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Flying Nuns (NSFW)
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This is the thread to display them in all their holy-gosh-begone-glory. So, jump right in; the water's fine (actually, it's 100% purified by the grace of His Name). |
I like this picture. It makes me smile. Every time I see a nun I think "bored and mean." I guess I was ignorant to them.
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...nun of my bizness, and I'd like to wear her habit
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Not for nothing, but instead of re-creating this article, ripping all the images, and displaying them here, I instead, highly encourage you all to visit this link and read it in its original nature.
It's really quite a creative story, and right hilarious: Hanks/Spielberg Release Sequel To WWII Biopic "Band Of Brothers" To Honor Church's Secret Role In Victory |
This thread is just awesome Jetée. I mean, it's about "flying" nuns and it's posted in the "fun" zone. Sent my crude brain straight to the gutter!
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Thanks, I really appreciate the comment, Xerxys; any response, I'll lend an ear to, really.
Also, I didn't have the time to address it when I orginally set this topic, but I think for now, if anyone wants to participate here in the future, please restrict yourself to only PG-13 images for the time being. (meaning: implied nudity is somewhat okay, but don't go beyond that. I'd prefer not to have another NSFW tag slapped on prematurely.) I'm sure this thread will progress to that next level in short order, but the natural thinker in me says I'd at least like to see this bloom creatively and humorously at first, and then the bloomers can come off. basic reasoning is that the portrayals should not go beyond what has already been posted by uncle_phil and Fly above, as well as what I now post down below: http://28.media.tumblr.com/7RGgy4cxi...YV6To1_500.jpg Photography by Sebastian Faena, from work entitled "Nun Head", for POP Magazine |
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^ senior skip day at the convent...
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Sister Mary Sexy
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come with us, we'll surely float your boat
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw...f25lo1_500.jpg via "The History of the Twentieth Century in Black and White Photography, Pt. 71" Photos from the archives of BBC, reflecting all the most significant events of the twentieth century. Many of these photos are kind of symbols century and are both historical and artistic value. Not one generation photo correspondents were brought up on these pictures. So this selection can be safely considered masterpieces of world photography. (man, even I can't believe I actually found the historical significance and source of this image) [corbis.] -- (all relevant info for the image is found in the above link) |
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Ohh GOD! I fucking love this thread!!!
http://yepyep.gibbs12.com/wp-content...aughtynuns.jpg http://thehostess.files.wordpress.co...ns_450x408.jpg I have a relative that was a nun for a long while. She then left the convent for reasons only known to her. |
Nun Punching A Shark
don't rock the boat, or this sister will leave you battered and afloat
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sorry this is late, but I just came up with a great pun for this image: "Nun Shall Pass"
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- If a priest is called a white collar worker, then a nun would be a creature of habit. - A nun was kicked out of the order for inappropriate attire: her sheer habit. - Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire broke out.not a pun, but a cocktail joke (one I remember reading in Playboy) ... - One day, the head mother tells the two new sisters they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So one nun says to the other, "We'd better take off all our clothes and lock the door."This is "Nunsense". |
a local celebrity finally gets nabbed
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The Tall Bike Nun yelling at a few tourists on the La Zoom bus tour. In a good way. {Taken by clarkmackey | Taken on May 29, 2009 | Taken in Lee Walker Hots, Asheville, North Carolina} |
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The Literal -- The Flying Nuns: Cop pulls over flat-footed speeding nuns on way to see the Pope
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can't have a "flying nun" thread without gidget...
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Photo: by Ann Rosener, June of 1943; image courtesy of the Library of Congress image description: Washington, D.C. Field trips for the "flying nun" pre-flight class, including inspection tours of hangars at the Washington National Airport. Here, Sister Aquinas is explaining engine structure to her students. |
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one more scene from "Nun Head". . .
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July 2, 1963 ; Austin, Texas, USA ; © Bettmann/CORBIS It's a big change of pace for Sister Magdalene, S.S.C.J., of San Antonio, Tex., as she steps in determinedly to slam the ball in a ball game at the Davenport Ranch. Sisters from all over the U.S. attending special summer classes at St. Edward's University were invited to the ranch for a day's outing. They relaxed on their day off and played volleyball, as well as baseball. [corbis.] |
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That's a crying shame (ironic word cue) that the above image had no further details added to its scenario; I would have loved to learned the reason for the laughter.
