that the 'millionaire socialite' (even writing that makes me feel disgusting) gets a free out. If she can be under house arrest, then everyone should. If no one else can, then she can't. Double standards are against my philosophy.

Lady Sage 06-07-2007 07:53 PM

2 more cents.

If you cant do the time dont to the crime.

ngdawg 06-07-2007 08:23 PM

Apparently, the sheriff was a tad hasty. Seems the judge didn't sign off on this release
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Originally Posted by AOL News
LOS ANGELES (June 7) - Paris Hilton 's release from jail may not last. Hours after she was sent home under house arrest Thursday for an undisclosed medical condition, the judge who put her in jail for violating her reckless-driving probation ordered her into court to decide if she should go back behind bars.
Hilton must report to court at 9 a.m. Friday, Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini told The Associated Press.
"My understanding is she will be brought in in a sheriff's vehicle from her home," Parachini said.
The celebrity inmate was sent home from the Los Angeles County jail's Lynwood lockup shortly after 2 a.m. in a stunning reduction to her original 45-day sentence. She had reported to jail Sunday night after attending the MTV Movie Awards.
She was ordered to finish her sentence under house arrest, meaning she could not leave her four-bedroom, three-bath home in the Hollywood Hills until next month.
City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo said he learned of her release the same way as almost everyone else - through news reports.
Then, late Thursday, he filed a petition questioning whether Sheriff Lee Baca should be held in contempt of court for releasing Hilton - and demanding that she be held in custody. Soon after that, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer decided to haul Hilton back to the courtroom.
"It is the city attorney's position that the decision on whether or not Ms. Hilton should be released early and placed on electronic monitoring should be made by Judge Sauer and not the Sheriff's Department," said Jeffrey Isaacs of the city attorney's office.
Sauer himself had expressed his unhappiness with Hilton's release. When he sentenced Hilton to jail last month, he ruled specifically that she could not serve her sentence at home under electronic monitoring.
Shortly before noon, Hilton issued a statement through her attorney.
"I want to thank the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department and staff of the Century Regional Detention Center for treating me fairly and professionally," she said. "I am going to serve the remaining 40 days of my sentence. I have learned a great deal from this ordeal and hope that others have learned from my mistakes."
Attorneys differed on whether her treatment was unusual.
"She would have gotten out early if she was plain Jane," said Leonard Levine, who has handled numerous probation violation cases. He noted that overcrowding in the Los Angeles County jail system has led to thousands of nonviolent offenders serving only 10 percent of their sentences. "She did as much time as a normal person would have done."


jorgelito 06-07-2007 08:28 PM

1. It was gthe Sheriff's decision, not the judge's. Apparently, he is furious and has summoned her to court Monday.

2. Uber's nervous breakdown defense is too weak. There are way to many people in prison/jail that experience nervous breakdowns. That's hardly an excuse to get out of your sentence. Rehabilitive versus punitive is another thread.

3. Plenty of films are still shot in SoCal.

4. Performance art. There is actually enough evidence to pursue this theory. That she is not as dumb as she looks and acts. The "Paris Hilton" was created to pander to our stupidity and obsession with all things celebrity (just look at all the hits for this thread alone). There are some interviews where she talks about this.

5. I still don't get why she is so popular. She's not even pretty.

Superbelt 06-07-2007 08:28 PM

Something new I learned from the new articles about her being required to report back to the judge are that she has been cited TWICE for driving on a suspended license!

Twice! Once being her second DUI. If you get caught doing that twice, you never once intended to comply with the ruling. She's been driving the whole time.
And she can afford to hire a driver with the loose money in her couch. Yet she drives anyway?

And it only gets her 3 days in an actual jail before her delicate sensibilities get her released.

It's this repeated flaunting of the law that really gets me. She doesn't give a damn and the actions taken against her thus far only reinforce her perceived invincibility.

dksuddeth 06-07-2007 08:32 PM

getting rid of sheriff baca would be icing on the cake over all of this. hopefully an investigation will reveal all of his favors to the wealthy, elite, and famous.

