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Ernest Borgnine: "I Masturbate A Lot" (VIDEO)

Don't worry, the video is not of Ernest Borgnine masturbating. It's of Ernest Borgnine saying he masturbates.

Now just try getting that awful mental picture out of your head.

Bill O'Rights

You...BASTARD!!

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

Vigilante

Oh man. whatadouche!

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We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-Winston Churchill

Crack

haha, I have a new-found respect for the man... Actually, I didn't really have an "old respect" for him to begin with, so...

Giant Hamburger

What a coincidence

I was just masturbating to this picture.