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Old 03-05-2010, 08:00 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Taxonomy of Bitches

And I Am Not Lying Blog Archive Types of Bitches

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My friend’s cousin …

Wait a second. You know this is going to be good, when it starts with “My friend’s cousin.”

My friend’s cousin is a teacher at a charter school in Washington, D.C. She found this on the floor of a 3rd grade classroom and recognized it for the gold mine that it is — scanned it into a fax-to-PDF scanner immediately.




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Old 03-05-2010, 08:01 AM   #2 (permalink)
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ha

found this gem earlier this morning and had a good laugh.

especially "jelous bitches"
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Old 03-05-2010, 08:25 AM   #3 (permalink)
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So..Am I the only one who came in here hopeful to see a 'bitch' phylogenetic tree?

The list is funny, but the title raised the bar too high for me.
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Old 03-05-2010, 08:43 AM   #4 (permalink)
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This takes the list poem to unmined depths.
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Old 03-05-2010, 09:46 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Third grade? Oh god, I'm feeling sick...
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Old 03-05-2010, 12:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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i'm like, 12 kinds of bitch.
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Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Old 03-05-2010, 11:47 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Number 76 turns me on.
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Old 03-06-2010, 12:05 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Chesesy teeth bitches? What the hell is that?
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Old 03-06-2010, 12:07 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Is number 8 like every woman I've ever been with or what?
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Old 03-06-2010, 12:33 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I'm down with the phyco bitches.
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Old 03-06-2010, 01:40 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Number 76 turns me on.
so, plan 9 has a thing for meth heads. who knew?

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Chesesy teeth bitches? What the hell is that?
yellow teef.

ah, growing up in the ghetto.
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