Willravel 06-07-2007 08:35 PM

I'm ashamed I'm even thinking about this situation. I should be concentrating on bringing my friends home from Iraq or curing AIDS in Africa. This actually distracted me for a bit, and I'm disappointed in myself. :sad:

stevie667 06-08-2007 01:26 AM

I have been engaged in this whole thing for one good cause:

Getting annoying 'celebrities' in prison.

Me thinks it is just as worth as curing cancer.

Xazy 06-08-2007 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by willravel
I'm ashamed I'm even thinking about this situation. I should be concentrating on bringing my friends home from Iraq or curing AIDS in Africa. This actually distracted me for a bit, and I'm disappointed in myself. :sad:

I actually feel shame more for the country. Turn on most news channels last night and they spent 1/6 their time talking about this rather then any real news. It is amazing how much over time news has become about celebs then actual news.

Lady Sage 06-08-2007 04:51 AM

If her medical condition had been that severe, last I checked they had hospitals in California.

FoolThemAll 06-08-2007 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by willravel
I'm ashamed I'm even thinking about this situation. I should be concentrating on bringing my friends home from Iraq or curing AIDS in Africa. This actually distracted me for a bit, and I'm disappointed in myself. :sad:

"Excuse me - could you spare a few minutes for AIDS research?"

"Yes I can, but I'm not sure how much we'll get done... I tell you what, we'll go over here and brainstorm while we wolf down these sandwiches."

I want Paris to become invisible. I'd like it if I never heard her name again, even in a funny Conan joke or an unfunny Letterman joke. When did this country become one giant episode of Entertainment Tonight?

Reese 06-08-2007 08:38 AM

That wasn't a hunger strike, her diet just doesnt permit her to eat on those 3 days. Jesus, didn't anyone read last month's health tips by paris hilton in teen magazine?

Also, that sex tape was boring as hell, I have better luck getting off to an episode of Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers.. Jim Cummings has such a sexy voice.. and I used chip n dale.. and cummings in a sentence about getting off.. gross..

What were we talking about again?

Xazy 06-08-2007 11:33 AM

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Screaming Paris Hilton sent back to jail

By LINDA DEUTSCH, AP Special Correspondent 4 minutes ago

Screaming and crying, Paris Hilton was escorted out of a courtroom and back to jail Friday after a judge ruled that she must serve out her entire 45-day sentence behind bars rather than in her Hollywood Hills home.

"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton, who violated her parole in a reckless driving case. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.

Hilton, who was brought to court in handcuffs in a sheriff's car, came into the courtroom disheveled and weeping, hair askew, sans makeup, wearing a gray fuzzy sweatshirt over slacks.

She cried throughout the hearing, her body shook constantly and she dabbed at her eyes. Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, "I love you."

Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer was calm but apparently irked by the morning's developments. He said he had left the courthouse Thursday night having signed an order for Hilton to appear for the hearing.

When he got in his car early Friday, he said, he heard a radio report that he had approved Hilton's participation in the hearing by telephone, but he had not.

"I at no time condoned the actions of the sheriff and at no time told him I approved the actions," he said of the decision to release Hilton from jail after three days.

"At no time did I approve the defendant being released from custody to her home on Kings Road," Sauer said.

This is a breaking news update. Check back soon for further information. AP's earlier story is below.

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Paris Hilton was escorted from a courtroom screaming and crying on Friday after a judge sent her back to jail to serve out her entire 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case.

"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.

Hilton, who was brought to court in handcuffs in a sheriff's car, came into the courtroom disheveled and weeping. Her hair was askew and she wore a gray fuzzy sweatshirt over slacks. She wore no makeup and she cried throughout the hearing.

Her body also shook constantly as she dabbed at her eyes. Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, "I love you."
Good!

Plan9 06-08-2007 11:44 AM

We live in Rome, people. Hollywood patricians versus us joe-blow plebes.