Thanks for sharing, mixed. - - - http://26.media.tumblr.com/KwhXonF2O...v1Cbo1_500.jpg September 4, 1954, Cleveland, Ohio USA ; © Bettmann/CORBIS Swinging into some fun before school begins and they start teaching again are Sisters Liloise and Pelagia, instructors at Immaculate Heart Elementary School. Some 200 sisters of St. Joseph, representing 15 parochial schools, tossed their dignity to the wind and enjoyed a day of merrymaking on an annual picnic at a local amusement park. [corbis.] |
I really don't know anything else about the image. I've had it for many years.
I love the image and have gone back to look at it many times and have come to the conclusion that perhaps they are not really nuns. I determined this by the earrings on the woman to her left. |
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I don't readily understand the above's funny; is there an explanation or context I'm missing?
- - - http://28.media.tumblr.com/KwhXonF2O...0rLtka_500.jpg Nuns Having Fun by eclectic gipsyland |
Nun of your beaches
I've come to realize something very coincidentally-astounding over the past week, and that is, from most of random sources, even when they don't actually state where they got their images from, more and more of them I end up eventually finding at this vast repository.
So, like the quoted image, I eventually discovered it in time to have a caption, date, and photographer to add to it in order give some context to the photograph. Quote:
Three nuns play in the ocean surf near Grayland. They were part of a group of seven nuns who were able to spend a week at the seashore as part of a new vacation program. -- courtesy of the Bettmann Collection. - - - - - http://i39.tinypic.com/69kuhk.jpg August, 1978 ; Near Chilmark, Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts, USA ; Photo by © Charles E. Rotkin/CORBIS A nun (or person dressed as a nun) strolls along Lucy Vincent Beach, a notorious nude bathing beach, on Martha's Vineyard. Several men, waist deep in the surf, watch her pass by reading a book. |
Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.
'The Priest said, 'Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do so.’ Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, 'Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words.' Sister Mary Katherine said, 'Hard bed.' 'I'm sorry to hear that,' the Priest said, 'We will get you a better bed.' After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was summoned by the Priest. 'You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine.' 'Cold food,' said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future. On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. 'You may say two words today.' 'I quit,' said Sister Mary Katherine. 'It's probably best,' said the Priest, 'You've done nothing but bitch since you got here.' |
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- - - http://i39.tinypic.com/jrpssk.jpg "Ninjas and Nuns", by Marcelo Montecino ; in Lima, Peru, taken sometime in 1993 |
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Panama Airport, 1977 by Marcelo Montecino ; nuns having fun with the coin slots (despite the contradiction about living a "life of poverty, and free of vice") |
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Nun driving a piano.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3070/...6e78512edc.jpg Nun but the brave by Ron Curtis author's comments: This Royal Air Force veteran was impressed to see a 'Nun' driving a mobile organ :) Gay pride day Blackpool (which probably means the 'Nun' was just a man in drag :( ) |
nun drives a monster truck
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author's comments: I was watching "Top Gear" on the Discovery Channel, and they had this nun put a helmet on and drive a monster truck over a line of cars. Plus, it's all done with a British accent, which is way cool. Kinda funny stuff. The above nun is 'Sister Wendy', and this is the episode's details as well as the visual (which can be seen in the link above anyway): YouTube - Top Gear, A Nun Drives a monster truck |
having a relaxing dip
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(ah, I just learned a trivial fact of (foreign) amusement: nuns in Spanish are referred to as 'monjas'; true story.) |
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Nuns on the Main by zadcat author's comments: There was a group of Missionaries of Charity (Mother Teresa's nuns) in the Plateau for a short time. Their outfit is a white sari with a blue striped edge. But they didn't stay. |
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(wh-no! I can't believe I actually finally found the source to the above image)... G.B. ENGLAND. Lancashire. Bolton Football fans in costume (a nun and Batman) cheer for their team, the Bolton Wanderers. 1997. Photography by Ian Berry + * trivia! I must've missed something, because, there's quite a bit of nun + batman shtick I was unaware of, including, but not limited to... A drunk guy is stumbling down the street after a long night of drinking, and whilst passing, he manages to spot a nun. He darts quickly across the street running into the nun, and knocks the nun over violently. Then he exclaims "not as great as we claim to be are we, Batman!" |
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A-nun-me
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from the series, "Yozakura Quartet"... http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/1016/nunofrabona.jpg from the series, "Claymore"... Repent, or Perish (The Nun of Rabona) http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/5...rwallpapea.jpg from the series, "Chrono Crusade"... random review: Well like my title suggests, this anime has a nun with guns. |
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/53/14...3787bd5cee.jpg Nuns taking tea by Camera Freak { A slightly surreal image of nuns in a teahouse at Ritsurinkoen garden in Shikoku (Japan). } |
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Nurses waiting on dock for wounded soldiers to be unloaded from British hospital ship. Photographed by Carl Mydans ; November of 1939 ; © Time Inc. / LIFE (darn. I just noticed these are nurses, not nuns. I'll make it up to you...) |
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A nun from the order of Sisters of Charity loading a hand truck with food for an assistant to deliver to a clinic two blocks away. http://i41.tinypic.com/91jlg0.jpg Children waiting for the distribution of special rations. http://i44.tinypic.com/zjgweq.jpg A nun playing a ballgame with city children at a summer vacation colony. { Photography by David E. Scherman ; August of 1946 ; Paris, France ; © Time Inc. / LIFE } [GIS.] |
A TO Z of SEXUAL HISTORY: N- NUNSPLOITATION
In line with my recent statements elsewhere...
