The Douchiest Phone Message In History
 

Have a listen to how a Real Man seduces a woman he met the other night at a bar.

Bah! I just came here to post this!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWwww.. that's amazing.

There's nothing wrong with me, except that I bring new definition to douchebaggery.

Olga? Dmitri? Are they in the Ukraine?

He gets approached 7 times a day? WTF? I've been approached about 7 times in my life.

"Nobody says call me.... and then doesn't call". In what world? I'm sure this happens 10 times a night at every bar in the country.

Maybe he meant nobody says that to him?

I'd like to apologize on behalf of the entire SF Bay Area for that. Foreign douche bags like to come to SF and spread their douchebaggary quite often. It's a problem.

Will, we'd all like to know where you immigrated from and when you got to the SF Bay Area.

Was it a tough adjustment for you, what with all the non-douchebags you were suddenly surrounded by?

:) Sorry, couldn't resist. It was too perfect a setup.

This has been around for a few weeks now.... have any of you checked out his website

THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/animation/worship.htm

http://www.dimitrithelover.com/

Ah, San Francisco. My favorite Bay baggery was a young corporate jerk zooming up and down the hills in his muy expensive SUV, before putting his tire right over the curb in front of his million $ row house. He had such a satisfied sneer when he rolled that bad boy over the curb.

LOL, you just made my day, can't stop laughing!!!

How do we know this guy is in the Bay Area?

I know a lot of people like this here. They're our version of Eurotrash. Otherwise, I'm just guessing. It could also be in Ontario (416 area code).

I wonder if this guy actually has a diagnosed mental syndrome or personality disorder.

There's something about his obsessiveness and the broad scope of his demands that seems to me to be more than plain old douchebaggery. His little rant about psychological issues is especially curious.

Perhaps he was off his Meds when he made the calls.

Why does a person need to have something wrong with him to come off as a douchebag? It's like that guy on whatever show that advocated male superiority. First thing everyone said was that he was mentally ill. Some people are just like that, nothing more.

This guy knows what he wants and he doesn't settle for anything else. It's a simple concept.

Its been all over the internet/radio that he's in the SF area

Holy crap. He's selling LESSONS in douchebaggery! That's actually the guy--he's got a radio interview on his site: SAME VOICE.

thats hilarious!

I think its probably a spoof, but who knows...

He sounds like a creepy urologist.

If you get the picture.

This guy is so awkward, he makes me look smooth.

I'm pretty sure I know who it is. Back in high school I went to a few parties that were virtually ruined by someone who shares a name and personality with the person in question. Nick, a good friend of mine, threw a pumpkin at his head.

That was a bit creepy.. Wtf does he do that he gets approached 7 times a day? Is he counting when a waitress approaches him to give him a menu or a cop serving him restraining orders?

I like this recreation.. it's better than any of those re-enactments from America's Most Wanted.


call 1


call 2

Wow! What a crazy asshole!

If that doesn't scare away every person he ever meets than he has found the one. What a creep.

I think his ego is so inflated that any passing interaction with a woman is interpreted as one where she approached him with interest.

Fast Food server smiles at him? She wishes.

Meter Maid gives him a ticket? She totally wants him.

Security Guard checks him out? She's mentally undressing him.

and so on...

I do find it interesting that he states he wants a "strong, independant" woman when he obviously wants some demure, supplicant arm-candy.

Is it really impossible for a man to be approached by women, maybe not 6-7, but 2-4 times a day? I know there are gorgeous women that have to push guys out of their way everywhere they go...so why not men?

There is nothing wrong with either a man or a woman approaching someone. Its just the way he went about it, and the fact that it was like a 5th voice message.

Don't you find his message a little strange? I would be FREAKED out if a woman left that on my machine

Actually, I would laugh and post it on YouTube after I was done being flattered over being picked out by a woman who has 6-7 guys approach her everyday.

Good call Logan, that would be best for everyone!

I care.

This guy's douchiness is comparable only to that of Dr. David Matlock from Dr. 90210

His real name is James Sears and he's from Toronto

http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/tag/james-sears/

So this guy is for real? I could have sworn it was satire.

I'm skeptical.

Like those George Carlin emails that started flying around after he died.

Bullshit flows like water on the internet.

I was just going to say that he gave a Toronto number (416...) so I'm not sure why people would think he was in SF.

I really hope this is satire...

ew.
I feel uncomfortable.

Deadline. :lol:

Sounds like he must be Woody Allen's son.

This guy is for real. Here is an article The Toronto Sun did on him... It's not pretty.

http://www.torontosun.com/News/Toron...72201-sun.html

awww, I like it better as a fake. I like Cyn's versions.

and, of course, I can't think about that guy without thinking about this guy:

because every article thats come out about it says that he met Olga in a bar in SF..maybe he was visiting for one of his "real men seminars" lol