I've had a few "issues" with Johnny Law. Damn, how I wished I was an androgynous blond hobag with metric tons of money.

I'm waiting for California to break off and fall into the ocean.

hunnychile 06-08-2007 12:06 PM

We need to remember that in America - Justice is different for the rich.

Sorry, it had to be said.

Lady Sage 06-08-2007 03:33 PM

Awww poor baby! NOT!

I wonder if she paid off her jailers or gave them blowjobs to get out early?

Either way I am absolutely thrilled that her pansy skeeze butt is back where she belongs.

I hear she gets a psych eval too! Those findings should be quite interesting!

The Faba 06-10-2007 01:29 AM

I have a distinct feeling that if a thread titled 'Why I'm better than Paris Hilton' was started, we'd hit 10,000 replies.



The world would be a better place without her.

Cynthetiq 06-10-2007 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by willravel
It's one judge, not the whole state. I happen to be proud of a lot of things from California, we're damned progressive, we have one of the strongest economies in the world, let alone in the US, and we're rad. One complete idiot judge can't define my state.

One complete idito judge, one complete idiot sheriff, one complete idiot governor, one comeplete idiot mayor, one complete idiot... keep adding them all up...

yeah all those "one complete" can define and has defined CA to the rest of the world. Let's see, OJ was followed by the helicopters, Paris was followed by the helicopters, misc traffic violations are followed by the helicopters.

as far as pulling for SB's brother, "we are all pulling for him"? Ummm no... 2nd DUI? Maybe YOU are pulling for him will, please don't lump ME in that WE. What you think that it should be less than what it is? F that. As I said before in another thread, if all these decades of zero tolerance DUI stuff, make them FELONIES. Hell, brandishing a gun in a crime is a felony, hitting a bus driver in NYC, is a felony.

uncle phil 06-10-2007 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by willravel
It's one judge, not the whole state. I happen to be proud of a lot of things from California, we're damned progressive, we have one of the strongest economies in the world, let alone in the US, and we're rad. One complete idiot judge can't define my state.

and who is the idiot judge?

Willravel 06-10-2007 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cynthetiq
One complete idito judge, one complete idiot sheriff, one complete idiot governor, one comeplete idiot mayor, one complete idiot... keep adding them all up...

Wow, I guess you aren't familiar with the great state of California. If you'd like, I can start a thread and explain just how great California really is.
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Originally Posted by Cynthetiq
as far as pulling for SB's brother, "we are all pulling for him"? Ummm no... 2nd DUI? Maybe YOU are pulling for him will, please don't lump ME in that WE. What you think that it should be less than what it is?

This is the type of thing that worries me about some members. They get so caught up in everything that they think they are always right and everyone else is always wrong. It's one of the unfortunate realities of the isolationism from real society on TFP. Remember, on TFP you can't read my face, hear my tone of voice, or pick up on any other non-verbal communication. When I said, "We're all pulling for him", I meant, OBLIVIOUSLY, that we want him to reform. Nothing in my entire posting history could even suggest that I'd want someone guilty of a crime released without justice, so your conclusion and subsequent lecture are useless.

It's a shame that you allow your want to lecture to override your reasonable perception. I hope what I meant is clear now that I spelled it out, and hopefully we can avoid misunderstandings in the future if we ask what the other person means instead of assuming they're wrong and you're right. I'll promise to do the same.

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Originally Posted by uncle phil
and who is the idiot judge?

Hahaha....yeah I jumped the gun there. I assumed that the judge was contacted and he made the determination to release her. That wasn't the case, I gather. I meant to name the party who released her, whomever that was.

Cynthetiq 06-10-2007 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willravel
Wow, I guess you aren't familiar with the great state of California. If you'd like, I can start a thread and explain just how great California really is.

This is the type of thing that worries me about some members. They get so caught up in everything that they think they are always right and everyone else is always wrong. It's one of the unfortunate realities of the isolationism from real society on TFP. Remember, on TFP you can't read my face, hear my tone of voice, or pick up on any other non-verbal communication. When I said, "We're all pulling for him", I meant, OBLIVIOUSLY, that we want him to reform. Nothing in my entire posting history could even suggest that I'd want someone guilty of a crime released without justice, so your conclusion and subsequent lecture are useless.

