lindalove

Parrot Bay was also the first drink I ever got drunk off of, so I drank it a few times. It was also the first drink I ever got really sick off of. I can't stand the smell anymore, let alone the taste of it.

I was also put off orange juice for a while when I got a really bad hangover from drinking screwdrivers all night. I can drink orange juice now, but it hasn't tasted as good as it used to ever since.

maleficent

I've pretty much been a beer drinker most of my life... I alternate between martinis and beer now that I'm old... but when I was in college, there are two episodes that come to mind...

I think these two episodes are why I don't like getting drunk - the after effects stayed with me

1. Carlos Rossi Burgandy Wine... cheap crap doesn't begin to describe this wine... we made sangria out of it - tasted really good going down... Didn't taste very good when it came up... and left me with a hangover that lasted 3 days...
2. Rum - 20 years later... I still get the dry heeves if I smell rum... that was the night before parents weekend -- what a way to make an impression on your roommates parents... I don't think I could move my head the entire time... I'd get dizzy and have to rest if I did...

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flat5

I was drinking at 15. I'm 58 now. To long ago to remember first time I was drunk. It may have been from a gallon jug of Gallo wine :-)

theguyondacouch

cheap cheap vodka. My buddy and I split a 7 dollar liter. I can only drink vodka now if it's heavily mixed.

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yabobo

When I was 12 I stole a bottle of mad dog 20/20 from publix in St.Petersburg
Florida . Rode my bike to the marina and guzzuled the warm grape liquid. I puked for hours and
prayed out loud to god to save me. I promised I'd never do it again if he just wouldn't let me die. Well I broke my promise many times (sorry god) but I've never stolen mad dog again or drank anything so cheap in the hot Florida sun

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Rum .... followed by a bowl of Sultana Bran, then I proceeded to throwup onto the carpet, which happened to be the same colour as Sultana Bran .... making it very difficult in my state to find my spew to clean it up. Needless to say, I can't STAND the smell of Rum now.

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Charlatan

Vodka and Orange Juice.

It was a Scout Camp. We drank to oblivion (still missing parts of that night).

It was my first time drinking.

I was about 14 or so.

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Wine Coolers and Mad Dog...omg...it was awful..ahahahaa

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White Zinfandel. At a bar with a friend. Got chatting with a bunch of guys who kept filling out glasses. I wasn't paying attention. Later she and I guessed that I'd had perhaps 6 glasses of it.

I'd never had much to drink at all before that. Maybe one glass here or there for the year prior - hadn't drunk any alcohol before that.

Edit: I was 27 when this happened. I had only had my first drink earlier that same year.

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Just turned 18, hadn't ever really drank much. A friend brought me some cheap bottle of wine and kept filling my glass up all night. Wasn't paying attention to how much I'd had and when he went to fill the glass up the last time, he realized he'd given me the whole bottle. Combined with the little alcohol I'd had earlier that night, a whole bottle of wine is not a good idea for me. Spent the entire rest of the evening puking my guts out. Had a similar situation with vodka a year or so later - to this day, I can't drink it.

Vincentt

Cheap wine + sky blue + some other shit.. think some tequila was in there.

I remember being trashed and thinking "lets see what some more will do"

I threw up for hours, couldn't drink a drop of anything for at least 4 months.

I was weepy over some girl at the time, so it was a overall a horrid time.

I can drink tequila, wine and everything now with no bad effects. But there was a time when the smell of anything would give me horrid flash backs.


It happened again with a liter of vodka at a party.. I don't even know how that happened... I was drinking weak mixed drinks (vod and coke) but must of drank it all. got sick. Recovered quickly though.

And the last time, and hopefully last time, I got sick. I got into a drinking contest from a guy from Oita, Japan. He said he was strong, because they have strong sake in Oita.

We battled, with sake and wisky.

I won, but really, we all lost.
He was younger then I, and recovered next day.

I took damage, and couldn't drink for 3 months.