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el templo de la perdicion [poringa.] (^^ do not click the above link without realizing first that it is what I was talking about the post before - Nunsploitation. It is depicted p0rngraphy.) |
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La monja fatal [may 10] by JavierPsilocybin (Like I told you before: 'Monja' in Spanish means nun.) author's comments (translated): I remember one occasion when in a hostel in Florence, a roommate told me a story that had happened to him. He had gone to the Vatican, and during his visit he encounters a passing nun. She asks him for a bit of money, but he tells her has none. Then the nun pulls out a knife and literally assaults him. The guy in question told me that he only had € 5 in his wallet and was all that he could give her. "But I have no regrets," he said, "history is worth more than five euros." |
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They look like they're standing in a TV intro waiting to do something bad ass charlie's angels style! |
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Apparently, the above image is from : a calendar of Nuns. Having Fun. Product Description: Glory hallelujah—the nuns are back! Truly “habit-forming” (Maxim), the NUNS HAVING FUN CALENDAR is on a roll, with 2006 sales up 27% for a total of 96,000 copies. Who can resist these sweet, nostalgic images depicting the lighter side of convent life? In black-and-white and sepia, the photographs are from the 1950s and ’60s. Here are nuns frolicking through the waves (yes, in full habits). Nuns at the bowling alley. Nuns on a roller coaster, nuns singing, nuns in a chorus line, nuns playing jump rope, nuns on a road trip, nuns in bumper cars. Oh, and what fun they’re having! From Maureen Kelly and Jeffrey Stone, co-authors of the New York Times bestseller Growing Up Catholic, it’s a wonderfully fresh, entertaining look at the stern-looking sisters many of us remember from our childhoods.About the Author: Maureen Kelly and Jeffrey Stone are the authors of Growing Up Catholic, the New York Times bestseller with over a million copies in print. They also write the bestselling Nuns Having Fun calendar. They are, collectively, the product of 24 years of parochial school. Ms. Kelly lives in Pittsburgh. There's also the back catalog, (as the above is an excerpt image, as well as the cover, for the 2007 calendar) seen here: (the cover for this calendar is ring's image) I'll post the covers in my next post, and see if I can't also see what else is found within these "calendar books". |
I believe this photo caused some controversy.
It's an advertisement for a gym. http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...oston-nuns.jpg |
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No matter how semi-serious I am in this endeavor, I'm still quite amazed at how often I can make myself feel bad/mad over nothing. I'm sorry.
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Nun with binoculars during Pope John Paul II 's visit in Reims. { Photo: © Philippe Lissac/dpa/Corbis ; taken in Reims, France. } |
A ha(bi)t ; does one not make (self) a Nun
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EL HÁBITO NO HACE A LA MONJA by zorrillo producciones author's comments: Monjas paseando en la calle Virgen de Los Peligros, esquina con Alcalá, en Madrid. |
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Nuns being instructed on how to wear gas masks during the London Blitz, 1940 [vintagephoto.] - - - + bonus portrayal http://i45.tinypic.com/2jecp74.jpg Nurses and Nuns Wearing Gas Masks in Air Raid Shelter in France, 1940 (photo taken: March 30, 1940) © Hulton-Deutsch Collection/CORBIS |
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NEWSWEEK: At a time when the Catholic Church most needs women, it has launched a frontal attack on its nuns.