It's a shame that you allow your want to lecture to override your reasonable perception. I hope what I meant is clear now that I spelled it out, and hopefully we can avoid misunderstandings in the future if we ask what the other person means instead of assuming they're wrong and you're right. I'll promise to do the same.


Hahaha....yeah I jumped the gun there. I assumed that the judge was contacted and he made the determination to release her. That wasn't the case, I gather. I meant to name the party who released her, whomever that was.

yeah, it was so obvious. :no: Again, YOU may want him to reform and see prison as a methodology to reform. I do not.

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Originally Posted by willravel
Remember, on TFP you can't read my face, hear my tone of voice, or pick up on any other non-verbal communication.

I also cannot pick up on the words that you don't type.

And no, I know all about the great state of California. I grew up and lived there for 20 years. I couldn't stand the hypocrisy of the people who lived there and the governement.

I'm still trying to find the exact item that gave Sheriff Baca the ability to reduce sentences via a federal mandate to reduce prison over crowding. IMO that is unconstitutional on it's face and maybe this brings it to light.

what I have found so far and it's a bit pithy.
http://www.nicic.org/pubs/pre/006403.pdf

Willravel 06-10-2007 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cynthetiq
yeah, it was so obvious. :no: Again, YOU may want him to reform and see prison as a methodology to reform. I do not.

If you're familiar with my posting history on prisons, you'd know that I don't think prisons are built for reform but to precipitate their own existence while making the corporate owners richer. So again you've chosen to assume that I'm wrong and you're right based on nothing but the words that I don't type, even though I do type them, at length.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cynthetiq
I also cannot pick up on the words that you don't type.

So you assume I'm wrong. Think about that, please.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cynthetiq
And no, I know all about the great state of California. I grew up and lived there for 20 years. I couldn't stand the hypocrisy of the people who lived there and the governement.

I hope you enjoyed our ability to stereotype more than our supposed hypocrisy, as it seems you may have picked it up.

Cynthetiq 06-10-2007 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willravel
If you're familiar with my posting history on prisons, you'd know that I don't think prisons are built for reform but to precipitate their own existence while making the corporate owners richer. So again you've chosen to assume that I'm wrong and you're right based on nothing but the words that I don't type, even though I do type them, at length.

So you assume I'm wrong. Think about that, please.

I hope you enjoyed our ability to stereotype more than our supposed hypocrisy, as it seems you may have picked it up.

I don't assume you are wrong. You have an opinion that I don't agree with based on the words you HAVE typed.

I am not stereotyping the whole state of California. Things like this just underline for me the reasons that I decided to leave long before I moved out of California. While ALL places have their issues with politics and quality of life, after living in someplace where people actually wore their opinions on their sleeves and did not apologize for it, I decided I preferred that then the methods I experienced in my years living in California.

Willravel 06-10-2007 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cynthetiq
I don't assume you are wrong.

We aren't speaking the same language, I guess. You wrote this:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cynthetiq
YOU may want him to reform and see prison as a methodology to reform.

And if you can point out where I mentioned that I want to see prison as a methodology to reform, I'll eat my hat.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cynthetiq
I am not stereotyping the whole state of California. Things like this just underline for me the reasons that I decided to leave long before I moved out of California.

I'm afraid I don't know what you mean by 'things like this'. Maybe you could elaborate on 'this'.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cynthetiq
While ALL places have their issues with politics and quality of life, after living in someplace where people actually wore their opinions on their sleeves and did not apologize for it, I decided I preferred that then the methods I experienced in my years living in California.

So I'm quiet about my opinions? My thousands of posts say otherwise.

