Mom spanked the gay out of me! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

lktknow · 03-14-2008, 08:43 AM

http://www.stumbleupon.com/demo/#url..._Gay_Out_of_Me

Sion · 03-14-2008, 02:31 PM

these people scare the ever-lovin-shit outta me

MexicanOnABike · 03-14-2008, 02:38 PM

so fucked up I have no word for this!

cease_fire · 03-15-2008, 07:10 PM

w... wow...

this poor guy. and the host is trying to keep some composure. i wonder if his mom actually pulled out the car and ran him over. he seems to think so. xD

Willravel · 03-15-2008, 07:14 PM

Mommy spanked the shame into me. And about a half dozen emotional problems.

Thanks a million there, that poor man's mom, you should be proud...

Tully Mars · 03-15-2008, 07:45 PM

I had to watch it twice. The guy kind of looks like the guy who does spots on the Daily Show and Apple Computers. I thought maybe this was some SNL type skit no one was getting. On second take, nope! just more crazy people in the world exposing their insanity on the internets.

Will someone please explain to me WTF! IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

OK, third times a charm. That can't be real, thats a comedy skit. Just has to be.

Willravel · 03-15-2008, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Tully Mars

Will someone please explain to me WTF! IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

I can guess! Mom was born into a Southern fundamentalist family and probably had older brothers. Dad wasn't a preacher, but he wished he was. He was probably an elder or an usher, who liked to throw his weight around in the church. She lost her virginity at 14 to someone who lived in overalls and had a promising future in chewing tobacco (and I don't mean making or selling chewing tobacco, I mean chewing it in front of a 13" screen). Shotgun marriage! Firstborn probably grew up to be a preacher... a preacher with a bbq (basically red neck Fonzi). Second son grew up curious about butthole pleasures, but instead of being told that he can explore the way god made him had the living shit spanked out of him repeatedly by a woman who was nothing more than a zombie of her faith.

Note that I don't think all people are zombies to their faith; as a matter of fact most aren't. His mom sure as hell was.

lktknow · 03-15-2008, 08:34 PM

I'm fairly sure it's a comedy skit....it says at the top of it:

"So I guess the parenting lesson to learn from this, is that if you spank the gay out of your kids, you might let the crazy in"

it'a only obvious they are trying to state a fact that it is unfeasible to "spank" the "gay" out of someone... thats asinine.

leo_cote · 03-16-2008, 03:48 AM

Funny stuff!!!

troit · 03-17-2008, 12:28 AM

Oh my - what is wrong with some people...

Martian · 03-17-2008, 12:43 AM

Wow, if you people are so upset over this, you should hear about when the front fell off.

Manuel Hong · 03-19-2008, 12:29 PM

I have finally caught my breath. This is the funniest fucking video on the net. It is OBVIOUSLY a joke on the host of the show. She was attempting to make an argument that discipline is so essential that it could even keep your kids from "going gay" and the guest was supposed to validate her agenda. He really pulled one over on her...and apparently he pulled one over on plenty of others!!! Andy Kaufman would be impressed!!!

Martian · 03-19-2008, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Manuel Hong

I have finally caught my breath. This is the funniest fucking video on the net. It is OBVIOUSLY a joke on the host of the show. She was attempting to make an argument that discipline is so essential that it could even keep your kids from "going gay" and the guest was supposed to validate her agenda. He really pulled one over on her...and apparently he pulled one over on plenty of others!!! Andy Kaufman would be impressed!!!

*Bzzt*

Close, but no.

What happened to people's Google skills?

http://youtube.com/user/brianstreehouse

Tully Mars · 03-19-2008, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Martian

*Bzzt*

Close, but no.

What happened to people's Google skills?

http://youtube.com/user/brianstreehouse

Obviously it took me three times, but I finally "got" the joke.

Sad fact is there really are people like this.

My ex used to work with a guy that swore the Jehovah's Witnesses "cured" him of being gay. It was usually the first or second statement out of his mouth when he met people. This guy was so flaming I have no idea how he managed to buy gas.

Manuel Hong · 03-19-2008, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Tully Mars

This guy was so flaming I have no idea how he managed to buy gas.

HAHAHAHAHA

Charlatan · 03-19-2008, 06:00 PM

I want his mom to spank the gay out of me too.

Willravel · 03-19-2008, 06:04 PM

I'll bet you $5 there aren't any people spanking the straight out of their kids.
/lesson

Manuel Hong · 03-20-2008, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by willravel

I'll bet you $5 there aren't any people spanking the straight out of their kids.
/lesson

I'll take that bet.
I know it could lead to a fetish for being spanked!

03-14-2008, 08:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
lktknow Insane Location: here&there	Mom spanked the gay out of me! http://www.stumbleupon.com/demo/#url..._Gay_Out_of_Me __________________ Never give up on something that you can’t go a day without thinking about. ~

03-14-2008, 02:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	these people scare the ever-lovin-shit outta me __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

03-14-2008, 02:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	so fucked up I have no word for this! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

03-15-2008, 07:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	I had to watch it twice. The guy kind of looks like the guy who does spots on the Daily Show and Apple Computers. I thought maybe this was some SNL type skit no one was getting. On second take, nope! just more crazy people in the world exposing their insanity on the internets. Will someone please explain to me WTF! IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? OK, third times a charm. That can't be real, thats a comedy skit. Just has to be. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club Last edited by Tully Mars; 03-15-2008 at 07:52 PM..

03-15-2008, 08:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
lktknow Insane Location: here&there	I'm fairly sure it's a comedy skit....it says at the top of it: "So I guess the parenting lesson to learn from this, is that if you spank the gay out of your kids, you might let the crazy in" it'a only obvious they are trying to state a fact that it is unfeasible to "spank" the "gay" out of someone... thats asinine. __________________ Never give up on something that you can’t go a day without thinking about. ~

03-15-2008, 07:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
cease_fire Upright	w... wow... this poor guy. and the host is trying to keep some composure. i wonder if his mom actually pulled out the car and ran him over. he seems to think so. xD

03-15-2008, 07:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Mommy spanked the shame into me. And about a half dozen emotional problems. Thanks a million there, that poor man's mom, you should be proud...

03-16-2008, 03:48 AM	#9 (permalink)
leo_cote Insane Location: St-H Canada	Funny stuff!!! __________________ Hockey is my drug, Go Habs Go !!!

03-17-2008, 12:28 AM	#10 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Oh my - what is wrong with some people... __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

03-17-2008, 12:43 AM	#11 (permalink)
Martian Young Crumudgeon Location: Canada	Wow, if you people are so upset over this, you should hear about when the front fell off. __________________ I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said - Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

03-19-2008, 12:29 PM	#12 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	I have finally caught my breath. This is the funniest fucking video on the net. It is OBVIOUSLY a joke on the host of the show. She was attempting to make an argument that discipline is so essential that it could even keep your kids from "going gay" and the guest was supposed to validate her agenda. He really pulled one over on her...and apparently he pulled one over on plenty of others!!! Andy Kaufman would be impressed!!! __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

03-19-2008, 06:00 PM	#16 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I want his mom to spank the gay out of me too. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-19-2008, 06:04 PM	#17 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	I'll bet you $5 there aren't any people spanking the straight out of their kids. /lesson