excerpt: Earlier this month, in something of a surprise, a nun at a Catholic hospital in Phoenix was excommunicated for approving a first-trimester abortion last year at that hospital to save the life of a critically ill patient. |
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Young Nuns on Way to Mass ; Photography by Alfred Eisenstaedt (1934). [photographersgallery.] |
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Pittsburgh -- Sister Mary Ellen bites her lip as she makes her first try at bowling. The sister's form looked good even though she whispers that the ball went down the gutter to Sister Damian, right. Some sixty nuns of the Vincentian Sisters of Charity bowled for several hours as guests of a bowling alley in Pittsburgh's North Hills. { Taken on June 27, 1961 ; (c) Bettman/CORBIS } [tsutpen.] + [CorbisImages.] |
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Sister Luc Gabriel (Jeanine Deckers) was best known as the Singing Nun. This nun was so badass that her song Dominque became such a hit that it knocked Elvis Presley off the charts! Overnight, the Dominican nun was an international celebrity with the stage name of Soeur Sourire (Sister Smile). She gave concerts and appeared on the Ed Sullivan Show in 1964. Her fame went to her head and she eventually left the convent to spend more time on her musical career. ---------- Post added at 03:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:33 PM ---------- [/COLOR] |
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Nuns Clamming on Long Island, (c) 1957 ; photo by Toni Frissell |
Nun fight! |
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It Is Becoming A Habit by rycordell | Taken in Seoul, (south) Korea one of these in not the like the others ; one of these is different - can you tell? |
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The first time I saw a nun, I was 6 years old.
Groggy from the anesthesia after surgery,I began to scream. "Mom! There's a witch in my room!" (Catholic hospital. Nun nurse.) My poor mother was quite embarrassed. The nurse/nun quietly left the room, and let my mom try to explain what a nun was. My young, ignorant, medicated brain couldn't grasp much at that time. Anyway, here are some nuns in Pakistan: http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...elpakistan.jpg |
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Seattle, Washington -- Sister Mary Paul and a companion sing and play a Bob Dylan song at the 62nd General Convention of the American Episcopal Church, held at the Seattle Center from September 17-27 (1967). |
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Stephanie Seymour ; Photography by Juergen Teller (2002). [bellazon.] |
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France, August 20, 1944. Pvt. Clarence Kastner of Cleveland, Ohio, and Pvt. Russell Woodward of Sperryville, Va., two members of the American forces passing through Brest, are given a thirst-quenching drink of wine from two of the local nuns in the French town. Photo by Sonnee Gottlieb, INP pool photographer. --Photo: © Bettmann Collection/CORBIS |
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"Nun Shall Pass", illustrated by Ryan Mauskopf.
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After Much Prayer, Nuns Decide to Join Lady Gaga’s Record Label - TIME NewsFeed [article]
excerpt: Decca Records, the division of Universal Records that is responsible for Lady Gaga, Eminem and Amy Winehouse, has just signed their newest group—a secluded order of Benedictine nuns. |
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Love Train for the Tenebrous Empire: Clovis Trouille's Nun Art The art of surrealist painter Clovis Trouille employs a catalog of highly personal imagery, plucked from sources ranging from Catholic iconography to advertising to erotica/pornography. One of the themes that runs through Trouille's work is that of the sexualized nun. above piece: "Dialogue au Carmel," 1944, featured at the Guggenheim in NYC. |
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Jessica Alba, by Joshua Calvert (for Paranoid). - - - Observation: I still don't get why the strict and obscene (I'm sure there's a better word for 'bawdy') NSFW label has to be observed here. I get that a few posts are suggestive, but there's still no nudity, and that's my own interpretation of what needs the NSFW label (and dozens upon of re-utterances of sexual organs, but that is just moi; plus, I don't know who I'm winning over and/or pissing off by stating this, but 'NSFW' is a little nym I hate to encounter). |
Sexy Ads Upset the Pope - Racy Equinox Fitness Ad (VIDEO) [article]
The latest (as in two years ago) in buzzworthy ads is the new Equinox Fitness ad campaign, “Happily Ever.” One image features a group of nuns (one revealing a sexy garter!) sketching a still life portrait of a very chiseled, naked model who looks much like Michelangelo’s David. Judging by their facial expressions, they’re quite amused by the features of their manly muse. Bawdy Ad in Question (Pic) click to show |
It's that regular Wodin's-day thing I do, y'know, I'm trying... what's it called?
Audience-interaction? http://24.media.tumblr.com/yX6zGzblt...hAJvo1_500.jpg Megan Fox: The Patron Saint of _____________? |
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Sisters of Mercy (Nonnes - "poco sutil monja" by Jean-Jaques Lequeu) additional info (translated): Engraving by Jean-Jacques Lequeu, architect, libertine and revolutionary Caption: "And we also look for mothers" ... 1793-1794 National Library. |
Love these nun pictures. WOW! lol
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Fanservice! Wednesday feature: Masuimi Max
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