MexicanOnABike 06-10-2007 06:01 PM

http://www.livevideo.com/video/landi...nail&tx_type=E

Cynthetiq 06-10-2007 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willravel
We aren't speaking the same language, I guess. You wrote this:

And if you can point out where I mentioned that I want to see prison as a methodology to reform, I'll eat my hat.

I'm afraid I don't know what you mean by 'things like this'. Maybe you could elaborate on 'this'.

So I'm quiet about my opinions? My thousands of posts say otherwise.

Things like the Paris Hilton and OJ Simpson media circus.

Quote:

When I said, "We're all pulling for him", I meant, OBLIVIOUSLY, that we want him to reform.
Since I don't have the time to look at all your posts, can you please summarize your prison stance, because in one post on this thread you say, rehabilitate I read that as reform, and now you don't.

I lived in California pre-internet, and yes, people there face to face do not tell you how they feel about things with regard to the individual. In most simplistic methods it's networking and social engineering, so no one there tells you that they don't like you, it's all based on holding the line in case you may be able to do something for them some day. Here in NYC, people will tell you that you are a fucking asshole to your face and make no apology for it as opposed to talking behind your back.

MexicanOnABike 06-10-2007 06:41 PM

http://www.tonight.co.za/index.php?f...354&fSetId=251

so there we have it. I really don't care but i thought i'd let everyone know who doesn't follow the news. She's back in jails. it's just like we all wanted. haha! she's about to be someone's bitch!

Willravel 06-10-2007 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cynthetiq
Since I don't have the time to look at all your posts, can you please summarize your prison stance, because in one post on this thread you say, rehabilitate I read that as reform, and now you don't.

Prisons are bad. The best way to deal with crime is prevention. It's cheaper and it's victimless. The current system creates harder criminals and costs more than we can afford.

What I hope for Superbelt's brother is that, somehow, he will be able to develop healthy behavior and learn to stop or control his drinking. I doubt that is reasonable to expect from prison. He'd be better off seeing a therapist, someone who can help him.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cynthetiq
I lived in California pre-internet, and yes, people there face to face do not tell you how they feel about things with regard to the individual. In most simplistic methods it's networking and social engineering, so no one there tells you that they don't like you, it's all based on holding the line in case you may be able to do something for them some day. Here in NYC, people will tell you that you are a fucking asshole to your face and make no apology for it as opposed to talking behind your back.

Not everyone thinks that everyone else is an asshole. If I called people assholes, I'd be misrepresenting my thoughts on the person (unless I was talking to Bush). BTW, when people call other people assholes to their face, they're posturing, which is a sign of lower intelligence and immaturity. I'm not saying that all people who use that type of language are immature and/or less intelligent, but it's a possibility. It's a sign that they haven't learned how to act around other adults. I know it sounds like I'm condescending, but that's tough. People who posture and treat other people like crap don't deserve my respect.

Cynthetiq 06-10-2007 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willravel
I'm ashamed I'm even thinking about this situation. I should be concentrating on bringing my friends home from Iraq or curing AIDS in Africa. This actually distracted me for a bit, and I'm disappointed in myself. :sad:

well at least you've been vindicated... you can follow her and feel good about it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...iq/news009.jpg

FoolThemAll 06-11-2007 01:27 AM

Of course, that last paragraph is Hilton's attempt to shame the media into not giving her so much negative attention. Of course, Hilton wants it both ways - all the positives of celebrity with none of the negatives.

But she's still 100% right in that paragraph. There is no justification for the amount of attention 'news' channels have given her.

Xazy 06-11-2007 08:17 AM

Celebs want all the press and the coverage for their shows, to sell themselves and their product. They invite them in to a lot of their personal celebration, weddings, etc... But they want to only open the door for what they want. By doing this they themselves have creates this demand and they are to blame. If Paris did not embrace the media all the other time, then there would be no reason for people to embrace the Schadenfreude (I hope I used this word right here).