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BadNick

I was in 8th grade (so over 40yrs ago), late Spring time and anticipating graduating soon, a few of us decided to get stuff to drink, a couple of the other guys had already drank before but this was my first time (except for one or two sips of beer or wine my parents might occasionally drink); the experienced guys recommended cherry flavored Slo Gin so that's what I got; only a pint but I drank it all in about an hour; got sick and puked standing next to a tree with my head leaning against the tree holding me up and the very red puke getting all over my nice tan trench coat. I still remember which tree that was and it's still there.

nukeu666

vodka rum and whiskey

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skinnymofo

first time i got sick i was 14 on a new years, i only remember the last thing i drank, and that was a tequila sunrise.
Consequently, i couldnt drink oj for a year and liquor for 2, and when i did i would dry heave for the first 6 months.
My cousin whose the same age still wont drink liquor.
as for alcohols i can never touch again...Cuervo ->straight , Redrum, E &J brandy and possibly goldshlager, only had it once but i woke up on my bathroom floor sleeping on dirty clothes

Ample

Seventh Grade, a friend and I went to a convenient store. Paid a homeless person a couple of bucks to get us a case of Milwaukee’s Best. We went back to his place. He lived in the basement of the house. Oh I failed to mention he was the son of a preacher. We thought we were big men and chugged the beers. It was so nasty tasting, but both of us said that it tasted great. I think we drank four of them in less than an hour. I was feeling great. I didn’t want the feeling to go away so we started drinking more. I think I got halfway through my sixth one, when it hit me. The room spinning, sick stomach, the whole shebang. We both went into his bathroom and he went straight for the sink and let it all fly out. I stood by the toilet, and had a case of what I call the spits. Just kept spitting and spitting trying to keep it in, my effort was no match for “The Beast”. It all came out a few minutes later.

We gave the rest of beer away to some friends, and I don’t think I touched anymore alcohol for a few months after that.

splck

Even though it was over 26 years ago, Southern Comfort will never pass my lips again.

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ratbastid

Freshman year of college.

Bottle of Bacardi Light Rum.

Hurled all over the place.

I had the presence of mind to remember what my hall councelor had said: if they find you passed out in a public place, they HAVE to call an ambulance and take you to the hospital. That was the only thing that got me off the dorm bathroom floor that night.

guthmund

Another one for cheap, cheap vodka. Mixed it with orange juice and peach schnapps, felt real good for a while, blackout a bit and then got real....real sick. I spent the next day at work....cursing...well, everyone.

I can't drink it heavily mixed. I can't even stand the smell of it. Just the hint of vodka in the air and I get all kinds of queasy.

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FoolThemAll

Natural Light. Only the worst.

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ClostGoth

Captain Morgan's spiced rum. Just walking past the bottle in the store still makes me nauseous.

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Sultana

Nearly every time, it was cheap tequila. Except for the first time, which involved one of everything.

But after that last time with tequila, which was a few years ago (and that time it wasn't cheap stuff), I couldn't even *say* the word "tequila" without the taste filling my mouth and my stomach roiling.

I don't shoot tequila any more, no matter how high-end it is.

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optik_nerve

First time I even got crunk nasty was a few years back and it was Jack Daniels, Absolut and Kaluha.... at the same time, with a few filler Heinekens.

Needless to say I was still drunk the next morning and had a wicked hangover.

Gatorade Frost

A few weeks ago. I think I put back 250ml of Bacardi 151 in about 3 hours and I think I puked about 6 times.

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snowy

Malibu coconut rum. My friend and I were in Paris so we went a little crazy, bought some bottles of liquor, and went back to the hotel. We drank and smoked like fiends while watching the few British TV stations the hotel got and pay movies--including the porn. Anyways, I ended up throwing up several times, passing out, and woke up feeling generally ucky--but I still managed to get up and we walked to the Eiffel Tower and all over Paris.

Thank goodness for being 17 I guess

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asaris

Cream sherry. It's our family's drink of choice, and I liked it, but a bad idea. Way too much sugar, and I definitely had to train myself to be able to drink it again.

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shalafi

The fist time was most likely Capt. Morgans. And the 2nd time and the third and probly a few more. There was a really bad one in there after a night at Church Street Station that involved 4 Three Mile Islands (3 long island iced teas with Blue Caraco in a giant hurricane glass), various shots, and at least a few beers.

Jinn

It was either Tequila (tastes like turpentine, even the good stuff), McCormick's Rum ($18 for 1.5 L), or Takka vodka ($9 for a 750ml).

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Meditrina

I am trying to remember how old I was when this happened. But I do remember I was in high school, my parents went away for the weekend and I was left alone. I had vodka with a dash of orange juice. By the end of the night, I was lying on the grass talking the mailbox (so I have been told). To this day, just the smell of orange juice makes me queazy. And lucky me, my son loves to drink it!

