The truth about Bruce Campbell

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Demigod, demon fighter, patron demigod of B-Movies and savior of mankind, Bruce Campbell is the love child of Sam Raimi and Hattori Hanzō. Bruce Mother Fucking Campbell was born on a satellite orbiting the earth. Captain James T. Kirk delivered the new born Bruce.

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[Plan9]

Hmm! What's it say about Chuck Norris?

[blahblah454]

Carlos Raymond Norris, Esq (b. 1940), better known by his nickname "Chuck," was a world-renowned everyman the likes of which no one had seen since Paul Bunyan. Though he somehow managed to do every conceivable action both possible and impossible in his lifetime, his reputation has been slightly tarnished in recent years by allegations of steroid use. In fact, though his legacy is great, some even question whether or not he actually did anything notable. However, these allegations have been largely quieted in recent years, due mostly to irrational fears that his power will smite them.

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[Plan9]

I kneel to greatness. I'd let Bruce Campbell fuck my wife AND drink my beer.