So yeah she gets no sympathy from me. But either way I agree I hate the coverage of celebs i just don't give a fuck about them, outside of Schadenfreude.

medlar 06-11-2007 08:44 AM

Every photo the paparazzi takes of her is a hidden promotion. She furthers her "career" with every shot that makes it into the tabloids. CNN has been having a field day when meanwhile on the other side of the world something interesting might be happening, but back to that after the Paris fiasco dies out if it ever will. Hollywood is like it's own country, if you're rich and famous, there are no laws to abide by. If you have enough money, you can buy yourself out of almost anything. I don't know much of California's laws or of law in general..but why are clubs and bars not being shut down for overserving the likes of Lohan who is underage? Anywhere else, that gets your licence to operate revoked. These leniencies are putting it's citizens in danger by not enforcing laws.

I don't like Paris Hilton, there's nothing really good about her. A person can do what ever they want with their money and she uses her wealth to do nothing but party and lower the bar in the art of acting and music. She acted like she was above the law and that it wasn't a big deal she went on the road intoxicated and putting lives at risk. She showed up late for court dates, acted all smug while attending celebrity events. It's obvious she can't handle taking responsibility for a reckless stupid act, then disregarding the warnings and doing it again.

It's kind of fascintating/morbid how much hatred this silly cow generates out of people and happy everyone is to see her crying for her mum all the way back to jail and for that I almost feel badly for her.

biznatch 06-11-2007 10:00 AM

I'm not sure she wrote that statement, but if she did, good. Not that I believe she really wishes for less media attention, but she is conveying the right message.
I don't really care for her, I just wish I wouldn't see HILTON in font size 72 on my TV each time I put on CNN, which is supposed to be the country's most reliable TV news source. Saddening, really.
This is why I get my news online now.
I wish people stopped caring about her so much. Those kind of people who buy tabloids and watch E! all day create the market for this. The reason this annoys me is I get exposed to it as well, and each time I do it's like mental nausea.
/rant

Willravel 06-11-2007 10:04 AM

biz, switch on Democracy Now! if you want the news. There is still news left in media.

Cynthetiq 06-11-2007 10:17 AM

Quote:

She has had a person whom she described as a spiritual adviser who said, "My spirit or soul did not like the way I was being seen and that is why I was sent to jail."

"God," she said, "has released me."

She is reading newspapers -- The LA Times and the Wall Street Journal -- and books like "The Secret," "The Power of Now" and the Bible.
I love it!!!! She found God in a few days!!!!

MexicanOnABike 06-11-2007 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willravel
biz, switch on Democracy Now! if you want the news. There is still news left in media.

on tv? or is it a web radio? i don't feel like googling this.

Willravel 06-11-2007 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MexicanOnABike
on tv? or is it a web radio?

It's available in most forms of media. It's on Dish Network, DirecTV, many local public stations, many public radio stations, and it's available video or audio podcast at www.Democracynow.org. I usually download the podcast and watch it at work.

You can search your area for broadcast at the following link:
http://www.democracynow.org/stations.shtml

MexicanOnABike 06-11-2007 01:25 PM

cool. i just got the mp3. it's not bad. could use a bit more life. i'll try the vids next time.

Willravel 06-11-2007 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MexicanOnABike
could use a bit more life.

That's because there's no sensationalism. Isn't that a good thing?

MexicanOnABike 06-11-2007 01:53 PM

well yes. I guess i'm just so used to the crazy news they show EVERYWHERE. i'm still happy to listen to it. although, canada's news is kinda like that. which is why theres so much american crap put into our news everyday.

biznatch 06-11-2007 06:06 PM

Yeah, I find that a lot of countries' news TV format is extremely different from the american formula.
And thanks for the info, will, I'll see if comcast has it once I have cable again. IN the meantime, I'll get their mp3s.

Oh, and Larry King live is talking about Paris right now. With a panel of four people. I wonder if people like Larry, who've been in the industry for decades, have any say as to what they wanna talk about.

The Paris thing, IMO, is not news. There are situations where justice is wrongly applied or not applied at all everyday. Hilton is not a politician, has nothing that makes her any different from the rest of the world except that the rest of the world watches her. She doesn't affect our lives.


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