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BigBen

Yep, me too. I was 16.

My buddy and I split a case of Great Western Gold Malt Liquor. It was really tasty! We got it from the only off-sale in town that we KNEW sold beer to minors, and then we drove back to my place and started drinking.

We played penny-ante poker, and I lost about 5 bucks in pennies (seriously, I had a big bag of pennies). I then told my brother's girlfriend that she was a whore, but "... a NICE whore. Seriously." Then my brother punched me in the mouth.

Everything went black, and things got spotty. I woke up on the bathroom floor, stuck to it. My brother rolled me over on my stomach, so I wouldn't pull a Bon Scott. Like a Kipling poem, I believed that I had walked into manhood with pride, and it would take a few more years to prove otherwise. I apologized to those requiring one, I thanked my brother for saving my life, and I began a 15 year love affair with beer.

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Mojo_PeiPei

Southern comfort on an empty stomach New Years Eve 2002. Face down in a garbage can in the middle of the party, blacked out for about half an hour around Countdown time, but being true to form I rallied and went the distance to 6am.

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MageB420666

I'm only 21 and I already have no clue what the first drink I got REALLY drunk off of was. Its probably due to the fact that I wasn't just drinking around that time, I was also getting high. But remembering what we usually drank, it was probably cheap beer, or cheep vodka, or some mix of the two.

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la petite moi

Six shots of Stoli vodka + me = puking for two hours. Didn't help that I had work right after that too, at 4h30 in the morning.

Also, last time I got fucked up was on beer and beer and more beer. But it didn't screw up the taste of the beer for me. Anyway, I got so drunk that I got suicidal. Choked down some pills, but nwlinkvxd made me puke them up. I was loud, depressed, and irritating all night long. Yikes.

Glory's Sun

age: 13

poison of choice: Crown and Vodka

Result: My first bout of alcohol poisoning

Grasshopper Green

The first time I got sick was on some horrible white wine (it was in a box, for god's sake), even though I didn't drink that much, AND it was my first time drinking...it wasn't enough to puke at least. I think I was 18, maybe 19. I'm not even sure it was the alcohol that got me sick because I ran a fever all night. I was hating it at work the next day, that's for sure. I hate white wine to this day, doesn't matter how good a bottle it is.

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skier

vodka and grapefruit juice in a 1L nalgene
The mix was way too strong and I was curled around the porcelain halfway through the night

now it's my killing mix, whenever i've busted it out i've gotten into trouble. More because of my expectations and mood when I decide to do so rather than the drink itself.

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Cynthetiq

umm... i haven't the foggiest, so I went back to the bar, started the process of elimination on the left side of the bar bottles and made my way all the way to the other end and then back again.

never did figure it out, and when whatever it was made me sick again, I just drank more of it to replace what I threw up, and just for good measure a few more to keep it down.

true story.

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MSD

I've had 24 drinks in a night and didn't feel particularly good for the first few hours after I woke up the next day, but I've never managed to get drunk enough to throw up.

Bobaphat

My friend held a 21st birthday party for me at her apartment and she and her roommate had an extensive liquor cabinet and I had a variety of mixed drinks. I was already severely drunk (and probably would have been sick if I had stopped there), when I decided to take a shot of Jose Cuervo tequila with everyone at my party. About 9 shots into it, I wandered out to the 2nd floor balcany, heaved over the side rail. Laid down on the couch they had out there and passed out for the night in nothing but a pair of shorts. To this day, the smell of cheap tequila makes my stomach turn. Good times

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Redlemon

I was a late-bloomer, my first sick wasn't until I was about 30. I was at a party, and was already planning to sleep over, so I decided to push past "tipsy" for the first time to see what was on the other side. I had rum and coke, Rumplemintz shots, and homemade mead of questionable proof and quality.

That was also the last time I went past "tipsy". I haven't had Rumplemintz again either, but that's just opportunity, not aversion.

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stevie667

Um...once, getting completly and utterly trashed on beer at a pub, spending the next hour throwing up outside and losing my glasses...

Another time downing a bottle of tequila and decided it would be a fabulous idea to have a 6 pack of beer on top, didn't go too well either.

Now i don't drink beer, saves all the problems

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