Your two cents?
 

I thought I'd start this up again in memory of the old TF. Any quotes or classic bits of advice? Post away.
Mine for the day:
"Live and let live."- Whatever the hell that means......

It's not what you know, it's who you know.

find em hot leave em wet....errrr nevermind

"Uncle Phil's wife has good taste in women"
A memorable chat topic.

Don't eat yellow snow.


Fuck, I'm glad it's spring!

SSC-Save Sane Consensual

see sig below!

SSDD........Same shit, different day

Alcohol makes most woman seem thinner than they really are.

Never trust a person that doesn't like cats....!

if there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.

oh, and...

after your sixth drink, don't look at yourself in the mirror, it'll shake your confidence.

also,

always keep a corkscrew in your house.

Hi, can I get some change?

don't puke out of a moving car window.

Worse, don't sit in the rear seat of a car with the window down when the guy in the in the front seat is puking out the window.

the only thing that tastes better than free liquor, is stolen liquor.

its ok to drink alone

and
being drunk is feeling sophisticated, without being able to say it.

Never let anyone tell you that you can't do something, they're usually wrong.

Watch out for people that your dogs seem to hate.

If you don't trust someone on first instinct, you never will.

If all else fails listen to music.

Love can appear in some very odd places.

Opening your heart can hurt but is well worth it.

keep your friends close, your enemies closer

don't wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty and the pig likes it.

"Doing stuff is over rated. I mean, dont' we all wish Hitler just stayed home and got stoned?" From the Tao of Steve

If it was up your ass you'd know where it is.

Thank me, I'm welcome.

If it's too loud, you're too old.

What comes around, goes around.

oh, that's terrible...
He's going to kill me.

And here's one from me.

"Remind me to keep my mouth shut"

Look before you leap.

There are only two rules for success:

#1: Never tell everything you know.
#2: ........

you dont have to be smart to be an asshole, but it sure helps

"in the poker game of life...women are the rake" -Rounders
NO OFFENSE TO ANY WOMEN, JUST LIKE THE QUOTE

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things...

If you have nothing good to say, say nothing at all!

Don't run you will fall.

The old dog for the hard road and the pup for the path.

The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune

The chicken is merely involved in breakfast, but the pig is committed. Always know whether you're the chicken or the pig.

I didn't get everyone on the first run. So hopefully everyone will get to post theirs now a full two months later.

Be kind to your mother.

Life is like a shit sandwich; the more bread you've got, the less shit you have to eat.

"A man is like a piece of cheese..." -Maffia

The only thing in life you have to do is die, everything else is a choice.

"There's one thing I've learned about life...it goes on." - Robert Frost

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.

If practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, why practice?

Anyone who says that anything is possible hasn't tried slamming a revolving door.

There is no limit to what you can achieve if you don't care who gets the credit.

everything in the world is a cheap imitation of reality... too bad reality sux

"Unless you can explain it simply, you don't know it well enough" -Einstein i think

"fuck you"

"she's only pretty on the outside"

"life is like a box of chocolates; yah never know what yah gunnuh get" -forest gump

"hack the planet" -[movie] hackers

"yah look like a boxer" -[movie] snatch (gypsy -brad pitt)

"Somebody's poisoned the water hole!" -Woody from Toy Story

"whoa" -Neo from The Matrix

"woooaaaahh" -Joey from Blossom

"Terrorist Wins" -CounterStrike

"I will chop off your head and shit down your neck!" -Full Metal Jacket
"I like you, you can come to my house and fuck my sister" -same
"I will gauge out your eyes, and skull fuck you!" -same


Oh yeah..

"Don't spend money" -me

and

"Think outside the box, after all, there is no box" -me unless someone else said that too

If you can remember the 70's then you weren't there!