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Charlatan 11-02-2008 03:49 PM

I Don't Like Candy Corn!
 
How anyone could like that unctuous crap...

Ugh.


inBOIL 11-02-2008 04:21 PM

Candy corn rules! You can stick them on your teeth and have candy fangs.

Baraka_Guru 11-02-2008 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan (Post 2554200)
How anyone could like that unctuous crap...

Unctuous? That's putting it mild for something so oleaginous, so pinguid and vomitous. I cannot think of another thing so malodorous—nay—mephitic!

There is no word in the English language strong or eloquent enough for a substance so iniquitous and nefarious!

How dare you, sir, bring up such insufferable memories of my childhood!

I do say! :mad:

Jetée 11-02-2008 04:53 PM

Eh, I haven't had it in so long, I think I could enjoy a big bowlful right now; I'll curse my decision not three hours later, when I'm doubled over under my bed, but at this moment, if someone tossed my some candy corn, I'd say, "Thank you, kind sir, may the saints bless you and your fellow kin!". Hmm... candy corn.

Charlatan 11-02-2008 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru (Post 2554221)

I do say! :mad:

Apparently you do...

The_Jazz 11-02-2008 05:46 PM

Heh. Max has been watching that for a few weeks. I love it.

BadNick 11-02-2008 06:49 PM

I hate those crappy things, too. They put a couple bowls of them out in our office by the receptionist's desk and I keep telling her to dump 'em in the trash and put out some good chocolate. But I do remember having a chuckle after putting them over my teeth.

The way they taste reminds me of mixing sugar with plaster plus a couple dabs of Elmer's Glue.

RetroGunslinger 11-02-2008 10:30 PM

More for me.

Jozrael 11-03-2008 05:23 AM

I ate over 100 pounds of candy corn after last Halloween. No joke :(.

And I lost weight XD. Stupid hypermetabolism -_-

Poppinjay 11-03-2008 05:26 AM

Quote:

Unctuous? That's putting it mild for something so oleaginous, so pinguid and vomitous. I cannot think of another thing so malodorous—nay—mephitic!

There is no word in the English language strong or eloquent enough for a substance so iniquitous and nefarious!

How dare you, sir, bring up such insufferable memories of my childhood!
This from a man who puts BBQ sauce on tofu.

Candy Corn rulez, tempeh droolz.

SSJTWIZTA 11-03-2008 10:57 AM

lewis blacks view on candy corn:


Daniel_ 11-03-2008 11:05 AM

What's candy corn?

CinnamonGirl 11-03-2008 11:25 AM

It's certainly not my favorite, but I kinda feel like candy corn gets a bad rap.


...or maybe I just haven't had it in a long time.


:lol: I like the song, though.

Glory's Sun 11-04-2008 07:50 AM

god I've heard this song soooo much since my kids are addicted to noggin.


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