Bizarre Story of the day

[loquitur]

It's wild world out there, and it includes people like this:

A naked South Carolina man who had a computer mouse lodged in his rectum was arrested Saturday evening after he allegedly burglarized a home and later attacked officers responding to a call about the break-in.

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It was in the hospital emergency room where a “physician noticed a mouse could hanging from male subjects rectum. X-rays shown part of the mouse was lodged in the male subjects rectum.” A police representative told TSG that the word "could" was a typo and should have read "cord."

That mistake contributed to initital reports that the mouse found was a rodent, not a computer peripheral.

The police report provides no further insight as to how the mouse ended up inside Smith.

Sounds to me like this is an item to be added to the famous online list of Rectal Foreign Bodies.

[Jetée]

I read this 3-4 days ago (maybe): Heavy metal cure for constipation - Austrian Times Online News